How Lolicon is made

"...Is it my illusion? I seem to have heard you two [嘻] just now."

"It's an illusion." The two ancestors smiled.

"Okay, it's an illusion." The ancestor of the You family immediately admitted his cowardice after being complacent.

In fact, everyone present can see what the ancestor of Youjia's idea was, it was nothing more than to escape from Shurachang and take this opportunity to smuggle to Nihong to seek refuge in Youyi.

Alas, that's why I said, old ancestor, it is impossible for you to solve the problem by avoiding the Shura field like this.And even if you really hid at Xiao Yi's place, so what?Even if you hid in Xiaoyi's workshop, these two unreasonable ancestors could drag you out abruptly.Yu's father glanced at the ancestor of Youjia, and sighed silently.

And the two ancestors would definitely want to smuggle together, it is absolutely impossible to just let the ancestors of Youjia escape to Nihong alone.Uh, how do I feel that I can already see the miserable end of Youjia's ancestor?After You Yi's mother made up the picture in her brain, she couldn't help covering her face and holding her forehead.

After dinner, the ancestor of the Gu family stood up first: "Okay, I've been bothering you here for a long time, and it's almost time to go back to the base camp of the Gu family, otherwise what will those little guys say? There's nothing wrong with being in love."

The corner of Youjia's ancestor's mouth twitched, no one has been in love for thousands of years, do you think you are some 17-year-old gap monster?

The ancestor of the Gu family suddenly turned his head and stared at the ancestor of the You family fiercely: "I just felt that you were thinking about something very rude, and it was definitely not my illusion!"

The head of Youjia's ancestor immediately shook like a rattle, and Youyi's father, who was watching at that frequency, thought his head was about to fall off: "I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

"But it's really rare, you actually plan to go back so early? Don't you bother me at the juniors' home?" The black-haired female ancestor covered her mouth with a smile, "Or, tonight, you decided quite generously to swim Did you give me zero?"

At that moment, the ancestor of Youjia seemed to see the end of the world: "No, absolutely not, I will be drained! I will become a human being! A real human being!"

Old Ancestor, what have you been through before? ?And just one old ancestor can squeeze you dry, so wouldn't two old ancestors directly kill you! ?Youyi's parents felt that their three ancestors had once again refreshed their lower limit of cognition.

Although the ancestor of the Gu family kept beating his brows, he could see that he was quite angry inside, but she suppressed it by herself: "Hmph~ Unfortunately, there are really many things to do today, and the documents to be processed have already been dealt with." My desk is full, so You Ling will be yours tonight."

"Don't! - You Zhengxin is quick to fuck me! -" The voice of the ancestor of the You family at this time can be said to make the listener cry when he hears it.

The black-haired female ancestor let go of the collar of the Youjia ancestor who had been holding on from the beginning, and Yingying smiled and said: "Coincidentally, I am also unfortunately entangled in many things today. Originally, I I wanted to say that I gave You Ling to you today, but I didn't expect you to have no time. It's a pity, You Ling, I'm afraid you won't be able to enjoy the beauty tonight."

After chatting for a while, the two ancestors directly left You Yi's parents' house and returned to their respective office areas.He should have escaped from the hands of two wolves and tigers, but the ancestor of Youjia still didn't look very happy.

"Well, ancestor, why are you still so sad?" You Yi's father kindly made a cup of green tea for the ancestor of Youjia, "It is reasonable to say that your chastity is not right... I have helped you keep your virginity tonight Already."

The ancestor of Youjia gave Youyi's father a blank look: "You Zhengxin, you are still too naive. Do you really think those two guys will stay in Youjia and Gu's house obediently? I bet they are [-]% Will find a way to smuggle to Neon with me. If you want to ask why—”

"There is no one in this world who can stop them! Even if there were, they wouldn't bother with them!"

"What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless." You Yi's father immediately believed his ancestor's guess.

The two just drank tea and chatted in the living room, while You Yi's mother wanted to prepare her luggage for a long trip to Neon. Although she didn't live there for a long time, the thought of meeting someone she hadn't seen for months soon Her son made her a little excited, and even planned to bring some daily necessities to Youyi, but she didn't know that Youyi could use the workshop to make a newer one.

"By the way, didn't you say earlier that the boy Youyi planned to call you at night to tell you more information about this incident? Why hasn't he responded yet?" The ancestor of Youjia pointed to the phone in Youyi's father's pocket. cell phone.

You Yi's father shrugged his shoulders: "Who knows, maybe that kid has finally learned how to flirt with girls, and is still flirting with others?"

"The only girl you can seduce is Gu Yanying, right?" The ancestor of You family laughed and said, "Why, that little girl is finally planning to let go of her reserve and put on white silk dead reservoir water to seduce You Yi? After all, it's me The way to give it to her."

The corners of You Yi's father's mouth twitched: "... I always feel that your words will be miserable if the ancestors of the Gu family hear them, in various senses. But according to my recent observations, the boy You Yi is better off around It seems that Yanying is not the only woman."

At this point the air froze.

The smile on the face of the ancestor of Youjia has long since disappeared, and the only thing left is shock: "What? You mean that kid Youyi dared to flirt with other girls in front of Gu Yanying? Hiss—he's quite courageous, by the way How did that kid survive!?

As I mentioned before, Gu Yanying's combat effectiveness is comparable to that of her ancestors from the Gu family, so the ancestors of the You family also had a profound influence on Gu Yanying.

"After a rough calculation, there are about a dozen women who seem to have a good relationship, and two of them seem to have a particularly good relationship. To be honest, I doubt that they will be promoted to the level of a couple."

"What kind of clichéd childhood sweethearts vs. heavenly romance script is this!? The director changed the channel for me!" Youjia's ancestor almost turned the table on the spot.

jingle bell - jingle bell -

Just when You Yi's father was about to say something, the phone in his hand suddenly vibrated: "Oh, here it is, Xiao Yi finally called. If you don't mind, I will turn on the hands-free mode gone."

"no problem."

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beep - beep -

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"Xiao Yi, you finally called me. Why did you call me so late?"

"I can't help it, who knows that those guys actually cast that kind of large-scale enchantment that degrades the magic power in front of the public. I'm almost tired just to deal with the amnestic after the event. I originally booked the stage for the performance today. The show was also canceled and postponed until tomorrow." You Yi said with a wry smile.

"Oh? A stage play? What role are you playing, You Yi?"

Youyi's head froze for a moment when he heard the voice of someone other than his father, but soon matched the voice in his memory: "This voice is... the ancestor!? Why would the ancestor In our house!?"

"Ahem, this... Youyi, the reason for this matter is a bit complicated, so you should not ask about it." The ancestor of Youjia soon coughed violently.

You Yi squinted his eyes, and immediately figured out what happened.It seems that when the three ancestors of Youjia and Gujia staged the Baixue Shura field, it happened to be their hometown.It's better not to talk about this kind of embarrassing thing, lest the ancestors will hold on to this matter in the future and beat themselves up.

Just when things were about to develop in a normal direction again, You Yi's father suddenly brought the topic back: "Xiao Yi, what exactly is it that you said you were going to tell me tonight?"

Facing his father's question, You Yi was rarely silent.It's not that You Yi can't trust his father, but because he's not sure whether his father will believe it if he tells it, and how the You family's ancestors will react—it's no wonder!

It's just that there is no way for You Yi to explain clearly the scene in front of him at once!

Right now, You Yi is in his one-person apartment, but even though it is called a one-person apartment, there are already six people squeezed into this apartment.The room that could barely accommodate two people suddenly became quite crowded, and everyone could be said to be sitting on the ground, only Gu Yanying was lying on the bed alone.

There are Gu Yanying, Zhuo Ye, Tong Mu, Chi Nao, and Victoria Lina present together with You Yi, and there is also Uncle An who is guarding outside the door.

The reason why Youyi gathered these people into his room was because Youyi felt that the time had come.A while ago, I kept concealing things about [Fragment], but now because of the big move in the mysterious world, [Fragment] was exposed.

So instead of hiding it any longer, it's better to have a showdown with everyone.So You Yi wants to take this opportunity, not only to explain clearly to his father, but also to explain clearly to everyone.

After signaling everyone to be quiet with his eyes, Youyi replied: "Dad, I will communicate with you through holographic projection later, and install an anti-eavesdropping module. Dad, you can also help me."

"Well, no problem."

The holographic projection connection sounds grand, but it is actually a communication with higher quality, clearer picture and no delay than those video calls.

In just one or two minutes, the holographic projection contact and anti-eavesdropping modules have been loaded.

After a while, Youyi's mobile phone screen projected the scene of his hometown, and he could clearly see his father, Youjia ancestors and even his mother who came over after hearing the news.

"Xiao Yi, I haven't actually seen your face in a few months. Why do you feel that you have lost a lot of weight?" You Yi's father put his chin in his hands to measure the current situation of You Yi, but soon turned his attention to other people. On the body, "Well, these people are... I see. It seems that Xiao Yi, you really have something very important to announce. Not only do you want to tell me, but you also want to tell these companions."

"Let me see, the girl lying on the bed behind you is Gu Yanying, and the two next to you should be the Anbu Zhuoya and Amano Tongmu you mentioned, right? These two... According to the information, the light The blue-haired kid is called Kafu Chino, and the silver-haired kid is called Kujo Tatsuharu, right?"

Just as You Yi's father was thinking about something, the ancestor of You family took the lead to speak: "Tsk tsk, you can boy, dare to be so close to other girls in front of Gu Yanying. Why don't you have Bai Xue here?" Shura field! Do you know that my life is being manipulated by that thing every day and I can't take care of myself—”

"Old Ancestor, can you please stop interrupting?" You Yi's father looked at his ancestor with a kind expression, "If possible, let's let Xiao Yi explain the situation first, Xiao Yi, just cut to the point, don't worry about Old Ancestor .”

The ancestor of Youjia just wanted to refute a few words, "Where are you putting my ancestor's face", but when he remembered that Youyi's father secretly took out the Samsung note18 just now, he decisively gave up.

Well, it looks like my hometown is still very happy even without me.You Yi took a deep breath: "The next thing I want to talk about is the origin of all events. This is a dream that happened in early May..."

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emmmmm, I originally thought that I would fail the review tonight, so I wanted to take a break, but I came back from the evening self-study and took a look——

Reviewed! ?And not a single word was deleted!

Well, take back the foreword, it seems that the reviewer is really serious about reviewing.I apologize for the disrespect for the review here.

Finally, this record is 1 hour and 15 minutes, complete a chapter, and break through the limit again! (Yesterday was 1 hour and 20 minutes)

Chapter 148Chapter 140 Why Are You So Excellent!

Do you guys think I'm going to skip the explanation phase of the game and go straight to the next step?I'm sorry, such a good opportunity to count words—ahem, I mean the opportunity to practice writing, I can't let it go.

Well, I just want to liven up the atmosphere, please put down the bricks in your hands, Samsung note7 also put down for me!

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To be honest, You Yi's father has lived most of his life and has seen many mysteries in this world, whether it is Western magic or Eastern Taoism, he has been involved.You Yi had always believed that there was no mystery in this world that his father could not solve, until... [fragments] appeared in front of him.

On one page, I don't know what reaction my dad will have after I tell him. Will he scoff, or will he suddenly turn on the switch of the mad scientist?

In fact, Youyi has never thought about the above, he just explained everything about [Fragments] in a very ordinary way: "One night in early May, I had a strange dream. To be honest, I am a little doubtful about it. Is it a dream? But the only thing that is certain is that my consciousness seemed to be taken to another place at that time."

"Then there were three people in my dream, but I didn't see the faces of the three people clearly, and even the figures were quite blurry. And in the dream, I couldn't react at all, I could only listen to them standing there. speak face to face."

"By the way, dad, before that, I want to ask you something. Didn't any phenomena of heaven and earth happen when I was born?" You Yi suddenly paused, looking at his dad in the holographic projection .

You Yi's father was stunned for a moment: "What kind of phenomenon, who do you think you are? The real Dragon Emperor or Long Aotian? The day you were born was the same as usual... By the way, why do you ask this?"

"Ahem, it's nothing..." You Yi turned his head away. In fact, for a moment, he wished that something really happened when he was born. Firstly, it was to satisfy his own vanity, and secondly, there was also a basis for the birth of [Fragments]. "At the beginning, the three dream masters said that there was something called [fragments] in my body, but for some reason, those [fragments] escaped from my body, and I became an empty [container] .”

You Yi's father frowned, and whispered in a voice only he could hear: "[Fragment]... what the hell is that?"

"The key is that it's okay, and the three dream bosses suddenly told me that I have to recover those fragments, otherwise it will cause serious consequences. It is said that there was a guy in the same situation as me because of [fragments] Because of this, half of the solar system disappeared in an instant.”

At this moment, both Youyi's room and Youyi's hometown fell into a strangely quiet state. Everyone present except Youyi (including Gu Yanying) fell into a state of sluggishness, so quiet that a needle fell off. He could hear it clearly on the ground.

It was Amano Tongmu who came back to his senses first: "Wait, wait a minute, Yi, the solar system you are talking about...is it the same solar system as we know?"

"Let me just put it another way. The consequence of that [fragment] going berserk is that several planets exploded." You Yi shrugged, expressing his understanding of everyone's surprise.

"This, how is this possible!?" You Yi's father said excitedly and slapped his palm on the table, "Xiao Yi, you are talking about starburst-level power! It is definitely not something that can be done only by human [mystery] , in my cognition, there are only three existences in the ancient records of the magic world who can do this kind of thing, and even they are not so violent!"

The patriarch of Youjia was thoughtful: "You Zhengxin, are you talking about the three invaders from the ancient age of gods... Let me add one more thing. According to my knowledge, the three of them were at least slowly attacked, but the little one What Yi just said was a starburst in an instant."

The corner of You Yi's father's mouth was twitching crazily. He usually shattered other people's worldviews, and he felt for the first time what it was like to have their worldviews shattered. He was a little skeptical about life and even wanted to find a green-skinned octopus for a cup of tea.

My son shouldn't have come into contact with any strange things, why did he become infected with such horrible things as [Fragments]?And this kind of starburst-level power is probably not a foreign thing like the Seven Luminaries Necklace.

"Xiao Yi, are you sure what you just said is true?" You Yi's father showed an unprecedentedly serious expression. The last time You Yi saw his father showing such an expression was when he was studying the Qiyao necklace.

However, Dad's reaction was also within You Yi's expectations. After all, I didn't believe it at all at the beginning. If there was no evidence, You Yi might still regard it as a joke.But now the facts are in front of You Yi, you must know that there are three fragments gathered in this place now!

Youyi nodded solemnly: "It's steamed, and by the way, the fragments that escaped from my body will choose a temporary container. According to the words of the dream boss, those fragments will choose some girls as temporary containers."

Speaking of this, You Yi couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, after all, he still feels a little irritated inexplicably saying this in front of others: "After this period of contact, I can also be sure that [fragments] are indeed similar to Qi Yao's There is power in it that I cannot comprehend."

The corners of the ancestor Youjia's eyes are already twitching crazily at this moment: "Wait a minute, Youyi, are you sure what you just said is not a light novel plot? By various means, let you contact girls and then take them Income into the harem or something is an operation that can be imagined in an instant."

"I really want to complain about this too! I didn't do it voluntarily! The worst thing is that the three dream masters didn't tell me the possessor of [Fragment] at once, but they had to wait for a long time After that, continue to tell me that the next [fragment] has appeared!"

"Is there still an order of appearance..." After a brief silence, You Yi's father said again: "Xiao Yi, you should have figured it out more or less. [Fragments] really don't look like our universe. Something that would be born inside. And honestly... don't you think the fragments appeared too suddenly?"

"I also think it's very sudden, and I even think that the reason why those fragments escaped from my body is the fault of the dream boss, but what can I do?" You Yi smiled wryly, "Even if I know [ Fragments] Like the Qiyao Necklace, it is a foreign item, so I still have to obediently recycle it.”

"So that's why Yi, you kid, flirts with girls everywhere? And they're all lolitas? I'd better apply to send you to the headquarters of the FFF regiment to be burned at the stake!" Tong Mu looked at You Yi with hatred in his eyes, wishing he could take a bite Bite off You Yi's brain.

Without showing any sign of weakness, Youyi grabbed the Samsung note9 at hand and smashed it on the bridge of Tong Mu's nose: "You are single and don't rely on me, okay? The strength has changed!"

"Where am I wretched!? Yi, I will fight with you today!"

Ignoring his son and his classmates who started to fight, You Yi's father rubbed his aching temple, his instinct told him that this would be a troublesome incident.

After pouring himself and his ancestor a cup of green tea, You Yi's father asked while sipping the tea, "Then Xiao Yi, do you know how to recycle [fragments]?"

You Yi's movements froze.

After realizing that You Yi didn't respond, everyone (except Gu Yanying) looked at You Yi with a speechless expression, as if they were saying, "You don't even know how to recycle the fragments, so you are flirting with girls?".

You Yi couldn't see what everyone was looking at, so he quickly waved his hands and said: "No, no, of course I know how to recover the fragments, but... this method is a bit strange."

"How strange can it be? I haven't seen your father before? Tell me, throw two people into the blender and stir, or let you kiss someone?"

"Negative distance contact."

puff--

The ancestor of Youjia sprayed the green tea out of his mouth on the spot.

"And it's the kind that can't be opportunistic. A small part of the intelligent recycling of kisses is less than one-thousandth, and the effect is getting worse the more you do it. The only way to really recover [fragments] is... "

"Enough, you don't need to talk." The ancestor of Youjia suddenly stood up, "Youyi, I can't wait to fly to the neon and strangle you right now, boy, why can you get so many girls! What's more, They are all lolita!"

You Yi also counterattacked unceremoniously: "Ancestor, you are the least qualified to say anything about me! People from the You family and the Gu family don't know that you and two other female ancestors have been performing Baixue Shura field all day long!"

"Ahem, that's..."

Gu Yanying turned her head away at this time, and made up the last knife: "And my ancestors of the Gu family said, in fact, you have eaten them hundreds of years ago. Compared with you, he is really A piece of cake."

"Goo!"

Just when Youyi and the others started playing tricks again, there were still two people present who were in a state of confusion.Chino quietly tugged at Victoria's sleeve: "Well, Ms. Kujo, what does [Negative Distance Contact] mean?"

"Well, unfortunately, I don't know either." Vittorina was quite surprised and couldn't understand what Youyi and the others were saying, "It must be a folk saying, unfortunately, I am actually not very online, so it’s not clear what they’re talking about.”

Gu Yanying looked over with a strange face: "Why, silver-haired girl, don't you even know what [negative distance contact] means?"

"Heh, everyone has their own knowledge blind spots. If you have a reasoning paper in front of you, I don't think you can do it even if you have half a day, red-haired girl?"