I like witches but I am chased by monsters

"Good evening." Miko greeted with a smile.

"Good evening." Aikawa Yusheng nodded, and used the switch at the entrance to light up the fluorescent lamp above the living room, put on his slippers, walked to the place under the arc moon mirror snow, and looked around: "Why not at night?" Turn on the lights."

"Isn't this a surprise for you?"

"Congratulations, I did." Aikawa Yusheng nodded, "Did you fly in from the balcony again today?"

"No, it was teleported by the magic circle."

"Then you didn't report in advance." As if to confirm this, Aichuan Yusheng took out his mobile phone to check the news.

"Shocked, experts have proved that apples cannot be eaten with the following things!"

There are no private messages, but there are a few spam push messages from such systems and software.

Aikawa Yusheng clicked on this article. The article is very well written and explains in detail why apples cannot be eaten with iron nails, pesticides, and meteorites, and they will die.

Iron nails, pesticides, meteorites.

Ugh.

Whether these things can be eaten has nothing to do with apples, right?

"What kind of broken push." ​​The hateful title party, Aichuan Yusheng turned off the screen of the phone with a face full of misfortune, threw it on the sofa, bounced a few times, and slid down to Hu Yuejingxue's buttocks.

Lady Miko picked it up and looked at the message on it, and let out a chuckle.

"Don't laugh, you broke into the house without reporting."

"I won't report, what can you do with me?"

Different from being cautious at the beginning, the current Hu Yue Jingxuexia heard Aikawa Yusheng's questioning, but showed the aura of a rascal.

Putting his hands on his slender waist, he tried his best to push his full chest forward, with an expression that said 'this is a matter of course'.

That expression was a bit delicate and cute, and it successfully made Aikawa Yusheng laugh.

"I'm going to contact the Metropolitan Police Department now."

"If you can make calls, I will lose." Hu Yue Jingxue lazily shook the phone in his hand.

"You witches really don't have a fuel-efficient lamp." Aikawa Yusheng chuckled, walked to the refrigerator, put tonight's original lunch box into the refrigerator, and turned to ask:

"Have you had dinner tonight?"

As for "There are no special circumstances, you are not allowed to send it directly in the future, you must obtain my permission, otherwise you will definitely get angry", Aikawa Yusheng may have forgotten.

After living for more than 900 years, forgetfulness is inevitable.

"No." The Miko said confidently, "I'm waiting for you to come back and do it for me!"

"What would you like to eat?"

"You did it."

"Don't talk nonsense, of course I made it. There are ribs, chicken legs, eggs in the refrigerator... what do you want to eat?"

"You murdered me?"

"What to eat?"

"You murdered me?"

"Forget it, let's eat the bento, and I have a big appetite, so I can only share one-third of it with you." Aichuan Yusheng took out the bento again, and was not even willing to share half of it.

"No, my dear Mr. Wuliu, I want to eat sesame ribs and steamed eggs!" Hu Yuejingxue put on a flattering expression in an instant, and said flatteringly.

"Okay, it will take about half an hour. If you are hungry, there are still canned fruits in the refrigerator. You can take them to fill your stomach first." Taking out the raw materials needed for tonight, Aikawa Yusheng said while walking into the kitchen.

"I know~"

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"General, general, general!" When Aikawa Yusheng came out of the kitchen carrying two bowls of rice, he heard the proud voice of Hu Yue Jing Xue Xia in the living room.

"Does it look good?"

"You've always been good-looking." Aikawa Yusheng replied without raising his head.

"That's true, but what I'm showing you now is the living room." Hu Yuejing Xuexia nodded in approval, but then said a little dissatisfied.

"Huh?" Aikawa Yusheng raised his head and looked at the 'renewed' living room. Brand new bouquets were placed on both sides of the sofa, and a child's graffiti was hung on the wall.

However, with Aikawa Yusheng's eyesight, you can see the corner of this graffiti, which says 'Arc Moon Mirror Snow', which should be the author's name.

Then it's better to praise this painting later, Aikawa Yusheng withdrew his just "children's graffiti work" evaluation.

There is a water hourglass on the coffee table. The originally empty tabletop is now covered by a large pile of snacks.

Even the sofa had a brand new leather cover.

"I've wanted to decorate this place for a long time, and I finally remembered it today." Hu Yue Jingxue's tone was probably... the gesture of a hostess?

"Not bad, it looks good."

"Can you stop being so perfunctory, you should explain in detail how good-looking it is?"

"The current living room is about half as good-looking as you are among the human beings in the world... It should be less than 40%."

"That evaluation is very high, and I have lived up to my efforts." Hu Yuejing Xuexia nodded in satisfaction. Like Aichuan Yusheng, he is very 'narcissistic' - or has a clear understanding of himself.

"Of course, come over for dinner and remember to wash your hands."

"Here we come~" Hu Yue Jingxuexia didn't mind at all for the other party to get along with him like looking after a child.

"The purpose of your coming here today is not just to help me decorate my house, right?" Picking up a piece of sesame pork ribs, feeling the sweet and salty sauce on the surface, nodding in satisfaction, and stuffing it into the bowl under Hu Yuejingxue:

"It's absolutely delicious, so you, the guest, will take the first bite."

"But you still have to lick it first, it's so disgusting, Mr. Wuliu."

"No, you call this licking? I just touched it slightly!" Aikawa Yusheng felt that it was necessary to correct this description.

"It's just licking, it's disgusting."

Saying that, there was also a look of disgust on his face, but Hu Yue Jingxue still didn't hesitate to put the ribs in his mouth, chewed for a while, and nodded in approval.

"Yeah, not bad. You are right. The main thing I came here today is to tell you about Ji Ye. The news was not confirmed before, but now that it is confirmed, I can talk about it."

Because he was still eating, his voice was a little unclear.

Aikawa Yusheng nodded, but did not speak, waiting for Hu Yuejing Xuexia to continue.

"Let's talk about Himeno's origin first.

She can probably be regarded as an old monster, ten times my age. "

"How old is it?" Aichuan Yusheng couldn't restrain his inner shock because the ribs caught in his mouth fell to the top of the rice because of his mouth opening.

There are monsters who are older than me, and they may exist in the world now, but Himeno is one of them-whether it is appearance, behavior, or magical ability, it doesn't look like it.

"Pain, pain, pain!" Her ears were squeezed hard, Aikawa Yusheng shrunk his neck, grabbed Hu Yue Jingxue's arm with one hand, and climbed onto her plump thigh with the other hand.

When people are in pain, they always want to grab some beautiful things to comfort themselves, so Aikawa Yusheng's actions are understandable.

"I, arc, moon, mirror, snow, down, only, have, twenty, ten, two years old!" Miko-sama emphasized word by word into the boy's ear, regardless of where his hand went. road.

It turned out that my mistake was here, Aikawa Yusheng nodded quickly, "You're right, I was delusional, how could I say something like thousands of years old, that Himeno must be only over 200 years old."

A man can bend and stretch.

"Hmph." Hu Yue Jing Xuexia withdrew her hand in satisfaction, and then slapped Aikawa Yusheng's arm fiercely: "Where are you touching? Eat, take it back."

"Oh." Aichuan Yusheng retracted his hand regretfully when he was only one step away from reaching the end of the world, "Go on."

"Himeno lived in a hidden foreign land in Yokote for a long time before the time limit of the physical body was reached, the shrine on the side of Yokote, until our people explained this in the past, and after careful investigation, we didn't find this place.

Exotic land is also a kind of divine domain.

After losing his body, Himeno was refining a new body, but this took a long time, and some materials still needed time, so he was looking for a temporary host in advance.

At that time, Tianhe Xiali, whose body met her requirements, was selected by her, and after taking care of her to grow up, she temporarily lived in her body.

The original plan was to leave after my body was refined, but she noticed you as soon as I arrived in Tokyo. "

"Pay attention to me?" Seeing Huyue Jingxuexia's words paused, as a very polite monster, Aikawa Yusheng's hug was very appropriate, and there was an appropriate look forward to the following in his eyes.

"Yes, on your first night of school, you had a fight with Kongfeng, right?"

"Correction, she unilaterally shot me with half an arrow, and you did it."

For this point, it is necessary to explain clearly.

"It's not important." Hu Yue Jingxue waved his hands with a smile, picked up another rib, and stuffed it into Aikawa Yusheng's mouth to make him shut up, "Kong Feng erected a barrier, she noticed it, it was just Curious about how the shrine maidens and monsters in Tokyo get along, she smelled you."

"My...smell?"

"She mistook you for the holder of [Yao Yuan]."

"That's it, wait, what is this [Yaoyuan]?"

"It's your thing."

"I'm not a thing."

"Then you're right, you really aren't a thing."

The gentle and elegant Aikawa Yusheng looked at the smiling face of Hu Yuejing Xuexia, and knocked her head hard with his fingers to end this 'tongue twister'.

Holding his head in dissatisfaction, Hu Yue Jingxue looked at Aichuan Yusheng resentfully, and continued to explain: "To be honest, it is also the first time we have come into contact with the concept of [Yaoyuan]."

"Don't talk about it, I'm a monster, I don't even know this concept." Aikawa Yusheng has never heard of such a thing.

"The reason why Himeno knows this information is because there are documents and records about it in that well-hidden foreign land.

The reason why I didn't come to you until today is also because she said so, we couldn't be sure, until we went to Yokote a few days ago, explored this foreign land, and studied the documents inside to ensure the correctness of the information Therefore.

[Yaoyuan] is an indescribable and indescribable thing. How he was born has no logic at all, but you can understand it as the origin of monsters, so his importance to monsters is self-evident. "

In Japanese, he, she, and it are pronounced differently. Aikawa Yusheng noticed that Fu Yue Jingxuexia used "he" to describe "Yaoyuan".

"Jimo thought you were the owner of [Yaoyuan], and with the maiden staring at you all the time, she confirmed a 'fact': we are protecting you who owns [Yaoyuan].

Then, after realizing that you are probably just an ordinary person and unable to activate the ability of [Yaoyuan] at all, her original idea was to use violence to solve you as quickly as possible.

So she led Tianhe Xiali to approach you...but she didn't expect that, with me by your side, Tianhe Xiali was caught by me when she was just looking at your address out of curiosity. "

Aichuan Yusheng recalled the scene of the day when Arc Yuejingxue caught Tianhe Xiali.

If I remember correctly, it is a light purple lace style... Sorry to miss it.

"Although I am only 22 years old, her strength is not as good as mine. After realizing my existence, she can only change her mind."

Aikawa Yusheng didn't laugh, and nodded very cooperatively with a serious attitude.

"And after leaving Tokyo, she thought that under the conditions of Hakone, I would not be able to rush to you in the first place. This is the most suitable time for her, so that day happened.

It's just that what she didn't know was that as early as the day when the [Fate Card] was made, [Zhu Ming] saw her abnormality, and told me that there was an abnormality in Tianhe Xiali's soul.

Naturally, I made some preparations in advance. Although I couldn't determine the specific situation of the abnormality of the soul at the time, if the abnormality had nothing to do with you, then it didn't matter. Information.

This is why I must give you that bracelet when you go to Hakone. "

Aikawa Yusheng nodded, this is referred to as fishing law enforcement, but he is just the bait, but it is a very safe bait.

"So... do I have this so-called [Yaoyuan]?" Hearing the same plot as the story, Aichuan Yusheng ate a lot slower, with interest in his eyes, and asked very curiously.

"She originally thought you were the holder, and after she speculated that any spells you didn't want to accept subjectively would be blocked by the protection I left on you, she used that method to steal my first kiss that day! "

Obviously already angry, Hu Yuejingxuexia would still gnash his teeth when he brought up this matter now.

The reason why I say 'my first kiss' probably means 'my first kiss'.

"The method used is to contain part of my soul in the saliva and let you put it in the body, these fragments will automatically find the existence of [Yaoyuan], and then bring them into her body when withdrawing the spell.

It's disgusting. "

It was her who scolded her, but Huyue Jingxue looked at Aichuan Yusheng with a face full of disgust and contempt.

"Indeed, she's disgusting." Aikawa Yusheng echoed with a gesture of 'it has nothing to do with me'.

Keeping this line of sight for a few seconds, until Aikawa Yusheng began to bow his head to pick up the rice, Hu Yuejing Xuexia continued:

"Later, you also know that she didn't get anything, so she lost her mind at that time, because from the beginning, all her speculations were all wrong."

"So I don't have [Yaoyuan]?" Aichuan Yusheng tentatively came to a conclusion.

"No... Later in the interrogation with her, we came to the same opinion." Hu Yue Jingxue looked directly at Aichuan Yusheng.