Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

During working hours, one drank and the other gambled, dereliction of duty was unseemly.However, Hai Wen suppressed the anger in his heart for the time being, he didn't intend to turn against the former team immediately, so he said: "I have the baron's appointment letter with me."

The drunkard looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Show me." So Haiwen showed him the official document, and the man laughed after seeing it, and said, "I can't read, hahahahahaha!" After speaking, he threw the official document at Haiwen's feet.The smiling cat also laughed, but Haiwen kept smiling and said:

"Drunk like mud during work hours, that's enough for me to fire you."

The man widened his eyes and said, "Fire me? How dare you!"

"You are insulting the royal authority by blatantly insulting the officials appointed by the baron. You are more guilty."

The guy laughed and said, "It's more sinful? I'm going to fuck-your ass-hole!" He took off his pants, exposing his hairy lower-body to make lewd movements.

"Very good, committing obscene acts. Three crimes add up, enough for me to betray you to do hard labor." Haiwen nodded slightly, "I will give you a chance, apologize to me, admit my status, and then I will let you go from ordinary to hard labor." The guards do it."

"Fuck you!"

"Smiley Cat, take him down," Hai Wen said.

So the smiling cat walked towards the captain of the guard, but the drunkard saw this scene but calmly shouted, "Wait!"

Haiwen raised his hand to make the smiling cat stop, "What's wrong?"

"You dare not catch me."

"Why don't I dare to catch you?"

"For this." He took out a whistle from his pocket and blew it hard, the harsh sound made the scalp numb.Haiwen didn't try to stop him, he just looked at the smiling cat, wanting to see what this guy is capable of.After a while, many people came running from all directions.Some of them are probably members of the guards, because Haiwen saw them wearing black and red guard uniforms, but many of them were so dirty that they couldn't see the original color, and most of them had knives in their waists Others were dressed in civilian sackcloth, some empty-handed, some carrying wine bottles, shovels and the like.

Most of these people have fierce faces, with a pair of treacherous eyes and a strange smile on their faces.Dozens of pairs of eyes were staring at him, making people feel terrified.

The smiling cat said at this time: "I have agreed with you in advance, I can't handle so many people."

A family of cops and gangsters.Haiwen thought to himself, it seems that the captain is not only the head of the police, but also the boss of the gangsters.This is not easy to handle, even if I can suppress the guards with public power, I can't deal with these hooligans.What's more, all I can fight now is a smiling cat and a few guards of my own, which is a bit troublesome.

Haiwen nodded, and asked the captain of the guard, "What do you mean?"

"My lord, I'm just asking the brothers to gather together." His tone was teasing, and when he smiled, he showed a mouthful of rotten teeth, "Didn't you say you want to arrest me? Everyone has to come and be a witness, come!" He stretched his hand forward, Make a gesture of "catch me with your hands free", "Catch me!" After saying this, the people behind him booed, laughing and shouting: "Catch! Come and catch!"

Haiwen really didn't expect this group of people to be so arrogant.If he knew this, he would bring more people.No matter how powerful the Smiley Cat is, it can't be beaten with two fists—not to mention that there must be twenty or thirty people in this place.

Haiwen thought for a while, then smiled and said: "There is something to say, why is this?"

"Oh?" The captain of the guard made a meaningful voice, and then his face burst into a smile, "You won't arrest me?"

Haiwen kept smiling and said, "Ha, I didn't know you before. Now that I know these brothers, why should I catch you? Did I catch you and buy you a drink?" After he finished speaking, the smiling face cat said in a hoarse voice: "My lord! If you invite me to drink, please ask me to join me. I have to taste your glass of wine." Haiwen looked out of the corner of his eye, and saw the smiling cat's mouth tightly pressed together, with a smirk on its face. laugh.

Hearing this, the captain of the guard smiled even more happily. He went over to hook the Smiley Cat, and said, "Okay! From now on, we will all be colleagues, and we will all work for the mayor!" The Smiley Cat smiled without saying a word, staring Haiwen didn't speak.And the captain of the inspection team who was silent for a long time also came over, and said with a smile on his face: "Yes, yes, they are all colleagues, and they all work for the mayor."

At this time, the captain of the guard said: "But I have to say it in advance." He whispered to Haiwen loudly, "My brothers only listen to me! Don't say you are a mayor, the baron is here None of it works!"

Haiwen spread his hands helplessly, and said, "Okay, Your Excellency is superior. What do you want to do in the future? Do you want me, the mayor, to kneel down for you and be your subordinate?"

"Hehe! That's not necessary, Ambside, you don't know how we lived in the past. What happened in the past, what is going on now, you need to call your brothers to do things, and the brothers will do it for you according to the rules, but usually Don’t come up with the mayor’s job at that time.” He walked over to Haiwen, tilted his head and said, “I don’t know, I really think of you as a big shot, but in fact, you are just a dog leg bought with money. ? I am also a dog leg, hey, we are each other!" His stench of alcohol sprayed on Haiwen's face, making people sick.

Haiwen patted him on the shoulder with his left hand in a friendly manner, and then said, "Forget it, I'm impatient. But Sir Captain, when I really need you to do things in the future, don't shirk, otherwise you won't be able to live this day."

The captain of the guard shrugged his shoulders and said: "It depends on how you work, brothers. If there is a business, let's do it together. If there is no business! Don't you, open, respect, mouth!" After finishing speaking, he grinned loudly, The soldiers behind also laughed, and some people imitated his tone: "Mo, open, respect, mouth! Haha!"

Haiwen also laughed and said: "Okay, I understand. Captain, I made a mistake today, and I apologize to you first. However, I did ask you to come to discuss business. If this matter is missing You, and your brothers, can't do it."

"Oh?" The captain asked with great interest, "How do you say that?"

Haiwen glanced at the people around him, and said, "This matter was arranged by the baron when I bought an official a few days ago. It is related to some private matters..." He also went over to hook up with the captain, and said in a low voice , "Brother, listen to me."

"Okay, tell me." The captain lowered his head and put his ear to Haiwen's mouth.

Then Haiwen pulled out the dagger from the captain's belt, and stabbed him in the waist with a backhand.

The captain of the guard let out a scream, and stretched out his hand to grab Haiwen's wrist; however, Haiwen twisted the dagger hard, and raised it again, the guy fell to his knees on the ground with a muffled groan, and passed out from the pain after a short struggle past.Then Haiwen squatted down slowly, stabbed him in the left chest again, and sent him on his way.After that, Hai Wen threw the blood-stained dagger in front of the group of people. The dagger fell to the ground with a "clang" and bounced twice before it stopped.Everyone stared at the dagger, watching helplessly as black and red blood flowed all over the ground.

There was a dead silence in the audience, a passing woman screamed, Hai Wen glared at her, and she immediately covered her mouth.Several people were trembling with fright, as if they had been electrocuted.No one dared to speak, not even the smiling cat.

The crow on the big bell of the Yizheng Hall flew overhead, squawking strangely in the hazy sky; the surrounding residents watched quietly from behind the corners of the walls and doors, and some hurriedly closed the windows and locked the doors.

Hai Wen straightened his collar, stepped over the still warm corpse on the ground, and wiped the blood on the soles of his shoes.Then he glanced around and asked the inspector team leader: "What do you say?"

The villain, who sees the wind, knelt down with a "plop".He said loudly: "From now on, it will all be arranged by the mayor! Whoever refuses to obey, I will break his dog legs!" When he knelt down, the people behind him also rushed to kneel down.

Chapter 31: Training

Chapter 31: Training

Haiwen went around and said, "The original guards and inspectors stay here, and other irrelevant people leave quickly!"

The body of the captain of the guard was still steaming.Those local ruffians longed to get away, and they ran away when they heard this.One of the guards also wanted to take advantage of the chaos and slip away, Hai Wen shouted: "I told the guards to stay!" The man was too frightened to move.

"Stand sideways in a row!"

This loose team suddenly became more disciplined. After Haiwen finished speaking, a row of people immediately lined up neatly. "Hold your chest up, raise your hips and tighten your stomach! Put your hands on your pants, and stand for 5 minutes first." He ordered these people according to the requirements during military training.

These people have not received much training, and they are full of wine and food, and they can't do anything other than bullying the people, so some people started to fight with their legs after standing for a long time.Hai Wen kicked the man on the buttocks and said, "Whoever moves again will have to add another 3 minutes for all of them."

The way of training recruits has been passed down for so many years, there is no mistake.Haiwen had already understood the mystery of this when he participated in military training. This kind of group training can smooth out the edges and corners of individuals, and make the team united under subtle training.After standing in the military posture for about seven or eight minutes, Hai Wen said, "It's fine, relax."

Hearing that he said to relax, the large group of people immediately staggered to and fro.Haiwen said at this time: "You people lack training, and you can't even stand upright. What will you do if there is a war in the future?"

The captain of the inspection team said: "My lord, we are not soldiers for fighting! And if we really want to fight, we will not be worse than those mud legs."

"What if you meet a regular army? What if you meet a knight?"

The captain of the inspector team widened his eyes and said, "Knights? Only knights can fight knights!"

Haiwen said: "Everyone should have an idea in your heart: you are the shields guarding the town and the people who uphold justice, so that the people of Wild Horse Town can live and work in peace and contentment without being afraid of thieves and robbers. You may think this statement is hypocritical and ridiculous... ..."

"No, my lord." A young man said, "The one who finds it funny is the one who is funny." Haven was very surprised that there was such a guy in the team, and he couldn't help but look at that person more.It was a handsome boy, thin-looking, with beautiful blue eyes and a gaze so piercing as to give a chill.

"Very good." Haven continued, "but most of you have done bad things. You have evil deeds, evil thoughts, but everyone should have a chance to redeem themselves. I will give you all a chance " Then he pointed to the drunk man's body and said, "I also gave him a chance, but he didn't cherish it, so I won't be soft. I will pay for his crimes and sentence him to death. Tomorrow I will I will hang the corpse under the big tree in the south, and then announce the sins of this life. I want people to know why he died."

Afterwards, Haiwen stepped forward, "From now on, the Inspectorate and the Guards will be merged into the town police—you, what's your name?" He pointed to the original Inspectorate Captain and asked.

"Jon Olissunda."

"Jon Olissanda, I appoint you as the new captain of the police force. Then this man named Spike will be your instructor." He pointed to the smiling cat and said, "From now on, all of you will follow him every day. Training, regular attendance, and I will come to check the results after one month. The five with the worst grades in the team will be eliminated and kicked out of the police force—Smiley Cat, do you think so?” He deliberately asked Smiley Cat’s opinion, In order to tell those people that the identity of the smiling face cat is extraordinary.

The smiling cat nodded and said, "No problem."

"That's good." Hewen said, "Jon, find someone to collect this corpse, get some asphalt and carbon ash to wrap him up, and then hang it on the Crooked Neck Tree. There must be someone on duty in the Council Hall , I have to make sure that I can contact you at any time. Gather here at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning, and receive training from Instructor Spike. I will give the instructor a rally whistle, and he will assemble immediately after blowing the whistle—"Haven pointed to the ground with his finger dead body, "— quicker than he could blow his whistle."

"Yes, my lord!" Jon took the order and ordered the corpse to be disposed of immediately.

After finishing these things, Haiwen asked those people to disband, and then went to buy a whistle for Smiley Cat.Smiley Cat said to Hai Wen: "You are really brave. But you should ask me to do this. My bodyguard has failed my duty. I will refund you two gold coins."

Haiwen laughed dumbfounded, and said, "Before you said you couldn't deal with so many people, I thought you were afraid."

"No, what I mean is that I can't kill you all, maybe I will run away a few." The fat-faced cat said, "Let's make a secret in the future, when you need me to kill people, shoot them." Let's get started."

Haiwen thought for a while, and said, "When I slapped the back of my left hand with my right hand, I let you kill someone." He demonstrated it as he spoke.The smiling cat nodded and said, "Well, that's fine."

Afterwards, he talked to Smiley Cat about tomorrow's training. He asked Smiley Cat to train these people to stand in line, give them unified instructions, and then let them do exercises such as running, push-ups, and stretching ligaments. "The most important thing is organization and discipline." Haiwen warned, "Smiley cat, you are a free ranger, you may not understand the importance of this..."

"I know about military training, and I'm not a natural ranger, my lord." The smiley cat's words surprised him.This made Hai Wen realize that this smiling ranger has a story.

Then he went home and went to the next thing.He wants to write a letter to ask out all the farmers around Mustang Town and talk to them about the land in the future.There are a total of 14 landlords under the jurisdiction of Yema Town, and the rest are self-cultivators occupying several acres of land.He first went to Dreyer to ask about the dossier, and then decided to write eleven letters, inviting these landlords to come out to discuss important matters, and the place was set at the Political Hall three days later.

He wrote in the letter: This matter is related to next year's taxation and future food prices, please be sure to come.He also repeatedly stated that Master Charles will also be present, and intends to discuss with everyone about future plans and how to make a fortune together, and hopes that everyone will not lose face.He believed that after saying this, no one would not come.

After doing this, he sent someone to deliver a letter, demanding that it must be delivered to each landlord's home, and he must bring the other party's answer.Hai Wen wrote very quickly, and copied every letter, so it didn't take much time.Afterwards, he wrote a large-character propaganda paper, in which he criticized the fact that the landlords exploited the people with straightforward sentences, called on people to seize the opportunity of struggle, and hinted that this opportunity was coming.Then he ordered his servants to deliver the propaganda paper to the Yizheng Hall, and asked other staff to take the time to copy, post and explain it along the way.

The people of this era have not yet awakened, they are still enduring life silently, and gradually adapting to the status of slaves.And Haven hopes that through publicity, people can always remember that they are individuals, not slaves of landlords.

It is now afternoon, and he only went to the Yizheng Hall to check the sanitation progress at dusk, so now he has two hours to spare.At the moment, his shoulders were sore and he was exhausted, so he decided to take a nap and got up to leave the office.

As soon as Haiwen went out, he saw a strange girl standing in the corridor.He felt the girl staring at him, so he looked at the girl too:

The girl was wearing a maid's black skirt and white scarf, her hair was braided into two braids, her brown eyes had some freckles, her nose was short and her mouth was wide, and her chest was very big.

I remember that there was no such person in the house.Haiwen thought to himself, is it a new recruit?He ignored him and continued walking, when the girl suddenly said, "My lord, do you really not recognize me?"

That was the voice of Estherite.

"Israite?" He turned around sharply, but the maid in front of him couldn't match Yisruite.At this time, he remembered the thing that Gelieta had promised to disguise Isrit.So he called to the Witch of the Woods, "Gerette! Did you do this?"

The forest witch came out from the shadows, bowed her lower body, and said, "Exactly, my lord. Are you satisfied?"

Haven looked at the new Estherite and said, "Freckles can be made up, and her eyes... did you bring her colored contact lenses?"

Gerette said, "It's a fish oil eye, my lord."

"Yeah." Haven nodded, "I remember Isrit has a pointed nose and flat lips, how did the shape of her face change?"

"A little bit of visual deceit, a semblance of shading and brushwork, my lord, but her face hasn't changed."

"Very good." Haven finally moved his eyes down. He looked at Isrit's protruding chest and asked, "Is this... necessary?"

"Of course it is necessary." Zhe Lite walked around behind Isrit, and pinched her plump breasts, and Isrit screamed, "A real girl's breasts! How about it? It's a work of art!" The witch looked like a liar selling counterfeit medicine at the moment.

Haiwen was stunned, "What do you mean... the real deal? What did you do to her?"

Zhe Lite snapped her fingers and said, "The forest witch has her own..." Before she finished speaking, Haven interrupted sharply: "I'm serious—what did you do to my fiancée?"

"Don't be angry, my lord." Gellette restrained her expression, "I just transplanted the 'flesh fruit' to her temporarily. Do you still remember the time when I made the dummy?"

"remember."

"That's what the Witch of the Woods did. I made a pair of fake tits... oh no." She covered her mouth, as if realizing she had misworded, "I mean a pair of fake tits, Then put it on her. I promise no one will recognize her!"

Haiwen asked: "Can this kind of thing be installed casually?"

"Do you want to take a look?" The witch smiled obscenely, and then put her hand under Isrit's clothes.

"It depends." Haiwen said seriously.

Chapter 32: Girls, Crispy Breasts and Ancient Civilization, Part [-]

Chapter 32: Girls, Crispy Breasts and Ancient Civilization, Part [-]

Hearing this, Estherite lowered her head in shame, while Gerrit was taken aback and said, "Huh? Really want to see it?"

"I need to know what happened to my wife." He spoke righteously, "Besides, it's not insulting to be honest between husband and wife. She also cleaned my body when I was sick, and it's nothing." Estelle He also said, "I don't mind what Master Haiwen says."

Gellite blinked her eyes, "I am ashamed of your integrity, my lord, please come inside." She stretched out her hand to invite Haven into the room.Haven went in first; then Islet lowered her head and walked in with small steps, and finally Gerrit also came in and closed the door behind her.

"Do you want to watch it together?" Estelle stared at the couple with surprise.

Gerrit frowned and said, "I'm your master, and this pair... um, I made it for you. What's there to be embarrassed about?"

Haven said, "She can see, but I can't? I'm your husband, right?"

Isrit blushed and said: "That's not what I meant, I... Actually, I don't mind you two, but... you can't watch it together! It's like..." She muttered softly, "In Market for meat."

Gerrit spread her hands and said, "Okay. I'll go outside and tell me if there's anything wrong, and I can explain it from the air." He said and walked out.At this moment, only Haiwen and his fiancée were left in the room, and the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous.

Hai Wen asked, "Is it me or are you coming?"

"Huh?" Isrit let out a cry like a bird.She leaned against the corner with her arms crossed, like a helpless girl stuck in an alley.Haiwen was also very embarrassed at the moment, saying: "If you are really embarrassed, forget it. I am just worried about you, and I don't want to embarrass you."

"No. I'm not afraid to show my body to adults, but I'm... not used to it." A wry smile appeared on her blushing face, then she took a deep breath and took off her shirt.Then her breasts jumped out, and Haiwen was shocked when he saw it.

He suppressed the lust in his heart, and observed Israet's body with the mentality of a doctor performing an operation.He found everything natural and intact, he could see no wounds or dissonances. "Put on your clothes, thank you." Haven said.Then Isrit put on her clothes and said, "My lord, Teacher Gellite will not hurt me. Please rest assured."

"I trust her, but I really don't get it, it's so esoteric."

After Haiwen finished speaking, Gerrit opened the door and walked in, saying: "The 'flesh fruit' left over from ancient times is so mysterious. I have spent decades studying it, but I can't solve the mystery. Haiwen, I still want to ask you, can the knowledge of your previous life help you?"

"You have to tell me what 'meat fruit' is first."

Gerrit moved a chair and sat down, and said: "That is one of the treasures discovered by the witch's ancestors when they were exploring ancient ruins. It is said that the fleshy fruit comes from a big tree called 'Mother Tree'. That tree is located in In a certain valley in the southern rainforest, it is majestic and majestic. Its trunk needs to be embraced by ten people, and its leaves are shining with beautiful green light. The ancestors of witches regarded it as the incarnation of gods when they first discovered it. So they named it The blood of sheep, cows and oneself was used to worship the tree. Then something unexpected happened, the tree grew fruit quickly after being stained with blood."

Speaking of which, the witch's expression became full of awe,

"It is said that it took only 5 minutes for the fruit to bloom, bear fruit, and fall to the ground. Then the fruit cracked, and a monster was born inside. It..." The witch pondered for a while, "It has a human head, a cow's face and horns, It has seven animal legs and a human hand, and there is half a calf on the back; it has four anal openings, which grow on the back, stomach, head and hands; in addition, there are seven eyes , grow in..."

"Please stop talking! Lady Gerrit, it's so scary." Isrit begged.Hearing what she said, Hai Wen hugged her tightly.Then Gellette said: "In fact, I also feel scared. But the ones who are most afraid are not us, but those witches back then. At that time, most witches thought it was a devil's tree and had to be burned. But there was one Wise Witch, her name is Maria Marfa Massente. We all call her Maria Witch, or Maria Witch of Truth."

Maria the Witch of Truth.Haven was surprised to realize that he had heard the name before.The name was in his memory, it was a great witch, also known as the source of wisdom of witches.

"The witch of truth believes that this tree is a great legacy left by the tree spirits of the fourth era. It is a tree that can give birth to life, and she calls it the 'mother tree'. The witch of truth said: 'It is because we used the wrong method that caused It gave birth to monsters.' To prove it, she bit her finger, and then smeared her blood on the tree." Ge Lite imitated the action of the Witch of Truth to bite her finger, "Ah! It hurts." She looked Pointing to the teeth marks on her fingers, she said, it seems that she got into the drama too deeply.

"Then a miraculous thing happened." Gerrit said while shaking her hands, "The mother tree bore fruit, and the fruit fell to the ground, turning into a brand new Maria, the Witch of Truth. Maria Mafa· Macent inspected this 'fruit' himself, and later said that it was exactly the same as himself, and his body was healthier than his own. If there is any difference, it is that this 'fruit' has no soul. It is just a lump of dead flesh."

"What a strange tree." Isrit said, "Is there any use for this thing?"