I, the retired legend, were forced to go ashore

"Hush." ​​Deep Shadow poked his head, and kindly reminded his friend: "Keep down, don't wake up the child."

"...Can we send them back?" Ada decisively began to choose an easier mode.

The Deep Shadow Monster smiled and shook his head: "Of course not, haha."

She just learned the dream-building technique when she was interpreting the prophecy today, and finally applied it to Xiao Liutiao, successfully docking her with the target. How could she stop playing now?

Chapter 417. Zero krypton day

The children's sobriety also woke Ada up.

She didn't feel sleepy at all, so she went downstairs under her breath.

There was no feeling of being watched around. It should be the harsh words the girl said to the bounty hunter at the party that had an effect.

Little Wicker was also breathing heavily.

Last night, my sister's bold sleeping position weighed half of her body.

Aunt Ida's stubborn sleeping position, which is inherited in one continuous line, is pressing her other half.

Double the pressure, double the torment.

This caused her to continue to have chest tightness and shortness of breath after getting up, and she looked hypoxic.

She stood aside, rubbing her eyes constantly.

"Why don't you eat, child?"

The old prostitute was enjoying his long-lost breakfast, while lovingly caring for the little wicker who was like his grandson.

During the holidays these few days, even the prostitutes chose to go home, so the brothels naturally began to close.

Without the nightlife, he has rested for several days in a row, and his spirit has improved a lot.

Little Wicker shook her head, and answered very sincerely: "I... don't want to eat, my mouth tastes like my mother's."

If you eat, it will dilute the taste, right?

She wanted to think about it for a while.

"Uh……"

Upon hearing this, Ada, who had just come downstairs, immediately embraced her arms and pressed her chest.

It's too cool, no, it's too miserable. Last night was a hell of desperation and immorality. I have withstood this kind of test, and I feel that even if I fall into the 3D world where the heroine is only Tifa, I can resist it.

Deep Shadow has endless aftertaste, and she also thoughtfully suggested to the girl: "If you like this taste, can you sleep with us more?"

After hearing this, Little Wicker froze for a moment: So, was it because I slept in my aunt's arms last night that I dreamed of my mother?

She looked at Ada slowly, tears flickering inside.

Ada knocked on the table, showing the majesty of a parent: "Hurry up and eat, you are growing your body now, how can you be malnourished, you don't want to become like a deep shadow in the future, oh—"

The girl covered her head.

Behind is the elf's clenched fist and angry eyes.

"Pay attention to what you say!"

Shen Ying scolded every word: "I'm not malnourished! And you, what a joke!"

She pointed her finger at O'Meril, who covered her mouth and stomped her feet.

Ada followed suit and said: "That's right, poached eggs are eggs, and I still love poached eggs!"

The frank love words made Shenying's fingers creak, but he just couldn't keep typing.

Although my friend is still saying that I am young, this is still a love story after all.

Damn, what a contradiction!

As the elf's best friend and rival in love, O'Meril felt that she couldn't keep her anger in her chest—it would get bigger.

So he raised his eyebrows and looked at Ada: "Didn't you say that last night?"

'Boom--'

As soon as the words fell, Ada was punched in the back.

Shen Ying's eyes were red, she stared at her friend closely, and spit out word by word: "Say, what did you say last night?"

"???" Ada opened her mouth wide and looked at O'Meril blankly: "I didn't say anything?"

O'Meril immediately nodded, waved his hands, and kindly explained to his elven rival: "Yes, yes, I remembered wrongly, she didn't say anything, really didn't say anything!"

"Can you still remember wrong?" Deep Shadow sarcastically said.

This guy is the smartest in the family, how could she remember wrong!

These two must be trying to hide something!

Thinking of this, the elf became even more angry, and simply grabbed his friend's neck and shook it from side to side: "What the hell did you say!!!"

"I didn't say anything!!" Ada was extremely aggrieved.

"Ah yes yes yes, she didn't say anything!" O'Meril also echoed.

So Deep Shadow's anger grew even bigger.

The old prostitute and O'Meril who watched this farce clapped their hands and laughed. The two children took it for granted.

Then she discovered that her breakfast consisted of half a scrambled egg and half a slice of toast.

"Why do you only eat this!?" The girl found the food unpalatable: "Where's my salad dressing, my milk...where's it?"

When it came to the end, she didn't know what to think of again, pressed her chest that was taken care of by Xiao Liutiao last night, and frowned frequently.

Shen Ying smiled, thinking that such a friend is extremely cute, touched her head, and announced the answer: "Because our family has no money."

Ada nodded and replied very flatly: "Oh, that's how it is."

She's used to it.

All the huge sums of money saved by the family were spent on the tickets for Yushuitang. The tavern has not been open for the past few days. According to the custom, a large sum of money was spent on buying new clothes for everyone.

So now, Ada's family has successfully returned to a life of zero krypton.

"I'm poor, tsk..."

Ada was talking, thinking about ways to make money quickly in her mind.

The cedar that was invited from Brando had to be paid later, and she couldn't see the profit now. She didn't want to have no milk to fizz... drink tomorrow.

Far cannot quench near thirst.

While worrying, there was a knock on the door of the tavern, and the sharp voice of the goblin Nobel sounded outside the door: "Miss Ada, I'm sending you money!"

Ada once saved the life of the goblin Nobel through extracurricular activities when she was acting as a substitute for the senior students in the college.

Afterwards, Nobel reciprocated his kindness and sent a goblin gunpowder coffee machine to the head of the Chimera as a thank you gift.

Although the Ada family only regarded it as an ornament because the food produced by this machine was extremely unpalatable, but it was undeniable that such a generous act was enough for them to form a relationship with this goblin.

And just when everyone was worried about running out of money, the appearance of this successful goblin businessman made Ada happy.

"Please shut your mouth, oh, the steam is on, you look ugly when you smile!"

Nobel stood on tiptoe and sat on the chair, as usual, he did not hesitate to belittle other races: "I really can't figure it out, they all have one nose and two eyes, why are you humans so ugly?"

There is no shame in being despised by goblins for their appearance, their aesthetic views have always been peculiar.

Ada was not angry. Instead, she offered a glass of ginger wine and said perfunctorily, "Yes, your hairless big green head looks the best. Drink a glass of ginger wine to warm up your body."

"Hmph, what do you know? Nature is green. We are the color that is most in line with vitality and the color that is closest to the will of the world."

The goblin's squeaky voice revealed a burst of complacency.

The old prostitute smiled and teased: "So, you like green very much?"

"Hmph, of course!" Nobel swung his legs and shook his head.

Then he tasted the ginger ale, and immediately spit it out again: "Pah, bah, bah! What is this, it's so bad, didn't you put gunpowder in it?"

"Be careful with what you say! You can say that I'm not good-looking-in fact, I like to hear that, but you can't say that my food is bad, you know?"

Ada rolled up her sleeves, put a finger on the back of the goblin's head, and pressed him in front of the wine glass: "Drink!"

Chapter 418. Ivan the Great and His Children

Facing the threat, Nobel was as quick as ever: "Well, actually, the taste of this wine is not bad, why are you so angry... Suck—grumble, uh—"

After barely taking a sip, he retched his stomach and retched.

Seeing this scene, Deep Shadow's kind heart emerged, and he felt that his friend should not abuse a goblin like this.

So kindly stepped forward, drove Ada away, and asked, "May I ask why Mr. Nobel is here?"

He said just now that he seemed to be here to give money, so he couldn't really give charcoal in such a timely manner, could he?

Deep Shadow glanced at the family's breakfast on the dining table, feeling hopeful.

The children are growing up, the old prostitute is already an old man, and Ida loses too much substance every night.

Although it is possible to cut off Omeril's food and starve her until her chest becomes smaller, the others must be well-nourished.

Given the opportunity to leave the ginger ale, Nobel immediately straightened his body, groped in his pockets, and said, "A man named Tavernance asked me to bring you this time." What reward?"

"Tavronance? How did you two meet?" Ada interrupted the goblin.

"He is an excellent mercenary, and his wife is also the most beautiful human being I have ever seen. We mentioned you in a small chat, and only then did we realize that the world is so small...Listen, do you still want money? "

Nobel proved by himself that the charm of the succubus does not distinguish between species.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he fumbled in his pocket for a long time, finally took out two coins and slapped them on the table: "Here, that's all."

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For a moment, there was a stark contrast between the silence inside the house and the howling of the cold wind outside in the alley with dense houses.

"Two crowns!?" Ada's eyes widened in disbelief.

Then he became suspicious of the goblin: "Didn't you embezzle the rest of the money? We agreed at the beginning that he would give me [-]% of the reward!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, this is it, please listen to my explanation, you rude human being."

Nobel completely forgot about his actual weak position, brushed his only three remaining hairs, put his fingers across his face, acted as the scar of Tavern, and then imitated Tavern's thick voice :

"I am selfless, and I fight evil for the people. It is my duty to find the antidote to the plague, which is gin. Therefore, I only ask His Majesty for a symbolic reward of one crown. Therefore, according to the agreement, I will give you two crowns. You don’t need to look for the part that came out, hahahahaha—by the way, you don’t need to tell her thank you for the laughter at the end.”

Like a phonograph, the goblin articulated Tavern's last words clearly.

Ada rolled up her sleeves and planned to help him fulfill his last wish: "Damn it, you dare to trick me! Where is this guy now, I want Kaka to become a widow!"

"Oh, it's a big deal for that girl to become a widow, I'll be fine with it." The old prostitute immediately added to the chaos, rubbing his hands and standing up.

"He said he was going to wipe your ass for you and pretend to be a lightning bolt." Nobel answered the girl, "I don't know exactly what it means."

But Ada understood.

So the Messiah sent him to a foreign place to pretend to be himself?

It's a dangerous job—he'll be running around, confusing the bounty hunters, and being hunted by them at the same time.

If you are not careful, you will die.

"Tsk."

Ada clicked her tongue, her anger completely dissipated.

He has done him such a big favor, and some money issues are not that important.

Perhaps in the eyes of Tavern, this is a little joke.

A dignified legendary swordsman, as long as he is willing to speak, is he afraid that he will have no money?

At the same time, he also left a compensation plan.

"Ahem," Nobel cleared his throat, "I still have a business I want to ask you for help, and that's also the main purpose of my visit this time."

"what?"