Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

"Cade Heworth." He called the previous king's name directly, "I don't intend to kill you, I want to keep you to witness history. Are you willing?"

Cade said, "Fuck you."

Bagu sneered, and said, "This is your chance to survive, Heworth. I will make you a historian, and you can write down everything that happened this year for me."

"You might as well make me a king, fuck you."

Ba Gu put away his smile, stood up, and walked in front of Cade.

"King?" Bagu stared at him like a bear staring at a rabbit, "You have been a king. You have owned the northern border for nearly 20 years. This result. Everything today is your fault."

"Bagu Kahn, I didn't expect you to talk so much nonsense." The old king laughed a few times, "I thought you would directly smash my head."

Bugu said: "The overlord conquers everything, the body must be conquered, and the spirit must also be conquered. I want you to accept me as the king willingly. You must know that you are not worthy of being a king. You have not cherished the gift that God gave you, Cade. "

Cade asked him, "What has God given me?"

Bugu said: "God gave you the throne and the castle, as well as the blood of the royal family, and maybe a little cleverness."

Cade looked at him like a fool and said, "So I'm going to be king?"

Ba Gu asked: "Otherwise?"

Cade said: "Bagu Kahn, you think that everyone wants to be a king, you think everyone is like you, no, you are wrong. Let me ask you, why do cows produce milk?"

Ba Gu replied: "Let people have milk to drink."

Cade said, "No, it produces milk to feed its calves, and we force it to produce milk for us—where do chickens lay eggs?"

Ba Gu smiled and said, "Of course it is to produce eggs for us."

"That's his baby—well, pigs grow fat, and for what?"

Bagu laughed and said: "That stupid pig was born to be slaughtered for me, the meat is for my belly!"

Cade shook his head. He stared at the supreme overlord and said, "Could it be that the milk produced by milk is for people to drink? The hen lays eggs just to fry eggs for you? The fat of pigs is for people to slaughter." ? Horses run fast, so they are ridden by others? Is it because the fish grows fishbone just to get stuck in your throat?"

He roared angrily: "I was born in this fucking position, do I have to be this king?"

Ba Gu glared at him angrily, and said, "I've never heard of such fallacies! Mad King, your soul is lower than a beast!"

"I'm not a fucking king! I'm an animal in a fence! I just want to eat grass, drink water, sleep, and mate, but you make me king!"

Bugu looked at him indifferently, and said, "Cade Heworth, you humble little king, I've changed my mind—you don't deserve to live in this world."

The Mad King sneered disdainfully, and said: "Bug Kahn, great overlord, one day you will find that this world does not revolve around you."

"I'm waiting for that day." After saying that, Ba Gu crushed his head with one foot.

After killing the old king, Ba Gu decided to fulfill his promise.

He will execute all the blood of the old king, and then fuck all the women of the old king.

He first ordered that all members of the Heworth family should be found and executed, but this order was not fulfilled.

It turned out that only the Mad King was left in the Heworth family.The former Heworth family members either died in battle or were executed by the Mad King, and now their bloodlines are completely severed.

Then he ordered to bring all the mad king's women, and he wanted to pamper these lovely girls.

However, this order was not fulfilled.

His people went to Tianhu's bedroom and reported to him after returning:

"Your Majesty, Cade Heworth's 24 concubines all committed suicide."

Overlord nodded and said: "These women are a bit bloody, but it's a pity that they followed a man of no kind. Pass my order to bury these concubines generously, and then erect a stone tablet for them in Tianhu to commemorate their loyalty and dedication." courage."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"Oh, and set up another monument next to it. This monument is placed upside down. On it, it is written: Cade, the mad king, has no descendants and no eggs. One is called the 'Monument of Loyalty and Chastity', and the other is called the 'Monument of Eggless'."

"Yes."

On the first day, Bugu arranged things, and then he invited Lan Zuo and Kilps to visit the city together.The captain wanted to arrange his ship, so he declined Ba Gu's proposal.Ba Gu took Lan Zuo, and the two went out for a tour.

Eagle Head City is at least five times larger than Sands Castle. It is built on the hillside and is magnificent, worthy of the capital of an empire.As he walked, Bugu planned the construction of the city—here are shops, here are residential areas, here is a monument to heroes, here is a hospital...

Lan Que's eyes were wrapped with black cloth, but with a comfortable smile on his face, he silently listened to him talking about these things.

The city is now in dilapidated condition, and soldiers are collecting labor to clean up the buildings and streets of the city.Groups of soldiers from the northern border were escorted into prisons, awaiting further trials.Bugu intends to keep the elite troops like paladins. They have no damage and are self-contained. If they can get their allegiance, then Bugu will have another strength.

The city was very chaotic, so the two walked for a while and came to the city wall.Here you can look up to the towering Eagle Head City and the plains in the distance.Lan Zuo took a deep breath and said, "Finally we've reached this point."

Bagu said, "Yes, it's finally here."

"But this is just the beginning, Your Majesty." Lan Zuo looked into the distance and murmured, "I don't know if she can see all this."

The corners of Lan Chu's mouth raised slightly, showing a high-spirited look, which Bagu rarely saw him.

"Yes, there are still many lands waiting for me to conquer. The Valley, the Sea God Cult, the Bayland Rebellion, the Southern Rainforest, the Remnants of the Northern Territory, and the fucking Sand Scorpion! Lan Zuo, which one do you think we should kill first?"

Lan Zuo shook his head at him and said, "Your Majesty, you are the king of the world, so you should pay attention to this world now."

"What do you mean by that?"

Lan Zuo said: "Listen to me, Your Majesty. My teacher Dadaras told me the truth of the world, and also told me some legends about the three great demon kings and the three traversers."

"what happened?"

"Let me make a long story short. There are three demon kings and three alien souls in this world. These six creatures are destroying the order of the world. Only by killing him can the world restore its original appearance. Otherwise, the world lock experiment will fail. , our world will also face extinction."

Ba Gu seemed to understand, he asked: "You want me to send troops to fight these guys? Where are they?"

"Their whereabouts are uncertain, and they are very secretive. However, I found one before-by the way, Your Majesty, do you know where our muskets and cannons come from?"

Ba Gu frowned and asked, "Didn't you buy it from the underground people?"

Lan Chu shook his head and said, "No, Your Majesty, I snatched this."

Ba Gu asked him, "What do you mean?"

Lan Zuo said: "Now there are many organizations looking for demon kings and traversers, such as Vulcan Cult, such as Dalakasha's Ancient God Cult... Ah, let's not talk about this, Your Majesty, let me tell you, I have already found one The time traveler, and killed him."

Ba Gu asked him: "What's going on? Tell me from the beginning."

Lan Zuo said: "A witch gave me a piece of information, saying that there was a young jazz in the dungeon, who was proficient in mechanical technology and created many strange machines. Later, I sent someone to investigate.

"It is said that he was a blacksmith's employee at the beginning, so to speak, the lowest level of people. Then somehow, he began to become smart, wise, brave, and cunning... He made a fortune by selling exquisite handicrafts, and then entered the The underground people's political arena has gradually become a first-class jazz."

Ba Gu said: "A great man."

Lan Zuo said: "But this does not conform to common sense - where did his technology come from? Did he come up with it himself? I saw his technology. These things are beyond this era. Even I can't figure it out. Your Majesty He's just an apprentice, before that he didn't know how to sew the sole of a shoe! There's a problem.

"I continued to investigate him, and I found that he was using a special language. I sent someone to copy his notes, and asked more than a dozen experts to identify it. I am sure that this language does not exist in this world.

"This alien demon has been living underground for more than 20 years. He has changed from a debtor to one of the most powerful people in the dungeon. He is proficient in mechanical design and has knowledge beyond the times in his mind. The productivity of the underground people has risen to a terrible level. He is good at using steam to drive machines. When I sent people to kill him, he even wanted to make steam carriages. Your Majesty, if you let him continue to do this, then the underground people will Start a technological revolution."

Bugu said: "So you killed him? I want to ask you, what about his technical heritage?"

"Accept all orders, Your Majesty." Lan Zuo said with a smile.

"Little bastard, you are really wicked."

Lan Zuo spread his hands and said, "I sent someone to kill him, and then took away all the technology that could be taken away, and then set fire to his laboratory. As for the experimental products in his castle, I also called People bought it at a high price. I will not leave any seeds to the underground people. We must monopolize this kind of technology. Your Majesty, the lava cannon and the thousand guns are also from his hand."

Ba Gu thought for a while and said, "Lan Chu, if it were me, I would recruit him. This is a rare talent. My empire needs talents."

Lan Zuo shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, his technology is beyond my knowledge, even far beyond this era. I won't recruit a person I can't understand. What's more, he has great ambitions." , He wants to come out of the ground and become a king with muskets and cannons. This kind of person can't be recruited, he can only be killed.

"The most frightening thing is that his weapon is too powerful. Once it is popularized, a little girl can kill a knight by moving her finger. Isn't our army worthless at that time? Now that the war has not been settled, we There can be no further incidents."

Bagu touched his chin while walking on the city wall, and said: "Then we can also build this kind of army. Damn it, you can kill people with your fingertips. I will take 1 guns and cannons to fight. How powerful is this?"

Lan Zuo smiled disdainfully, and said, "Do you think I'm not doing it? My people are already studying those blueprints."

Bagu froze for a moment, and said, "Where is it?"

"On that little island that no one knows about."

"Hahahaha, little bastard, you are too cunning!"

"The Eagle Head City naval battle was the first test of this weapon. I kept the technology and blueprints, and I transferred them to Murloc Island. We must monopolize these things! If we can't monopolize them, we must block them and suppress them."

Lan Zuo opened his arms and said like a poet, "If anyone in this world wants to lead the trend, it must be us! Your Majesty, we have conquered the present, and we will also conquer the future."

The two laughed loudly, and Ba Gu thought in his heart: With these things, I am like a tiger with wings added.God of War with cannon, invincible in the world!

They strolled on the city wall, and Ba Gu continued to tell Lan Zuo his vision, such as when to attack the Western Regions, when to suppress the rebellion, and when to build a new city... Lan Zuo listened a lot as before and talked less, but Every time he speaks, he can grasp the key points, and he can always speak from the bottom of his heart.

After walking for a while, Lan Zuo suddenly said: "Your Majesty, I'm a little thirsty, let's go back."

"Well, good." Ba Gu nodded.

The two walked down the city wall. This section of steps was a simple wooden ladder. The road was very narrow, and Ba Gu was too big, so he walked ahead and led the way for Lan Zuo.Lan Zuo followed behind him and walked down the stairs cautiously.

But in the middle of the walk, Bagu suddenly heard a strange voice.Then, his heart tightened suddenly, and he shouted almost instinctively: "Lan Chu be careful!"

late.

The flying arrow pierced into the prime minister's chest, Lan Zuo let out a muffled snort, and fell down the stairs like fallen leaves in the autumn wind, and fell to the ground.

Ba Gu was dumbfounded, he saw a black shadow running across the city wall, but he forgot to chase after it.At this time, he heard Lan Zuo's painful groan, and he jumped directly off the city wall.

He knelt beside Lan Zuo on one knee, looking at his prime minister.

There was an arrow stuck in the middle of Lan Chu's chest, it was the arrow of a crossbow arrow, which almost pierced his body.The barbed arrows got stuck in the flesh and pierced into the lungs, and they couldn't be pulled out at all.

Blood gushed from his mouth and nose, and the prime minister's mouth opened and closed, unable to speak.

The city immediately became chaotic, the soldiers were running to arrest the murderer, some were calling for a doctor, some were cursing... But all these voices could not be heard.

All he could hear was Lan Zuo's breathing.

"Lan Zuo, hold on, this is just a minor injury, I suffer from this kind of injury every day, and it will recover soon." He gently placed his hand on Lan Zuo's chest.The palms are slippery.God, how did he bleed so much?This...he might...maybe die.

"Your Majesty, I don't have much time, listen to me..." Lan Zuo grabbed his arm.

Ba Gu gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up! You still have plenty of time! You can save these words for Sand Castle, for Evernight City, and when we conquer other lands!"

But Lan Zuo continued: "Just now I wanted to understand the secrets of this world, Your Majesty, this is the last time I will be loyal to you, please listen carefully!"

"Okay, I'll listen." Bugu said.

"World lock..." Lan Xi panted, blood foaming from his mouth and nose, his face turned black and blue, "It... is the root of the mass extinction, it is... conducting experiments. When the world does not meet the expectations of the experiment, It... will... destroy the world...

"The demon kings are destroying history...they don't want to see...the evolution of civilization, so the world lock experiment will fail...and then the catastrophe will come.

"Support this empire! Your Majesty, from today onwards, you are the backbone of the entire world. As long as you can shoulder this country, the world will be safe.

Ba Gu cried, and he asked Lan Chu: "How long will I have to bear it?"

"Always...always..." Lan Zuo spit out a mouthful of blood foam again, "until...the world lock...satisfied...just..."

"Always be the king, let civilization move forward, don't let history be cut off here... In this way... the world-locked... experiment... will be successful, and the mass extinction... will not come..." Lan Zuo's voice gradually weakened.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand!"

"You don't need to understand, just listen to me and do it!" Lan Yu grabbed Bagu's arm with his last strength, tears welled up in his eyes, "Your Majesty the kind and kind king, I beg you, listen to me...

"I will, I will always be the king! I will conquer the world, no one will defeat me, no one will defeat our country! But..." Ba Gu also cried, "But the king needs a prime minister ! Lan Zuo!"

"The rest is up to you, my... His Majesty the King."

Lan Chu died.

"Lan Chu?" Ba Gu shook Lan Chu's body, "Little bastard? What's wrong with you? It's just a small injury, you... what's wrong with you? You..."

Blood flowed from the corpse, and Ba Gu's knees were already wet with Lan Zuo's blood.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

At this moment, almost the whole world heard the Overlord's roar.

"Find me the murderer! I will eat him raw, and eat every piece of his flesh!"

His soldiers came to answer him, saying: "Sire, we have lost the murderer, who may be hiding in--"

Ba Gu punched the soldier's head, and the brains splashed out.

"You don't need to look for it, just slaughter the city for me."

Ba Gu stood up holding Lan Zuo's body, his shirt was covered in blood.

"Massacre, massacre! I want everyone to be buried with me!"

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