I like witches but I am chased by monsters

"I was still sleeping during the Tang Dynasty, what can I do.

Also, how do you know that you learned it last semester, it's obviously not what's in the textbook. "Aikawa Yusheng, who was exposed, was not embarrassed, and asked very naturally.

"The Chinese teacher in our two classes is alone, and we will also have the homework assigned for you. Do you want me to help you recall the time when you assigned this homework?"

With pitiful eyes, Kamisakura Sokaze was looking at the idiot.

"I don't think it's necessary." Aikawa Yusheng waved his hand with a smile.

Because of the conversation, the originally slow speed became even slower. Gudong couldn't bear it anymore, and trotted back again, first circled the two of them three times, and finally prostrated himself facing Aichuan Yusheng—barking in a low voice.

"You are lucky that you are the mother, Fengkong, otherwise I will secretly cut your balls behind your master's back." Facing Gudong's 'threat', Aichuan Yusheng sneered.

As if he understood Aikawa Yusheng's words—at least he understood the threatening tone, Gudong yelled a few more times, rushed forward, and launched an attack aiming at his shoes.

"I've been prepared for a long time, Xiao Xiaofengkong is still playing the ax in front of me." With a small jump, Aichuan Yusheng easily avoided Gudong's attack, and his expression was even more disdainful.

"Wow!" Gu Dong shouted, wagging his tail in anger.

"It scolded me for being so unqualified, so you taught it like this? You don't care?" Aichuan Yusheng suddenly turned his face, pointed at the puppy with one hand, and said angrily.

Sakura Sora, who likes to watch Aikawa Yusheng interact with Gudong, just finds it a little funny, and ignores the fact that his name is Gudong Fengkong. The corners of his mouth evoked a charming arc, and his voice was as clean and pure as flowing water:

"You understand?"

"Although it's my guess, but I guess from the tone of voice, it's definitely right to scold me." The boy said very firmly.

"Gudong wouldn't do that," Miss Miko said afterwards, her voice abruptly becoming a little gentle: "Student Aikawa, you are a hopelessly disgusting scum."

"?"

Aikawa Yusheng had a puzzled expression.

"What did I do? Why did you suddenly scold me?"

"It's unreasonable to speculate on the content from the tone, I just want to prove it." No longer gentle, Miss Miko said calmly.

Aichuan Yusheng's face was full of black lines: "No, my dear Miss Miko, if you want to verify this sentence, you should at least praise me with a voice that turns from embarrassment into anger?"

"Sorry, I don't have the emotion of turning embarrassment into anger." Kamiying Kongfeng said as he curled up the long hair on his shoulders with his fingertips.

"It's hopeless. Do you know why more and more people don't want to be teachers in this era? In the early days, teachers were still a very honorable and high-status position. How is it like now? It's basically no different from ordinary jobs. .It is even a job that some people would not even want to do!"

Aikawa Yusheng was heartbroken, with a sad expression:

"It's because there are more parents like you, doting on children unscrupulously, and the teacher can't control the children at all.

Originally, I was amazed by the bones of this clown dog. Maybe he might have a chance to be the mother prime minister in the future, but now it will definitely not work. It is all your fault. "

"Gudong doesn't need to be the prime minister, it will be very hard, it can do what it likes." With a smiling face and tenderness in the corners of his eyes, when Miss Miko said this, she really had a bit of a mother's charm.

I have the appearance of a hero!

"It's really hopeless." This was her rare gesture, different from the usual coldness, Aichuan Yusheng looked at it for a few more seconds before spreading his hands with a smile.

A certain puppy who has a chance to become the prime minister of an island country in the eyes of others, looked at the two people who were walking forward while chatting—especially Aikawa Yusheng, who was still arguing with him just now, and suddenly realized something: I was ignored again.

Although his master did not have the emotion of becoming angry from embarrassment, he did.

A phase rushed, aiming at Aikawa Yusheng's shoelaces, while he was concentrating on chatting with his mother, Gudong launched a new attack.

"Okay, let's just agree that it's unreasonable to speculate on your tone of voice, but do you think it's reasonable to speculate on the content from your behavior now?

It must have been scolding me just now. "

Pointing to Gudong who was biting his shoelace and tearing it apart, Aikawa Yusheng looked at Sakura Sora Kaze, and asked with a look of "do you have anything to say?", evoking a non-smiling smile.

The vast blue sky, sparse houses, and even a family with a faint...

——Maybe because of a guilty conscience, or because there is really no way to defend Gudong, Kamisakura Kongfeng looked into the distance again, even though Aikawa Yusheng next to him made a real laugh, he didn't look back.

Pulling Gu Dong apart, instead of re-tying it, he directly stuffed the shoelaces into the shoe, Ai Chuan Yusheng said provocatively: "I think you can bite like this."

"Gudong." The cold voice said, the little dog who was planning to continue the 'fight' immediately poked his eyes out of Aikawa Yusheng's shoes, and looked at Kami Sakurakokaze suspiciously.

Miss Miko took out the Frisbee from the bag in her hand, and Gudong's tail swayed instantly like the tail of a helicopter.

"Go." On both sides of the road are Tianlong, I chose a relatively gentle slope, and the wind from Shangyingkong gently threw the Frisbee out, a perfect curve.

"Wang!" Excitedly shouted, Gu Dong followed the direction of the frisbee and ran away.

"You can tie your shoelaces now." Miss Miko looked at Aikawa Yusheng.

"I'm too lazy to tie it, it doesn't matter." Shaking his head, Aikawa Yusheng said indifferently.

Gu Dong, who came back with the Frisbee in his mouth, handed the Frisbee back to Kami Sakura Sorafuze, then ran to Aikawa Yusheng's shoes and walked around. After finding that there was no chance, he returned to the owner's side and waited for her Throw the Frisbee again.

"Look, I have foresight, right?" Aikawa Yusheng blinked with a smile, "I told you, it's cheap."

"Don't scold such ugly words, Gudong is just being naughty." Like all parents who dote on their children, Miss Miko used naughtiness to cover it up.

I'm really worried about how Shangying Kongfeng's real child will be pampered in the future. As a friend of Miss Miko, I have to strictly discipline him or her!

By the way, if it is a child with a monster, should it be used to describe it?

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"Do you have cardboard?" Gu Dong ran to the distance again, and Aikawa Yusheng, who had just sat down, suddenly asked.

"No."

In fact, going out this time did not have a great purpose, it was more like a aimless walk. At this moment, the two of them were already sitting in the shade of a wide tree, on the picnic mat brought out by Yusheng Aikawa.

Next to it is a shallow stream, which is different from the tragedy of the unnamed ditch in Tokyo. The pure natural stream here does not seem to have been polluted by any modernization.

"It's a pity." Aichuan Yusheng said after looking through the things he brought, but there was nothing there.

Do you want to go back and tear up a few sheets?

Not referring to returning to the hotel, but referring to the telephone poles on the road just passing by. There were advertisements such as "a lot of money for a child" and "on-site massage".

Looking at it this way, it is a false advertisement. Not only is it not illegal to tear it up, but it also maintains the appearance of Saitama City, right?

"What do you want this for?" Shangying Kongfeng asked.

"You know how to pop out a long hair jam and have it fly back in the air?"

Miss Miko shook her head, which gave Aikawa Yusheng a great sense of accomplishment.

Picking up the leaves around him as a demonstration, Aikawa Yusheng's index finger was under the leaf, and his thumb and middle finger were on top. With a little force, the leaf deformed and became a 'w' shape.

With a flick of Aikawa Yusheng's finger, the blades circled and flew obliquely upwards. After spinning a few times and reaching the highest point, they also circled back to Aikawa Yusheng's hand.

"If it is made of hard cardboard, it can fly higher and farther." Aikawa Yusheng said.

"Are you...showing off your skills? Same as last time's magic?" Nodding, Shangying Kongfeng then asked doubtfully.

"No, I just want to play Gudong."

"Gu Dong isn't so stupid." After understanding his playing style without further words, Shangying Kongfeng sighed, she was lamenting the childishness of the people around her.

"Then I'll throw the frisbee later."

"random."

"Why did you just throw it out?" When Gudong came back again, Shang Ying Kongfeng handed the Frisbee to Aikawa Yusheng, and he threw it out. Although Gudong hesitated for a while, he still trotted after the target.

"First feint a few times to lower Gu Dong's vigilance."

"You are really scheming." Miss Miko commented with a sneer.

"Thank you for the compliment." As if he couldn't hear the contempt in his words, Aichuan Yusheng was triumphant.

After repeating several times, Aikawa Yusheng 'threw' the Frisbee again.

It's just that he waved his hand forward, and when Gu Dong looked forward, he quickly hid the Frisbee behind him.

Gudong didn't see the Frisbee, and turned to look at Aikawa Yusheng suspiciously.

"I just said that Gu Dong wouldn't be so stupid." The girl sitting on the picnic mat with her knees bent, her chin resting on the long skirt on her knees, her white calf showing a long section, she said with a joyful mood.

"Over there." Ignoring the girl for the time being, Aikawa Yusheng pointed to the direction ahead and said to Gu Dong.

"Wow!" Gu Dong ran in that direction.

"..." The faint smile on the girl's face stopped abruptly.

"Huh?" Aikawa Yusheng looked at Kamisakura Kaze with a smile, and then sighed with "regret": "It seems that Gudong really can't be the Prime Minister, if he does, he will definitely be teased by those people."

"It's fine as long as it stays away from you." Shangying Kongfeng finally sighed.

"What will Gudong do if he can't find what he threw out?" Half a minute later, Aichuan Yusheng asked her with a smile.

"I don't know, because I have never lied to it." Shaking her head, her dark and bright eyes moved a little to the left, and then quickly turned away - she glanced at Aikawa Yusheng.

The contempt in his eyes might be overflowing.

"Don't tell me I look bad." Aikawa Yusheng stood up, stretched his arms, and said with a smile: "Then I'll go look for it now.

Otherwise, if it happens in the plot of a vulgar novel, Gudong will disappear because of this, and then the two of us will go looking for it, or we will fall into crisis after we find it, or it will disappear and our heart will break because of it. "

"It's really vulgar." Miss Miko still had a relaxed look, and said lightly, "Don't worry, we won't break up."

"Suddenly say such touching words? Don't be like this, I'm very sensitive, and I'm about to cry." Aikawa Yusheng began to wipe away the false tears.

"Because we never compromised." Shangying Kongfeng raised his eyes to look at Aichuan Yusheng, his tone was full of pity.

"It's indeed what you can say." Aichuan Yusheng rolled his eyes as expected.

As expected of you, heartless Miko, I really want to cry, but this time it's because my heart has been seriously hurt. Shrugging his shoulders, Aikawa Yusheng, who was about to set off, noticed the figure running towards here in the distance, and sat down again:

"Okay, it seems that I don't need me anymore. I'll correct my evaluation. Gu Dong is the smart dog among idiots. After all, he still knows how to come back."

"Why is it still holding something in its mouth?" The girl bent her knees and sat cross-legged. The perfect curve wrapped in a long skirt became less obvious, but it was still moving. Looking at Gu Dong who was gradually approaching, Shang Ying Kong Feng whispered suspiciously Said.

"It's not like someone is still throwing the frisbee, Gudong picked it up, right?" Aichuan Yusheng thought of such a possibility in an instant.

"Not a Frisbee."

Ai Chuan Yusheng took a closer look, and what Gudong was holding in his mouth was a long wooden stick.

"Broken teeth!" he said suddenly.

"What?" Miss Miko looked at the boy beside her suspiciously.

"A divine sword!"

"?"

Excuse me, in the unremarkable city of Saitama, and the Zuoshan road section that cannot be any scenic spot, Gudong casually brought back a "Excalibur" from the field ridge. Is this considered a vulgar plot?

Chapter 141 Fragments of Excalibur Can Be Used to Roast Sweet Potatoes

The wooden stick is not long, only about fifty or sixty centimeters, and it is straight as a whole. The reason why it looks like a sword is that there is a tree knot on the left side ten centimeters, which just distinguishes the 'hilt' and the 'blade' .

"I retract all the remarks I just said about Gu Dongben, and I now declare that if it becomes the prime minister of the island country, we have a bright future."

When Gudong ran close and sat down wagging his tail, he raised his head and showed the spoils in his mouth as if begging for praise. After Aichuan Yusheng took out the wooden stick from its mouth, he was amazed.

"Excalibur?" Shangying Kongfeng's expression became a little more focused, his eyes were covered with a layer of light blue film, locked on the wooden stick.

With Ai Chuan Yusheng's vision of thousands of years, the divine sword in his mouth should definitely be regarded as a treasure, but no matter how she looks at the wooden stick in front of her, she can't see anything abnormal.

Could it be a hidden sword with its own concealment ability?

If so, it would be a rare discovery.

"Yes, Burst Teeth, anything that is cut by it can't be repaired, and it will continue to be hurt until it is destroyed. I once killed thousands of monsters with one knife. I was in the hands of Sesshomaru before. I didn't expect it to fall to me today. hands.

There is also a sword with brotherly attributes called Teishoya, which was in the hands of Inuyasha before, I don't know if it will be nearby. "

Aikawa Yusheng said seriously.

"So domineering?" Frowning slightly, Shangying Kongfeng asked, "Can you show me?"

"Of course." I always felt that the other party seemed to have misunderstood something, but Aikawa Yusheng didn't say it directly. He held back a smile, forced himself to be serious and serious, and handed the wooden stick to the girl.

Kami Sakura Sora doesn't watch fan dramas, so naturally he doesn't know "Inuyasha", and it's normal not to know these things.

"But be careful, don't cut yourself, otherwise it will be very difficult." He even reminded.

"Okay." Miss Miko nodded, and took the stick carefully with both hands.

After using spells to detect it many times, I still can't get a glimpse of the secret of the 'Excalibur'. Even when the girl wants to use it to cut the picnic mat and feel the irreparable ability, she finds that it can't do it with its bluntness.

Seeing her thinking hard, Aichuan Yusheng finally couldn't hold back his smile, he laughed loudly, and told her the facts intermittently in the laughter.