How Lolicon is made
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"Yes, I was working in a coffee shop over there." You Yi nodded in affirmation.
After getting confirmation from You Yi himself, there were some exclamations from the crowd: "That is to say, it was really him who kidnapped Loli I saw back then?!"
Game: "..."
This classmate, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately!When did I, a good-natured young man, abduct little loli? !
Youyi took a deep breath, but still asked twitchingly at the corner of his mouth: "Well... who can explain to me? That classmate just now, can you describe to me what you saw, I think there is something between us. There may be some misunderstanding."
"Well, I was going to drink coffee with my old lady yesterday, but I saw a man holding the hand of a silver-haired little girl on the way. At that time, I thought it looked familiar. When I thought about it carefully, it seemed to be you, Classmate You. And I don't know why , I think the girl looks at you with unwilling eyes, always giving people a kind of threat." The classmate who spread the rumor explained.
have to!It seems to be misunderstood!
You Yi slapped his head, feeling that this matter could not be explained clearly.
The little girl this classmate saw was undoubtedly Victoria Lina, and she was holding Victoria Lina's hand to prevent the Yueshan Group's people from attacking again.As for that unwilling look...it was clearly because Victoria was still jealous that I could conjure up such a big Opie!How on earth did you come up with such a plot!Brother, go to Huaxia to write novels, you are definitely a talent!
For a moment, You Yi didn't know how to explain, confess the truth?Hey hey, who would believe it!Not to mention that he participated in the dispute among the top three giants in Xilian City, I am afraid that no one would believe that he just knew the daughter of the Jiucheng family.
So You Yi's silence caused the whole class to think that he had acquiesced.
"No way, so there is such a ghostly lolicon beside us?!"
"Don't say that, after all, Luoli is really cute, and you can't help but blame him."
"Hmm! It turns out that he is a fellow!"
I'm not a lolicon!Why do I always have something to do with loli in my life recently!
At this time, the student suddenly thought of something: "By the way, I want to ask the students downstream, what is the name of the coffee shop where you work?"
"...Rabbit House."
"If I remember correctly, the clerks there are also Lolitas. Classmate You, although Nihong is more open than Huaxia...but it is still illegal to rape young girls." For a moment, the whole class looked You Yi's eyes changed.
Game: "I*&@#¥%@..."
Chapter 54 Chapter 52
"Aha, Yi, Tongmu, I'm here... Ah, what's the situation?" An Buzhuo, who had just returned from the club's morning practice, was just planning to continue the endless wrangling with Youyi and Amano Tongmu. The scene where the whole person is grayed out, "Tong Mu, what's wrong with Yi? Could it be that he didn't eat breakfast?"
Amano Tongmu gave An Buzhuo an angry look: "Yi goes to school with me, can't you tell at a glance whether he is full? Also, don't provoke him now, I'm afraid In the next period of time, Neiyi will not be able to get rid of the title of [Lolita]."
Sitting in his seat, the gray and white game gradually faded away, feeling like Thanos snapped his fingers: "It's over, my first life's fame is over..."
Sometimes rumors spread faster than you can imagine. Maybe a celebrity just greeted his fans in a very ordinary way last night, but you can see the news about the celebrity cheating when you come together the next morning.I have to say, these annoying reporters or editors simply live for this moment...
The point is that other celebrities still have room for explanation, and You Yi can't explain it at all.Coupled with the speed at which rumors spread, Youyi estimated that it only took one morning for the name of "Lolikong Youyi" to spread throughout the school.This is still a conservative estimate.
After listening to Amano Tongmu's description, An Buzhuo could only pat You Yi on the shoulder: "Brother, sorry. You must know that our school is famous for the speed at which rumors spread. I don't think it will take a whole morning." , one class is enough."
"Pfft-"
You Yi felt that his heart had been hit hard!The effect is outstanding!
Amano Tongmu kicked An Buzhuo back to his seat with black lines all over his head: "Okay, I told you not to hit Yi anymore. But then again, Yi, who is that silver-haired loli I mentioned earlier?" Huh? I don’t have this person in my mind.”
"I've only known that child for a short time... You may not believe me when I tell you, there are countless unbelievable coincidences in it." You Yi's words were weak now, as if he was going to go with the wind at any moment.
"Well, I can tell by looking at your desperate expression." Amano Tongmu adjusted his glasses and asked, "Then, can you tell me who that silver-haired loli is?"
"... You may not believe it, but it's the daughter of the Jiucheng family, Wei...ah, that's wrong, it's Jiucheng Liqing."
Amano Tongmu said in embarrassment: "You have used such a tone, how could we not believe it?! Besides, we have been friends for so long (it's just over a month), what kind of person are you? Still not clear? But then again, the daughter of the Jiucheng family, Jiucheng Liqing...Yi, how did you meet?"
You Yi raised his head: "I found it myself."
Amano Tongmu: "... (whispering) Hey, you don't want Chino anymore?"
Youyi almost shouted on the spot, "What do you mean I want Zhi Nao?! Don't talk about the bloody plot like some Korean drama, okay!", but considering his popularity now, and how few people see him as As if looking at the scumbag's expression, You Yi chose to forbear.
"Who said I don't want Chino anymore? Chino is so cute, why should I throw her aside?"
"Well, she really is a complete lolicon."
You Yi: "...you are making a fuss, believe it or not, I put the phone in your mouth?"
"Damn it, what model is your cell phone, do you have no battery in your heart?! You want to break my mouth!" Amano Tongmu started to panic on the spot. You must know that Youyi's cell phone is not just a big model. , and it is still the legendary Samsung note7.It would be a lot of fun if this thing exploded.
To be honest, it is kind of Youyi not to replace you with a Nokia.
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In fact, things like rumors come and go quickly.What Youyi didn't expect was that when it was almost lunchtime, everyone's enthusiasm for the matter of "Youyi is a lolicon and tried to abduct a loli" dropped a lot.
This gave You Yi a sigh of relief, at least no one would stare at him when he was eating, it felt really uncomfortable, especially for a person like You Yi who is very sensitive to sight.
"...I said Zhuoye, why are you always looking at me?" You Yi saw some black lines appearing, put down his chopsticks and asked Anbu Zhuoye who had been looking at him.
"Ah, it's nothing, I was just thinking about something." An Buzhuo also replied absent-mindedly, "I don't know why, but I always feel that you and Tong Mu are hiding something from me? Maybe it's an illusion. But having said that, Yi, you took the initiative to find the young lady of the Jiucheng family? Tell me what happened."
Youyi and Amano Tongmu breathed a sigh of relief in reality, but they didn't expect An Buzhuo to have such a rough nerve that sometimes his intuition is quite accurate.But regarding the second half of the topic, even Tongmu Amano cast a curious look, and Youyi twitched his mouth helplessly: "When did you become so gossip, Zhuoye, and you, Tongmu, too. Actually came to join in the fun... It's nothing, in fact, when Chino and I returned to Rabbit House after the last manga exhibition, Rise told a weird story about their school."
"It happened that I was a little interested in this strange story at that time, so I went to the high tower library in their school as Lise said. After that, I happened to meet Kujo Riharu, and then we got acquainted."
"Weird talk?" As soon as the word "weird talk" was mentioned, Tong Mu hurriedly came up, "What kind of strange talk, let's hear it."
"It's nothing, it's just a very common story. Do you remember that there is a high tower library in the small European town? It is rumored that there is a goblin living at the top of the high tower library. If someone can reach the top of the tower, then the goblin The wish of that person will be fulfilled. However, as a price, the soul of the person who made the wish will be sucked into the wings of the fairy and become a part of the wings. Because the wings always show a golden light, they are also called [golden fairy] .After my own personal confirmation, the so-called [Golden Fairy] is actually Wei... Kucheng Riharu. Look, there is nothing special about it, it is probably just a local student, so let me tell you the truth."
It was true that there was nothing outstanding about it, which made Tong Mu feel disappointed.
"According to what you said, this Jiucheng Liqing should have silver hair, right? Then why is he still called [Golden Fairy] instead of [Silver Fairy]?" An Buzhuo couldn't help asking.
In fact, I think this should also be the voice of many people, such as some readers who did not read carefully.
"I also asked this question, but she said it was her great-grandmother's title. Anyway, I don't know what happened." You Yi peeled off a piece of meat, stuffed it into his mouth and bit it hard.
"Compared to this, haven't you noticed any changes around you?" Youyi asked suddenly after swallowing the piece of meat, "As far as I know, the upper echelons of Xilian City seem to be fighting."
An Buzhuo, who didn't think it was a big deal, immediately asked with interest: "Well, anyway, I didn't feel it."
"Because you care more about what to eat tonight than the war between the big forces, right!" Amano Tongmu scolded angrily, "Even I can feel it. The recent conflicts between some big brands or big companies can be described as It is getting more and more intense. This is only on the surface, I also saw news this morning that there were incidents of missing people in certain areas."
"This is really..." You Yi narrowed his eyes, "You know, when I met Wei...Jiucheng Liqing yesterday, she was almost abducted by people from the Yueshan Group."
"That is to say, in fact, you acted as a hero saving the beauty?" Amano Tongmu looked at You Yi strangely, "I said Yi, did you accidentally get involved in those guys' disputes? ? So careless?"
"You think I think so! I don't know what's going on recently, but I always feel that I am very unlucky. All kinds of troubles are like checking the water meter, and they keep running towards me." You Yi also said a little crazy. .
You are a privilege exclusive to the protagonist, a lot of people can't get it in their dreams, okay?
In this regard, Amano Tongmu just shrugged, saying that he was helpless.
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After everyone finished their lunch, the class leader (I am too lazy to name, from now on this girl with big breasts will be called the class leader) clapped his hands and attracted everyone's attention: "Everyone, I will report here first. One thing. Recently, the school plans to hold a public welfare event, and each class will send at least one representative, whose main task is to do social services in the urban area..."
"Then what, monitor, I have a stomachache and go to the bathroom first."
"Squad leader, my grandmother passed away yesterday, and I have to go to the funeral this weekend... woo woo..."
Veins popped out of the squad leader's head: "I haven't finished my sentence yet, why are you all evading it so quickly! And the one who said that grandma passed away, don't think I don't know about your grandma's death the year before last. I have already gone to heaven! Now we are the only one left in the second grade who has not decided on the representative of our class!"
At this time, An Buzhuo also asked: "Squad leader, why is only our class left? Logically speaking, it is impossible for other classes to elect representatives so quickly."
When An Buzhuo asked such a question, the squad leader suddenly coughed: "Ahem! So what... Actually... This is a task assigned a week ago, and I just remembered it today."
It's your own fault for doing it for a long time!The whole class was looking at the squad leader with dead fish eyes, which made the squad leader blush: "Anyway! Think of a way quickly! I came here to ask you because I was worried that you would be upset if you were forced to appoint a representative. ah!"
The corner of You Yi's mouth twitched. To be reasonable, he had already refused to participate in the so-called public welfare activities organized by the school in Huaxia.I didn't expect that there would be similar activities in Neon, which is really insightful. (In fact, I don’t know if there is any, the author is all making up.)
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Some people may ask why the squad leader didn't participate in person?You must know that the public welfare activities held by the school have always been unpaid.To put it bluntly, it is to let students learn to make contributions to society as soon as possible. To put it bluntly, it is to explain the tasks of the superiors and then capture the students as unpaid labor.
Unless it is an excellent student who is extremely positive and positive every day, most people are unwilling to participate in this kind of activity.If I have time to help my grandma on the big weekend, I might as well find a way to catch girls!Although the latter has a high chance of being burned at the stake by the FFF regiment.
But obviously, there are no such idle and boring people in Youyi's class. Even An Buzhuo can feel troublesome with his rough nerves and chooses to hide away.
But it's not a big deal if you don't make a decision all the time. At least the class leader didn't forcefully appoint someone to participate without the students' knowledge. The best squad leader who directly appoints you to participate in activities you don't want to participate in.
After a short thought, You Yi decided to help the squad leader: "Squad leader, I have a proposal, why don't we just vote for it. The minority obeys the majority, and whoever gets the most votes goes."
Well, it is actually a very old-fashioned way, but it is also very effective.After all, this is what the public wants. Even if you are mad, you can't be mad at the whole class. It's up to you whether you can survive the rain of bricks from your classmates.
So when the squad leader heard You Yi's proposal, his eyes lit up: "Okay, that's the way! Then I'll trouble everyone, let's say yes first, once you're selected, you can't go back on your word."
"Master Squad Leader, may I first ask what the specific content of the public welfare activity is?" To be conservative, Amano Tongmu first asked about the content of the activity.
The squad leader glanced at the flyer: "There are a large number of freshmen from other cities who have just entered the nearby middle school, so our task is to guide them to become familiar with this city as soon as possible."
Is it actually helping future juniors?Anyway, it must have nothing to do with my game. After all, I have only been in this city for more than a month. How can I be qualified to guide others?
Just when Youyi was thinking this way, a classmate who was playing tricks suddenly said: "Doesn't that prove...these are all a group of lolitas?"
The whole class: "..."
Cold sweat broke out from the back of You Yi, and he could clearly feel the eyes of the whole class focused on him, and the meaning was self-evident: "Sack of bridge beans! What kind of eyes are you all getting?" !"
"Ah, it's nothing, I just think that Lolicon You Yijun should be quite happy."
"Even Lord You Yi can't take action against Lori in public, right? Then this is really torture."
"What do you know, what if Mr. You Yi lures little Lolita into the corner!"
You Yi can see it, these guys are not worried about what will happen to Lolita at all, they are all just to watch the excitement and create a little scandal of their own!The only one who protested fiercely was that in the previous chapter, he personally stated that he was also a lolicon's character who didn't even have a name.
You Yi now has a personal experience of what it means to lift a rock to shoot himself in the foot.
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When the voting results came out, Youyi looked at the vote count on the blackboard with twitching corners of his eyes. There were about 48 people in the class, and 46 of them voted for him.The other two who didn't vote, one was You Yi himself, and the other was that little trick Lolicon.
Youyi really wants to stuff his mobile phone into everyone's mouth and detonate it, give me a good taste of this Samsung note7, souls!
First of all, these two guys!
After feeling the strong resentment from You Yi, Amano Tongmu and An Buzhuo also whistled and began to discuss their homework.Get a ball of yarn!Forget about Tong Mu, Zhuo Ye, can you really understand the law of function? ! (By the way, I can't understand it, my mathematics has its own attributes)
"It's decided! Then, classmate Youyi will be the class representative for this event!" In order to prevent Youyi from having any chance to go back on his word, the monitor made the final decision immediately.
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On the weekend, when Youyi woke up, his face was always dark.But there is no way, hurry up and gather, the Rabbit House has already asked for leave, and there will be no major problems.
Wash up as soon as possible and rush to the school to assemble.
The meeting point was just at the school gate, and You Yi came early, and there were not many class representatives at the school gate at this time.Just when Youyi wanted to find a wall to rest against and play with his phone, someone recognized him:
"Hey, isn't that the game from Class 2, Grade [-]? I heard it's a hopeless lolicon."
"Youyi? Yui? Why does this name sound weird?"
"He is an overseas student from Huaxia, so his reading method must be different from ours."
"Hey, it's a crooked building. According to the script, shouldn't we continue to discuss the matter of him being a lolicon?"
This classmate, he managed to take the topic off topic, why do you want to break it back!I'll say it again, I'm not a lolicon!I'm not a lolicon! (True fragrance reservation)
Youyi looked at the sky with tears in his eyes, and for a moment wanted to jump out of the screen and kill that guy who called himself "Dead Leaf".
Time slowly came to eight o'clock in the morning, and the number of students gradually increased.But You Yi still found one thing, it seems that almost the whole class of a certain class has come, and it seems that they all participated actively.I was stunned at the game on the spot. It is very rare for a class to have one active participant. What the hell is it that the whole class actively participates in? !
And You Yi can tell, it seems that the backbone of this class has not yet arrived.You Yi then asked a first-year student next to him, "Well, there is something I want to ask."
"What's the matter? Lolicon school...Senior Youyi!"
Game: "..."
Are you just here to find fault? ! (No, I arranged for him to pierce my heart)
"I want to ask, is that your first-year class? Which class is this, and all the members participated."
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