Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

Looking at the old lady in front of her, Zhe Lite couldn't help but feel sad, how long will she have to wait?Could it be that the world will be destroyed when I realize the spell?

The lunatic furled the sails, the hull sank, and the ark finally sailed from the starting point to the starting point, and the time reincarnated again from twelve o'clock.They returned to the desert at the beginning, Dadaras said: "A new dream has begun - open the hatch!"

Du Ni opened the hatch, and ignorant creatures poured into this dry land.Then everything grows, tall buildings grow, flowers bloom and fall, and the sun and the moon cycle.Gerrit watched everything being born, multiplied, prospered, and destroyed quickly, and felt that she was living in a never-ending nightmare.

The World of Truth, II

The World of Truth, II

This was originally a dream.

When mentioning the dream, Gerrit suddenly had a strange idea, she asked Dadaras: "Three Star Witch, how long have you been here?"

"Based on the time outside, it should have been more than 50 years."

"It's been over 50 years, so what are you doing here? Do you eat, sleep?"

Dadaras looked at her strangely and said, "Why should I eat and sleep in a dream?"

Gerrit snapped her fingers, then made an X with her arms, and said, "That's it! Then you must have never had a dream."

"I..." There was a faint light in Dadaras' eyes, "Gerita, what do you mean by that?" The silver-haired witch walked towards her, her high-heeled shoes hitting the deck with a loud clatter.

Geerette said: "You have turned the world upside down, but you have never seen the dream here—what about you? Which of you three has slept here?"

The lunatic looked at the hag, and the hag looked at Du Ni, Du Ni spread her hands and said, "How can anyone sleep in a dream?"

Gerrita said, "Then why not try?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, at this time Dadaras also snapped his fingers and said, "Good idea! You all lie down, I will give you the magic of dreaming." After saying that, he shook his hands and conjured up a big wooden hammer.

Dunny looked at the hag, the hag looked at the madwoman, and the madwoman looked at Gerrita, and said, "You're a monster, come on your own."

With a stiff smile on Gerrit's face, she said, "Can't we light the fire, spread out the big velvet bed, put on cute little pajamas, drink a glass of milk, light a small candle, and go to sleep happily?" ?” she screamed, “Does it have to be so barbaric!?”

Dadaras looked indifferent, and said: "You can't fall asleep if you are already asleep, so I can only do this."

Du Ni also said: "Give up, Gellette! Even if you can fall asleep, they will give you a little bit. This is the way liberal witches entertain themselves, you know."

Seeing Dadaras approaching her, Zhe Lite sneered, and also conjured up a mallet, saying, "Dadalas, let's cast spells on each other!" She said and raised the mallet.

Dadaras laughed, raised the wooden hammer, and said, "You are really my disciple!"

Then the two chant the mantra in unison:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"boom!"

Geralte's eyes went dark, and she fell into a dream.

After an unknown amount of time, she felt dizzy, and when she opened her eyes again, everything in front of her was different from before.

What she saw was marvelous.

If it were to be described in words, the world was dancing.

If you want to see the scene in front of you clearly, you have to nod along with the rhythm.

The music poured into her mind, and she saw strange phenomena—black land, silver sky, swaying trees, and leaping lakes.

She heard drums, organs, trombones and bagpipes, and metallic sounds.The soprano in the sky is singing, and a man on the ground growls in harmony with her, and the children are singing in the distance, and their voices are flying in the wind.

Everything in the world is swaying to this music. There is a meteor shower in the sky, sometimes bright and sometimes dark, sometimes rare and sometimes dense, all appearing with the music and shining with the beat.The earth rolls like an ocean, and the earth turns waves.The lake erupted and rose and fell with the singing, and the silver halo was reflected on the fountain.

The trees seem to be fighting and dancing, the oak tree twists its waist, the willow tree shakes its head.The cool wind, the flickering light, the soprano voice in the sky is soft and beautiful, and the male voice underground is as wild as a wolf.All the sounds are intertwined and become wonderful music.

The air is also the smell of music, and every pore closes to the beat.This is a concert of nature, a symphony of heaven and earth, and the whole world is a carnival.

"Gerette, you guessed it right, you solved the puzzle!" Dadaras shouted to her, "Teacher Maria must be here!"

"Ah, um..." Zhe Lite looked around in surprise, this wildness and passion made her sigh.If she compares herself to a free-flying bird, then the master here is the ubiquitous air, the clouds in the sky, and the light of the universe.Gerette could only imagine ordinary forests, but this one could make nature dance to her and sing to her.

She seemed to see the true meaning of freedom.

Gerrit asked Dadaras, "Is the Witch of Truth here?"

Dadaras replied: "It's here, it must be here!" The old lady tapped her right foot to the music, "Because what the Witch of Truth loves most is music, and this must be her world."

At this time, Gelieta suddenly saw a fire in the sky.It was a meteor shower, the stars cut through the night sky and fell to the ground.With a bang, it landed at their feet.

The restless voice slowed down and became soothing and freehand.The wild stars emitted a blinding light, and the most twinkling star turned into a figure. The glare was dazzling, and Gerrit couldn't see clearly, but she heard Dadaras's cry: "I finally found you!"

After the light gradually faded, Gerette finally saw the person clearly.

That is the 500-year-old founder of liberal witches, the Witch of Truth, Maria Mafa Macent, one of the ten saints, a person who only appears in legends.Gerette has heard her legends, read her books, and learned her witchcraft, but she doesn't know what she looks like.There are legends

But the gap between legend and reality is always very far.

"Oh, stupid apprentice, I knew you would come, but you came too slowly!" The Witch of Truth said in a haughty voice. At this moment, she raised her head and asked Gerrit, "Huh? Are you coming again?" What is it?"

Gerette looked down at her and said, "I want to ask you again—what are you?"

"Aha?" The girl in the gorgeous robe scratched her head, "What do you think? Huh?"

"I think? I think I'm your old aunt, and Dadaras is your grandma." Gelie said expressionlessly.

Maria Mafa Macente should be 500 years old this year, but it seems that she has extended her life for at least 490 years.

A ten-year-old girl, no more.

The hyacinths were all a head taller than her.

Dadaras said quickly: "Gerita, this is your patriarch, Maria Mafa Macent!"

"Oh, then let me see!" Zhe Lita walked over and lifted the master up, and looked at it carefully.This patriarch is about one meter tall and has wavy hair. She wears a mini robe that symbolizes her status, and a knee-length skirt with lace on the inside. There are some bronzing runes on it; under the skirt are a pair of round-toed leather boots. The flat sole is compact for moving around.

"What are you doing, you traitor who deceived teachers and destroyed ancestors! Ah—!" Maria swung her arms to hit her, but her hands were too short to reach her.

Oh no, our master is so cute!Gerald thought to herself.

world of truth, three

world of truth, three

"You! You big curly-haired witch, what about you!" Maria gave up struggling and looked at Gerrit with a blank expression, "I warn you, I'll count to three, if you don't let go— —”

As soon as Gerrita let go, Maria fell to the ground.

"Ah!" she exclaimed, "if I hadn't seen a living person for many years, I would have turned you into a quail!"

Dadaras quickly helped her up, and then said to Zhe Lite: "Don't be presumptuous, this is really the patriarch of liberalism, Maria Mafa Macent."

Gerrit asked, "Why so small?"

Maria stared at her and replied, "Why are you so big, witch?"

"That's how I grew up."

"Then I grew up to be so small." She proudly puffed out her chest. "Mortals are getting older, and gods are getting smaller and smaller—ah, Dadaras, don't be sad, I'm not targeting you."

Dadaras smiled wryly, "I'm used to it, Master."

Gerette said to her, "Did you become like this in pursuit of immortality?"

"Huh?" Maria put on a contemptuous face, "No, it's because it's fun."

Gerrit asked, "Is it fun being a kid?"

"Can adults be happier than children, huh?" she replied confidently.

Makes sense!Gerrit thought to herself, as expected of the Witch of Truth, I couldn't tell whether she was speaking reason or nonsense!

"Well, you finally came in, follow me to visit my world, music, let's go!" She snapped her fingers.Again the music resounded from the sky and from the earth, this time with a quicker tune and lighter timbre.Maria beckoned, and a black dragon flew down from the sky.The giant dragon landed on the ground lightly like a cat, and then lay down as docilely as a pony.It had a row of seats on the back, and Maria climbed up and sat down in the front one.Zerette and Dadaras also climbed onto the dragon's back.

"What do you want to do? To dance? To sing? To watch festivals? To play cards? To soak in hot springs? To drink? To eat mushrooms? To play hide-and-seek in an old castle? Or to dance goats with goats?"

Gerrit thought to herself: Aren't we here to save the world?Why sing and dance goats...

Ah, I kind of want to jump the goat, she thought, the repertoire of liberal witches: promoting animal rights and harmony with nature—jumping goats with goats and playing goats yourself.

No, no, now is not the time to play!She patted her face to wake herself up.She said to Maria: "Witch of Truth, I—"

Dadaras suddenly asked excitedly: "Can I play anything?"

Maria stood up from her seat, put one foot on the back of the chair, and said, "Yes, my good apprentice! This is the paradise of the Witch of Truth, I have everything you want!" She drilled with her fingertips. own temple, "Get up, liberal! Get up, get up!"

The music became violent, the giant dragon groaned, and the sky and the ground jumped up like eating too many poisonous mushrooms, exuding a psychedelic halo.Dadaras clapped her hands excitedly, and she said loudly: "Then I want three black-skinned elves with big arms and good looks, I, I haven't had sex in 66 years! I want a man! I, need, want, Do, love!"

"Aha!" Maria pointed at Dadaras, showing a playful smile between bad friends, "Dadalas, you old bitch, I know it! I will give you three elves... You eight orcs, hahahahahaha——!"

"Oh, then I need some more toad water, I can't fucking do it!"

"Hahahahahaha! You dried old eggplant, hahahahahahahaha——!"

"Maria, then you are a rotten banana peel, quack quack quack quack quack!"

The two legendary witches burst out laughing while speaking yellow accents, and slapped the chair vigorously. Gerrit watched from the side, looking out of place because they weren't perverted enough.

At this time, the laughter of the two stopped suddenly, and they both looked at Gerrit in unison, and said, "Why don't you laugh?"

Gerrita had never felt so normal before, and she said, "Why am I laughing?"

"Why don't you laugh?" Maria roared.

Gerrit slapped the chair and stood up, "The world is going to be destroyed, how can I laugh? Shouldn't we save the world?"

"Traitor!" Maria shouted at her, "I'm going to teach you a lesson now as the master of liberalism! Listen up!"

She pointed to Gerrit and said: "If you want to do things, you have to get up first! A witch who can't get up can't do anything. Do you know why I was able to defeat the fraudster back then? Because I took eight catties of poison Mushroom, then his fascination won't work, I don't need him to be fascinated, I'm already fascinated enough, I can't understand him! Hahahahaha-! Nemendus, you little bitch , hahahahaha!"

Zhe Lite shouted: "You are so capable, can you hurry back to the real world, everything is messed up there, my grandma!"

Maria said, "I'm throwing a party!"

Dadaras said, "I want the elf's big-cock!"

"You crazy witch!" Gerrit shouted at Dadaras, "You were in the last world before, didn't you seriously want to save the world?"

Dadaras replied: "If you have sex, who cares about it? If everyone can have sex, then there will be no philosophers in the world, understand?"

Zhe Lite was in a hurry, and she scolded: "You sex-starved monkey, why didn't you fuck yourself before a few elves came out to Japan?"

Dadaras said: "If you become an elf and a Japanese, don't you become me-day-myself? You mallet witch! Then I might as well find a pickle! Ah, Mr. Pickle, I want to do it with you -like!"

At this moment Maria hissed at Gerrita, saying, "Hey! You church grandma!"

Then the two booed and scolded her:

"You party monster!"

“Cold shaved ice!”

“Stir-Fried Shiitake Mushrooms!”

"Academic witch!"

"Wait a minute, are you talking about an academic witch? Dadaras, you call her an academic witch? Hahahahahahahaha... Cough, cough, cough..." Maria laughed until she got angry, and then continued to laugh! "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Academic witches! Academic witches!" The liberal patriarch and spiritual leader danced, clapped their hands, and grimaced.Geralte finally couldn't bear it anymore, and she shouted:

"If you really want to do that!"

She takes a deep breath.

"Then I want seven blue mushrooms, four flower mushrooms, three bottles of sheep's head wine, and a band for me. I also want a full set of massage and spa treatments, a whole sheep banquet in the Western Regions, and a three-month-old lela cat. These two little bitches! This is what you said, if you don’t satisfy me, no one will think about it today! Ah! Do you understand?”

The two witches smiled at each other.

"This is my good apprentice!"

"Good apprentice, good apprentice! Hahahahaha! Good apprentice of the liberals!"

The dragon landed in front of a brightly lit amusement park, the music thumped and the rhythm thumped.The three witches walked in, shoulder to shoulder, and Gerritta said:

"Let the world be destroyed, whoever you love! We're going to be so high today, hahahahahahahaha——!"