Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

Ba Gu was dumbfounded, so he asked him: "Then you can directly deduct it from the commission..." Having said this, Ba Gu slapped his face and thought to himself: Damn it, the commission is shit!I told him to lure him into a pit, and if I received the commission, I would really become a mercenary.

"The commission is tomorrow's money, and what you have to pay is the current money. Shamin only spends yesterday's and present's money, not tomorrow's money."

Ba Gu thought in his heart: I can't really kill him with a knife. If I kill him, who will beat the northerners for me?Fuck, where did Lan Chu find allies?Where is such an old man like an iron bolt.

Ba Gu had no choice but to pull out the Sighing Sword and said, "Keep it for me, and I will redeem it tomorrow."

Sand Scorpion took the sword with both hands and asked someone to wrap it in white gauze.He said: "I am the king of a country, I will not neglect this item."

If Lan Chu hadn't said that he wanted to cooperate with this guy, I would have slapped his face crookedly, I thought to myself.

"Fox, take the king of the Gulf to rest at the camp." Sand Scorpion ordered.

"Yes, Your Majesty," said one of his Wardens.

Ba Gu had no choice but to lead someone to that "fox" and leave.He was originally in a good mood to kill and kill, but now he is full of anger.Are you not an ally?It is equivalent to me rebelling, and he also wants to rebel, and we are in the same boat.

This fucking little king is also unlucky--Sand Scorpion, Florus, and me, the three urging ghosts want his dog's life.

But having said that, two hundred gold coins to buy the Sighing Sword?It's damn cheap, right?If Bean Lastor knew about the sword and sold it for two hundred gold, wouldn't the old duke come back alive?

Bagu thought wildly, and followed the "fox" to a tent outside.

Sand Scorpion gave him sixteen tents, some of which were vacated by the Sand Scorpion army, and many of them died, so the tents were naturally empty.Still others are being built.

Ba Gu thought in his heart: Sand Scorpion is too disciplined, so disciplined to the point of sickness.But doing business with this kind of person is also good. The agreement will not change, and I will definitely do things for you after receiving the money.

Forget it, anyway, I will be an enemy in the future, what kind of shit emperor!Sooner or later you will die by my sword.

He let the wounded into the tent first, and then settled the others.The horses will be handed over to Sand Scorpion's people first, and the bony horses will be marked, so they won't be messed up.Moreover, Sand Scorpion's military camp is the most orderly he has ever seen, neat and orderly, clean and quiet, even Bagu's own military camp can't compare.

He was also exhausted, so he found a place to sit down.At this time, the wound on his body began to hurt, and he realized that it was time to treat the wound.So he shouted: "Come here, get me some..." He thought for a while, "Buy me some wine!"

His personal soldiers went to do it immediately, and the man came back not long after, and said to Ba Gu: "Your Majesty, they have no wine."

Ba Gu asked: "What? Call their quartermaster!"

The quartermaster was at the door, and when he heard this, he walked in. The man saluted Bugu and said, "Your Majesty the King of the Gulf, we really don't have any wine."

Ba Gu's eyes widened, and he said, "A hundred thousand rough guys don't even have a bottle of wine?"

The quartermaster replied: "Alcohol is an evil thing, and Sha people don't drink."

Bugu said: "There must be one or two drunks, right? Go find me!"

The quartermaster said: "Drinkers in the army will be beaten with fifty sticks."

Ba Gu cursed in a low voice, slapped his thigh, and said: "Someone in the army has to hide something. You, a quartermaster, don't you know? Come on, come on, I know that you people don't have money and don't do things! Which pocket has money? Yeah, bribe him, fuck it!"

Ba Gu's subordinates hurriedly pulled out their pockets, collected a handful of gold coins and silver coins, and handed them to the quartermaster.But the quartermaster refused to answer, saying: "The army checks the bed every day. Soldiers are not allowed to bring personal belongings. If found, they will be handed over, and the contraband will be destroyed on the spot. Violators will be given fifty military sticks, and those in the same team will be fined even sitting down. The army strictly prohibits Bribes, those who give bribes will beheaded, and those who receive bribes will have their arms cut off. Your Majesty the King of the Gulf, I have to report to the king about your bribe to me, please forgive me."

Ba Gu smiled and said, "You can sue and let him cut off my head."

"Farewell." The man saluted and left.

Ba's fist smashed the shield in his hand, and he thought to himself: These idiots!I finished fighting the northern border, and you are next!

He asked someone to boil water, light a fire, and get some salt and vinegar.These things are available at Huotoubing, but they are all brought here.Then he washed his body with salt and vinegar, and after washing he had an iron rod put into the fire and burnt.When the burn was almost over, he took out the household item and pressed it on the wound.

With a hiss, smoke came out of the skin.The soldiers were all watching, and Bagu was too embarrassed to cry out in pain.But he could really bear the pain.

The fire can dispel evil spirits and prevent wounds from festering. This is what he has read from ancient books, and he has always believed in it.

After scalding the wound, he applied some herbs that Lan Zuo had given him.

While applying the medicine, he took out the soul stone again.Well, green, everything is fine.

That night, Bagu scrubbed his body, had a good rest, and asked his clothes and armor to be steamed in a pot.The soldiers under him also rested and ate hot food to refresh themselves.Meanwhile, Sandscorpion's army prepares to attack the castle.People are assembling and moving siege machines.

Catapults, rush cars, flying ladders, ballistas, and claws that people in the Western Regions are good at using.

Ba Gu took out his big bow. Before going to bed, he tightened the bowstring and flicked it with his hands to make sure that the baby was fine.Touching the bow, he said to himself, "I'll see you tomorrow."

In the early morning of the next day, bugles sounded and war drums rumbled.The people of the Western Regions pushed the highest sky to come under the castle.Ba Gu followed on horseback, he thought to himself: This time I will be a spectator first, to see what you can do.

Bullland stood on the city wall with bandages wrapped around his shoulders, and the mountain men bent their bows and set arrows, aiming at the army below.The sand scorpion raised its hand, and the supreme sky called the raging fire to ignite.

Ba Gu suddenly lost interest in this battle, and he took out the soul stone to look at it again.

oh green.

If I had known it was fine, I should have brought Lan Zuo, he thought to himself.

Chapter 25: Mad King vs. Mad King, a

Chapter 25: Mad King vs. Mad King, a

The little king hardly slept a wink these three days.

He dispersed everyone in the castle hall and paced in front of the throne himself.Anxiety, fear and anger surround him like three demons, devouring him, eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

Twenty-four hours had passed since Fort Sword and Shield asked him to send reinforcements.Can Bullland hold on?he does not know.Bullland has 24 people, and the Sand Scorpion has an army of 8; Bullland has a castle, but the Sand Scorpion is attacking suddenly. If Bullland is breached, the castle will become an iron prison.

The little king didn't dare to send troops to reinforce him, because he didn't know the movements of the Gulf people.There has been no news of the Great Knights Association and the Northern Guards for the past few days. The devil, Bagu Kahn, is between Eagle Head City and the Northern Guards.If Caide sends troops to reinforce Sword and Shield Castle, what will Eagle Head City do?Wolf City is already in crisis. If Eagle Head City is lost again, it will be over.

A lot of soldiers from Eagle Head City have been dispatched, and the 10 people defending the city are all the little king's cronies, and they are all soldiers from the family. If they are transferred to reinforce Sword and Shield Castle, then there will be no one in Eagle Head City.If they really wanted to reinforce Castle Sword and Shield, they would need at least 5 soldiers, and Sand Scorpion's soldiers were all the best of the best, so 5 might not be enough.

Wolf City is also asking for help, and the little king doesn't have any soldiers to give them.He can only look forward to the Klaus family's own vassal and Qin King's savior. Although doing so is a great challenge to his authority as a king, he can't control so much at this juncture.

He needed new information, and with that in mind, he climbed up the Pigeon Tower.

As soon as I went up, there were homing pigeons flying outside the west window.When the pigeons approached, he grabbed the pigeons.This grasping touched a handful of mucus.He looked at it and was startled.

Why is there blood on this pigeon?

This is not auspicious.

The letter was from Bullland, on two sheets of paper.

He hastily opened the letter. There were not many words in the letter, that is to say: the outer city has been broken, and Grand Duke Bullland defended Castle Sword and Shield, vowing to live and die with the castle.The sand scorpion is attacking with all its strength, and there is no one to protect its back. Your Majesty, please send troops to reinforce Sword and Shield Castle quickly.Otherwise, once Sword and Shield Fort is broken, the army of the Western Regions will drive straight in, and it will be difficult to survive in the Northern Territory.

This is indeed Bullland's handwriting, with handprints and magic branding on it.The little king was sure it was the Duke's own handwriting.

But I don't know the position of Bow Kahn, and I can't help you, my good duke.

Cade scratched his head anxiously, at this moment, the terrifying face of Ba Gu appeared in his mind.The God of War's gaze had been imprinted in his heart, making him fear all the time.

Kaide thought to himself: Bagu Kahn descended from the gods, and he is invincible in land battles.The two great generals in the northern region, Hassan Heron and Bean the White Bear, were all cut off by him without any effort. If my reinforcements were intercepted by him outside, they would definitely be defeated.I can only rely on the city to fight him.

After reading the first letter, he read the second letter.The letter said: Your Majesty, I have a spy beside Sand Scorpion. The information reported by this person told the reason for Sand Scorpion's rebellion: It is said that the prime minister at that time, Chloe Tally, was bewitched by lies, saying that the person who killed the Son of God was the North. The king of the border.Your Majesty, the prime minister has betrayed you, please be careful of the remnants of Kloin and drive them all out.

"Fuck you." The little king unwrapped those lumps, thought about them, and unfolded them again. He read them again, and read them word by word. group.It took three times in a row before he threw the letter into the brazier.

Chloe Tally, my prime minister, how could he betray me?No one in the empire is more loyal than him!I even thought about giving up my seat, making him the regent, and letting him completely manage the country!

why?

Could it be that Bullland lied to me?

But the duke, who is about to die, why would you lie to me about this kind of thing?This doesn't make sense either!

I'm going to fuck you!Who is lying?No one is lying, everything is true, I can't figure it out!

Am I crazy?

The little king sat down beside the pigeon coop, his yellow robe was covered with pigeon droppings and feathers.

"How could Master Kloin betray me?" He murmured, "How could he even betray me? Then who else can I trust in this castle?"

noble?knight?Mage?Or my blood relatives?Who can believe it?

Neither!His teeth trembled, his pupils shrank, and from the moment he sat on the throne, everyone was plotting against me!everyone!Nobles, officials, knights, mages, blood relatives, servants, people, my chair, my horse, my palace...they're all plotting against me!

This day, this land, this wind, this rain, and this damn spring!They are all against me!

When I become a king, I have to stand on the opposite side of the world, and when I sit on the imperial chair, I go to the other side of the world.I shouldn't have trusted anyone in the first place, I should have hanged these scumbags!

"I'll hang them all!" roared the king.

The birds in the pigeon cage were startled, and flew away, leaving feathers all over the ground-the birds flew eggs and the ground was a mess, this scene was just like his kingdom.

The mad king, covered in bird feces, came out of the cage, and now he was going to kill.

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The castle cannot be conquered in a day, logically speaking, there is no rush.Bow Kahn is brave, but he also knows how to proceed step by step.

However, the sand scorpion is too in a hurry!

The Sand Scorpion ordered the troops to station outside the outer city wall, using the city wall as a cover to avoid the castle's long-range attack, and then ordered the catapults to slowly bombard the castle.However, Sand Scorpion's catapults didn't bring much, and they weren't very powerful. After a day of smashing, the castle didn't see any damage.

He didn't let the soldiers get close to the castle, and he didn't let the warriors attack the city gate, and he didn't need to rush the chariot and bed crossbow, just wasted.

When will this call be made?When he takes down the city, it won't be winter anymore?

My army is all behind!Lan Zuo and the others have to face the Northern Guards and the Great Knights, this damn... I'm not here, can they do it?

He took out the soul stone and took a look, um, green.

Otherwise, I don't care about the Scorpion Emperor, go back and help.

What Ke Lanzhu meant was to ask me to help him take down Sword and Shield Fort, and then use Sword and Shield Fort as a springboard to attack Eagle Head City. If I go back like this, wouldn't I have failed him?He told me that this battle advances and retreats together, and lives and dies together. If I act recklessly, I may kill him.

Ba Gu sighed, and thought to himself: If the city is not broken within three days, I will personally go to battle, break down the city gate, and kill the king of the mountain!

He put the soul stone into his arms, touched the big bow on his back, and said to himself: "Honey, wait for another three days, and then I will let you have a good shot."

mad king vs mad king, two

mad king vs mad king, two

At night, the castle hall is brightly lit.

Cade Heworth sat on the throne, and the seven Royal Guards and three royal warriors, five on each side, stood below him.

Further down, there are many officers.The king recruited all the city guards and generals to his castle hall, and he wanted to check the details of these people one by one.

The king glanced down, no one looked up, all of them had sullen faces and hunched their backs.

"Whose family is not in the city?" asked the king.

Everyone looked at each other, and a young officer said: "My father is in the south and has never been to the north." Another man with brown hair said: "My wife and son are at Longyi Pass."

"Come out," said the king.

The two people didn't know why, so they stood up.

The king continued to ask: "Who has a criminal record?" This time three more people answered, one was accused of rape, but was released on bail, and then reconciled with the victim; the other two were drunk and fought .

"Come out," said the king.

The king continued to ask: "Who has an unhealthy life style, gambling and lust? Come out automatically." This time twelve people came.

The king asked: "Who's ancestral home is not in the north? Come out." Seven more people came out.

The king looked at them and said, "Is no one lying?"

I don't know if anyone lied, but no one answered anyway.

"Sir!" cried the king.

"Yes, Your Majesty!" The old butler came over.

"Go and check the details of these people for me. If anyone is wrong or lies, they will be punished as the crime of deceiving the king."

Bullying the king is the death penalty everywhere.

After he said this, five people immediately stood up.The king nodded and said, "Come out now, and I will absolve you of the crime of deceiving the king."

Two more people came out.

The king nodded and said: "Those who come out first will be temporarily stripped of their official positions and placed under house arrest in the palace; those who come out later will be sent directly to the prison. If there is any discrepancy, they will be hanged immediately."

The steward was so frightened that he trembled all over, he quickly said: "Yes, Your Majesty!"

A courageous man shouted: "Your Majesty, I did not commit a crime! Why should I be punished?"

The king looked at the fellow, who had a rough, simple face, with whiskers, and a wide forehead and big eyes.The king said to him, "This is for the defense of our country, soldier."

The man said: "Lock us all up, who will guard the city and who will defend the country?"