My youth love story can't be so scumbag

Tang Yi, who was walking back to his bedroom quickly, looked back at Yu Xinyue who stayed where she was, the light in her eyes was about to disappear, and added lightly: "Wash the dishes, this is the rule of living in the Tang Mansion, otherwise don't I want to play with my laptop."

"..." Yu Xinyue's memories brought up by the scallion noodles were destroyed by Tang Yi in an instant. This guy can really destroy the atmosphere!Is it the devil? Asshole?Do you want to go heads-up? Beast!Stupid thing, if you don't let me play computer games, your dog's head will be smashed, "Hey! Wait, I'll wash it! Don't set a password!"

There was no other way, so Yu Xinyue had no choice but to honestly wash the dishes by the sink, rubbing tears of hatred from the corners of her eyes: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L K K L , one day I will kill all of you with a knife The world is a black dog!"

"You're full of rhetoric, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?" Seeing Yu Xinyue chattering, Tang Yi added strictly, "Wash it within 5 minutes."

"..." Gritting her teeth, Yu Xinyue vowed to earn all her face from Tang Yi, so while rubbing the dirty dishes washed by the faucet, she imagined pressing Tang Yi's head on the keyboard gshdexh@#...

Before entering the bedroom, Tang Yi glanced back at the furious Yu Xinyue, and turned back for a few seconds without saying a word.

Instead of recalling the memories of Canmeng and recognizing the cold reality, it is better to let anger replace the loneliness that has no place to rest after Canmeng. Tang Yi is not cruel enough to sprinkle cumin on people's wounds.

After the two finished their meal, the sky was completely covered by a black curtain, and the sparkling city glowed with a kind of tranquility after the bustle.For Tang Yi, it was time to go to bed. After all, there was still class tomorrow morning, and what he experienced today was also a waste of energy.

So Tang Yi took a comfortable hot bath, and then walked out of the bathroom. Of course, this is his own territory, so there is nothing wrong even if he only wears a very silhouetted fat pair, right?

"No!" Yu Xinyue blushed and cried out.

"You can complain about my mental activities? Awesome!"

"Idiot! Hooligan! Pervert! Put on your pants!" Yu Xinyue blocked her sight with the computer, not wanting to see Tang Yi.Although this body has many highlights from an aesthetic point of view, Yu Xinyue has no interest at all, and even finds it an eyesore!

[The exhibitionist scum even thinks this system is LOW, so quickly accept your supernatural powers, dizzy needles, scum points +25]

God is so dizzy with needles, I am Dinghaishenzhen!

"Ah, so indifferent." Tang Yi scratched the back of his head and said a little disappointed, "Obviously you used to be the little girl who held my arm and said, 'Hey, I'm going to be a brother and a bride~', how did you become so Not cute anymore?"

"Stop making up nonsense there! Go away!" Yu Xinyue felt that this guy's shamelessness was entirely based on her own reaction, as long as she was more disgusted, Tang Yi would make more progress.But is it impossible to talk to him in a refined and easy-going way, "If I do this again, I'm going to call the police! I'm just 13 years old this year!"

"Oops, I met someone who knows the law."

Chapter 29 Kick the self-righteous showman away

Because he and his sister are living together for the time being, Tang Yi restrained his unruly Wei-Jin demeanor, put on short sleeves and a pair of knee-length trousers again, covered his head with a dry towel, and Rubbing, while staring at Yu Xinyue who was about to stay up late to play games, she asked in a negotiating tone: "Are you going to stay up late to play games tonight?"

"..." After getting used to Tang Yi's devil-like face, Yu Xinyue felt uncomfortable with his sudden gentleness. She avoided her eyes and said with a little displeasure, "What do you mean by staying up late? We are the ones who stay up late at night." The stage for the night clan carnival!"

"Doesn't wild boar sleep at night?"

"...What the hell are you trying to say!" Yu Xinyue, who was on guard against any of Tang Yi's actions, always found it difficult to dodge before being slandered. Is she really that stupid?

"I suggest you take a shower early. Playing games at night is not good for your eyes. Besides, there will be classes tomorrow." Tang Yi put the towel to dry his hair on his neck, and after a few words of very kind advice, he turned and walked back Bedroom, "Go to bed early, good night."

"Oh, you too... who cares about you!" Yu Xinyue, who was almost caught in Tang Yi's sugar-coated shells, was stunned, and immediately strangled the slight affection for Tang Yi in her heart due to Stockholm Syndrome, and quickly shook her head to retort, "Go away Go to sleep, beware of getting killed in the middle of the night!"

"I see. Good night, little one." Just like Mary Su Wen's cynical third boy who is actually gentle and gentle, Tang Yi gave Yu Xinyue a girl that most girls would think 'good Su Su good Su' smile.

Because Yu Xinyue is also in the category of ordinary women, her heart slowed down for a short moment, and then she took this as a lifetime of shame and roared: "Good night, my sister!"

With a "snap", the door closed just like that. All scumbags know how to suppress their desires. After all, Tang Yi's X plan has been vaguely put on the agenda, but because that plan is too evil, it is absolutely necessary to say it now. It would be a disaster, so Tang Yi decided to put it on the shelves in the future before implementing it.Oh no!This is so evil, the soul trembles...

"...What are you doing, crazy!" Yu Xinyue cursed with flushed cheeks, then tried to relax herself as much as possible, and downloaded a new RPG stand-alone game she bought on Steaw.Although there is no desktop to play with, the configuration of this laptop is just enough to play, so I can survive tonight on this alone, and then Yu Xinyue smiled, "Quick download, quick download~"

With the help of the optical fiber network, the progress bar of 5.2G is filled up a little bit, until the process of 90.00% nine suddenly slows down.

One percent is the statistic that Yu Xinyue hates the most, one percent of the game download progress, one percent of the phone's remaining battery, and one percent of Hong Nu's blood volume before the boss died.

"Damn! Hurry up, rotten computer for a rotten person!" Yu Xinyue put her feet on the sofa, staring at the progress bar that couldn't arrive, just like a garbage mooncake activity that invites you to haggle over the price and cuts more and more. , I can't wait to get in and help it complete this one percent.

After this torment lasted for 5 minutes, Yu Xinyue discovered the clue.In the lower right icon of the laptop, the WIFI signal that was successively raised turned from white to grey, and after checking the network several times, Yu Xinyue swallowed her saliva and found a profound, critical and fatal problem .

"He cut off the labor network!!!"

[Only the matter of disconnection from the Internet can directly locate the host as a high-level scum, this time no DISS, Tang Yi is awesome! (Broken sound), scum point +100]

"Open the door, bastard! You dare to disconnect the internet and dare not open the door, do you?!"

Yu Xinyue knocked on the door of hell, even if there lived a devil whose soul was swallowed by darkness, Yu Xinyue swore that if she dared to break my net, I would kill even a devil!

"Open the door, bastard! Give me the internet, quick...quick! I want...I want!" Yu Xinyue hammered the door with a frenzied expression. Although the internet was only disconnected for a minute, she directly entered the typical internet of modern people. Syndrome - What kind of indescribable chaos will the world fall into when I don't have the Internet?

"Here we come..." Tang Yijin couldn't stand this kind of nagging, so he slowly opened the door and walked out of the bedroom.

"Punch me, Ola!"

It's too late to say it's too late, Yu Xinyuexuan even used the iron fist of "beat your brains out of the bean curd", and hit Tang Yi's impeccable face with a critical blow.

"boom!"

on target...

With a sound of "crashing", the broken keyboard that Tang Yi held up in front of her was directly blown away by Yu Xinyue's punch, and it broke in the middle with a click, and this kind of acrobatic "cracking the keyboard with empty hands" performance that can earn five yuan under the flyover The visitor seemed unhappy, with his fists hanging in the air, his expression froze at first, and then he made an aggrieved "囧" pretending, and burst into tears.

"Why... why do I have to suffer this kind of crime... I want to go home... Oh no! I have no home... Woohoo, I am an orphan without a home, the devil Tang Yi has no shame in bullying orphans, hoooooo..."

[The host seems to be getting more and more crooked on the road to becoming a scum king, bullying children is really a set after another, scum points +25]

"Don't cry, don't cry, look, the child is sad..." Tang Yi put his hand on Yu Xinyue's head, and touched it distressedly, but now Yu Xinyue's mentality is completely exploded, and she doesn't pay attention to Tang Yi, just keeps going. Even if she took off her clothes and ran naked in front of her, Yu Xinyue would probably still be unmoved.

It's so pitiful. Those who hear it are sad and those who hear it cry.

"Internet...Give me the Internet." Yu Xinyue rubbed her eyes, stretched out her little hand that was still a little red after beating the keyboard just now, and asked Tang Yi for the Internet, just like the wronged child to her dear brother. Same as sugar.

Broken, totally broken.

"No."

"..." Jingying's lips trembled slightly, her eyes couldn't help but squint, as long as she counted down to three seconds, Yu Xinyue's tears could fill this place.

"Hey..." Tang Yi scratched the back of his head. Although he wanted to teach this child the respect he should have for his elegant and easy-going elder brother, it would be too cruel to drive him crazy, so Tang Yi had to compromise, "The game can only be played every day. One hour, start a regular work and rest tomorrow, and go to bed immediately."

"..." Yu Xinyue pursed her lips to express her dissatisfaction.

"It's useless to be cute, brother, I'm the kind of real man who will throw kicks at girls who ask the question 'Which is important between me and the paper man'." Tang Yi said strictly.

Yu Xinyue lowered her head, hugged a pillow, and walked to the living room consciously, preparing to sleep on the sofa.

Looking at Yu Xinyue's somewhat lonely back, Tang Yi couldn't bear to call her back.

"Take a shower, don't make the sofa dirty."

Chapter 30 why not come

"This is my clothes. Although they are a bit bigger, they are at least clean." Tang Yi handed Yu Xinyue a pair of loose short-sleeves with a starfish pattern, and shorts that did not reach her thighs, but Yu Xinyue definitely didn't fit them well. , and then told her to take a bath before going to bed, "The greasy dead house that hasn't bathed for a long time will be captured by the strange sorghum wearing fat hair."

"Why, why do you want me to take a bath?"

Yu Xinyue took a step back, panicking at Tang Yi's sudden request.

"Why? Take a good bath, keep hygienic, and make Chinese people strong!" Tang Yi leaned on the door frame with folded arms, looked at this little guy, and expressed zero tolerance for her sloppy life style.

The big sweater, the dark, dirty jeans, and the hair that is not too difficult to wash but is determined not to wash in order to stick to the integrity of the house, Yu Xinyue really doesn't pay attention to her image.

"...E-sports didn't wash their hair!" Yu Xinyue knew what was going on with Tang Yi's gaze, so she fought back stubbornly.In the online world, the strong are respected, and strength represents everything. Bathing can only be a useless and harmful buff for reducing gains.

"Can e-sports be without internet?" Tang Yi asked casually.

"Is the hot water ready?"

"Solar."

"I'll go back as soon as I go!" Yu Xinyue picked up Tang Yi's clothes and rushed to the bathroom, and kept muttering, "Connect to the Internet for me, the game will be ready soon!"

Yu Xinyue disappeared in a hurry, like a new junior high school student who was shy under the strict control of her parents.This is much better than the violent kid who frantically tested Tang Yi's bottom line when they first met. At least she now understands that life can't be reaped without effort, and there is no such thing as dignity under the fence, although the process is quite difficult.

Tang Yi moved his bones, stretched again, then took out a quilt and blanket, spread them on the floor beside his bed, and made a decent floor.

[How can the devil's design be cleansed smoothly because of a simple charity?Admit it, host, even if the system does not force you, you are still a natural black, scum points -5]

Then you give me scum points!

Because Yu Xinyue has earned herself a lot of scum points, and she has become a lot more honest, so Tang Yi doesn't plan to do too much, it's unnecessary.

About 15 minutes later, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and Tang Yi opened the door naturally. Then, he was so surprised that he couldn't speak: "..."

As I said before, Yu Xinyue is the kind of good-looking type, but her behavior is too sloppy so she doesn't look so outstanding. If she tidies her up, she will definitely gain a lot of points.

The fact is exactly the same. After being treated with shampoo, the soft short hair hangs down naturally. Because the bangs are too long, Yu Xinyue wears a blue headband on her forehead, so that the delicate facial features after cleaning are exposed, which is very delicate.

And because it couldn't support the size of the clothes, the wide short sleeves slid directly to the side, and Yu Xinyue's white right shoulder was exposed in the air, forming a picture of a loli out of the bath with her well-proportioned and flawless legs.

"Who do you want to seduce?"

"...Crazy!" Yu Xinyue, who was just looking for a hair dryer, was left speechless by Tang Yi's blunt harassment, and yelled contemptuously, "Are you still human for saying such obscene words to junior high school students?" ?”

"On this issue, I think the majority of netizens have a more fair evaluation." Tang Yi said, pushing the non-existent glasses.

Yu Xinyue felt that she was careless, and she would reveal such a flaw.Although Tang Yi doesn't seem like someone who can do that kind of thing, he is a high school student after all!High school students have to be wary of the rumors that sex and skipping classes account for more than 90.00% of the total capacity.

"I know what you're thinking." Tang Yi sighed, but he didn't expect that he was that kind of person in Yu Xinyue's heart, so he asked back, "I seem to be a pervert who would shout 'I still like farming' to the barren land." ?"

"But your analogy sounds very perverted!" Yu Xinyue protected her shoulders with her hands, her trembling body getting ready to slip away.

"You are prejudiced. Talking and reality are two different things. You can't say that social security is social security. Even harassment must comply with the Basic Law." Tang Yi made a relaxed smile and threw an olive branch of reconciliation at Yu Xinyue, "Then time It's getting late, I'm going to bed. By the way, you can also sleep on the floor next to it. Don't talk about the paranoid logic of 'I'm a younger sister, so I must sleep on the bed'. I have lost a lot by making this kind of regression. gone."

For example, according to a certain book friend, that thing is life-threatening.

"You let me sleep...here?" Yu Xinyue stared at Tang Yi in disbelief, and then turned her eyes to the floor beside her. Although this kind of kindness did not make her tear up, it was the devil, the devil, the extremely Tang Yi, the evil thing!Why would you be so kind to yourself?

"Good night." Tang Yi knew that she was guarding against him, so he lay down on the bed first, and handed over the choice to Yu Xinyue, "I love Armstrong's roundabout kick in my dream, so don't get too close to me."

"...Who would want to get close to you! Instead, you should pay attention to me!"

Yu Xinyue witnessed with her own eyes that Tang Yi lay down on the bed, covered her body with the quilt, then rolled around twice, and then changed back to the sleeping position lying on her side... After a few waves of tossing, the guy completely stopped moving. As if asleep.

"It feels like a ghost..." Yu Xinyue didn't think that Tang Yi would fulfill her wish, she must have hidden a toy mouse in the quilt!Open!No.Could it be that there was a recorder next to the pillow to record his sleep talk at night, and he kept it to threaten himself in the future?Open!nor.Could it be that he wanted to take the opportunity to attack at night after he fell asleep?It must be so!

Yu Xinyue came to the conclusion that it was impossible for Tang Yi to treat her well. The so-called brother-sister relationship was basically a plastic relationship that neither of them recognized. Feeling guilty because of this was not the character of the devil Tang Yi blooming in the midst of killing.

In order to protect herself, although Yu Xinyue lay down on the bed made by Tang Yi, she kept awake at all times in case this guy came to attack at night.

Turned away!There must be action!

Turn over!It's time to hunt!

Get out of bed!It's coming, it's coming...

However, after Tang Yi went out to use Bo's bathroom, he didn't do anything again. Yu Xinyue, who didn't believe in the goodness of human nature, kept vigilance most of the night.

"...Are you coming or not!"

…………

As a newcomer to Hedgehog Cat, I feel that I am elegant, easy-going, dedicated and dedicated, at least I write from the bottom of my heart.

However, I was still slandered, hundreds of dislikes were added overnight, malicious comments that distorted the content without reading the book, and normal indirect posts were inexplicably balanced...

Kind of hard, but I'm not going to get knocked out, above.

Chapter 31 The best way to avoid being late

In Tang Yi's bedroom, Yu Xinyue spent the most frightening night in 13 years.

She is always on guard against Tang Yi, who is close at hand, for fear that his reputation will be ruined if he does something beastly.But in fact, what was even more beastly than Tang Yixing's beastly thing was that the other party didn't announce in advance the time when his beastly behavior would explode, so that Yu Xinyue tensed up and prepared to fight the beastly.

Then, there are things that are even worse than the above two behaviors - this beast really doesn't do beast things!

To reiterate, Yu Xinyue really doesn't have any affection for this guy Tang Yi, just because his behavior of deceiving himself and attacking his inner defense with psychological warfare is really hateful.

So Yu Xinyue sat up from the floor, and stared angrily at Tang Yi, who was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly, with eyes with melanin faintly visible, staring angrily for 5 minutes.Then he clenched his fists, and while Tang Yi, the pig, was still daydreaming, he secretly climbed onto the bed, stepped on the corner of the quilt tremblingly with his feet, and after a long while, he raised one foot and pointed to the bed. Tang Yi's ass was kicked hard: "Where is the dog, kick it away!"

"Huh..." Tang Yi, who has always been in an irregular sleeping position, turned his body over by accident for some reason, while Yu Xinyue just released a wave of air, and then because of her unstable center of gravity, her buttocks fell into the air with a 'plop' sound. The whole person leaned down, and his body fell to the sky at the end of the bed, and Tang Yi just made a neat arrangement of Arabic numerals six and nine.

"...What are you doing?" Tang Yi was awakened by Yu Xinyue's exaggerated sound of smashing the bed, and looked indifferently at Yu Xinyue who fell to the ground in pain, "If you don't know, you think I'm playing with illegal loli. What about PL.AY."

"You, you pervert! You're obscene!" Ignoring Tang Yi's inquiry, Yu Xinyue suddenly covered her chest, crying and shouting like a victim, trying to distort a fact that made her feel a little embarrassed and angry just now, " You actually did this kind of thing to me early in the morning! You are finished! I want to..."

"You fell a butt, it should hurt, don't pretend, brother, I don't take this kind of thing." Tang Yi, who was born ignorant of pity and pity, didn't have a bird, and Yu Xinyue started looking for it when she got up. The school uniform is ready to dress and wash.

"You, you!" Yu Xinyue felt that Tang Yi must have broken somewhere, or that she was pretending, otherwise why this kind of devil was able to maintain rationality and not do bad things all night, which is completely unreasonable!

Where exactly is the bug?

"Little ghost, don't be too self-aware." Tang Yi, who knew what medicine was sold in Yu Xinyue's gourd, reminded, "Brother, I have a big sister who is more perverted and self-righteous than you in school. She is tempted every day, but I can reject her with righteous words, do you know why? Because I am a righteous and pure old man!"

"...Putting PPPP! You are so talented!" Yu Xinyue blushed and shouted, on the one hand because of Tang Yi's quick tongue, and on the other hand because of her anger after being seen through.

"Shouldn't you pay attention to the latter sentence? Why don't you complain 'this is the worst time a good man has been hacked'!" Tang Yi asked dully.

"Shut up, idiot!" Yu Xinyue buried her head directly under the quilt, thinking that if she talked about double-mouth comic dialogue with Tang Yi, she might be forcibly demoted, so she warned Tang Yi, "I'm sleeping, don't disturb me." I!"