How Lolicon is made

"Second prize, hot spring hotel coupons!"

gurgling gurgling——

"Second, second prize, hot spring hotel coupons!"

gurgling gurgling——

"Consolation prize, a commemorative medal for the hot spring hotel!"

"Sack of bridge beans, is there something wrong!?" You Yi almost threw the medal he just got on the ground, "Why am I the only consolation prize!? The goddess of fate and the god of romantic comedy or the god of variety show started Are you messing with me!?"

The stall owner smiled apologetically: "Here, this guest, please calm down, please stop tugging on my collar, thank you."

You Yi: "...Sorry, I got a little excited by accident."

After Youyi put himself down, the stall owner scratched the back of his head: "Actually, if you don't tell the guests, I would also wonder why all the winners are all beautiful girls? Of the three around you, the one wearing black silk just now , even a pink-haired girl wearing earphones got a coupon... Let me tell you in advance, I really didn't operate in the dark!"

"Yes, yes, I believe you." You Yi nodded.

It might be better to say that the old ancestor of Heisi definitely cheated. When she was shaking, I clearly felt a [mysterious] energy fluctuation, which is why I and Yanying were so angry.

……Um?

Wait a minute, what did the stall owner say just now?

You Yi suddenly widened his eyes and looked at the booth owner: "Boss, what did you just say? What did the last person who got the coupon look like? Can you describe it in detail?"

"Yes, yes, but I'm not the one who said this..." The stall owner glanced vaguely at the three lolis behind Youyi, and whispered, "You're still not satisfied with the three lolis accompanying you." Huh? If it weren't for the fact that you might be a hidden client, I would have called the police to call the FFF team over!"

You Yi's expression became embarrassing on the spot: "Um, no, what... I just listened to your description just now, and I feel that the person you mentioned, boss, is probably a friend I know, so I just want to confirm it."

Unexpectedly, the stall owner's expression was even more unfriendly: "Come on, according to the plot of the kingly way, you and that pink-haired girl are definitely not related!"

Tsk, why is this person so sharp?

You Yi immediately took out 1 yen from his pocket and stuffed it into the hands of the stall owner: "Trouble, Tong, Rong, Yi, thank you!"

The stall owner was also a Taoist, and he put 1 yen into his sleeve in a way that even the game could not see clearly, and said with a straight face: "This guest, you can ask whatever you want."

Her expression changed so quickly that Youyi and the three loli beside her felt cold sweat.

He rubbed his face to restore his expression to normal: "Then, stall owner, can you tell me what that girl looks like?"

"Well, first of all, the most conspicuous thing is that girl's short hair. The pink is definitely dyed, after all, the color is too unnatural. Then there is the blue earphone she is wearing. It always looks very trendy. Face She looks very juicy, and her voice is a little like a baby’s, which is very nice.”

"The superficial age looks like a junior high school student, about 1.5 meters tall. Well, it's taller than the few around you—"

"Okay, thank you for your information, then that's all for now. If I have the chance, I will definitely visit hot spring hotels more. That's it, haha. Goodbye!!——" You Yi immediately interrupted the stall owner before he could say some dangerous words , and took the prizes and pulled the three lolis and walked away immediately.

Brother, I am guaranteeing your life safety for free. You must know that height is a taboo word in the ears of Yanying and Victoria, and it will trigger an incredible switch.

Even the little angel Chino will be lost for a long time after hearing it, but then we will start thinking about letting you disappear, brother.

……

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After leaving the booth, Victoria was the first to speak: "The person who also got the coupon before should be the Mizusawa Jasmine you mentioned, right?"

"Well, it's probably her right. She has short pink hair and is wearing quite trendy blue headphones. Based on these two points, you can basically identify her." You Yi nodded, "Don't try to catch her now. , that's simply impossible."

"But on the contrary, we can use what we have on hand." Victoria smiled lightly, "This coupon says that it can only be used for a certain day, and the time is exactly five days later."

Having said this, Gu Yanying could understand what Victoria Lina wanted to express: "Silver-haired girl, what do you mean we can go over there and wait for the rabbit?"

Victoria nodded and said, "Even if you don't get the 'Rabbit', you don't have to use the rare coupons for nothing."

Zhi Nai looked at You Yi: "But Yi is the only one among us who doesn't have coupons..."

You Yi patted Chi Nao's head: "Man, I can still afford this little money, Chi Nao-chan, don't worry about me."

It's better to say that it's not a problem for me to invite all the members of RabbitHouse+【Eagle jump】to go to a hot spring hotel for vacation. Naturally, I don't take a coupon game to heart. I just complained about my extreme luck before.

"Compared to this, it's almost 11:30 now. Are you all hungry? It's just that we can find a place for lunch."

The location was all scouted by Youyi in advance, so the group didn't take long detours but went straight to the destination.

It is a lunch restaurant that has little connection with the style of "Summer Festival". There will be new couple packages every month.

Yes, this is what Youyi originally focused on, and according to online reviews, no matter which package it is, it is quite high-quality.In addition to considering his own situation, the first thing Youyi booked was the couple's package in this store.

But the ghost knows that Qianye will come out halfway, and he can actually launch a brand new couple package the night before the summer festival, and even look good.And after the baptism of the couple package in the morning, it is estimated that the three lolis will not be too surprised by the couple package. (referring to the physical and appearance level)

You Yi still can't believe what it's like for a man and three women to drink a cup of morning tea together. Even if he just experienced it before, he doesn't want to recall it. It was definitely one of the most embarrassing moments in his life.

That is to say, but the location of the lunch shop here has been reserved in advance, so we can't let others go, right?The three-dimensional author has put pigeons for so long, and he can no longer be a pigeon without conscience.

Leading the three loli all the way to a restaurant outside the square, Youyi directly showed his reservation number, and the waiter smiled and said, "Is it No. 15? The one here is No. 7 for 4 people." ,this way please."

Well, it's a standard service smile. It would have been better if the hand behind the back hadn't called the police.

Fortunately, Youyi has almost gotten used to the behavior of the people around him calling the police, so he took the lead and led the three lolitas to the originally reserved table, and the seats were still assigned as in the morning.The only difference is that Gu Yanying had to switch places with Victoria after lunch this time.

The four of them glanced at the menu for a while, and were soon attracted by the special set menu for couples.

I have to say that this store will definitely make money for couples, at least the pictures on the menu are completely designed for couples.What two straws are pediatrics, this store even designed a fork that two people can eat food together.

Probably the handle is still normal, but the fork is directly divided into two pieces, such a strange shape.The menu also says "This type of fork does not provide a second one", which clearly means that two people must hold the fork together, and then the cheeks of the two must be very close to eat together.

Perhaps this is indeed a very novel experience for normal couples...but it doesn't apply to You Yi.

I am a person who is forced to "step on n boats". Since there is no n-headed fork prepared for him, using only two-headed forks may cause dissatisfaction among others.

So this kind of weird package is naturally not within the scope of Youyi's consideration, just be normal, just be normal!

Thinking this way, Youyi was about to order a set meal that looked normal and delicious, but he heard a familiar voice.And Youyi Wanwan never thought that he would hear this person's voice.

"Ah, what a coincidence, You Yi boy, you are sitting next to You Ling and me~"

Game: "..."

old! ! !Zu! ! !Zong! ! ! —————

You, ya, want, don't, want, this, yin, soul, no, scattered, ah! ! !

Why did your old one pop up again after only half a chapter! ?If you think you don't have enough roles, go to the three-dimensional author to discuss life. What kind of skill is it to disturb the junior date here! ! !

Youyi turned his head stiffly, seeing the black silk ancestor with a smirk on his face and the Youjia ancestor's face full of "I've tried my best", his face turned so dark that oil dripped out.

"Yeah! It's really a coincidence!" Youyi kept telling himself "I can't beat" in his heart, and tried his best to squeeze out a little smile, "The two old ancestors also... Here is Ya Xing, come, taste, try, love, couple, set, meal! Even, just sit next to us!"

"It's really a coincidence. It can't be a coincidence again!"

Every time You Yi uttered a word, the sight of You Jia's ancestor turned to the other side.

If it can happen to such a degree, there will be ghosts, okay? All of these were planned by Hei Si's ancestors long ago, and the purpose is to watch You Yi and the three loli's date at a close distance.

By the way, wait for the ancient ancestors to bring "something" to the scene.

The huge "well" shaped veins on Gu Yanying's head show that she is also quite angry now. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the ancestor Heisi definitely did it on purpose. If it wasn't for Youyi holding her hand tightly to calm her down, she would He was the first to rush out and fight with the ancestor Hei Si.

Chino and Victoria were more helpless, and they didn't expect that the ancestors of Youyi's family were such restless people.

The ancestor of Heisi directly ignored the two angry people, waved his hands and said: "Well, in short, you don't need to care about me and You Ling, you boys, we will leave after eating, and we will solve it as soon as possible."

"Well, it will be resolved quickly." The ancestor of Youjia also promised.

If only the ancestor of Hei Si made the guarantee, You Yi would not believe even a single punctuation mark, but the ancestor of Youjia also started to follow the guarantee, which is a bit credible.

But even so, You Yi still felt quite suspicious, after all, the ancestor Hei Si didn't seem to be such a kind person.

Soon Youyi and the others understood why the two ancestors said that.

Not long after the two ancestors sat down, a waiter came over with a plate: "You two, this is the latest couple set meal you ordered, please enjoy it slowly."

After the waiter opened the lid, You Yi sprayed it out on the spot.

Isn’t Jie Te Meow the weird set meal I saw just now! ?Just refuse to provide the second set with a fork with a strange shape!

The staple of this couples meal is pasta, which just needs a fork.

The ancestor of Heisi almost forcefully pulled the ancestor of Youjia to the seat, and took the initiative to pick up the strangely shaped fork: "Come on, You Ling, this time I will feed you, let's eat together~"

"It's easy to say, easy to say..." The ancestor of Youjia didn't dare to resist at all, so he could only let the ancestor of Heisi pull him by force.

The faces of the two ancestors were completely glued together. While enjoying the pasta, the black silk ancestor still didn't forget to take a photo and post it on Moments. Youyi's phone showed that this message had been reposted and liked a lot.

Accompanied by a murderous message, you can know who it is without even thinking about it.

"Stinky bitch, wait for me, I will kill you in ten seconds!" ! ! 』

Game: "..."

Is it still too late for me to buy insurance now?I just want to have a good lunch!On the other hand, the three lolis behind them look very energetic, although they basically cover their eyes with their hands, but the gaps are big.

The two ancestors were eating, and suddenly found that they were biting the two ends of a noodle.The ancestor Heisi squinted, ate the noodles at an extremely fast speed, and successfully left his own mark on the lips of the ancestor Youjia.

"Wow!--"

The loli behind Youyi couldn't help screaming, they had never seen such a tough and exciting gameplay.

But there is no fluctuation in Youyi's heart, and it's not like I haven't seen more exciting things in "Advanced Combat Records" before.Compared with this, he is more concerned about his own life now.

If you want to ask why...

When a ball of flame appeared in sight, You Yi knew that the ancestor of the Gu family had arrived on the battlefield.

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To be honest, my biggest wish at this moment is to be able to write the plot of "Loricon" to the final stage this year.If I had been diligent enough in the past, I should have started a new book by this time...

It's useless to complain here, code with peace of mind, work with peace of mind, and manage money with peace of mind.Ultimately, I was able to reach a happy and satisfying ending.

Chapter 290 Chapter 273 Forgetfulness is a disease that can be cured

Just when Ancestor Heisi left his mark on Ancestor Youjia's mouth in an extremely forceful way, a ball of flames suddenly appeared in the passage between You Yi and the others and the two Ancestors.

Then the flame instantly expanded under the eyes of everyone, forming a figure the size of a loli.

Of course, all of this has been covered up by the cognitive impairment technique, and it will not cause commotion among the people around.

The ancestor of the Gu family walked out of the flames, and stared at the proud black silk ancestor with an unfriendly expression after the flames disappeared: "Stinky bitch, you look smug, right? I'm rushing back to Huaxia to get things. It's time to sneak away, you are very capable!?"

"Ah, ah, after all, my You family basically agrees, and most of the people who disagree are from your Gu family, so I have to ask you to go back to your hometown to persuade (physics) those stubborn old people." The ancestor of Heisi Not paying attention, one arm was put on the shoulder of the ancestor of Youjia, which seemed even affectionate.

"But that's not the reason for you stinky bitch to run away!" The face of the ancestor of the Gu family turned black immediately, "Since you do this... then don't blame me for being ruthless. Those old portraits and photos of yours, I ·Can be·always·have·preserved·retained·!"

As soon as the ancestor of the Gu family said this, the face of the ancestor of Heisi immediately changed: "Impossible! Why do you have it!! I have already-cough cough cough, what, uh... Anyway, I have had enough fun this morning I will give you this opportunity this afternoon."

"Hmph, count you acquainted."

quiet--

About ten seconds later, both You Yi and Gu Yanying had ghost-like expressions on their faces.

Claiming to be a wanderer, no, the most noisy, black-bellied, hateful, and unwilling to suffer from the ancestor of Heisi in the Eastern [Mysterious Realm], unexpectedly surrendered to others just now! ?

And the object of submission is still his opponent in the Shura field! ?

If this incident is passed back to Huaxia, it will shock Youjia and Gujia for 100 years.

If it wasn't for the inappropriate scene, Gu Yanying would have yelled "My ancestor is nb, my ancestor is mighty".

The ancestor of Youjia never expected that things would turn out like this. He stared wide-eyed and looked back and forth at the two female ancestors: "What's going on? Can anyone explain to me what's going on!?"

The ancestor of the Gu family shook his hair: "It's nothing, You Ling, you can just think that I have mastered some black history of this guy, and it just happened to poke her shame point!"

wow——

You Yi, Gu Yanying, and the ancestor Youjia looked at the ancestor Hei Si in disbelief.

It turns out that this person has a dark history! ?And it was a coincidence that it fell into the hands of the ancestors of the Gu family! !

For a while, the three of them could already foresee that the ancestor of Heisi would be suppressed and beaten by the ancestor of the Gu family for a while.After all, being caught by others, it's just that he has no right to speak.

Of course, despite the aggrieved look on the face of the ancestor Heisi, he must be thinking hard about how to fight back.

"Ahem, what, Miss Gu, you are back too, so this means that you must have brought the 'thing' too?" The ancestor of Heisi had already called out the word "Miss" against his will, so it can be seen How aggrieved.

The ancestor of the Gu family snorted proudly: "Who do you think I am, let alone those old stubborn people, even if you bring the black technology team of Youjia over, it may not be enough for me to fight."

"No, I think what she really wants to ask is, are you sure you brought the 'thing'?" The ancestor of Youjia added, "After all, we all know that you sometimes suffer from forgetfulness."

The ancestor of the Gu family immediately fumbled in his storage ring: "So you have a little confidence in me, okay? How could I... forget... remember..."