my sister never called brother

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According to the theory of evolution, it must be because of the evolution of large crabs.

If Darwin knew that Zhou Han misinterpreted the theory of evolution, he would definitely raise the coffin and arrest this idiot to breed the female orangutan.

"I said I saw it by accident, so I saw it by accident! You are not allowed to refute me! Ahhh!" Miyazaki Airi pouted, looking like she was going to beat Zhou Han violently, obviously he was very angry when exposed Awkward.

In fact, Miyazaki Airi was just curious, and then went astray.

One night when Zhou Han charged Elizabeth, he made a cry that everyone could understand.

This made Miyazaki Airi a little speechless, and she was bored late at night. She remembered that when she was in Japan, she occasionally heard a girl say that she found a little pornographic book and a famous UFO cup under her brother's bed that day.

Miyazaki Airi didn't understand at the time, but she understood that it must be something lewd, so she didn't have the nerve to ask more.

So under the influence of curiosity, Miyazaki Airi secretly entered the three words "flying saucer cup" on the search engine.

Then... she discovered a new world!

"Okay, okay, you saw it by accident..." Zhou Han raised his hand in surrender, and continued, "Fly...flying saucer cup or something, it doesn't feel very good..."

In fact, Zhou Han wanted to preserve his right to fall in love, and he never used that app himself.

"No...it's not right..." Miyazaki Airi's eyes drifted away, she didn't dare to look at Zhou Han at all, and said in a low voice with a red face, "I think the comments below are all good... so comfortable, worthy of being a famous product, Tighter than a real person, handing over the gun in 3 minutes..."

Zhou Han covered his face, not knowing whether to laugh or cry at this time——

Ah ah ah ah ah!

I can't stand this damn girl!

I beg someone to come and take my sister away! ! !

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This month's color insert, um!Lily is full of breath!

It was originally a fairly new cover, but it didn't pass, so let's use it as a color insert.

The new rear projection is already being drawn, and then everyone will be able to see the male lead.

Finally, thank you readers and friends for your monthly ticket rewards and support. I hope you can continue to support me this month!

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Our Sky

Our Sky

It just broke down, sorry

"Don't...don't say any more..."

Zhou Han covered his face, like a shameful little daughter-in-law.

And Miyazaki Airi is the flower picker riding on him, and is brutally killing him.

Of course it's not such a vulgar thing like the body, but the frequent slapstick.

Zhou Han felt ashamed, why Miyazaki Airi could still say so many embarrassing things!

And why do you have to remember the comments on the UFO Cup so clearly?

Sure enough, some explicit swear words can easily attract the attention of others.

The ancients said that food and sex are also sexual, so they really do not deceive me!

And the classmate who handed over the gun within 3 minutes of commenting, are you impotent?

How dare you say it!The customer service lady couldn't help but smile with disdain!

that……

Speaking of UFO cup, is it really that comfortable?

stop stop stop!

What the hell am I thinking?

I'm not interested in flying saucer cups or something!

probably……

How could that cold toy be compared with the warm girl's body?

How did the group of boys get down to the ****?

Zhou Han also couldn't figure it out, it must have been put into the hole after a long time of deliberation, right?

There should be no one who can't control their desires and shoots at the flying saucer cup without even thinking about it.

Besides, online shopping is very unsafe...

What if the seller is a person who despises dead houses, or a senior member of the Religion, and hides the blade in the flying saucer cup?

After going on for a while, I'm afraid I won't be able to practice the "Sunflower Treasure" on the spot...

Zhou Han thought too much. Many people couldn't wait to send a hair after receiving the express delivery. Maybe they didn't even apply lubrication and just pulled it out, so they didn't think so much!

Zhou Han felt that Miyazaki Airi was becoming more and more terrifying, and she actually wanted to be with the flying saucer cup for the rest of her life. I'm afraid that my brother lost his mind due to control.

"That thing doesn't work, it's... dry, there is no... no desire at all..."

Zhou Han, a big boy, actually said such words in a mosquito-like voice, obviously embarrassed to refute Miyazaki Airi.

But for the sake of his future sexual happiness, he had to argue with reason, he didn't want to be an old virgin.

But he actually talked to his sister about the comfort and discomfort of the flying saucer cup, and he really is a hopelessly perverted brother!

In order to make himself look decent, Zhou Han added another sentence.

"It's still necessary to fall in love, after all, it's a plan for human reproduction..."

"It's...it won't be dry..." Miyazaki Airi blushed and looked to the side, "I heard that there are... lubricants that can be used..."

Zhou Han trembled all over, feeling that his little brother, after raising his head, had already started to turn hard.

This... this is impossible! ?

I wouldn't be interested in flying saucer cups!

These are all illusions!It's an illusion!

I have a girlfriend, how could I have sex with the flying saucer cup?

Zhou Han still doesn't know whether he is interested in the masturbation cup or the sister riding on him.

"What... what kind of lubricant... a cold thing, it is impossible to meet the physiological needs..."

"Hmph, there are still... quite a lot of requests. If it's too cold..." Miyazaki Airi hesitated for a while, pretending to be careless and said, "There... there are heating rods that can be used..."

I go……

Are you so particular about the taste now?

Am I out of touch with the times?

All kinds of experiences seem to be done in every possible way.

If you want to be so straightforward, what do you need a girlfriend for?

Zhou Han was bewitched by Miyazaki Airi's words, and his absolute defense actually loosened a little bit, wavering in a hopeless way! ?

He will soon be successfully promoted by Miyazaki Airi, and he thinks the flying saucer cup looks very good, it is convenient and refreshing~

Zhou Han pretended not to be interested on purpose, and complained in a low voice, "If it's true what you said, it's... quite powerful..."

"Just... just... that's it, very... very powerful, right?"

Miyazaki Airi spoke with a blushing face, and also breathed out strangely at the side twice.

It's like the body is full of hot water, which boils and must be cooled by breathing hot air.

Zhou Han didn't speak, but his old face was a little red.

This guilty conscience fell into the eyes of Miyazaki Airi, making her feel like she had won.

"Hmph~!" Miyazaki Airi snorted, and looked at Zhou Han with contemptuous eyes, "Are you interested? You are really a pervert, I knew you would be interested in such disgusting things... ..."

"Who... who is interested, you are the perverted sister, okay? You actually discussed the UFO cup with me, which sister do you see is like you..." Zhou Han felt that his personality was in danger, so he was not polite He bit Miyazaki Airi back, so that he could feel a little more balanced.

"Da... da la!" Miyazaki Airi grabbed Zhou Han's collar, fearing that she would become a pervert like this idiot, so she emphasized in a very serious tone, "You are the pervert! And... still It's not because you want to fall in love that I...I say so many shameful words, the flying saucer cup...this kind of perverted thing is the most suitable for you!"

"Who...who wants to use this kind of thing!" Zhou Han quickly refuted Miyazaki Airi, saying, "I don't have any sexual interest in lifeless things, and a real girlfriend can... I can call, so I just want to fall in love!"

"That... that cup can also bark..." Miyazaki Airi continued to encourage Zhou Han to play flying saucers honestly in order to dissuade Zhou Han from falling in love. ..."

Nani! ?

Is this... so powerful?

You can even scream...

It seems very powerful, do you want to secretly buy one online and have a try?

No no no!

The point is not this, the point is how does this dead girl know so clearly! ?

"How do you know so clearly! How dare you say that you read it by accident? I'm afraid you have read the product introduction and instruction manual!?" Zhou Han complained viciously about Miyazaki Airi.

"I... I didn't watch it!" Miyazaki Airi was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and immediately frowned, "I don't even know that it can be washed with water!"

Zhou Han tilted his mouth, just smiled and said nothing.

Miyazaki Airi realized that she had slipped her tongue, so she slapped Zhou Han angrily, "I don't know anything! Fuck you!"

The stormy little powder fist hit Zhou Han, causing him pain.

"Stop, stop, stop hitting..." Zhou Han protected his face, and said angrily, "I don't want to be a virgin playing flying saucer for the rest of my life. My girlfriend can chat with me, can the flying saucer cup?"

"For things like chatting, I can do it!" Miyazaki Airi pointed to herself.

"Girlfriend can still comfort me and talk to me!" Zhou Han retorted.

"I can do this kind of thing!" Miyazaki Airi did not back down.

"Girlfriend can act like a baby to me, and we can go on dates together if nothing happens. Of course, we can also have deeper emotional exchanges. Can these flying saucer cups do it?" Zhou Han asked helplessly.

"I don't need a flying saucer cup, I can do whatever you say, so I'm enough, what kind of girlfriend do you need!?" Airi Miyazaki said emotionally while holding her chest.

Zhou Han was speechless in a daze, and Miyazaki Airi's series of answers made him very confused.

Miyazaki Airi's small breasts rose and fell, and she said in a very serious tone——

"What a girlfriend can do, I can do for you."

"so……"

"Don't fall in love with other girls!"

Chapter 710 Three Monthly Pass Addition

Zhou Han stared blankly at Miyazaki Airi, but didn't say a word.

Miyazaki Airi's complexion was like a rosy glow, and she was so beautiful.

Her eyes trembled slightly, as if she had exhausted all her strength in looking at Zhou Han.

A few strands of flax-colored hair drooped on her thin shoulders in spring and summer.

Miyazaki Airi's expression was extremely serious, she wanted to know what Zhou Han was thinking, but she was too embarrassed to ask directly.

The brother and sister were at a stalemate for a while, looking at each other, trying to figure out what the other was thinking.

Miyazaki Airi knew that she was confessing in disguise, but she didn't make it clear, probably because of her shyness.

In order to prevent Zhou Han from falling in love, she couldn't think of any good way, so she could only choose this way and let herself do what her girlfriend could do.

Maybe this method can make Zhou Han dispel the idea of ​​finding a girlfriend.

Miyazaki Airi feels that although she is not a girlfriend head, she can become an existence infinitely close to a girlfriend.

She doesn't dislike Zhou Han, it's not impossible for her to go on a date and have a romantic relationship together.