"Then you don't have to mind, I will be responsible for my actions, and the brother of the underpants thief is not a relative who will be sad when he dies, right?" Tang Yi insisted on continuing to write.
"No... yes... no! I mean... who cares if you die or not! Just... don't think about dying lightly, or, don't die in front of me, this, this is very annoying!" Yu Xinyue took Tang Yi's hand to prevent him from being stupid, but Tang Yi, who worked hard to break the superstition, continued to go his own way.
So, before the name was almost finished, Yu Xinyue, who couldn't stop her tears and fear, jumped up and bit Tang Yi's arm, using the crocodile's housekeeping skill - death roll.
"Fuck! Let go, let go!" Before dying from the curse, Tang Yi felt that he might be bitten to death by Yu Xinyue first, so in desperation, he had no choice but to surrender, "Okay, I won't write anymore I won't write anymore...Stop it! You violent brother!"
Yu Xinyue, who snatched back the notebook, ignored Tang Yi's hilarious words, and glared at him angrily in an instant: "Idiot, idiot, idiot!"
"Are you caring about me?"
"...Go to hell, idiot! I regret it, bring the pen, I want to write the cause of your death as being stabbed to death by a crazy woman with a hatchet! Cut off the dog's head!" Yu Xinyue stomped her feet and cursed.
"Your taste is so unique..." Tang Yi shook his arm, which must have left a row of deep tooth marks, and then stared at Yu Xinyue who was trembling with anger, feeling a very childish care...
Although she didn't say so.
"I know what you want to say!" Yu Xinyue interrupted Tang Yi's fantasies, bit her lips tightly, and said unwillingly and fearfully, "Although you are a hopeless villain, a scum with a vicious heart, your life is only For once, don't make this kind of temptation..."
"..." Oops, Yu Xinyue like this seems to want to bully even more?
Tang Yi originally wanted to pretend to be dead to scare Yu Xinyue after writing down his name, but now that he thinks about it, it's fortunate that Yu Xinyue stopped her, otherwise Tang Yi might really be hated by her if the situation continued... No, Her dislike before was also true.
"Then what should we do? What do you think?" Tang Yi crossed his hands in front of his chest, staring at the hesitant Yu Xinyue, his tone returned to calm.
"I, I..." Yu Xinyue felt that it was much easier to say it, and she couldn't escape like this anymore, after all, paper can't keep fire.
"Go to the school to see." Tang Yi answered for her.
"Hmm..." Yu Xinyue nodded with difficulty. Although the knot in her heart was untied, she still had some concerns, so she raised her head and said hesitantly, "What if the prisoner is really me?"
"If so." Tang Yi put his hand on Yu Xinyue's head. Although he had no younger sister before and no experience of being a brother, he always had to express something at such a time, so Tang Yi used never Such a serious smile and tone, "Then I am your accomplice."
"..."
[Yasasi's Japanese young male lead is essentially a scheming scum in a warm male skin, you are broken in your bones!Scum point +1]
"... Gulu." Yu Xinyue paused, swallowed unconsciously, she felt that she should use 'disgusting bastard! 'Come to spit in his face, but why can't he speak at all?So angry!
"Go away!" Yu Xinyue pushed Tang Yi's hand away, rubbed the rosy eye sockets visible to the naked eye, stood up, and turned her back, "It's so disgusting! Do you think you are the male lead of an idol drama? ? Not handsome at all, stupid!"
Of course I know stupid.
Tang Yi's mouth curved slightly.
Why is the routine fantasy that knows the whole content of the book clearly just reading the introduction still so enjoyable?Knowing that the scene where the helicopter was used to celebrate the birthday is very sandy, why can it still be picked up by Su?Obviously, the domineering president's way of lifting the female employee's bangs and kissing her forehead is very embarrassing. Why can she still be picked up?
Existence is reasonable, Yu Xinyue, who is only 13 years old, must have been captured by her tenderness!
Believe it or not, Yu Xinyue was peeking at him with a flushed face?
"Then can you... go with me?" Yu Xinyue's voice became smaller and smaller, her cheeks were as red as a ripe apple, and her eyes became erratic.
"I can definitely go with you, but I suddenly want to do a big cleaning today..." Tang Yi said hesitantly.
"..." In the future, if you have a fever, talk to Tang Yi, and you will definitely be cured by the chill in seconds, "Let me help you! Okay?"
"But my clothes are too long..."
"Okay, okay, I'm coming!"
"well……"
"Shut up! Don't take advantage of the fire again!" Yu Xinyue picked up the cursing note with clenched teeth, and tremblingly dangled the gel pen on the spread paper, "Do you know why the dean is gone? You, you don't want to Make me!"
"Okay." Tang Yi spread his hands helplessly, and wanted to take advantage of Yu Xinyue's emotional explosion to make some unequal treaties, but this guy was unexpectedly alert, so he had to give up, "Then do you remember when the dean officially leaves work? "
"Usually before the club activities end, we can catch up now, but I don't know if she will still be in this business down below."
"There are too many supplements in the back."
"Then shall we go now?" Yu Xinyue asked tentatively.
"The students are almost out of school, just now." Tang Yi decided on his own, and then prepared casually.
But before leaving, Yu Xinyue put on the black sweater with a hood that completely covered her facial features, a little bit wide and middle two, put on a black mask pretentiously, and took out the sunglasses she got out of nowhere , like an Internet celebrity who visits Weifu privately.
"Do you still need to hire bodyguards?"
"No need." Yu Xinyue shook her head solemnly, because she was convinced that a pair of handcuffs would greet her when she walked out the door, so she could only add as low-key as possible, "Do you have a bicycle?"
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Push book: "I became a giant"
Introduction: Ji Er traveled to another world and turned into a giant.
regarded as gods.considered a monster.
I just killed a pheasant, why is it regarded as the god of hunting the ancient gods? The goddess enshrined in the church is actually a kitten adopted in prehistoric times? Also, don’t build temples and scenic spots on me!!!
……
What should he do if human beings are nothing more than worms in front of him and civilization becomes small?
A very interesting theme of another world novel, the giant protagonist among the weakest race of humans, invincible, strongest, imaginative, don't be too cool~
Chapter 38 Knowing and knowing how to do two things are completely different
"Little guy, you're hugging too tightly..." Tang Yi, feeling suffocated, said with difficulty, "Although it's a bit offensive to say this, I feel that my back is really tight. , steel plate, chopping board and so on hit the spine and crushed back and forth, you understand what I mean?"
"Who hugged you, pervert!" Yu Xinyue retorted vigorously, "And the part that hits you is called the xiphoid process of the sternum. Anyone can have that thing. It's just that thin people can feel it more obviously, so don't give it to me. There's a strange atmosphere there!"
"In order to avoid the topic of milk volume, you really learned a lot of useless knowledge."
"Ah, ah, shut up, you idiot!"
"You are the fool, I am the fool."
"Neuropathy!"
"Hush! Be quiet, I think I saw the police."
"Squeak--", the pain from the xiphoid process of the sternum rubbing against his back became more intense. Tang Yi, riding a bicycle borrowed from the landlady at his own risk, dragged Yu Xinyue, who looked like a man in black, in the setting sun afternoon gallop.Because she was afraid that she, the "cursed witch" on the most wanted list, would be taken away by relevant personnel, when Tang Yi called out the word "police" with a serious face, Yu Xinyue directly buried her face in Tang Yi's flesh Here, she uses the logic of "she can't see the world, then the world can't see her" to hide.
"I'm sorry, but I took the old man who fried the teppanyaki rice as a policeman."
"... How blind do you have to be to make such a mistake! Are you playing with me? You are definitely playing with me!"
Yu Xinyue clenched her fists angrily, unleashed a combo of blows behind Tang Yi, and vented her anger with continuous attacks like raindrops (follow the traffic rules when traveling, good children should not learn from them).
"There are police."
"...Really, really?"
"It's dazzling, that's the uncle who fried the teppanyaki rice at another intersection."
"...How much obsession do you have with the uncle who fried the rice!"
Yu Xinyue, who was complaining hysterically, almost forgot her business.After seeing such a spacious sky for the first time this week, Yu Xinyue didn't seem to be as scared as she imagined.It turned out that the suffocation and despair were not because of fear, but because I was alone when I was afraid.
Yu Xinyue, who was sitting on the back seat of Tang Yi's bicycle, not only felt that the depression that haunted her all day had disappeared, but was even filled with strength. The look in Tang Yi's eyes when he said "Then I am your accomplice" , really reassuring.Obviously that guy is black-bellied and obscene, why on earth is this?
While riding, Tang Yi suddenly opened up a sensitive topic: "I think Xia Zhi is actually a very nervous young woman with a glass heart."
Yu Xinyue paused, turned her head to one side, looked at the air and said, "Why are you saying this all of a sudden..."
"I just thought of it."
Seeing that Yu Xinyue didn't even complain about the word 'young woman', Tang Yi probably touched a sensitive area of her, so taking advantage of Yu Xinyue's ability to communicate, Tang Yi continued to say unhurriedly: "I just think Her attitude towards me is like this. Whether it is a divorce or a second marriage, she will not hide the truth until the facts are revealed, but always use 'I want to be single', 'I want to be a bride' This kind of mouth hi gave me a vaccination, although I can accept it without doing such unnecessary things, but in terms of weird formalism, she can always be meticulous, and even go too far on purpose..."
"I don't understand what you're talking about." Although Yu Xinyue said this on her lips, she knew it very well in her heart.In order not to leave her with a stereotyped impression of a "stepmother", Xia Zhi was really glass-hearted in the details.
Whether it is cooperating with Tang Yi in some "female preference" to show her importance, or not interfering at all on the surface, but often asking her father about her preferences behind the scenes, it shows that Xia Zhi wants to be her own mother , not to replace the position of mother.
So from the beginning to the end, I was the only one who was not good.
Father, Xia Zhi, Tang Yi, they are all mature and rational adults, able to tolerate all their willfulness, and the initiative of family harmony is always in their own hands, as long as Yu Xinyue can heartlessly forget Hurt them, and extend an olive branch with a relieved smile, then any problem can be solved.
but……
After being a bad boy for so long, how can I suddenly become sensible?tell me!I really want to know...
During this week of torture, Yu Xinyue thoroughly understood the pain of having no one to rely on.
And in a long silence, Tang Yi had already rode his bike into the school gate.
"Are you here?" Yu Xinyue looked at the familiar campus in a daze.The imaginary school surrounded by police cars did not happen, and a reward was placed on the bulletin board for his black and white photos. Of course, the whole school would not fall into a strange dead silence.
"The school seems to be closed to people now, let's wait." Although Tang Yi can easily sneak into the junior high school without wearing a school uniform with the help of system tools, isn't it tantamount to slipping like a monkey if he brings in this wonderful Yu Xinyue? monkey……
"Isn't it fun to keep secrets, fishing and law enforcement?" Yu Xinyue analyzed carefully with her chin in hand.
Tang Yi, who thought Yu Xinyue was acting stupid, was wrong, this guy is really stupid.
"How long is it before the dean leaves work? Is there a rule?" Tang Yi asked wearily.
"If the old witch is still alive, it should be about time to go home now, but I really don't think the guy who survived my curse will..." Yu Xinyue, whose tone was so serious that it was funny, said Halfway stopped suddenly, his eyes widened, and he was stunned to see the figure slowly walking out of the school gate.
A middle-aged teacher with a plump upper body and a straight lower body, who looked like a compasses, walked out of the school.
Tang Yi saw the expression on Yu Xinyue's face as if he had seen a ghost, and discovered the truth. If nothing else happened, this fierce teacher who didn't seem to be easy to mess with should be the teaching director.
"That's the shit!" Tang Yi's dissatisfaction can no longer be expressed in words. Yu Xinyue was so frightened by crying in front of her. She thought it would really change from a youthful routine to a stomach medicine routine, but it was resolved so rashly. , can really make hemp!Hey, now she can finally let herself go and go back to school...
"Old witch! You're not dead?!"
When Tang Yi was still panicking, Yu Xinyue rushed towards the dean tearfully...
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Chapter 39 The So-Called Brother
Even after many years, Yu Xinyue will never forget her 13-year-old self. After all, she repeatedly pulled the face of the dean who is known as the "bad meat grinder in the school" and showed a redemptive expression. The bright moment is worth remembering.
Although not handsome for five seconds.
"Meat Grinder" hit Yu Xinyue with a hand knife right on the forehead, knocked Yu Xinyue out of her mind, then picked up the nape of the guy's fate, and sent it directly back to the forbidden place that countless Huaxia middle school students regarded as a childhood shadow - the Dean's Office .
Congrats, congratulations.
Then, Tang Yi followed the stunned and angry dean to her office, and there was no conversation during this period, because what Yu Xinyue did could not be resolved simply by getting angry.
The dean, who looked like a compass, sat on a chair in the office, while Yu Xinyue, who was pulling the brim of her hood, stood opposite her, with her head bowed silently, and Tang Yi beside her, the three of them The silence lasted for nearly half a minute.As a result, the air is so quiet that people are afraid of people. In other words, are there any troublemakers throwing a needle on the ground?
"Who are you from Yu Xinyue?" the dean first asked Tang Yi.
"I am..." Tang Yi paused, showing an embarrassed smile, and prepared to introduce himself.
"Don't ask him!" Yu Xinyue stretched out her index finger to the sky, and said with a righteous face, "One person does things and one person is in charge, so if something comes at me!"
"..." Tang Yi now understands that the middle-aged dean's scolding with Yu Xinyue, a junior high school student, is not entirely due to the dean's bullying. If you leave the school gate, you may be beaten badly.
If it weren't for Tang Yi's elegance and easy-going, Yu Xinyue really wouldn't be able to live with such healthy limbs.
Then, the dean looked at Tang Yi for accountability, but Tang Yi could only squint his eyes and retreat to the side: "You come at her."
[This scumbag's behavior has no performance elements at all, Congxin's true nature is the theoretical support for you to stay away from all disputes, scumbag points +10]
"..." Only then did Yu Xinyue realize that Tang Yi's role was only that of a bicycle driver.
"Ahem, about not coming to class for a week, can you explain the reason?" The dean asked blankly, but the calm tone revealed a strong pressure.
"..." Yu Xinyue paused for a long time and didn't know how to answer. Could it be that she didn't go to class because she wanted to learn how to refine the human body and revive you, the dean who died unexpectedly?Of course you can't say that.
"A week, a week of absenteeism without reason, and then rushing to the school to attack the teacher without any explanation, do you still look like a student?!" The dean slammed the painted tabletop, and the sound of 'bang' made people tremble physically and mentally. For Tang Yi, who had been away from high school for a long time in his previous life, whenever he heard this voice, it was terrifying. Could it be that this is the majesty of a teacher?
"That..." Yu Xinyue, who was beaten to death, and Tang Yi, who was next to the furious dean, beeped softly, "Didn't you call her father?"
"Ah? What? Didn't hit? I didn't hit?" It's okay not to ask, but the dean became even more irritable after asking, "The gas in my house has been replaced four times!"
"Emmmm... Yu Xinyue, this is your fault!" Tang Yi felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly.
"Cut." Yu Xinyue was speechless with displeasure, "If I knew it, I would have replaced it with the Silver Arch takeaway phone."
"..." The dean was full of anger.
"Calm down! Don't be excited, don't be excited... It's not worth it to be tired. This kind of brat will definitely not have good retribution in the future! Just trust me..." Tang Yi stopped the dean who wanted to be violent, To prevent the intensification of conflicts, although the rhetoric used is a bit strange.
"I'm so mad!" The dean gritted his teeth and sat back on the chair, with sparks in his eyes. After scolding iron and steel, he directed his anger to Dao Yu Xinyue's family, "Parents too! The report on the first day, and the parent meetings after that, never showed up. Is there anyone who takes care of their children like this? Ah!"
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