How Lolicon is made
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So why on earth did I have such a hard time thinking about writing a book about love?Now I really want to go back to the past and give myself a big mouth. How dare a single dog with a single history equal to his age history write this book?I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi.
Chapter 24 Chapter 23 The country owes me a "health class"
Although I still haven't figured out what's going on, but now Youyi and Chino have a more important task...how to fool them into loving them after going out.
Chino suddenly brought Youyi into the locker room with a strong attitude, which will definitely arouse suspicion from others.Putting Xinai aside for the time being, Lishi is quite smart, and it is impossible not to see any clues.What's more, Chino also knows that Tibi must be the first to find out that something is wrong.
Because he didn't tell anyone, no one except himself and his father knew that Tibi's inner soul was his grandfather.
Grandpa's eyes on people are actually quite vicious. After all, after living for such a long time, he can easily see some people's sophistication.
I'm afraid, when he took grandpa off his head, grandpa had already noticed that something was wrong with his question.I remember that in a trance, Grandpa seemed to ask me quietly again, but I didn't seem to respond.It wasn't until Youyi appeared in front of his eyes that Chino pulled Youyi back by a godsend.
I don't know what to do at all, but my body seems to be telling me that as long as I touch You Yi, I can temporarily ease the current situation.
What happened afterwards, as you can see, now the two of them in the locker room don't know how to explain it when they go out.
"Well, You Yi-jun, I hope you can keep today's matter a secret... is that okay?" Chino's eyes are serious.
Of course, You Yi's eyes are also serious: "Well, yes, after all, I don't really want others to know."
Because it is so embarrassing!I can't wait to find a hole and bury myself!
"It's just that we still have a more important problem to solve." You Yi pointed to the door, "In my estimation, Miss Beloved will definitely ask you what happened. Therefore, we need a person who can deal with them temporarily." excuse."
After a short thought, Chino was the first to speak: "I think of a way to explain it."
"Oh? How to explain?" Even You Yi couldn't think of a good solution at this time, so he could only look at Chino with a begging look.
But at this time Chino hesitated again, the blush on his face became clearly visible, You Yi was 100% sure that it was caused by shyness, not some "fragment".This gave Youyi a very bad premonition, so Youyi dared to ask:
"Then what... the method?"
"Recently...it's time for class...Bao, health class...yes, I should be able to use this, dang, dang, as an excuse." Chino's voice became smaller and smaller, after all, it was the first time she talked about this with a boy question.
And You Yi's eyes widened. Of course he knew what the health care class was, or rather, he often encountered it in the plot of the book.So the question is, can the "health care class" that can guarantee such a high occurrence rate in many books be a pure thing in itself?
When Youyi learned that Nihong had this course, he almost had a nosebleed with envy.
Although Youyi has no opinion on this method at all, but when he saw Chino's slightly embarrassed expression, he couldn't bear it: "Well, it seems that Chino is in trouble, why don't you change it?"
"But this is the only way at present, and if you continue to stay, you will be suspicious." At this time, Chino was inexplicably calm, "And I don't know why, but I always feel that if I use this reason, the success rate will be much higher. After all, You Yi-jun, you seem to be quite safe."
But whether it is safe or not inside is unknown, Chino whispered in his heart.
You Yi covered his heart, he has been critically attacked more than once recently and said he is a very safe man.Although it is indeed a man's honor to gain the trust of women, it is also possible that he is suspected of not being capable enough as a man!
But it is obvious that Chino has been wronged more than himself at the moment, so let's put this aside for the time being and do what Chino said.
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click
"Ah, Chino-chan, you're back?" The moment the door was opened, Xinai was the first to react and rushed in front of Chino, "What is it that you don't want to tell my sister?"
"First of all, I'm not Beloved-san's younger sister... Forget it, it's useless to say it." Only in this respect, Chino admired Beloved's degree of persistence.
But soon, Chino's face turned red, after all, it's really shameful to talk about that kind of topic in public.But there is no way, in order not to arouse suspicion, we can only hide it like this first.
Chino took a deep breath, but he didn't hide his shyness: "Finally, the content of the recent class... I talked about... yes, the content of the health care class... because I am too embarrassed to ask my father, and because You Yijun really It's so reassuring...so, so."
"Ah~ So that's the case. But it's true, the content of the health care class is really a bit embarrassing." Rao couldn't help being a little embarrassed because of his love.
After all, what I talk about can remind people of the process of creating humans.
Then Chino's move to find Youyi is even more understandable.You Yi is a very safe man, which is the consensus of almost everyone who knows him.Take what happened last night as an example. People who can still maintain self-control among the girls are completely unwarranted.
So about this topic, if you go to Youyi, maybe it will really alleviate some of the embarrassment.
It seemed that this reason was very successful, so Chino couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.The reason why Zhi Nao chose this as an excuse was that she didn't tell You Yi because she was worried that her grandfather had already noticed her strangeness, and the current situation, no matter how you looked at it, this explanation was the only one that was reasonable enough.
Facts have proved that this is indeed the case. When Chino glanced at Tibi from the corner of his eye, Tibi also showed a sudden understanding expression.It seems that he barely fooled it.
But while Chino breathed a sigh of relief, she still didn't notice the deep doubt in Tibi's eyes, but Tibi didn't ask Chino again.
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Well, although it was different from the plan, there was a small mistake, but this small mistake seemed to have an unexpected effect.
The restlessness of Fragments at the critical moment, on the contrary, gave Youyi and Chino a rare chance to get along alone.Although Youyi was a little flustered due to the disrupted plan, but at least from the results point of view, it was quite perfect.
But this is not enough, this is just an introduction, it can only show that it will not be so difficult for me to talk to Chino in the future.Because both of them are keeping the same secret at this time, although Chino still feels a little baffled by this secret, as long as she keeps this secret that only she and You Yi know, then the distance between the two will be close. Invisibly become smaller.
Having said so much, in fact, Youyi's plan still needs to be carried out—that is, to ask Chino about coffee.
One thing that Yu Yi did not make a mistake in his deduction is that Chino is particularly interested in knowledge such as coffee.I once heard from Youyi that Chino’s dream is to become a barista as good as her grandfather. Judging from Chino’s young age, she must have spent a lot of effort to become the shop’s kanban lady. Bar.
So after Youyi's work was over, Youyi approached Chino straight away, and said respectfully under Chino's puzzled and a little evasive eyes: "Well, Chino, I want to learn about various knowledge about making coffee recently. "
"Eh? Why?" Facing You Yi's request, Chino was obviously taken aback.
Youyi scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "How should I put it, when I stayed alone to look at the store earlier, didn't my friends also come? It seems that the gap between making coffee is too far compared with yours Yes, so I was slightly disgusted... Uh, no, this is not the point!"
"The main thing is to learn how to make coffee, at least to a level that satisfies my friends."
Xinai, who was aiming to join in the fun, suddenly said, "Hey~ Yi really cares about friends. That's great. If I were a boy, I might also find Yi to be your friend."
"Thank you so much." You Yi didn't know how to respond to his beloved who had always been very enthusiastic, so he could only bite the bullet and answer with a wry smile.
But Chino has already started to ignite at this moment: "In other words, you are determined to become a rising star in the coffee industry and start a revolution in the coffee industry, right?"
Ok? !
"No, no, no, I didn't say that to that extent. In fact, part of my purpose is just to make a good cup of coffee myself in the future." Facing Chino who suddenly ignited for some reason, You Yi felt I seem to have stepped into a place that is not a minefield but is more terrifying than a minefield.
"It's rare to have such a young man with great ambitions, Yoshi, I'll come to help you with special training from today on." Don't get me wrong, this sentence was said by Tibi, and Chino quickly covered his mouth with a plate after realizing it , pretend it's ventriloquist.
However, it is actually useless. You Yi has already seen the situation in detail, but he just feels that it would be a bit too unpleasant to say it here.
And why did your rabbit follow suit? !Even if I can vaguely realize that your rabbit has nothing to do with coffee, but can I trouble you to do your duty as a rabbit? !
That's right, Tibi now also looks like he wants to burn his blood, and looks like he wants to teach Youyi himself, but does Tibi have any other goals... It's unknown.
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emmmmm... After repeated thinking, I decided to try to only attack Chino as much as possible_(:з」∠)_
I will change the previous article at that time, in order to make it look more reasonable.
Chapter 25 Chapter 24
After walking out of the Rabbit House, You Yi realized how much he loves Zhi Naiduo Coffee.In just half an hour, I told myself the differences and characteristics of all the different coffees, and even told me clearly which country the coffee beans came from.
However, being able to remember all of them is also powerful enough, as can be seen from Chino's sentence "You are much better at teaching than Beloved-san".
It is said that Ms. Beloved can't distinguish the types and smells of some coffees until now, and she can't tell the difference even after tasting it!
The beloved who was exposed to the black history immediately bowed down in frustration.
But after absorbing a lot of knowledge in a short period of time, the game still needs time to digest it. During the process of digestion, I don't even know that I have arrived home.When he came back to his senses, he was already cooking automatically, and he couldn't help but let Youyi complain:
"Has this become my passive skill?"
Tonight's life is still the same as before. After finishing the homework, you can turn on the computer and play games to your heart's content!
Weird.
In the past, Youyi might still have this mood, but in order to get closer to Chino and increase his goodwill, Youyi feels that he must always be prepared.First of all, the part about coffee, let’s review it a bit... Why don’t you just buy a coffee machine and some coffee beans, and try making a cup of coffee yourself?
I have to say that Xiangfeng Takahiro's salary is really high, just over 7500 yen in the past few days, not to mention buying a coffee bean grinder, or even buying a drip coffee maker is not a problem.However, considering that there will be comic exhibitions on weekends, it is better to save some money and buy a cheaper portable coffee bean grinder.
Thinking of this, Youyi logged into the website and started searching for cheap and portable coffee grinders. After seeing a product he liked, he decisively chose to buy it.
drip-drip-drip-drip-
um, mail?
After Youyi turned on his phone, he found that it was actually an email from An Buzhuo, who seemed to be urging him to send the new video.Seeing how anxious this guy is, You Yi had no choice but to obediently climb over the wall and go back to Daluwang to download the new video.
Thinking about it carefully, I still have a long list of supplementary plans that have not been realized, so I might as well download some more episodes that I haven't seen.
After finishing these, You Yi thought about it carefully and found that he actually had nothing to do, so he decided to go to sleep.After all, Nihong's studies are not so easy.
At the same time, in a certain corner of Xilian City, no, that's not accurate.It should be said that in someone's room, there is a little girl with long silver hair lying on the bed. The little girl's temperament is just like a doll. If you put her and the doll together, you may not be able to tell which one That's the real doll.
In the dead of night, the girl was breathing steadily and roaming in the dreamland, so she didn't even notice that a figure silently appeared beside her bed.
Just as the dark clouds in the sky cleared, the face of this person clearly appeared under the misty moonlight—he was You Yi.
"You Yi" didn't do anything, just silently glanced at the girl on the bed, then turned and left.When "Yu Yi" retreated to the shadow of the room, it disappeared.
On the girl's chest, there was a faint golden light emitting faintly.
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"Oh~" In the early morning of the next day, You Yi stretched fiercely. Today he has to continue working hard for a new day.
It's better to continue to think of ways to increase Chino's favorability... Should I be glad that there is no second fragment yet?
Ben is a single dog with zero love experience and doesn't know how to please girls at all. Youyi feels that it is already a miracle that he can have a good relationship with Chino and the others.But at the same time, Youyi also found a problem, that is, he is too safe in the eyes of girls.
I'm afraid I'm the first man that Chino has touched besides his relatives, right?But judging from yesterday's contact, Youyi can't find any shyness in Chino's expression, on the contrary, he blushes a little bit and his heart skips a beat. It's really embarrassing, I'd better quit the group.
In this case, there is no way to increase the favorability at all!
But it's not a big problem, Youyi happens to be the type who will keep encouraging himself, what's the point of failing once or twice? !As long as this fragment doesn't explode, I still have a chance, and I have plenty of time!
This is definitely not a flag, absolutely not!
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"If you want to improve the other party's favorability, the first step is naturally to leave a good impression on the other party." During the lunch break, it was rare for You Yi not to eat bento with his two good friends in the classroom, but plunged into Go to the library to find information.
However, as for why there are strategy books about love in the school, you should just take it as a plot need.
Looking at the steps arranged in the book, Youyi rested his chin and thought deeply: "I should have left a good impression, after all, I was told in person that I was safe... Nima, how does this feel better than being told that I am safe?" Is it sad to be single?"
Tears of unwillingness flowed from the corner of his eyes inexplicably, and You Yi continued to look at the next line: "The next step is to find a way to get close to the opponent, which is a major difficulty. This difficulty alone is enough to cut off 90.00% of the candidates."
"For this, you need a reason to get close to the other party, or a reason for a long time, or a reason that only needs the two of you... How do you feel that I have already done what I said before? Forget it, I'll just directly Skip to the later part."
"If the relationship between the two parties has reached acquaintance, then the key to the next step is to be courteous. This is an absolute bonus item. Unless you behave too obscenely, generally speaking, points will not be deducted. Many times will not make the other party Resentful help will only make the other party feel that you are reliable..."
"Of course, the above is all foreplay, and the next thing is the real key point. Nima, I read so much content that my tongue is almost cramping, so you just tell me this?!" Because it is neon language , so Youyi can read it out faster, but this is a pain for Youyi's tongue.
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Jingle Bell--
"Ah, Yi, good afternoon." Every time it's time for the beloved's signboard to say hello, but Xinai couldn't help exclaiming when she saw Yi, "Eh? Yi, what's wrong with you, your face looks very bad. "
Yes, Youyi's complexion is very bad now, because he even spent the time after class reading the strategy book, and after reading it, he came to a conclusion-he didn't use the above content at all, and he didn't need it at all. It has become a prop for water figures! More than 500 words!
But compared to this, You Yi was also taken aback when he saw the beloved's face: "Wow, Miss Xin'ai, what's going on with you? You look like you've eaten something bad."
"Ugh..." Xinai seemed to be recalling something not so good, and it was rare to show such a displeased expression, "Tomato juice."
tomato juice?What the hell?
"Chino-chan and I want to overcome our respective picky eaters, so I prepared celery bread for Chino, and Chino prepared tomato juice for me." The more Heart said, the more her body trembled, "The taste of tomato juice...is really It's scary enough..."
"No, it's not that exaggerated, is it?" There was a drop of cold sweat on the back of Youyi's forehead, and he looked at Chino, only to find that Chino's face was not very good, and it seemed that the psychological shadow caused by celery was no worse than that of Beloved how much.
After a careful explanation by Ai, Chino wants to grow taller so try to challenge eating celery, and Ai just wants to set an example for Chino, right?
"I originally proposed the method of compulsive swallowing, but they resolutely rejected it." Li Shi also shook his head helplessly.
No, no, Miss Lishi, your method is definitely the method of the army, right? !It will only cause accidents if it is used on ordinary people, right? !
After changing into uniforms, You Yi looked at the two helplessly and said, "In other words, you two have hurt each other a lot? But yes, it is really difficult to overcome the problem of picky eaters."
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