I, the retired legend, were forced to go ashore

"This is……"

Deep Shadow took out the clothes, held them in his hands, and looked them back and forth.

This dress has a blue body with a white collar, a hood on the back, and a yellow line in the middle that sticks to the zipper all the way to the hem.

The elf touched the inner skirt of the lower hem with his hand, and there was indeed a fine patch there.

This was sewn by Deep Shadow himself.

There are also cuffs, where there are twisted stitches that seem to be crawling out of a centipede - this is Shen Ying's first attempt to sew clothes, and he is not yet proficient.

There was a sword wound on the side waist.At that time, while washing the blood on it, I secretly wiped my tears.

The horn button on the chest, which has a different shape from other buttons, was bought after I dragged Ada around the market all morning.

At the time, I thought this was the first official date between the two, but now that I think about it... Huh, that liar!

The corners of Shen Ying's mouth turned up slightly, and after a slight annoyance, he buried his face in the middle of the clothes, and took a deep breath of the smell.

This is Lei Ting's adventure suit from back then, it's unexpected that she still has it now.

Ada suddenly pushed the door open and entered.

She was barefoot, wiping her hair with a towel indiscriminately, water droplets kept falling from her body to the ground, and the traces spread from the bedroom to the kitchen.

"Ah, I didn't expect you to find this dress."

Ada watched the elf holding her old costume in her hands, and said casually, "Unfortunately, I can't wear it now."

She began to wipe the water stains on her body with a towel.

Deep Shadow turned his back to Ada, sighed, withdrew his thoughts from the long memory, and began to fold the clothes again.

While asking: "Why can't you wear it? Is it because you are afraid of revealing your identity?"

"There is also a reason for this..."

Ada put her feet on the bed, arched her body, rubbed her straight legs, and replied casually: "But the main reason is that I can't wear it. You understand, let alone now, when I stretched my waist, It can break the buttons."

Deep Shadow fixed his gaze on the chest of the clothes, on the horn button.

The sound of gnashing teeth really sounded.

She turned her head, wanting to curse the liar.

But seeing that white body without a trace of fat, the roar that had rushed to the mouth was replaced by another scolding in the blink of an eye:

"Wandering around the house naked, aren't you afraid of being seen by others!"

"Hey, don't worry, there are no outsiders here~"

"You dare to quibble! Put on your clothes quickly, what should you do if you catch a cold, and then don't ask me to take care of you every day!"

Deep Shadow casually pulled out a set of coats from the closet, and threw them at his friend together with the underwear he had just picked out.

"Hey, hey, why do you look like an old lady..."

Ada didn't dare to reply, so she could only mutter in a low voice, catch the clothes thrown by the elf, and put them on her body one by one.

"It's hot...these things make you sweat when you put them on..."

The girl complained while wearing it: "For a man, only one is enough, but for a woman, one more is needed, so uncomfortable—"

It's not enough not to wear it, she hasn't liberated her mind to that kind of openness.

But these words suddenly reminded Shen Ying of something.

She looked at her friend's tall figure, and then turned her head to glance at Lei Ting's adventure suit back then, an idea that would make her heart secretly happy, suddenly jumped out of joy.

"Ada, how about two days later..."

Shen Ying swallowed, took a deep breath, and finally said the bold idea just now: "...you pretend to be a man and go out with me?"

"Eh?"

Ada froze for a moment, saw the elf's shining eyes, and explained apologetically: "But, here, it's so big, it can't be covered."

"It can be grasped with one hand, and it's not that big. If you tighten it up a little, wear loose clothes, and put on a leather armor, it won't be noticeable."

The more Shen Ying talked, the more she felt that it was feasible. She stood up and gestured with her hands back and forth: "Do you still want to use a cloak to hide your identity? It will take several days to travel, but today you can't stand it for just a while."

Thinking of the temperature inside the cloak, Ada's resistance was obviously not so strong.

But she still hesitated: "But what about the hair, if I pretend to be a man, with this hair color, people will obviously be suspicious, right?"

Among the most important characteristics of the famous white lightning, there are two characteristics of masculinity and white hair.

"It's okay, you can dye your hair, we elves have a secret recipe!" Shen Ying became more energetic as he talked, clapping his hands and walking out: "That's it, I'm going to buy materials, and I will trim your eyebrows and cut your hair again, so Keep it safe and no one will find it!"

The elf was very excited, but when he walked to the door, his foot suddenly slipped and fell to the ground.

"Oh - where is there so much water here? There is also outside? This trace... Ida!!!"

Shen Ying clenched his fists and roared angrily: "You spoiler, you are too capable of destroying the house, clean it up for me!"

Chapter 76. Umbridge's Great Detect

Detecting evil thoughts was originally just an ordinary second-level spell, used to detect the malice of the surrounding people towards oneself, and generate a warning in the retina that only oneself can see.

However, it was improved by the head of the school with the knowledge of a super-level mage, and after being promoted to the eight-ring domain spell, it can judge the malice of the subject against a certain item based on the subjective consciousness of the user.

This seems to be a spell specially used to deal with the exam, and it has a famous name:

Umbridge's Great Detect.

At this time, the dean stood in front of the examination room, while slowly chanting his improved spell to communicate with the magic net; while looking at the dozens of teachers below with satisfaction.

These are the cornerstones of the academy!

She tried not to look at the lily and bright girl in the corner who didn't know someone cleaned her up. Even the hair was brushed neatly, but she had no image, and she was lying on the table. Destroyed.

That's it, even the answers are given in violation of the rules, if you still fail, don't blame yourself for being ruthless!

After Umbridge's spell was chanted, the large diamond used as a medium suddenly decomposed into fluorescent crystal powder, and along with the summoned elements, formed a translucent film that spread throughout the examination room.

Most of the teachers put away their thoughts and concentrated on the test papers.

There were also a few people who looked into the corner worriedly, and the junior magic teacher Zach was one of them.

If this big boss relationship is fired for such a trivial matter, will I be able to follow her route in next year's job title appraisal?

Thinking of this, Zach wanted to wake Ada up by throwing a ball of paper.

But as soon as such an idea came into being, the dean turned his stern gaze over, supplemented by a light cough, so that he could concentrate on the exam.

It's too scary, this big detection technique up to eight rings can even give early warning based on thinking, no one can help that girl now.

Moreover, this magic is still judged by the subjective consciousness of the caster. The previous method of cheating by hypnotizing oneself and having no distracting thoughts is simply useless!

This will be over sooner or later, it seems that I should think more about how to give gifts to the dean of the school.

Zach sighed and looked back at the test paper.

The exams for their teachers are different from those for students. All subjects are tested together, and five or six test papers are issued at one time.

The first thing Zach made was the magic scroll, which was his job, and it was so easy to write that he didn't even need to think about it.

After finishing writing, he put the paper on the corner of the table, and secretly glanced at the girl who was still soundly asleep.

'I just put the test paper here, and I didn't intend to copy it to anyone. '

Zach kept admonishing himself in his heart.

But such behavior was inconsistent with Umbridge's subjective good and evil, and the Great Detection Technique immediately projected a light red in her retina as a warning.

"Ahem, some people should pay attention..."

The dean walked to Zach's desk and took the magic scroll away: "The finished paper must either be placed at the bottom or handed in. Don't take any chances."

She stared fiercely at Zach—this was already the second warning, and once again, he would be cleared out of the examination room directly!

'Oh, there's nothing I can do! '

Zach let out a long sigh, and finally put away his thoughts and concentrated on the exam.

Umbridge turned around, glanced at the girl who was still sleeping soundly, frowned, and lightly kicked the corner of her table with his toe.

Ada turned her head in the direction, still asleep.

"Get up, don't sleep!"

The stern headmaster finally couldn't stand it anymore, and issued the first warning to the girl, and patted her arms continuously to forcibly wake her up.

Ada looked tired, her eyes were sleepy, and she was panting, while stretching her waist, while scratching the hair that was combed smoothly with both hands.

"What's the matter, is it time, can I hand in the paper?"

The girl's voice is lazy and magnetic, with a hoarseness just waking up, which is provocative.

fuck it!

Umbridge glanced at the blank test paper on the girl's desk without even her name written on it, and glared at her angrily: Are you going to hand in a blank paper!

Seeing the dean's stern gaze, Ada smiled shyly, picked up the pen pretendingly, and searched for a place to write her name on the roll.

And sighed again.

She didn't sleep long at all last night, it was too hot.

Fortunately, the first half of the night, Shen Ying used magic to attract a breeze to help her cool down.

But in the second half of the night, after Shen Ying also fell asleep, she was woken up by the heat, tossing and turning, covered in sweat, greasy and uncomfortable, unable to fall asleep at all.

This has not been the case in previous years.

The weather is hot, on the one hand; on the other hand, Ada feels that her body is also emitting heat, and there is a bottom fire, which is constantly erupting from the inside out.

What happened this year, what is more than previous years?

Aida rested her head and looked at the little turtle drawn on Shen Ying's face by the moonlight when she was insomnia and bored, and fell into deep thought.

There is the fresh floral scent of the forest, which wafts out from this elf's body, dancing continuously in his nose.

It's better to draw another little white turtle and let them make a pair.

Ada used superb sneaking skills to sneak into her daughter's bedroom again and stole a white paintbrush.

A light cough came suddenly, and Ada came back from her thoughts, and found that the head of the school, Umbridge, was standing behind the podium and looking at herself.

Okay, let's do it.

I have to go home after I'm done, to cooperate with that stupid elf's disguise plan.

Ada shook her head and rubbed her right cheek.

There is a dull pain there, and if you look closely, there are still some bruises - this was hit by Deep Shadow this morning.

This elf is getting more and more violent, and I don't know who I learned it from.

Obviously she was very well-behaved before, as long as she teased her, she would blushed and bowed her head, okay?

Don't want these unsolved mysteries anymore, let's go home!

Ada took a deep breath and put her hands in her arms.

There was a red light flashing in the retina, and Umbridge looked over in astonishment, but was suddenly blinded by the continuous red light.

That is the big detection technique used to give the caster an early warning. Whenever the magic element detects evil thoughts, a faint red shadow will be projected on the caster's retina.

But now, with so much red light, she couldn't see clearly at all! !

So what happened!Has the magic been broken?

Umbridge kept rubbing his eyes, and the teachers around Ada watched in horror as Ada took out a thick stack of test papers from his arms, and replaced the blank ones at an astonishing speed.

Good guy, is this the power of the relationship household?

Even the test papers can be obtained in advance!

With tears in his eyes, Zach swears in his heart that he will always follow the big guy to eat dirt, and he hates his behavior of distrusting him just now.

When Umbridge recovered from being blinded, Ada was already sitting upright, raising her hand obediently to signal:

"Dean, I'll hand in the paper."

What are you talking about?Umbridge's eyes widened.