One emperor through the ages?White-haired loli!

Yan Lu cheered up, this is butter!

Wait... No, there is only one long-legged pastor sister in my team, this, this is...

The charming bgm sounded, accompanied by the astringent dubbing by a professional voice actor, Yan Lu stared dumbfounded at the jumping hsence, and subconsciously shouted: "Fuck! Lily?"

"Is it strange?" Mo Weiwei looked at Yan Lu inexplicably, "The previous plot hint should be obvious."

"Obviously what! Doesn't this pastor sister still regard the protagonist as a morning star? Why did she start licking the protagonist as soon as he passed out?"

Ms. Yan Lu strongly condemned this despicable and shameless act.

"Neuropathy."

Mo Weiwei rolled his eyes: "This is butter, okay sister, it's not normal to lick it twice at the first step, it's not normal if she suddenly pulls something out from under the nun's clothes - at least it will take another two to three scene."

"I think..." Yan Lu glanced at the scene of top-notch painters that made people blush and heartbeat, and coughed lightly, "This progress is a bit too fast, the initial relationship between her and the protagonist must not be like this Well."

"What kind of logic do you talk about with Butter's worldview? If it's not yellow, is it still called butter?"

Mo Weiwei grabbed the handle impatiently and started the cutscene, staring at the display screen intently: "Oh oh oh oh... This human body, this muscle movement, these facial expressions and eyes, are too strong!"

Yan Lu snatched the controller back again, and glared at Mo Weiwei: "You said that this is a top-level masterpiece, so if it is as illogical as ordinary butter, is it worthy of being called a top-level masterpiece?"

"..."

Mo Weiwei pondered for a moment, then frowned slightly: "Fellow Daoist is right, why don't you read the plot below, maybe there is a detailed explanation?"

So the two carefully criticized the scene of this incident and then continued to advance the main line.

The long-legged pastor's sister's abnormal feelings towards the white-haired heroine are beginning to emerge—it turns out that she was rescued by the long-lived white-haired heroine a long time ago. It was love at first sight.And with the addition of the second female warrior with short hair, the atmosphere in the team instantly became menacing.

"...Wait." Yan Lu paused the animation, turned to look at Mo Weiwei, "What's the matter with the harem rhythm, isn't it pure love?"

"Why isn't the harem pure love?" Mo Weiwei looked at Yan Lu inexplicably.

Ms. Yan Lu's eyelids twitched: "There seems to be some strange deviation in our definition of pure love, Ms. Maoyu."

"Pure love means that no matter the reader or the character, you can get pure happiness from being in love." Mo Weiwei folded his arms around his chest, "A super-harmonious harem does not mean that everyone is happy. A happy ending and a book full of satisfaction, no one is injured because of party disputes, such a perfect world, isn't this multiple times super pure love?"

"My mother..." Yan Lu really wanted to punch her in the head, but since Mo Weiwei is a book artist, it is normal for Chun Ai's understanding to be very different from that of ordinary people, so Ms. Lu still held back.

Continuing the game, the female warrior is a girly young lady, but she has a tough style and explosive force value, and she is the most talkative in the team.

However, the white-haired loli protagonist soon realized that the warrior girl has a serious tendency to self-destruct, and all the skills in battle are activated by blood damage. As she became more careful, she gradually discovered the essence of the warrior girl's lack of love.

Through a night talk, the protagonist opened the heart of the warrior girl. The naive and lovable warrior girl regarded the little white-haired protagonist as her sister, and went to sleep sweetly with sweet dreams, but the girl next door In the sleeping bag, the long-legged pastor sister is hugging the protagonist and cooing...

"I beep beep beep!"

Yan Lu was so angry that he flicked the handle on the spot, and spit out a series of silence words that a good boy should not learn: "This is pure love! This is pure love! He even intentionally split the screen to present two images at the same time!"

"Hmm... It seems that something is really wrong." Mo Weiwei touched his chin solemnly, "Could it be that this pure love refers to simply doing..."

Yan Lu threw the pillow on Mo Weiwei's face and shouted: "I'm not playing anymore!"

"Huh?" Mo Weiwei looked at Yan Lu for a long time, and suddenly he laughed strangely, "You who are playing until night, are you qualified to say such a thing, Comrade Wild Deer?"

"...?!"

Yan Lu inadvertently turned her head to look at the clock in the living room, which almost scared her out of her wits.

Mo Weiwei came here after one o'clock in the afternoon, that is to say, she was obsessed with this butter for more than five hours for no reason!

What's even more frightening is that at this point in time, her aunt might come back at any time, if Gu Wulian really pushed the door open, then...

She looked at the second-level cultivator comrade beside her who was so dedicated to work that she could smell the scent of loli with her nose, and her hair stood on end.

Yan Lu first calmly sent a message to Gu Wulian asking when she would come back, and then hurriedly urged Mo Weiwei to leave: "If you don't play, you don't play, you should go too! What time is it?"

"What time? Qingjue and I often come to you to play until the early hours of the morning?" Mo Weiwei narrowed his eyes, "What exactly do you want to do, Comrade Wild Deer?"

"I... didn't want to do anything?" Yan Lu directly put on a face of "don't bother me", with a stinky face, "My relative is in a bad mood, and I'm seeing off the guests!"

"Hum, hum hum hum..."

Seeing Mo Weiwei's gradually abnormal complacent smile, Yan Lu became more and more flustered.

Could this pervert have already smelled her aunt in the room... Probably not?Probably not!

"You just want to secretly play alone!"

Miss Mo Weiwei laughed and stretched out her hand to pat Yan Lu's shoulder: "What's so shy about this, I can't help but want to generate electricity? I understand, I understand. After all, the painting is so beautiful, it's understandable."

"..."

The complex feeling of relaxation and palace pain came to Yan Lu's heart.

"Ah, ah... that's it! So get out!"

In order to preserve her aunt's innocence, Miss Yan Lu generously exchanged her own innocence at this moment.

"Hey hey hey... drink more water to replenish."

Mo Weiwei, who is obviously also a beautiful woman, laughed twice: "I didn't expect Lu Lu to wake up so thoroughly all of a sudden, okay, okay! As a friend, how can I not support you? Let it go, just return it to me after you finish playing."

Yan Lu looked at her speechlessly.

"I wish you a happy body and mind, and... be careful, bye~"

Mo Weiwei, who felt that he had done a great deed, also left happily.

Yan Lu sat upright on the sofa, looked down at the phone, saw Gu Wulian reply "It will take a while, have you had dinner yet?", and then let out a sigh of relief.

Dinner... Anyway, I'm not very hungry, and I'm not in a hurry, so how should I pass the time now?

Yan Lu looked at the game controller next to the sofa, and fell into deep thought again.

Gu Wulian was a little surprised when he pushed the door open.

This girl actually cleaned up... just sprayed a little too much air freshener.

"Ah Lu!"

Throwing a thick pile of educational qualification examination materials on the coffee table, Gu Wulian tilted his head and shouted, "Ah Lu?"

She gently pushed open the bedroom door, and saw that Miss Yan Lu was lying on the bed and sound asleep.

"...snooze."

The white-haired girl closed the door gently with some amusement.

At the same time, Yan Lu who was lying on the bed suddenly opened his eyes.

She carefully took out the disc with the astringent pattern printed on it from her bosom, let out a long breath, and secretly hid it in the bedside table.

It doesn't matter whether the painting style is not, the main thing is that it is really fun.

Chapter 38 - New Approach

"So, Auntie, are you going to take the education qualification test?" Yan Lu bit his chopsticks with a strange expression, "But you didn't sign up at all."

"...That's why I said it."

Gu Wulian glanced at the stack of materials on the coffee table, and sighed deeply: "I made a mistake again when I thought about it all the time."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Gu."

Ji Liqing held the bowl: "I can't help you with this matter—it should be said that no one can help you. The state treats the teacher qualification examination more seriously than ordinary people imagine."

——Why is Ji Liqing here?Ms. Yan Lu really wanted to ask this question, but when she saw Gu Wulian kept asking Ji Liqing about teaching resources, she stopped talking.

"Although there is a big difference between university teacher qualification certificates and primary and secondary schools." Ji Liqing looked at the table full of attractive meat, and didn't move her chopsticks, "But if you don't sign up, you can only wait for next year. "

"Is the qualification certificate of the university different?"

"If a college student still needs teachers to continuously guide and correct his conduct, then he should look for his own problems."

Ji Liqing said lightly: "The country is not a nanny, so we have relaxed the moral standards for the qualifications of university teachers and paid more attention to professional knowledge. After all, universities are actually more inclined to academic exchanges than teaching and educating people. But..."

"But even so, I don't have a certificate." Gu Wulian rubbed his forehead helplessly.

"Teaching is a very sacred profession after all." Yan Lu took it for granted, even she felt that her almighty aunt couldn't be a teacher now, that's why she couldn't be a teacher.

"I have been taken care of by teachers from elementary school to high school." The eldest girl stuck out her tongue, "If it weren't for them, I feel like I would be an anti-social person."

Gu Wulian poked her forehead with a smile: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Ji Liqing took a deep look at Yan Lu and didn't say anything.

"Really." Yan Lu's face was full of nostalgia, "I have a deep impression of one thing. When I was in elementary school, I fought with a boy and almost beat him... Cough, I cried. Our head teacher The parents of both parties called over, and the boy’s father came over, tall, 1.9 meters tall, and strong. My mother, she... didn’t come because of something.”

Speaking of this, the woman paused, picked up a piece of meat casually, and continued with a calm expression: "It was I who made the first move, and then my parents didn't come, so it must be a weak one. The other parent is very fierce, scolding It was ugly, I was still young at the time, plus... Auntie, you know, so I also had a bad temper, so I kicked his dad on the leg, and was almost beaten by others, hahahaha."

When she talked about it, she didn't feel much uncomfortable, as if it was a fun thing when she was a child, but Gu Wulian couldn't laugh, she thought of Yan Lu's sad murmur that night, she and her mother, after all...

"Our homeroom teacher didn't care about the parents of the other party. She first asked me why I hit someone. I said that guy had been touching me for almost a week. He always pulled my hair, kicked my stool, and did morning exercises during class. Sometimes he deliberately pushed me, and that day he scolded me for making me angry, so I couldn't help beating people."

Yan Lu chewed the pork belly vigorously, and swallowed it easily in two or three bites: "Auntie, guess what our head teacher did? She went to adjust the monitoring directly! Since the beginning of that month, she has fast-forwarded and watched all the monitoring in every class , and called other students to question me. When she knew how that little bastard scolded me, she was so angry that she pointed at the parents and scolded them, saying that children in such a young grade speak so viciously. Take full responsibility!"

The eldest girl laughed so hard that she couldn't hold back her joy: "My homeroom teacher is 1.5 meters five, and he has to lift his head high to scold that parent. It's interesting."

Gu Wulian couldn't help laughing lightly: "What about the end?"

"In the end? In the end, it was justifiable for me to hit someone, but it is wrong to hit someone, so I was criticized and educated, and I paid some medical expenses, and I was gone." Yan Lu blinked.

"Actually..." She lowered her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth slightly, "There were too many things like this when I was young. Every time I feel that the world is really fucked up and I hate all of you, there will always be someone Come and help me. Now that I think about it, I still have a chance to get better when I was like that at the beginning, this world is obviously very beautiful."

The eldest girl quietly put her hand on Gu Wulian's small hand, squinted her eyes and smiled happily, without saying a word.

——Miss Yan Lu, who wanted to say thank you, cleverly put her gratitude in her actions, and did not give Ji Liqing a chance to figure it out.

Gu Wulian gently touched the back of Yan Lu's hand: "Thank you, your teacher."

She answered the child's thanks in this way. Although Gu Wulian would accept all the merits and virtues, but there are also many things, and she feels that she should not be the one who should be grateful.

But when I think about my unrealistic delusion at the beginning, it really helped the children who will be thousands of years later, and when I think that there are still many people like Yan Lu who died in their infancy and adolescence due to various factors beyond their control. Children who are stuck, confused, or even in pain have more chances to get back on the right track, so Gu Wulian felt his chest warm, and sparks of life danced.

This spark thousands of years ago, and the firewood that has been invested in countless times during the millennium change, has become the brilliant flame that shines on Jiuhua today.

Ji Liqing silently looked at the gentle one, one big and one small, and slowly put down her chopsticks.

Gu Wulian came back to her senses and looked at her with some surprise: "Miss Ji, don't you want to eat?"

"...not very healthy." Ji Liqing shook her head, "I have controlled my eating habits."

Yan Lu glanced at her sideways, with a bit of pity on his face.

If a person does not taste delicious food, the meaning of life is at least half lost.

And it's not healthy!

"By the way, Ms. Gu, if you really want to give lectures at Daxia Academy, I have a way - you don't need a teacher qualification certificate."

"Huh, really!" Gu Wulian's eyes lit up.

"Yes." Ji Liqing nodded, "You can apply to Daxia College to become a registered lecturer."

"... Named lecturer, what is it?" The girl was at a loss.

Yan Lu slapped his chopsticks on the table, his eyebrows raised immediately: "Are you joking? Are you trying to insult my aunt?"

"Ah Lu." Gu Wulian glared at Yan Lu, "Miss Ji is also giving advice, don't do this."

"But aunt, the registered lecturer is very...very, anyway, the kind that is a bit out of date."

Yan Lu said anxiously: "The so-called registered lecturers are actually not lecturers at all. There is no salary. The school does not arrange classes for you or promote it for you. It is basically impossible for students to come to class, and you have to pay the school to rent classrooms." The teacher qualification certificate is indeed unnecessary, because strictly speaking, the school does not recognize that this is a formal class!"

"This..." Gu Wulian tilted his face to the side, "Isn't it considered popular?"

"Of course! How could a capable person need such a thing? The school is rushing to invite you to the class! Auntie is so good, how can she be such a lecturer." Yan Lu gave Ji Liqing a displeased look.

"But I think... isn't this a good system." The white-haired Lolita asked charmingly, "Can it give those frustrated scholars a good opportunity to publish?"

"The original intention of this system is indeed like this." Ji Liqing said, "but the development in the middle is quite... tortuous, so that now, most of the students look down on the registered lecturers. But Ms. Gu, as the fourth energy level Daxia Academy is more or less willing to help some cultivators."

"Also, if this road goes up, it is the route of pure scholars. After all, as Ms. Yan said, the named lecturer is not strictly speaking a class, but a kind of...academic sharing."

"That's not very good." Gu Wulian was very satisfied with this, "I'm not very confident in my education level... I can't harm people, this is the money... I need to pay the college. .”

She pondered: "Then I have to find some money in other ways, what is better..."

"Auntie, if you really want to be a registered lecturer."

Yan Lu pursed his lips, obviously he always disagreed with Gu Wulian's doing this kind of thing: "You don't have to worry about money."

"...How can this work?" Gu Wulian frowned slightly, it's fine to use the deer's face in daily life, but it has already involved my work, so I can't use the money this girl earned herself .