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"Beep...beep..."

The fat mouse Yingmo sat in the narrow corridor of Yan Bai's courtyard, crying and gnawing on the biscuits.

Beside Ying Mo is another group of little mice full of spirituality, much smaller than Ying Mo, they are curling up cautiously, nibbling small biscuits.

After Ying Mo's "嘤嘤嘘嘤" finished, Yan Bai handed it a handkerchief.

The little mouse squeaked twice, took the handkerchief, and blew his nose decently.

Yan Bai looked helpless, "Oh, Tajima found out that I had been there, so did you burn your house down? I'm sorry, I got you bothered."

"Squeak-cheep--"

Ying Mo waved her little paw, her face full of indignation.

It also dug a house outside the Uchiha clan's family land, and it wants revenge!absolute!Uchiha Tajima is waiting!It will go back!

"Oh? You also dug a villa outside his family's land? It's still very dangerous, right? Then you can live in your mother's house temporarily. When I'm alive, I can still support you for the rest of my life."

Yan Bai opened another pancake box, and pushed it in front of the fat mouse in front of him.

"belch--"

The little mouse Yingmo turned grief and indignation into appetite, and it was already full. It pushed the box and gave it to its wife and children to eat.

The little mouse Sakuramo is back, and Yan Bai can still let the birds observe the situation of the Uchiha clan.

Uchiha Tajima can't set fire to the mountain, right?

It was hard for Yan Bai to imagine that the Uchiha clan was located in a barren land with nothing but dead trees and bones. It looked very evil.

In Yan Bai's view, Uchiha Tajima's behavior of exterminating insects and rats is actually similar to venting anger.

Uchiha Tajima arranged a new residence for Quanna and Madara, and strengthened his defenses.

Tajima also nervously told everyone in the Uchiha clan to kill flies and mosquitoes when they saw them, and they would not show mercy to mice or cockroaches.

Everyone in the Uchiha clan just thought that the patriarch suddenly became a clean freak, and didn't take it to heart.

Poor Xiao Yingmo's family, they can't continue to cheat food and drink in the Uchiha clan.

Originally, Yan Bai didn't intend to stare at the Uchiha clan every day.

Since Tajima is so cruel, Yan Bai decided to send birds to keep an eye on his family every day.

Yan Bai plans to first write a genealogy for the Uchiha clan, and then give them a map of the clan, and then write in the names of the people corresponding to the houses.

After registering, Yan Bai will let a large number of birds who have a good relationship with him monitor the Uchiha clan.

Write down how many times a day you play poker;

Write down what bad things that so-and-so family brat did;

So-and-so's child fell in love with each other secretly, and had a secret tryst, write it down;

Write down how many meals of meat someone ate;

Write down how many times they bathe a day and where they bathe;

Write down how many times they go to the toilet a day and where they go;

Who is their employer, and what bullshit happened to the employer's family, write it down;

……

Yan Bai wants to write down all the trivial things in the Uchiha clan's land.

Then copy a copy and send a bird to Uchiha Tajima by regular airdrop every month.

Yan Bai wants to tell Tian Dao: I am special meow and I will keep an eye on you, no matter how many household pests and mice you kill, it will be useless!I want to see how helpless you want to hit me.

So happy to decide.

Thinking of this, Yan Bai showed a loving smile.

Just at this time, Qian Shou Feijian once again finished his homework ahead of schedule and came to Yan Bai.

Seeing Yan Bai laughing, the hairs on Qianshou's body stood on end.

Since the "reconciliation" with Yan Bai, the world in Qianshoubeijian has changed.

It's not becoming beautiful, it's becoming magical.

In the past, Qianshou Feijian thought he knew Yan Bai, but now, he realized that he was too naive, what he saw before was the tip of the iceberg.

Yan Bai's elegance, restraint, cuteness, beauty, gentleness... are all appearances.

The real Yan Bai is a devil, with a stubborn personality, a strange mind, and often does not do anything about human affairs.

Yan Bai is not like a gentle and elegant girl at all, he is a devil with a bad personality and good at disguising.

When Yan Bai looked at you and smiled, you thought he was smiling at you, but in fact he was aiming at your crotch, or he was imagining something terrible.

Every time he saw that Yan Bai was not a good person, Qian Shou Fei Jian couldn't help preaching.

But it is different from before.

Yan Bai no longer readily admits his mistakes as before, resolutely refuses to change, but smiles like a flower and says: "Only in front of the most trusted person will a person reveal his devilish side. I trust you the most, so you You are the only person in this world who knows my true face, I trust you very much."

Every time I heard this sentence, Qianshou Feijian couldn't continue to preach.

Growing up so big, Qianshou Feijian was kidnapped by the morality of "trust" for the first time.

Then, Qianshou Feijian saw a lot of eye-catching things.

Qianshou Feijian has never seen things since he was a child, but he has seen a lot in the past few days.

Therefore, it is said that the world between Thousand Hands and Doors has not become beautiful, but has become magical.

Qianshou Feijian never knew that the clan land he had always thought was peaceful and peaceful was actually full of demons dancing wildly every day.

This time, Qian Shou Feijian saw more than just the scene of Yan Bai cheating on the outskirts of the clan.

Qianshou Feijian also saw Yan Bai replace the eagle's eggs with eggs.

As a result, bright yellow chicks hatched from the eggs, and the male and female eagles stood by the nest for an hour in a daze.

Then, Yan Bai sent the exchanged eagle eggs to the chicken coop of the Qianshou clan, and specifically told the people who took care of the chicken coop not to take those special eggs, which were eagle eggs.

Let the two hens, Chun Yu and Xia Shi, take turns to incubate the eggs, and when the eagle hatched, Yan Bai took care of it himself.

Waiting for Yan Bai to raise the eagle...

Emmmm......

Qianshou Feijian thought that there is a pet for any kind of owner, and he couldn't imagine what it would be like for this eagle to be raised by Yan Bai to become a ninja eagle.

Now, in the chicken coop of the Qianshou family, the birds hatched by the hens are all kinds of strange things.

The two hens seemed to have asked Yan Bai whether they thought their baby was deformed because Yan Bai often borrowed cubs.

Of course Yan Bai fooled around every time.

Yan Bai's lies were plausible and never overturned. The two hens firmly believed that Yan Bai would not deceive them.

Qianshou Feijian felt more and more that he was like those two stupid and cute hens back then.

However, when Qianshou Feijian saw that Yan Bai released those "children" himself, he guessed Yan Bai's intention.

Thousands of Hands saw the fat mouse who was taking care of a group of mice beside Yan Bai, and looked at the eye-catching cherry blossom beside the tail of the wriggling little body.

Qianshou couldn't help but said: "Did something happen to the Uchiha clan?"

Why do so many mice come back to "visit relatives"?

Yan Bai sighed, "Oh, Tajima is not a human being, he burned Yingmo's house down, and it also killed many children, it's so pitiful."

Qianshou Feijian looked at him strangely, "It seems that they have discovered your behavior, it's too dangerous, don't go next time."

Unexpectedly, Yan Bai said excitedly: "Brother, let me tell you, I plan to..."

After listening to Yan Bai's customized plan.

Qianshou Feijian was expressionless, unable to utter a word.

Thousand Hands thought to himself: Uchiha Tajima provoked you, it is really unlucky...

Yan Bai started his daily brainwashing, "Second brother, why do you look scared? Don't be afraid, I will never treat you like this. It is only because I trust you the most that I will show you the most real face……"

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

Don't trust me so much, your trust makes my eyes so hot...

Chapter 043

Qianshou Feijian tried to prevent Yan Bai from being a wrong person at first.

But then Qianshou Feijian gave up, since he couldn't stop it, he joined Yan Bai.

Because if you don't join Yan Bai, Qian Shou Fei Jian will not know how inhuman Yan Bai is.

Yan Bai's "true face" has sharp eyes, Qian Shou Feijian decided to learn from Yan Bai, and have sharp eyes with Yan Bai.

Therefore, Senshou Feijian suggested that what Yan Bai wanted to do to the Uchiha clan should also be used on other ninja clans, such as the Akimichi clan, the Nara clan, the Yamanaka clan, the Sarutobi clan, the Hyuga clan, the Inuzuka clan, and the Yuzuka clan. The female family... Wait for the family.

Write them a "detailed daily" record.

It's just that there is no need to airdrop a copy to Uchiha Tajima, other ninjas should keep it a secret.

The reason for Senshou Feijian is that if Yan Bai only monitors the Uchiha clan, it is easy for his father Buddha to find out the problem.

But if Yan Bai didn't let go of all the ninjas he could come into contact with, as long as he treated all the ninjas equally, the Uchiha clan would not be so eye-catching.

Yan Bai felt that there was no problem with this proposal, and then said with a smile that among the five brothers, they were the two most similar.

Qianshou Feijian accepted this evaluation without saying a word.

They are the sixth son together, 666 Liuliu together.

After a while, Qianshou Feijian received a large number of files from Yan Bai.

After obtaining the consent of Yan Bai, Qianshou Feijian sent these files recording the "private" trifles of the major families to his father Qianshoufojian.

The Thousand-Hand Buddha sat cross-legged in front of the case, with a serious face, watching one scroll after another.

The scroll is full of engraved handwriting, recording a lot of bizarre trifles, the details are so outrageous.

It was Yan Bai's handwriting, and Thousand Hands Buddha recognized it.

Qianshou Feijian calmly explained how these scrolls came from, but he still concealed the Uchiha clan for Yan Bai.

Almost all ninja information that can be peeped by birds is gathered here.

The content on the scroll was written by Yan Bai according to the information provided by the bird, and then in his own language.

Seeing the thousand-handed Buddha's eyebrows and eyes twitching.

"××year×month×day, at night at ×hour×minute, the moon and stars are rare, Akimichi Matsumaru and his wife Daohe in room ××× of the Akimichi clan are in the yard ×××, because they are too fat, ××× too short..."

Thousand-Handed Buddha Room: "..."

"××year×month×day, daytime×hour×minute, the scorching sun shines brightly, the son of Nara Hiroki, Nara Hiroki’s son in room ××× of the Nara clan, has diarrhea, at ×hour×minute, the shape of his excrement is... ..."

Thousand-Handed Buddha Room: "..."

Everything in it is detailed, all kinds of strange and trivial things of all ethnic groups, even eating, drinking and drinking are densely recorded in the dossier.

Someone smashed the neighbor's window, someone stole the kitchen next door, someone got spanked, someone beat the neighbor to death because he was too cute...

Whose woman cheated, whose concubine ran away, whose dog threw shit at other people's door, whose ninja beast had no morals...

The stories of the major ninja tribes are bizarre and logically chaotic, and they are more exciting than the storybooks sold by the King of Fire.

However, not all intelligence is useless.

Yan Bai directly drew out all the family lands of the family, and also marked each of their houses with a number, the names were investigated clearly, and where they lived was written down.

Like an illegitimate meal, no matter how many people there are in the family, they record everything they do, eat, drink and scatter all day long.

He looked at his father's serious face.

After explaining the information in his hand, Qianshou Feijian put forward his own request, "Father, Yan Bai is too boring, please arrange for her to practice morality..."

Thousand Hands Buddha looked at his son seriously, and he realized the meaning implied by Thousand Hands.

These things in hand are really useful for the family to understand the information of other clans, but it also reflects Yan Bai's rather immoral and unscrupulous character.