I'm just an information dealer

"Oh, you don't need to be so polite, come, come, talk to your sisters."

Hibe Akaka still did not give up and stretched out her hand to greet Argo.

"Tch, an old woman in her thirties is really thick-skinned."

However, out of nowhere, a sarcasm popped out.

"Crap! Who said that! I'm only 27!"

As the party involved, Hibe Mingxiang exploded on the spot when she heard it, stood up on the spot, put her foot on the table and yelled.

"Miss Mingxiang, I was cleaning the table..."

Argo sighed helplessly, but Akaka Hibe obviously didn't listen.

"What are you talking about, old women, you dead nerds, listen up! A woman's life begins when she reaches my age! She is in the age of maturity!"

"What's the maturity? It's obvious that our little beauty is just the right age, suitable for exuding youth!"

A dissatisfied male customer retorted, but it only aroused even greater fire from Akaka Hibe.

"What age is just right! That kind of washboard with no breasts, no butt, how beautiful is it!"

【Miss Mingxiang, didn’t you just want to comfort me...how did you become the one who hurt me the most...】

Argo, who wanted to have no chest and no butt, was shot again.

"What youth is there! Youth is an excuse for brats to get tattoos, drink alcohol and have sex in order to satisfy their own desires!"

Akeka Hibe continued to yell, making Argo wonder if he had made a mistake and handed her a high-strength liquor.

"There are also you stinky men who look at little Al with perverted eyes every day, and I told you that little girls with no experience in sex are not good at all!"

【Miss Mingxiang, I remember you said yesterday that you are the kind of woman who wants to dedicate herself to her husband for the first time, right? 】

Argo, who was shot again, silently wiped the glass.

"What's the use of looking at little Al all day long, it's better to look at me, a perfect woman who exudes maturity, don't look at her! Look at me!"

"No, which one is better, the pure and lovely little Al or the old woman with heavy makeup? You don't have to choose either?"

"Yes!"

Other male customers in the store also voiced their support.

"***! You blind nerds, be careful I'll crush your ○○!"

Argo picked up the wine glass that Akaka Hibe had just drank, and checked whether he really got the alcohol content wrong?

"Ha! No matter what you say, little Al is more attractive than you boring old women!"

A male customer was standing on the sofa, happily waving the wine glass in his hand, and the wine in the glass was spilled everywhere.

[Side note, add a cleaning fee to Mr. Sato's bill. 】

"I can't pretend I haven't heard this before! What a boring old woman!"

A female customer angrily raised the bench under her feet and threw it over, but was caught by the male customer in time.

The bench hit the customers who were drinking, the glasses shattered, and the wine splashed on the heads of the customers.

[……and the compensation charge for adding the glass to Miss Ella's bill.] 】

"Fuck! Damn spinster!"

"Damn! Old smelly dead otaku!"

As a result, the war was about to break out, and male customers and female customers fought together again for middle-aged issues such as age, appearance and figure.

Wine glasses and bottles were flying around in the air, everyone was covered with all kinds of drinks and alcohol, and the tables and chairs were all covered with footprints, the scene was very lively.

"Um... the deputy store manager, is this really all right?"

Masami Iwasawa, who was hiding behind the bar, looked nervously at Argo, and Akemi Miyano, who was on the side, also poked out half of her head to look at the messy bar.

"Don't worry, this is part of the daily life of the alley bar."

Argo, who was cleaning the glass calmly, turned his head slightly, and a table knife flew past her ear until it stuck straight into the wall.

"Then we're going to deal with the aftermath then?"

Miyano Akemi felt a headache when she saw the floor full of garbage and dirt.

"It's not necessary, compared to the fact that everyone here is a regular customer, and they will bring in the cleaning team and maintenance workers to deal with the aftermath after they are finished."

Argo raised his hand, caught an empty wine bottle, and put it back on the shelf.

"So just keep an eye out for what's broken and send the bill afterward."

Kneeling down, he took out an umbrella from the inside drawer of the bar and opened it, and Argo shielded Minmei and the others from the splashing cocktails and milk.

"Miss Argo is so calm, she feels very skilled."

Miyano Akemi looked with admiration at Argo who was tidying up the bar while blocking or catching various flying objects.

"Well... Basically, if you continue this kind of life for more than ten years, you will be as proficient as me."

Raising his hands to catch the seven cups, he turned the wrists to stack the seven cups and put them in the sink, Argo said calmly.

"Don't squat, both of you, sit down."

Argo raised his left hand to catch a stool flying in front of him, and his right hand caught a chair thrown to the side, and handed them to the two to sit down.

"Whoa whoa......"

Although the two of them were still not used to it, they still took the chair and sat down.

"It's going to be scary the first time, but you'll get used to it after a while."

Argo picked up a glass, put ice cubes in it, raised his hand to catch a bar fork and twirled it a few times, then raised his hand to catch a tequila.

Take a shaker from under the bar and pour 45ml of agave into the shaker using the ounce cup.

Argo put the bottle in the hand that was outstretched, and the customer who got the bottle threw the bottle at the others!

Kneeling down to open the refrigerator, Tina, who was sleeping inside, opened her eyes and looked at Argo expressionlessly, with a bit of dissatisfaction in her eyes.

He folded his hands together and apologized to Tina, took Tina out, took out the pineapple juice from the refrigerator, and then put Tina back into the refrigerator and closed it.

After pouring 90ml of pineapple juice into the shaker, Argo turned around and picked up a bottle of orange bitters from the shelf, pouring two drops into the glass.

After putting the wine bottle back, Argo knelt down and took out half a lemon from the basket, avoiding two flying knives and forks.

After squeezing the lemon juice into the cup with a tool, Argo threw the squeezed lemon to the side, just as Hibe Mingxiang took the lemon and stuffed it into the eyes of the male customer who rushed over, causing a burst of screams .

Then Argo picked up the Shake Cup, and threw the Shake Cup up and down like the visually fancy cocktails on TV. The Shake Cup kept rolling in the air, but Argo was thrilled every time. Great catch.

Sometimes Argo also picks up two cups in the same way as the Indian tea tarik, and transfers the drink back and forth between the two cups, which is also full of stunts.

What's even more amazing is that when Argo tossed and picked up the cups, he also lightly dodged all kinds of dangerous objects flying in the fights between customers.

Finally, Argo poured the drink in the cup into the glass in front of him, and then took out a sliced ​​pineapple and put it on the glass.

Then pick up the lighter on the side to roast the fragrant pineapple, put on the straw, and a cup of pineapple rita is complete.

Argo put the drink cups on the tray, and said to the two girls who just watched Argo's bartending show dumbfounded.

"Then you wait here slowly, I will entertain the guests."

"Oh......" x 2

Smiling at the two of them, Argo picked up the tray and walked out of the bar, leaving behind the two who were hiding behind the bar.

"......No matter how many times I look at it, the assistant manager's bartending is still so good-looking."

Iwasawa Masami looked at Argo who was walking around in the chaos with adoring eyes, and the customers who were fighting seemed to avoid her unconsciously.

"It's amazing to be able to mix drinks so easily in such a chaotic situation."

Miyano Akemi nodded in agreement.

On the other side, Argo walked through the middle of the chaotic war zone, and came to a small corner of the bar, where an acquaintance who was lying on the table was sitting in frustration.

In such a noisy and chaotic bar, this small corner seems to be isolated from the world, very quiet and clean, and it is completely two worlds from the center of the bar.

The store manager was standing not far from the acquaintance, and when he saw Argo approaching, he nodded kindly.

"Thanks to the store manager for helping me take care of her, it's still too frightening for a person who just came here not long ago."

Argo bowed slightly to the store manager, who responded with a smile.

"It's okay, she's your friend, right?"

"Hmm... Friends aren't considered friends, they're just met because of work."

Argo touched his nose in embarrassment.

"But I really want to be friends with her."

"Hehehe, then you have to work harder."

After the store manager smiled, he was about to leave and walk towards the center of the bar.

If Argo wants to chat with acquaintances, he will be in charge of managing the affairs of the store.

"I will continue to maintain my ability, so don't worry about someone disturbing you."

When passing by Argo, the store manager said something.

After nodding his thanks to the store manager, Argo walked towards the acquaintance.

Miraculously, when Argo walked near the acquaintance, the original noisy noises disappeared completely, leaving only the leisurely background music in the store, but looking into the bar, those old customers were still fighting .

It's like the volume of this little nook and bar is cut off.

You often see many people fighting in the bar in other movies, the waiters in the bar are very calm to clean up the garbage and clear the bills, and they are used to the crowds fighting in the bar.

The alley bar is like this. When it is calm, it is like a coffee shop, which makes people feel relaxed, but when it is noisy, it can fight at will like a nightclub.

But the two are cleverly coexisting without interfering with each other, and it is all thanks to the store manager that they can maintain such a balance.

Argo put the tray in front of the acquaintance, and the acquaintance saw the drink in front of him, and continued to crawl back to the table to be decadent.

"I didn't order this......"

"I invited you this cup, Nana-sensei, or is it better to call you Ms. Kagura Nana?"

Hearing Argo's joking words, Nana Kagura raised her head in disbelief, and saw Argo in a bartender uniform, her eyes widened in surprise.

"Miss Mouse?!"

Seeing the girl surprised why she appeared in this place, Argo smiled. She happened to have the same question and wanted to ask her.

"Just call me Argo here, does it mean that you haven't found me since you came here?"

………Separation area………

Come, come, come~ The long-lost book chapter~

"As a Kamen Rider, I live next to the dog's mother"

Recently discovered, it's not bad, if you like Kamen Rider and vtuber, you can check it out.

I feel that any vtuber writing is better than the author......

The Daily Life of Vtubers Volume 44 (Current Part): Chapter [-] Nana Kagura

"Hmm...so you came here to relieve your worries because you don't know which new clothes to give Hyakki Ayame?"

In the alley bar, there is a seat in the corner, and Argo is sitting on Nana-sensei...... No, it should be opposite Kagura Nana.

Hearing the other party's reasons, Argo looked at the girl in front of him with a strange expression.

"Because you want to give Ayame new clothes, but because there are too many drawings, you don't know which one to give her. Finally, you can't think about going out at night to relax?"

The corners of Argo's eyes twitched slightly, what kind of trouble is this extravagant...

"Yeah, after all, no matter which one is very suitable for Ayame-chan, Ayame-chan is really too cute."

Kagura Nana drank Argo's Polo Lita in one gulp, although she continued to complain to Argo.

During Argo's one-year recuperation, many things happened, one of which was that Kagura Nana also debuted with her daughter.

Famous from Qingmei's voice and multiple expressions, as well as the painter's mother of Hyakki Ayame, and now she is also a vtuber with a lot of fans.