My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"Huh..." Rubbing his forehead, Tang Yi let himself not think about those things. After all, in terms of mentality, he was already a boring adult in his 20s.

Children say I want everything, adults know that life is important.

"Why are you in a daze, you bastard." Yu Xinyue, who was still in the simple and unpretentious combination of jeans and sweater, suddenly appeared in front of Tang Yi, elbowing Tang Yi's waist.

"Aren't you guilty of being late?" Tang Yi asked half annoyed.

"I'm not guilty. After all, it's not a big deal if you put it on Miss Liu Da." Yu Xinyue responded indifferently.

"Forget it." Tang Yi didn't want to get entangled with her, he was already very tired, and he had to spend money today, so let's store up his anger first.

"Speaking of which..." Tang Yi ignored Yu Xinyue, but the other party took the initiative to argue, and said in a natural and peaceful tone, "Are you writing a novel?"

"Huh?" Tang Yi was a little surprised.

"To make money in Two-dimensional, there is no paid dating, no videography, no painting, the lowest cost is to write novels." Yu Xinyue explained as a matter of course, "And most of the nerds who live alone have written novels."

"Aren't you a fool?" Tang Yi was startled.

"Bitch!" Yu Xinyue rolled her eyes at Tang Yi after she gasped violently and stamped Tang Yi's feet.Then, after confirming that Tang Yi was indeed writing a novel, she suddenly became a little awkward, and her tone became erratic, "If that's the case... let me be your reader."

"Eh?" Tang Yi was shocked again.

"That's to say... writing novels is tiring, right? You have to worry about readers running away..." Yu Xinyue seldom hesitated, and instead of looking squarely at Tang Yi, she turned her head to the side and said slowly, "I'll just Here, there is nowhere to run.”

"Yu Xinyue..."

Tang Yi didn't know what to say, his sister didn't seem to be a bad person.On the contrary, it's quite surprising.

but……

What is the title of my novel?

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Thank you for the six thousand rewards for strolling.

Chapter 150 The date with Yu Xinyue is full of setbacks

For most people, telling others that they are writing a novel is a very shameful thing, and showing the work to real people, the degree of shame is even higher, which is probably equivalent to bringing uncle Auntie visits her hand-made wall.The more innocently they laughed, the more complicated the little boy's mood became.

If writing novels brings income, then the degree of shame can be slightly reduced, after all, it can be rationally explained in the name of "work".Of course, there are no absolutes in the world. If the novel you write is called "What to Do If My Sister Loves Me Too Much", then this is destined to be a banned book that will become a source of black income in reality.

If you still show it to your sister, it is no exaggeration to say that you can report it to the criminal police directly, and take a stretcher by the way.

Going for a stroll, isn't it?

"Why? Don't you want to." Yu Xinyue asked Tang Yi in a normal negotiating tone.

"Ah... this? You know what I mean. After all, it's an online novel, so it needs to be just right. Generally, nerds can write whatever they like, so even if there are all kinds of weird plots, they can't Are you saying that the author himself is a pervert?" Tang Yi tried his best to vaccinate Yu Xinyue, although he was not going to show her his own novel.

"OK, I won't say anything, I don't mind what is written in it, because I have read a lot of novels." Tang Yi was very pleased that Yu Xinyue was able to stick to the three views.But after she said the last sentence, Tang Yi only thought that this guy was very scheming, "Anyway, your manuscript fee is used to support your sister, I understand."

How much do you understand.

"Yes, there are many younger sisters in my Steaw who need to be raised." Tang Yi refused to answer Yu Xinyue's blame.

"Ah? In reality, there is already a younger sister who wants a krypton gold virtual younger sister? Crazy!" Yu Xinyue was irritating Tang Yi, who made trouble out of no reason, while planning to delete all his Hgame archives.

"Nonsense, of course you have to invest in a virtual sister. You don't understand the happiness of a sister-in-law." Regarding Yu Xinyue's rage, Tang Yi only responded lazily and perfunctorily, and also mentioned a very real social problem, "In addition to strolling Except for Tudou (walking girl), real brothers and sisters are basically impossible to get married, and now the bottomless investment is just a boring and wasteful cultivation for others. In the final analysis, the three-dimensional sister is not the sister I want!"

"Fart!" Yu Xinyue swears when she violently pokes Tang Yi's waist, which directly confirms Tang Yi's statement.

Sister Sagiri wouldn't say the two uncute words "fart"!

And when Tang Yi and Yu Xinyue distanced themselves and rubbed their waists to ease the pain, the sister of the third dimension said leisurely again: "Are you afraid of the opinions of relatives and friends..."

Yu Xinyue's thinking was a little jumpy, but Tang Yi still understood.

His EQ seemed to be online all the time except in front of someone like Tan Xi who beat his master to death.

"Actually, I don't mind, and I even find it exciting." Tang Yi's mouth curled up, and he pressed Yu Xinyue's forehead and said, "Of course, the premise is a sister like Meowpas, and I will not hesitate."

[The sister I like is not a sister, even if you are a sister.The host who is gradually getting on the right track on the road of scum is really a ghost.Scum point +15]

"Ahhhh—" Yu Xinyue had already said this strange sentence with very unethical thoughts, but Tang Yi, who understood everything, responded to herself with this kind of thing, "Bastard Tang Yi! Only ghosts read your novels." , I want to know the title of the novel just to threaten you to share [-]% of the manuscript fee to support me, narcissistic ghost! Shit!"

what a pleasant sound...

"The bus is coming." Tang Yi, who had finally hidden the banned book, tapped Yu Xinyue on the head, took out his mobile phone, tapped the scan code, and then beeped twice on the bus card reader. , a little complacently turned around and said to Yu Xinyue, "Next time, if there is a chance..."

As soon as the words fell, Tang Yi found that Yu Xinyue, who was expressionless, had snatched the mobile phone from her hand, and then walked towards the back of the bus at a gentle pace to the window seat on the inner side of a row of two-person chairs: "Sure enough, I still want to know."

"Hey! Meowpas won't snatch someone's cell phone, can you learn to behave better, otherwise I don't think sister control has any angle." Because Yu Xinyue has figured out Tang Yi's personality, he is the kind who doesn't like to be around The quality of being crazy in public is dead house, so now I won't make noise, let alone snatch the phone back violently.Just as she imagined, after getting in the car, Tang Yi just sat next to Yu Xinyue, tortured her with his eyes, and threatened her with his words.

"Think too much, don't think that you are a sweet potato, I can't follow you." Yu Xinyue's attitude was very straightforward.

"Hehe, Yu Xinyue is amazing." Tang Yi propped his cheeks with his hands, looked at Yu Xinyue who was operating the phone boredly, and said, "Give me back the phone, or I'll be really angry."

She said so, but Tang Yi was not in a panic. After all, there were more than 100 books on the bookshelf, and the coding was done using a computer. How could Yu Xinyue find her own novel?

"Is ID a pseudonym?" Yu Xinyue asked.

"No." Tang Yi subconsciously argued.

After answering, Tang Yi realized that he was really good at cooking.Why even a guy like Yu Xinyue can trick her.Moreover, they might not have thought of playing him at all.

"Give it back to me, I'm tickling you!" Tang Yi was furious.

"Then I call a hooligan."

"You will not."

"No, but I already know the pseudonym. The braised fish is very sweet? It's really inexplicable. Can't you be more domineering?"

"..." Tang Yi shut himself up.

Then, Yu Xinyue, who snatched the mobile phone, turned her body sideways to the window, then curled up into a ball, looked through Tang Yi's bookshelf under her pseudonym, and said with a little displeasure: "If you don't want me to show it to you, I have to do it myself." Look for it. I won’t laugh at you. If you agree to be a reader, you will be a reader. It’s okay to reward you. Although it’s useless to reward you, after all, you only write novels to raise your sister..."

Yu Xinyue, who had been beeping for a long time, stopped.

It is impossible for Tang Yi, who can figure out what happened with the corns on his feet, not to understand.So she supported her forehead and waited for Yu Xinyue's reaction.

"...I don't understand your Two-dimensional very well." Yu Xinyue, who had her back to Tang Yi, paused and said, "The title of the book in the format of 'impossible' must be like that in the end, right?"

What Yu Xinyue said made some sense. In "My ○○ Can't Be This Cute", isn't Tong ○ just the cutest horse.

That's not true, according to what Yu Xinyue said, isn't her own ending already determined?

In short... In short, what a fart!

Now is not the time to think about such things, is it?

Tang Yi's masterpiece "Sister Can't Love Me This Much" has been publicly executed!Still in front of my younger sister and my younger sister!Use your dialectics that you are good at!

Wait, I'm not a sister, how do I know what a sister means?

Perhaps, she can understand the reason why fiction has no necessary connection with reality.

"Sure enough, the prototype is me..." Yu Xinyue continued to read novels on Tang Yi's mobile phone with her back on her back, and muttered to herself, "Squatting at home against Tang Yi..."

"Wait, you don't have any other similarities to the heroine except that you are squatting at home and having a flat chest." Tang Yi explained leisurely from the side, "And if there are illustrations in this book, Luosha's The character design should be silver-white long hair and blue eyes, so it's obviously not you."

Of course, if Yu Xinyue could be obedient, it would have been pure evil to stack the murder book to twenty layers.

Also, the easy and simple reading of light novels is not all advantages.

For example, Yu Xinyue could see the part where the hero confessed to the heroine in just four or ten minutes by car.

"Sister, please marry me!"

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Happy New Year everyone~

May you be happy and prosperous!red……

Chapter 150 Two Benefits of Marrying Your Sister (3000 words)

"Advantages of marrying a younger sister. One: avoiding the high price of the bride price, and truly matching the family with no difference in quality. In reality, it is often not emotional factors that overwhelm love.

Two: No need to go out to see relatives on the second day of the Lunar New Year. The good news of the dead house in Yuju Zhongjia can save a large amount of red envelope money, and avoid the nagging of children who want to take your handicrafts off your legs after taking the red envelopes.

Three: Husband and wife may not be married for life, but brothers and sisters are brothers and sisters forever, and brothers and sisters kiss each other.By the way, if it wasn't for the real sister, then countless joys would be added together.

Four: You can continue to add..."

After getting off the bus, Tang Yi snatched back his mobile phone, but in this situation, it would be better for Yu Xinyue to bury her head in reading a novel.After all, the younger sister who was following behind me was like a serious penguin at this time, and the appearance of asking "do you want to refill autumn coins" is really annoying.

"Yu Xinyue, with your appearance, how can I be at ease after a hundred years."

Tang Yi turned around, bent slightly, stared at Yu Xinyue who dared to say anything, and said very sadly.

"...Come on! I'm your father!" Yu Xinyue, who realized that she was taken advantage of, immediately replied.

"Tsk, don't get entangled. Like I said, the novel has nothing to do with reality. I chose this title because it is very gimmick; the protagonist is my sister because the sister element is very popular now; I propose to my sister because it can satisfy everyone. The obscene fantasies of those with younger sisters. However, those who understand will naturally understand that I have a younger sister like you, and I am a little proud..."

Before Tang Yi finished speaking, Yu Xinyue stood on tiptoe, pulled him down by the neckline, and then stared into Tang Yi's eyes in disbelief: "Why does the younger sister of the novel look so much like me? And The family structure is exactly the same? Do you still have to quibble? Admitting that you really want to do that to your sister...is it difficult?!"

"Difficult group!"

Tang Yi admitted that because he couldn't remember the entire content of the original work, some plots were based on reality.

For example, playing games with my sister, cooking for my sister, taking my sister out by bike...

Wait, I wrote about this kind of thing?

"Remember? That's what you mean at all. Why don't you admit it? It's cool to be stubborn?" Yu Xinyue continued to stare at Tang Yi as if she had won.

"...Then aren't you shy?" Tang Yi, who was not overly flustered, curiously replied to the irascible younger sister who is serious and controlling.

"Of course..." Continuing to grab Tang Yi's collar, Yu Xinyue lowered her head slightly. Unlike Lin Xuefei who blushed and acted coquettishly when she was shy, Yu Xinyue belonged to the type who couldn't blush or act coquettishly. But let’s be honest, “shy.”

"Hey...it's hard for me to do this." Tang Yi shook his head and said bluntly, "If I want to become a sister-in-law, I must at least learn the Japanese phrase Oni-chan Daiski, right?"

"guna!"

Yu Xin Yueguang quickly stomped her foot in response.

And Tang Yi, after understanding Yu Xinyue's attack method, immediately retracted his feet.And pressing her forehead, he moved his entire body out of the attack range.

"Hey! You're really... so scumbag." You couldn't fight, and you said you couldn't win.No way, Yu Xinyue could only bite her lip, and complained angrily about Tang Yi's excessive behavior, "There must be a limit to inattentiveness! No matter what you do, it's just a taste, always after attracting other people's attention, I started pretending to be cold and indifferent again, making it look like someone is begging to cling to you. Wasn’t it you who meddled in other people’s business at the beginning and struck up a conversation on your own? Needless to say, if this continues, the strange people next to you There will be more and more girls, you have to be a little bit responsible, you bastard! Just be nice to the person closest to you, can't you?"

"Single heroine is boring." Tang Yi shook his head feeling unbearable.

[Speaking well is not as good as telling the truth. People who give their hearts are usually very tired. After all, their sincerity has fed the dogs.Scum point +20]

"What about me? Ahhh—" Tang Yi, who felt that she had said so much, that even a rock should be warmed up, did not give a serious answer, and Yu Xinyue threw an angry straight punch , punched Tang Yi in the abdomen.

As a result, it was blocked again.

"I don't care, you will die of jealousy sooner or later! You will be drugged, rounded of rice, and quartered!" Yu Xinyue reprimanded Tang Yi bluntly.

"I still know so many slang words..." Tang Yi continued to answer the non-questioned question.

"..." Yu Xinyue, who gave up preaching, finally gave Tang Yi an order-like suggestion, "Don't hook up with those girls who seem to need care and have psychological gaps, and you can't be responsible. You also casually tease , writing a love letter to others in the form of a novel is simply inexplicable."

"OK, I won't write my sister's line, and the fairy stock is very popular."

"You (beep--)!" I'm so silly, really.

Should have known long ago, Tang Yi will not answer any questions directly.Doing this kind of thing by yourself is just infinitely magnifying your shame in public.

Therefore, Yu Xinyue, who thought about it clearly, naturally had a very clear methodology. She walked up to Tang Yi in a big stride and said, "Anyway, I will come to you every weekend from now on, and you can't drive me away, after all, my sister. "

"..."

Finally, I started to cheat.

I really miss the internet addicted sister who was more arrogant than charming before.

Eh……

There was no way, Yu Xinyue was right.

Brother and sister are her strongest trump card, and the relationship with her ex-girlfriend is more indestructible.

"What a crime..." Following behind Yu Xinyue, Tang Yi sighed lazily.

Then, the two walked on the sidewalk, one in front of the other, without any ambiguity.

"...Well, you made so much money. Can you buy me something that can last for a long time? Don't be kidding now. I'm serious. I only ask for this once." As she walked, Yu Xinyue said Lowering his head, he made a deliberate request in a lower and lower voice.Before Tang Yi could answer, Yu Xinyue began to struggle subtly. After all, could she, who couldn't say auspicious words when asking for candy, really compare to those coquettish girls?Do I need to make some necessary changes?So, he said slowly, "Oni-chan..."

"Buy it! I'm just saying it's cute to you, I will definitely buy it for you!" Tang Yi suddenly grabbed Yu Xinyue's shoulder with excitement.