My youth love story can't be so scumbag

Chapter 170 Two: Alice's True Breasts... Fierce!

Timeline: I want to eat Tangqiaojiang and post a selfie of myself that cost [-] soft PS.

"You are blackmailing, who did you learn from? Cartoons are really harmful!" Tang Yi, who was caught by Alice's thigh, did not dare to move. After all, every time he moved, there would be Alice's cheongsam around his knees. A continuous attack of soft touch.

Real breasts... no, real murderers!

"Root...rob!" Alice stuck tighter, and the hand of throwing money didn't stop at all.

"Don't... be too ostentatious." Tang Yi covered his eyes with his hands, revealing two slits, observing the graceful Alice with a weak face.I always feel that the other party's two hands are evil hands that seduce her to fall.If this continues, I really want to...

Money robbed!

Alice didn't feel Tang Yi's difficulties and continued to throw money.

"Why do you have so much cash? Where did you get the perpetual money?" Tang Yi asked inexplicably, "The mobile phone is so slippery, can't mobile payment work?"

"Cash...you can throw it away and run away." Alice took the time to explain to Tang Yi during the entanglement.

As for the meaning of this sentence, it took Tang Yi a long time to figure it out. Keyboard Man's keyboard does not have a payment function and can only spray people.

"Okay." Tang Yi answered weakly, and then put his hand on her meatball head, trying to calm Alice down.But as soon as this action was made, Alice stopped and looked at her blankly.

The scene instantly became ghostly.

It's time to put your writing to the test.

Alice, the blond cheongsam girl, grabbed Tang Yi's thigh, bent her knees, and half-kneeled in front of Tang Yi almost at the same level as the ground.Tang Yi, who was standing there with a slightly arched body, was pressing the back of Alice's head with one hand. From the side view, this was a scene that was enough to call the police.A knowledgeable cameraman would choose to shoot from above, because the beautiful girl with a suffocated expression was already in tears.

So sinful.

【This system knows what you are thinking, and it is still making up the picture.This system also knows what the thousands of perverts who witnessed this scene are thinking, and the brain-filled picture is even more ghostly!Scum point +30]

"You get up first..." Tang Yi took his hand away from Alice's head, and really couldn't bear the multi-millionaire to belittle himself like this.

"Then you... you agreed?"

Alice stopped pulling her hands, stared at the blue pupils overflowing, and asked resentfully.

"Only when you get up can we have room for discussion." Tang Yi is well versed in how adults coax children.

If there is anything, please lie to me first, although the child will never let it go at this time, but...

"You...you said it." Alice stood up slowly from the ground, put her hands on her lips, her eyes dodged, and she peeked at Tang Yi anxiously and expectantly, "Don't...don't lie to me."

"..."

Gan!Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?How can I lie to you like this?Let's make a fuss for a while!

"Let's talk about it." Tang Yi agreed first, then sat down on the chair in front of Alice's computer desk skillfully, and even more skillfully ordered Alice to serve him dessert coffee.And that rich woman with an annual income of several million has a look of enthusiasm for service.

No, it's better for this guy to let her be alone.Having no friends is not a problem at all, after all, after getting to know people well, Alice will be deceived into having nothing.

There are many bad people in this society... Wait, am I a good person!

"Alice, it's decided, I won't..." Tang Yi wanted to play tricks.

"These are... I'm going to eat them tomorrow... Strawberry cakes... I'll give you all." Before Tang Yi could finish speaking, Alice came to Tang Yi with all kinds of expensive and exquisite cakes, with no time to spare. said laughingly.

It's different from the stingy rich woman who wants to protect food with every mouthful of sorbet during the day.This guy, for herself, seems to be her favorite.

It seems that Alice doesn't understand the rules of bribery at all.

"However, luckily I'm a sweetie." After digging a spoonful of strawberry cake that was too sweet for him and putting it into his mouth, Tang Yi smiled lightly.He was actually laughing at himself, why did he promise to be so handsome in women's clothing.

are you crazy!

"Huh?" Alice looked at Tang Yi suspiciously, not understanding what he was thinking now.

Although she can build a huge world view in the story, she still can't figure out the exact characteristics of each person's personality.After all, every tiny person is more obscure to Alice than the whole world she lives in.

"Let's see if the guy who wants to eat Tangqiao sauce makes any moves. I always feel that a large part of the scolding in your book review area is the navy army she invited." Tang Yi turned his eyes away and opened the happy reading page app, when I was about to log in, I found that it couldn't be refreshed at all.Suddenly, the anger was uncontrollable, "If you get stuck again, I will order your Hedgehog technical department!"

Wait, why did I say hedgehog cat?

After some intimidation, the app clicked in.

Sure enough, the scolding in the book review area was very layered.

［@八云龙子: Plagiarism is not a house, and the character of the work is just as bad, rubbish. ]

[@晓水清寒: Not much else to say, I’ll give you a ╭∩╮(￣▽￣)╭∩╮]

[@dark moon.Wuming: Your work is good, but your character is too poor, plagiarism is even more shameless.Just one question, do you deserve it?Rubbish. ]

[@外团长: The author of the sprayer is really drunk, they are all colleagues, as for it?Rubbish. ]

[@里.元的星凡子子: God of War, don’t be discouraged, I’ve always been a fan of yours, please explain the plagiarism, admit your mistakes when you should, don’t be stubborn. ]

After Tang Yi glanced at the comment area, he handed the phone to Alice, and casually investigated, "Let's tell which one is the troll."

"..." Alice stared at the screen, after thinking for a long time, pointed to [Ri Fan's Star Courtier] and said, "...the last one."

"Okay, you rest."

After Tang Yi finished reading Alice's book review section, he went to the book review section where he wanted to eat Tangqiao sauce.

In an instant, he was stunned by the overwhelming news that swiped the screen faster than the navy, and Alice casually greeted him again and said, "Come here."

"Hmm..." Alice moved weakly in front of Tang Yi, and because she had to stretch her neck to look at her phone, Tang Yi sat on her chair again.Therefore, she could only put her whole body on Tang Yi's body, peeking at the screen.

Mixed-race C breasts are a bit heavy...

Looking at the golden retriever on his body, Tang Yi was a little worried: After getting acquainted, you are too defenseless, are you really not a dog?

Tang Yi had no choice but to straighten his body and look at his phone.Finally, in a novel group, I found a picture of eating Tangqiao sauce.

how to say……

There are countless layers of skin resurfacing, countless face-lifting steps, countless eye-opening steps, and countless rounds of body slimming.Then, the current JK Qiaojiang was created.

"Is she... pretty?" Lying on Tang Yi's body, Alice turned her head to stare at him and asked curiously.

"I can't judge whether it looks good or not, I can only say..." Tang Yi nodded seriously, "The retoucher is a master."

"Then how do you... compare to her...?"

"Nonsense, I must be the best."

"That... I haven't said... it's better than women's clothing."

"..."

Damn, why play me!

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There are eight chapters today

Chapter 170 Three Alice, I'm Going to Fight

In the end, Tang Yi still lost to Alice.

"Okay, it's not a big problem."

Anyway, Haikou has already boasted that "his women's clothing is very good", if he still holds the pipa half-hidden and resists it, it will always make people feel that he is bluffing.Besides, women's clothing and so on, if you don't take it as an example, just...

No, I will wear women's clothing next time!I love women's clothing so much!I can’t live without women’s clothing at all!

Secret technique: Fold the flag repeatedly.

"You..." Looking at Tang Yi, Alice's eyes shone with gratitude, "Have you promised...?"

This kind of sight of Alice made Tang Yi palpitate, always feeling that the other party would rely on him because of it.

If in a public place like the school, Alice publicly made a request to Tang Yi of "you will be my dog", and let classmate An know, it would be troublesome to think about it.

"Please don't get me wrong." Tang Yi turned his face to one side, assumed the role ahead of time, and said with a snort, "I just hate Qiaojiang even more. Don't think that I only wear women's clothes for you!"

"...Really." Alice's joy also stopped, and then she lowered her head slightly disappointed.

"I'm so textbook-style arrogant, you have to take it seriously?" Tang Yi has already begun to find Alice troublesome.

"...Tsundere?" Alice was reminded of this word. After all, she is also a novel author and knows what is arrogant.

Then if Tang Yi is arrogant, does it mean that besides helping herself, other people will also help Tang Yi when they ask for help?

[You are not arrogant, this uncle does not allow you to have such an awkward personality! ]

"Huh? What a thing." Tang Yi ignored Alice's nervousness, waved his hands and changed the subject, "Now Alice...no, the preparation work that Teacher Zhanshen needs to do now is, in the novel "Princess of the Moon" Release a chapter to announce the chapter, and announce that it will be broadcast live on a certain platform in the afternoon."

The live broadcast was a coup that Tang Yi thought of. After all, the relationship between web writers and live broadcasts seems to be getting closer.For example, a great author of online game novels and the up host of station b often uses live games as a name for pigeon novels (here does not imply that he sleeps a few days).

Also, if the anchor and writer work well, they can have double fans.Tang Yi's plan now is to attract fans for Alice.Although it is a bit too narcissistic to say this, Tang Yi can guarantee that his women's clothing is unmatched on the Happy Reading website.

And Alice listened to Tang Yi's words, and after thinking for a while, she finally nodded with a comprehended face and said, "I...I understand."

"Ok?"

Tang Yi was not sure that his meaning was conveyed to Alice, so he leaned in front of her computer and watched Alice typing on the keyboard extremely fast.At the same time, these words appeared in the author's backstage: Disgusting pigs, if you want to worship my uncle, you can lick your face and come to the live broadcast room...

"Stop, stop." Tang Yi hurriedly took Alice's reins to stop such bad behavior from happening, and reprimanded, "There are too many elements of pride, don't mess around."

"..." Alice was frightened by Tang Yi, she let go of her hands from the keyboard in a panic, and stared at him in bewilderment.

"Let me do it." Tang Yi was already very tired, and he didn't want this golden retriever to make trouble for him.Of course, Alice easily agreed to Tang Yi's request and gave him the keyboard.

Then, Tang Yi, who was as unscrupulous as he was at home, sat on the computer chair, organized the language of the chapter in his mind, and typed some words.

"(now) jin..."

Because Alice uses the pinyin input method, Tang Yi just typed out the three letters "jin", followed by "I'm going to blow you up today" inexplicably, and flipping back, there is also "sperm on the brain" " and other obscenities beginning with the word "jing".

When Tang Yi was about to type "zh" for "live broadcast", the pigs corresponding to the first two letters were ranked first.

"What the hell did you teach the input method to be?!"

"God of War... I don't know, it's none of the business of God of War." Alice said nothing, turned her head to the side, and pretended to blow the air to divert her attention.

There is no way, Tang Yi can only release a notice in her new chapter very succinctly. The specific message is: At [-] o'clock in the evening, the God of War with six pack abs will be broadcast live on XX platform (currently the most popular live broadcast platform).

As soon as the chapter was published, there were nearly a hundred replies in less than 5 minutes.

As expected of a master writer with tens of thousands of subscriptions on the main site, the attention of fans is really enviable.Seeing this, Tang Yi thought of his book review section like a midsummer ice watermelon, which was miserable.

The content of the comments in the comment area is different from the overwhelming trolls, and each has their own opinions.

[@云狂川之羽: Damn it!God of War going live?Isn't this forced to never show up?It's live! ]

[@君冲泉下泥尼刺骨: I should have to fight with Qiaojiang, but I was really pushed. ]

[@奥拉奥拉奥啦: Coincidentally, the sauce has posted selfies, such a cute JK, God of War is cool. ]

[@重量击：If God of War wears women's clothing, I will definitely support her, true fans, let's go!funny. ]

[@渡者迷途之桥: Struggling to the death, after all, the job is important, maybe it’s a live apology. ]

[@四月晚光: I don’t care about standing in line and fighting, I just want to know when "Princess of the Moon" will be updated. ]

……

"Attention is still good." Tang Yi was relieved but also felt a pity, "If you have a crooked neck, it will be fine. Popular writers like Tangqiaojiang have nearly [-] fans. If you are willing to manage it, you should More."

Alice didn't listen to Tang Yi's words, but turned on the screen, and her fingers were like the wind, tapping the keyboard quickly, and a series of obscenities were about to be launched.

With a 'snap', Tang Yi picked up a physical book of "Princess of the Moon" and tapped Alice on the head, and said in a flat tone like a lesson to a bear child: "Don't make trouble at this time."

"..." Alice held her head and stared at Tang Yi complainingly.

"What I mean is, try to make as little noise as possible. After all, you were caught by the heat because of trolling before. If there is any trouble, there is no room for reversal." Tang Yi gave Alice a moderate and added, "It's still a long time before [-]pm, let's prepare something else... Wait, it's not for you to take the skirt!"

Alice stood by the closet, turned her head and looked back at Tang Yi puzzled.

"I didn't tell you not to take it..." Tang Yi's heart died, but the most troublesome shame inside was still alive. "It's just women's clothing, wigs, stockings, and makeup tools. You should all need to prepare in advance."

"...I have." Alice still didn't understand.

"Boys and girls are different sizes."

"……size?"

"I'm talking about size. After all, I should be a few sizes bigger than you in terms of height and body shape. Wearing your skirt will definitely be unsuitable. You...don't understand?" Tang Yi's tone became less serious again.

"Actually... I understand."

Alice nodded in fear.