This debate was over before it even started. Zhou Yu, who was half-baked, realized that he didn't have the confidence to refute Lu Xi at all.Tang Yi, who was leaning on the chair lazily and troublesome, never used his full strength. Seeing that Lu Xi was so tough, he took advantage of the situation and made a gesture of surrender: "Yes, yes, yes, you are right."
"Of course." Lu Xi raised his head a little proudly, staring at Tang Yi with a contemptuous expression.For the first time, he bluntly showed his disdain, "A perverted society like the Manyan Society should have been disbanded a long time ago. What Two-dimensional is, it's just filthy garbage."
"You!" Unexpectedly, there were villains in the student union office, Zhou Yu couldn't help but stare.
"Dirty garbage?" Tang Yi, who had already decided to fulfill the student union.After hearing these words, Anxi's tearing force surged up little by little.He slowly got up from his seat, looked at the stubborn Lu Xi in front of him and asked, "If I remember correctly, you said that the reason why the Manga Research Institute was abolished was because the members were too perverted, right?"
"You're misinterpreting my meaning, but it's reasonable to say so." Lu Xi said bluntly.
"Then I want to ask..." His eyes were determined, his actions were unlimited, and his heart was uncompromising.Tang Yi made the decision that although tens of millions of people would go for it, he said in a loud voice, "What's wrong with a man being perverted!"
One of the ways to test the audience's concentration is to suddenly burst out an astonishing point in the conversation. If the other party still maintains a serious expression and nods, it means that your talking skills and content are poor, or the other party is simply perfunctory .It was obvious that Fang Yuan and Lu Xi were in a good mood, because they immediately responded normally.
"A Yi, we can just talk about this in private, you..." Zhou Yu felt that Tang Yi's mind was amused.
"Shut up." Tang Yi replied casually to Zhou Yu, and then continued to say to Fang Yuan and Lu Xi who were dazed and dazed, "There's nothing wrong with boys being perverted, at least there's no strict school rule against students being perverted, right? "
"There are many things that are not explained in the school rules, such as not being able to stuff the head of the same table into the air conditioner, so you are sophistry. Regarding the things that are not explained in the school rules, we need to be corrected by our student union according to the scale. And perverts do not exist in The meaning of the school is our standard." Lu Xi didn't panic at all, and responded directly.
Tsk, Lucifer has something.
"You are right. Perverted behavior is a hidden danger that endangers the campus, but this does not mean that perverted personality has no merit." This is his turn, and Tang Yi is not afraid at all.
"Personality? You said, abnormality is a personality?"
"That's right, abnormality is a kind of personality, and it's an extremely important personality." Tang Yi said seriously.
"Then Ayi, you have quite a personality."
"you shut up."
"Go on, I'll listen to your sophistry." Lu Xi felt that he overestimated Tang Yi, what fallacy could such a person say?After all, Manyan Society is already a dying candle in the wind.
"I don't have a quibble. Abnormality is not only a personality, but also a precious personality. Abnormality means seeing things from a different perspective and acting on a different scale. It is this kind of personality that allows people to show their true self more , Counting all kinds of outstanding artists and writers, they are all more creative because of perversion, such as the master of philosophy Rousseau, who would have thought that he was a trembling M who was eager to be spanked by a woman?"
"I'm Rousseau, and I've called the police."
"you shut up."
"You, you are lying! Because not everyone can become a great writer, and you have to tolerate perverted behavior just because of such a trivial possibility? This is so strange!" Lu Xi was caught by Tang Yi's fallacy. He even lost his position, and his tone began to waver.
"What is Shaking M?" Fang Yuan interjected curiously.
"Shut up." Lu Xi accidentally refuted Fang Yuan's mouth when she was impatient, and she didn't realize it yet.
"Oh? Who knows. If a person who could have become a great person was strangled in the cradle by your subjective judgment just because he was a little perverted, can you bear the responsibility of affecting the course of human history?" Tang Yi occupies the moral high and low, and is still the high ground in the view of history.Of course, the word "historical view" was not pulled out because the braised fish wanted to prove that he was not a primary school student, but at least had a junior high school education.
"That, that doesn't work either! Abnormality will affect the school spirit!" Lu Xi's thoughts became more and more confused, and even the expression showed a big flaw.
"Then may I ask how did I cause bad influence?" Tang Yi said seriously.
"Bringing 18. banned books into the school, why didn't it affect the school spirit? If everyone has a copy of this kind of book, can Lanyue High School still be able to carry out teaching work normally? The students will ban such books, it has always been like this!" Extending to the whole school, everyone is like this, but you are different, this is disobedience.
"It's always been like this, right?"
Lu Xun probably never imagined that this sentence would be used in this context, and his famous saying would become a theoretical weapon for fans of pornographic books.
"The police station's phone line has been occupied by historical celebrities, Yi, take it easy." Zhou Yu, who usually doesn't complain much, was still caught by Tang Yi's plethora of complaints.
"you shut up."
"That's right, it's always been like this, that's right." Lu Xi completely went into a misunderstanding and turned into a Lucifer who just needs to be trained.
Fang Yuan remembered the worried eyes shown by those people in the previous debate with Tang Yi, which meant this: run, you are not his opponent!
"Let me tell you, that is not what you call a pornographic book, but a sacred object that carries countless otaku's dreams - Li Fan. As otaku, we also want lovers, we also want someone to take care of us, We also want to be cashiers, and we also want to have a place to live in reality. But, we don’t have it!” Suddenly, emotions burst out like a tide, and Tang Yi confided sincerely, “Only Li Fan, only Two-dimensional, Only here can we have a small world to rely on in our lonely hearts. Only here can we laugh without worry. Only here can we imagine ourselves as the protagonist and have a love that is out of reach. Only here, We don't need to be looked down upon by others. Guys, get together and have a hand punching game. Isn't this exciting? Even this small fortune, you will take it away Is it? Ah!"
"..." I didn't understand, I didn't understand at all, but why was Tang Yi so excited?Lu Xi was stunned.
"Ah Yi, well said!" Zhou Yu praised Tang Yi with tears in his eyes, completely forgetting about Tang Yi's face, he is not worthy to speak for A Zhai.
"Ahem... I'm just talking about the facts. Members of the Man Research Club made dangerous remarks. You should always face this point, right?" After a pause, Lu Xi pointed to the biscuit crumbs next to the biscuit and said, "Another member of the Man Research Club , but you said that 'primary school students are the best', do you turn a blind eye? School is not a training camp for criminals, can this kind of pedophilia be encouraged?"
"I..." Zhou Yu, who was suddenly named, didn't know how to refute.Obviously my love for elementary school students is sincere, why should I be treated like this.
Tang Yi took a deep breath, and said seriously: "Could it be that elementary school students are not good?"
As soon as this remark came out, the audience was shocked.
And the only Lu Xi who could react quickly accused: "You, what nonsense are you talking about?!"
"Primary school students are the flowers of the motherland, so why aren't they good? A strong youth makes the country strong, and the better the primary school students, the stronger the country. Not only that, I even want to say, I like primary school students the most! Can't you?" Tang Yi said righteously Said.
"That's right!" Zhou Yu seconded, although he hadn't thought about Tang Yi's point of view at all.
"You're talking nonsense!" Finally, Lu Xi said angrily, with red ears, she just wanted to shut up Tang Yi.So, the irritable responsibility said, "No matter how you say it, it is very unsound to make such misleading negative remarks!"
"Oh?" The corners of Tang Yi's mouth curled up, then he glanced at Fang Yuan next to Lu Xi, and said lightly, "According to your statement, if someone makes unhealthy remarks, can she be the president of the student union?"
"What do you want to say?!" Lu Xi paused and asked in panic.
"..." Fang Yuan was also stunned, because she didn't know what Tang Yi wanted to say.Have you made unhealthy remarks yourself?impossible.
So, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Tang Yi took out his mobile phone and prepared to play something...
"I'll give you one day at the end. If you can't recruit more than five people tomorrow, the Manga Research Institute must be abolished!"
Chapter 99 This is a familiar breath (the third one!)
Ever since, the club time after school is at the playground.
A long table, several Two-dimensional posters spread on the table, and a signboard erected beside the long table, with several colorful characters "Manyan Society recruits newcomers" written in all directions.The owners of the stand, Tang Yi and Zhou Yu, did not have the enthusiasm of their predecessors at all. They both held the comics, crossed their legs, and acted casually as if you would love to come or not.
No, it should be giving up the struggling attitude.
Originally, Zhou Yu was very motivated, and he was eager to recruit a few cute cosplayer girls, and then played tense and exciting flying chess with them.However, as soon as they saw Tang Yi, they fled quickly. After all, being with the protagonists of these six incidents, even if they did nothing, would affect their reputation.And those more sexy junior high school girls disregarded the influence and wanted to join the club, but were directly rejected by Tang Yi, the reason was that their interests were not compatible.
Tang Yi's wave after wave of operations made Zhou Yu belatedly discover that the two stinging apes are such a noble group.
"Ah, I don't know why the student union gave me an extra day. But it's obviously impossible to recruit three more people. You guys don't let Luo Siyu and An Xin join the club. It's cold, we're cold!" Zhou said Yu covered the comic book on the long table and let out a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, I contacted the former president, and she said that she would introduce us to a member, so we only need to recruit two more. You have to have some confidence in our big manga research club." Tang Yi waved his hand easily.
"I don't have confidence in you!" Zhou Yu became irritable. Tang Yi, as the president of Manyan Society, is actually in such a leisurely state... Isn't it?The president is himself!Zhou Yu, who had reacted, said directly and forcefully, "If a young lady comes to join the club later, as long as she names three animation names, it will be fine, anyway, it is considered Two-dimensional."
"All right, all right. However, youth love animation movies don't count." Tang Yi nodded in agreement after thinking for a while. It's not that he hates youth love animation movies, but Manyan Club is a small club in the subcultural circle. If Mixing in the current charge will hurt each other.
So, after waiting for a long time, the young lady came.
"Student Luo Siyu!" Zhou Yu got up excitedly, ready to invite.However, after suddenly remembering Tang Yi, the two-dimensional defender's prisoner's request, he asked eagerly, "Have you watched the animation? Just name three of them!"
"Ah? Animations, I really like watching them, and some animations are very touching, I cry every time I watch them." Luo Siyu tilted his head and thought for a while, then squinted his eyes and smiled, "For example, before and My good sister went to see "Your Name", and "The Depth of Shape", and the third one, I'll think about it..."
"What's the matter with you?" Tang Yi put down the book in his hand and asked naturally, seeming to ignore what Luo Siyu said just now.
"Hey! Listen to classmate Kao Luo Siyu and finish her sentence!" Zhou Yu felt that if he asked carefully, Luo Siyu should have watched some other Internet celebrity animations, after all, she had seen many popular ones in the space before. Illustrations that can move the two stinging monkeys.
"You are asking the club to recruit newcomers, right?" Luo Siyu looked around, and before Tang Yi could answer, she extended a helping hand generously, "Even if you are asking for like-minded friends, there must be someone Just come. How about, let me distribute the leaflets for you."
"What's your purpose?"
Tang Yi is not afraid to use this kind of malice to speculate on others, but Luo Siyu's initiative to help is not a good thing.
"How can you think like this?!" Zhou Yu was impatient.
"As for me, I have a little bit of my own purpose." Tang Yi and Luo Siyu are different and the same people, so the two of them understand each other's thoughts thoroughly. Everyone understands Tang Yi, which shows that they have the same mind.Therefore, Luo Siyu straight to the point and said to Tang Yi, "I heard that the condition of the Manyan Society not to abolish the society is that when the number of members reaches the limit, a show will be performed at the Lanyue Festival. So, have you thought about the show yet? "
"Cospaly stage play!" Zhou Yu blew himself up.
"That's it." After thinking for a while, Luo Siyu said to Tang Yi, "Can I play a role as an outsider of the club?"
That's what I planned to do...
Two-dimensional powder harvesting!
It seems that she also wants to go to the New Year's Eve party.
So Tang Yi was not very surprised, and said generously: "Yes, we are just short of a tree."
[What, want to come into my house?Let's be a babysitter first, the road to the top is bumpy and bumpy, and the CEO likes to be simple and unpretentious!Scum point +15]
"Okay, we happen to be short of girls, one girl, two girls and three girls! Student Luo Siyu can choose whatever he wants."
"Huh? That's great. In fact, I just want to try the role and warm up for our club's performance. Then I will ask everyone in the Manga Research Club." After showing such a modest attitude with reasons and evidence, the attitude was friendly. , Luo Siyu took a stack of leaflets and left brightly and vigorously.
"Student Luo Siyu is so kind! Ayi, we are saved!"
Zhou Yu was given a thorough strategy by Luo Siyu's few words, frowns and smiles, just like the novice training camp, no brains or operations were required, and he passed the level without even understanding the gameplay.
"That's great." Tang Yi couldn't refuse, so he had to ask her to help.
To be honest, Tang Yi admits that he is a nerd. Although his face is a little stronger than that of Zhou Yu, he is also a kind of nerd in essence.So he knows very well that there is actually no barrier between home and non-home.Because most nerds will not take the initiative to discuss ACG with non-nerds, and the chat will be embarrassing and deadly.
But what if the non-house takes the initiative to find the house to chat about popular animations, H-games, and figures?And the content of the topic is also very strange.For example, referring to Kaneki as Bian Que, talking about FGO and Bilan mixed up, and using inflatable girlfriends as anime peripherals.
The atmosphere will be... strange.
Even a refined and easy-going nerd will feel afraid, afraid that the other party has some intentions?Therefore, Tang Yi decided to inherit the will of the former president and turn the Manga Research Institute into a happy paradise for the abandoned houses!
At present, from the above requirements, there is only joy and harmony that has not been fulfilled.
"Even if it's her, I don't think they can recruit a few houses." Looking at Luo Siyu's distant figure, Tang Yi propped his head and said boredly, "And, they are all men."
"No way? With the charm of classmate Luo Siyu, it's impossible for all the people who come here to be men, there must be girls!" Zhou Yu thought naively.
However, in less than 3 minutes, Zhou Yu's face was slapped. More than 30 male students swarmed in front of the booth of the Manga Research Institute, looking expectant and shy.
"Luosyu does not belong to our club."
Tang Yi gave them a vaccine shot.
Then, fifteen went.
"There are no female cosplayers, and there are only two of us as members." The second vaccine.
Then, ten more went.
"Our club has a performance on the Lanyue Festival, and members of the club must participate." Seeing that there were no girls, Zhou Yu also casually added.
In the end, only two remained.
Yes, the remaining two.Not for Luo Siyu, not for Coser, and not afraid of hard work.Such high-quality comrades are actually screened out like this?Tang Yi was both surprised and gratified. Just as he was about to treat them with hospitality, one of them suddenly spoke out excitedly.
"In the club, there are big chickens. Chickens... no! There are women's clothes... no! Is there a little brother who likes to wear cute C clothes?"
"No."
In the end, what remained was a man with gold-rimmed glasses (not the previous one).Jin Sibian 2 doesn't have a homely look on her body, she looks so-so.When he heard that Luo Siyu was not a member of the club, he actually planned to leave, but out of a kind of reserved psychology, he didn't follow suit and stayed where he was.
Looking at the inferior booth in front of him, Jinsibian 2 joked in a very kind tone: "I feel like playing Two-dimensional is quite cheap."
The tone of Jinsibian 2 made Tang Yi a little familiar. The previous Jinsibian seemed to have something in common with him.
"Oh, I didn't spend much money." Out of politeness, Zhou Yu was stunned and said frankly, "Except for reading genuine novels and comics, and buying handmade ones... Ah! No, I still think it's good. expensive."
"It's okay, in fact, playing photography is really burning money." Jin Sibian 2 said with a smile.
"Oh? Are you a photographer? Wow, a DSLR costs tens of thousands!" Zhou Yu was startled and asked curiously.
"That's just entry-level."
After being stung, Jinsibian 2 seemed to start a chatterbox.
And Tang Yi smelled that kind of breath.
Someone, put on a show!
…………
PY: "The Forgotten Man's Cabin Is Opening Today" is a unit of drama, telling stories related to time travel and making up for regrets.
Chapter 100 is updated today (Chapter 4!)
Before the soul transmigrated into this world, Tang Yi was a graduate and unemployed college student.And the major he studied happened to be radio and television editing and directing, so after hearing that Jinsibian 2 said that the 1 yuan equipment was only entry-level, he felt a little delicate.Thinking of the entry-level mirrorless camera that I spent more than 4000 to practice shooting, maybe it was a Polaroid?
"You have to spend so much money for an entry-level camera? It's really expensive to do photography!" Zhou Yu, who thought that Jinsibian 2 had a high-end SLR, began to feel that it was not unreasonable to say that the three generations of SLRs were poor, so he echoed in a shocked tone.
"Of course, the money-burning speed of playing photography is not a joke. You Two-dimensional, maybe you need some money to buy figures, at most two or three hundred?" Jinsibian 2 exhausted his imagination and estimated.
"Pfft——" Tang Yi couldn't help breaking his power, and after frightening Jin Sibian 2 into a daze, he forced himself to continue reading the comics calmly, and quietly eavesdropped on the conversation between the two of them.
"Oh, is that so?" Zhou Yu looked at Jinsibian 2 suspiciously, wondering why his figure was so expensive. Could it be that he was cheated?
"I don't really understand your Two-dimensional, maybe...the most expensive one is three or four hundred?" Jinsibian 2 scratched his head in doubt, not thinking how expensive a small doll would be, so he said something that he thought The figures of the Arabian Nights, and then continued to add, "However, the cost will definitely not be as expensive as the replacement lens for the SLR. Do you know that a lens, the entry-level one, costs six to seven hundred. Hey, my kind The poor can’t afford it at all, and they only want to have seven or eight mid-to-high-end long lenses in the future.”
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