Yellow wool will be very cute, just thinking about the plot, you will be cute~
Chapter 160: Write a story with nurses, flowers, and apples
"rustle--"
What blows into the ears is the slow autumn wind blocked by layers of withered and yellow leaf tips.
"His-"
The late cicadas singing during the intermittent period try their best to show the last aftertaste of the end of autumn.
"Squeak-"
After school, when the students moved the tables and chairs to arrange the textbooks, they made harsh friction sounds.
Tang Yi, who was sleepy in spring, tired in summer, tired in autumn and hibernated in autumn, lay on the table, was woken up, and after rubbing his eyes in a daze, his vision became a little clearer.
"Ai!"
Before the noisy voice penetrated the eardrum, Tang Yi stretched out a hand and pressed Zhou Yu's troubled head.Then, pulling a distance away, rubbing his sore neck, he said lazily, "I have something to do..."
"Wait!" Zhou Yu approached obstinately, put his arms around Tang Yi who was turning his face away with a look of disgust, and said eagerly, "Our girls invited us to KTV, there are five hot girls! "
"Don't eat duck heads." Tang Yi's eyelids drooped, and he glanced at the five girls gathered behind Zhou Yu, who were squinting their eyes here, and yawned.
"Ayi, please help me to make a living for me!" Zhou Yu, who was in tears, ignored the gloomy and disgusted eyes of the girls behind him, and rubbed Tang Yi's arm, "Girls say we won't go!" They won't go. They also told them that they must bring you, Ayi, or they won't take me. So it's okay to play around, and you can make up the number!"
"Haven't you found out that you are the one who made up the numbers..."
Tang Yi always felt that after a few years, there would be an extremely precise word to describe Zhou Yu's self-serving and self-deprecating behavior.
"Come on, Ayi, two men and five women!"
"There are still one man and five women." Tang Yi pushed Zhou Yu away, and after walking a few steps with his shoulders on his back, he added to him unhurriedly, "I have some practical matters that need to be resolved."
"Hmm..." Looking at Tang Yi's back, Zhou Yu nodded in a daze.Before he was about to walk out of the third and fifth classes of junior high school, he suddenly rushed up with a smile and hooked Tang Yi's shoulders, "It's just a transfer or something, it's not a big deal. Don't worry about losing contact with old friends. I'm studying Thief 6. Let's See you, Lan Gao!"
"I'm not worried about that..."
"Huh? Aren't we brothers? You dog (beep——)!" Zhou Yu slapped Tang Yi on the head with a 'slap', causing him to make a painful 'uh-uh' sound.
"Slip away." Without fighting back and without looking back, Tang Yi waved casually and left the classroom of Class [-] and Class [-] of junior high school.
……
"Hey! Little handsome guy, where shall we go to play tonight?"
A young and beautiful lady saw Tang Yi, who was wearing a junior high school uniform and looked very youthful, coming out of the school gate. Under the envious eyes of many rich middle-aged aunts, she stepped forward and held Tang Yi's hand. , and rubbed his face affectionately.
And Tang Yi, under the eyes of many junior high school students who can play, said three words lightly: "Mom, calm down."
"..." The rich middle-aged aunts and immature junior high school students watched the mother and son leave in astonishment.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !"
"It wasn't before." While complaining speechlessly, Tang Yi moved the strap of his schoolbag to his shoulder, hesitated for a while and took the initiative to speak the difficult words, "Do you want to move there?"
"Well, otherwise we can't be called husband and wife..." Xia Zhi squinted his eyes and smiled first, then sneaked around Tang Yi's waist in an unscrupulous way, and said lightly, "Why don't we live in one room, and he and his daughter live in one room. What do you think?"
"What else can I say, call the police."
Tang Yi felt that this guy was about to start.
"You don't have any Oedipus complex at all, little bastard, I'll raise you..." Xia Zhi, who was full of anger, began to show off her cuteness maliciously.
"Here we go again." Stopping Xia Zhi's Chasing Dream Showbiz in advance, Tang Yi squeezed the strap of his schoolbag with his hand, hesitated for a while and said, "Sure enough, I don't want to transfer schools anymore. Just live alone, I will be with you." That kid can't get along."
"Is that so? In fact, Xinyue is quite cute, she is a beauty, so you don't think it's a pity..."
"Why do I feel that you are leading me in the direction of scum?" After the corners of his mouth twitched, Tang Yi said without much enthusiasm, "It doesn't matter what is cute, from a social point of view, the four of us feel uncomfortable together It’s four people, but if it’s 3+1, I’m comfortable as one.”
"...Is this your idea?"
Xia Zhi understood that what Tang Yi said in a joking tone was basically serious.The poisonous tongue part, on the contrary, is a puzzling and weird temper.
"Yeah." Tang Yi nodded, and then added, "Let's secretly pay for living expenses and try to be more patriarchal in form. After all, when that guy grows up, as long as he is not a scumbag, he will definitely She will realize how much she went too far when she was a child. Then, out of guilt, she will... kneel down to me!"
"..." Xia Zhi, who didn't understand what her son was thinking, nodded in agreement.
According to the current plan, living with the stepfather, step-sister, and biological mother is the best way for secular understanding.However, this kind of thing has been experimentally run-in for half a year, and the result is not good.
Besides, it happened to be the third year of junior high school, a critical time, Xia Zhi didn't want to put pressure on Tang Yi.As for Tang Yi himself, although he can understand the difficulty of starting a family, he still hates the pressure from the bottom of his heart.
"I didn't accommodate you." Tang Yi rarely explained his behavior.
Because Tang Yi knew about his parents' divorce in the fifth grade.The so-called parents have a deep understanding of their children, but this does not mean that they can perfectly take into account the scale of certain things.
Once there are too many real things involved, there will be nothing you can do.Tang Yi didn't want to make trouble for others, but at the same time, he didn't want to make trouble for himself either.
In terms of living ability, I am stronger than Xia Zhi, and I am completely dumbfounded by myself.
"I didn't accommodate you either." Xia Zhi said with a calm smile.
"Ah."
"OK. Wait, here's something for you." After the two of them communicated, Xia Zhi respected Tang Yi's decision, then handed him half a piece of paper, and explained slowly, "When tidying up grandma's room, I saw something interesting, let me show you."
"Huh?" After taking half a piece of paper, Tang Yi looked at it suspiciously for a few seconds, and his face was instantly darkened.
"Tsk...how can my son's writing style be so good for such a highly educated person like me?" Xia Zhi shook her head in disgust.
"Tsk, you're so annoying." Tang Yi responded dumbfounded, then stuffed the half-page note into his pocket, and after walking with Xia Zhi on the same road for a long time, he waved and slipped away, "It's decided like this Thanks, thank you for taking care of my dinosaur sister, I'll go to the animation shop to play for a while."
"Uh-huh."
……
"Oh. Xiao Yi, you are here, can I ask you to sit at the door of the store and read? That location is better in Fengshui."
Lao Meng, who was sitting in a daze at the counter, saw Tang Yi coming.Put him on the shelf directly and aboveboard. After all, as a star with one-fifth of the traffic in the store, Tang Yi is very easy to use.
"Okay..." Moving to the entrance of the store, leaning against the door, Tang Yi yawned after flipping through a few light novels on the shelf.Then he took out his mobile phone and searched for interesting online articles to kill time, while sitting at the door of the shop which was deserted for a while, but it wouldn't be deserted for a long time, dazed.The reason why I say deserted is because not long after Tang Yi came, there were already female junior high school students walking towards the store with a strange purpose.
"Oh, so idle, so Bashi..." Tang Yi sighed carelessly.
"I feel that you are very sad. Is it because the new series is not good? Let me recommend you a funny manga." Seeing Tang Yi's depressed group, Lao Meng took a best-selling manga and handed it directly to Tang Yi. Yi at hand.
"No, only young people will laugh when they see it. Anyway, I can't laugh, tears are still rolling in my stomach." Tang Yi directly refused, then hugged his feet, focusing on the toe of the shoe.
"What's wrong with you?" Lao Meng asked.
"Hehe, what's the matter? The new sister almost knocked down the door on the first day. This kind of aggressiveness is in line with the fighting power of the blood." Tang Yi said with a dry smile.
"Your sister? I think it should be Tsundere, and at this stage, Tsundere is greater than Tsundere. However, after you set up the flag, Tsundere will be greater than Tsundere. So generally speaking, she is a good type..."
"What a few." Tang Yi didn't talk to Lao Meng, and continued to say in a low voice, "It feels like things have been bad recently, Gan."
Comforting talents is not the specialty of a dead house, and neither is Lao Meng, a middle-aged dead house, so he can only give Tang Yi his opinion according to his thinking.
"Or, write a novel."
"Huh?" Lao Meng's sudden opinion did not make Tang Yi's eyes brighten, but looked back in surprise.
"I mean, when you're bored, write a novel with No.1 title, imagine that the main character is a handsome man, very popular, and there are many girls..."
"Is it necessary for me to conceive?"
"..." This was the first time Lao Meng wanted to make a 'Gan' sound.
"Writing a novel..." Taking out grandma's belongings, Tang Yi opened the piece of paper and began to savor his dark history.
[The nurse has turned into a flower, and when she is in full bloom with joy, suddenly, with a "pop", she is crushed to death by an apple falling from the sky. ]
"Never mind."
Continuing to flip through the online novels in his mobile phone, Tang Yi gave up writing novels to change the current situation where there are only bad things.Besides, he didn't believe that a story could change his mental state of dying, and turn him into a "come baby, let's party" sand sculpture.
until……
[Diana was a little flower growing in the Earl's Mansion, but one day, she suddenly turned into a blonde girl...]
The source of joy is so simple.
……
[嘤嘤嘤(?_?), hello six guys, face base is fine!My pleasure, where are we going to meet~]
After agreeing to the face-to-face application with Liu Lao, Tang Yi and the other party made an appointment to meet at the weekend.Unexpectedly, they are all in the same city.No, this is not the crux of the problem, the crux is...
Wait for me to go.
Kill you plagiarized cub!
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It may look a little confusing, but it will be explained clearly later.
Chapter 160 Where Are Your Abs?
On the Saturday when I made an appointment with the Six Guys, Tang Yi wore a black hooded sweater, a pair of light blue jeans, and a pair of sneakers, subverting the previous simple style. A man who sticks out his thumb, index finger, and little finger "YOYOYO".
It's a pity that the agreed place is not a ramen shop, and Tang Yi can't impromptu rap over a big bowl of noodles.
Moreover, the noodle shop is not only an economical ramen shop that sings rap, but also a place where poor people like Tang Yi, who are wandering on the poverty line and may be wiped out one day, should come.
"Tsk..."
Tang Yi stood outside an Italian ice cream shop with a decent style, and could see the clean and shiny white tables and chairs in the open-air area outside the shop, and the "displays" on the table were all overly delicate pastries, and the fresh fruits felt like they were about to drip out of water. Yes, a bit too capitalist.
Tang Yi just stood by the side blankly, hesitated for a while, but still chose a relatively secluded place to sit down and wait for the waiter to arrive.
As soon as her butt was touching the bench, a well-dressed young lady walked up to Tang Yi with a commercial smile and handed him the menu.
Seeing the price, Tang Yi grunted.
I heard that Italians don't like others to call Italian ice cream Ice Cream, but use a proprietary name "Gelato". Although Tang Yi doesn't know much about it, he knows it.It is a very extravagant behavior for ordinary high school students to spend money in this kind of place.
"Order two servings of this Gelato..." Tang Yi ordered two servings of Italian ice cream, which is relatively cheap among them, but the unit price still costs about [-] soft sister coins.
The waiter continued to keep Tang Yi's immature smile and nodded, then turned and left.
No matter the service or the environment, Tang Yi felt uncomfortable: "Fuck Yu Xinyue, pay back the money!"
No, the sentence is wrong, it should be Fuck!Yu Xinyue paid back the money!
Tang Yi was eating ice cream in pain, and at the same time thought embarrassingly: Wait, it should be the six guys' treat, right?
"No, I'm here to beat him today."
Tang Yi pressed down the brim of the hood, observed the current situation, and began to prepare a basket of plans for himself.
what to prepare?Hammer man!
Tang Yi has already figured it out. Although the novel written by the author of Six Pack God of War is the work in Tang Yi's mind, it does not affect that he is a plagiarist... No, this is not the main reason.The author of plagiarism should be a bitch, and Tang Yi can also be a bitch in his heart, but it would be too much to beat him up because of plagiarism.
Therefore, Tang Yi wanted to stand up for Shui Miao.
Tang Yi remembered the memory of this body very clearly.As for Shui Miao, as the source of joy to help Tang Yi get out of the haze, the friendship he once interacted with in the book review area is hard to let go.
By the way, the motivation of many writers who hit the streets to continue writing novels may be derived from a female reader who constantly encourages them with emoji.
What, what's the matter with female readers?
Tang Yi chatted with Shui Miao in the image of a cute girl!
so ashamed...
"Hey, the time has passed, why is this guy still not coming?" Tang Yi, who had been out of his mind, took the time to look at his phone, and found that it was exactly three or ten minutes after the appointment.
Although as a junior and a new writer, arriving early should be regarded as etiquette, but the other party was late for so long, which still made Tang Yi a little impatient.Of course, before we met, Tang Yi would not show his fangs violently. He could only vent his emotions on the food, digging spoons into the cold snowballs of various colors.I have to say that for an ordinary student like Tang Yi, Gelato is too delicious, and the delicate and continuous taste is not exaggerated at all.
After all, it is expensive.
When Tang Yi was angrily worried that no one would pay for him, a ray of gold shone in front of him.
Looking up, it was a beautiful girl with a delicately carved face, and what was even more eye-catching was the goose-yellow Lolita princess dress like a COS suit on her.
Without waiting for Tang Yi to say anything, she tiptoed down and sat down on her own, unceremoniously picking up the ice cream in front of her, and quite skillfully but timidly summoned the waiter, and ordered an extra-large strawberry Sorbetto (雪Ba, Chinese mixed with English will make the article very compelling).
"Emmmm..."
Tang Yi is not the kind of person who is speechless when he sees a beautiful girl.On the contrary, the beautiful girl will be speechless when she sees him, after all, this beautiful girl...
It is Alice.
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