Men's Kapishi

"You! Let me tell you, I'm Boss Hai's regular customer now! It's better to restrain yourself later!"

"Oh? Are you jealous, Miss Violence? I heard Custer is very territorial."

"What are you jealous! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Stop, stop!" Haizi hurriedly stopped the two of them, "If you don't eat any more, it will get cold soon, if you have anything to say, finish eating!"

Lu Xing and Yuan Shan turned around at the same time, and snorted disdainfully.

The short-lived peace only lasted until after breakfast, and when the drone was clearing up the tableware and garbage, Yuan Shan and Lulu sat on the sofa in the negotiation area beside each other, sulking.

"The weather is nice today. Why doesn't Miss Violence go out and do some things that girls like to do? Oh, sorry, it's a bit abrupt to call a girl at your age."

"Miss Yuan Shan doesn't need to be self-effacing. We are not too young. It's better to sit and drink tea and chat together, or go to the rugby field to exercise occasionally." Violence stretched his shoulders and arms, provoking said.

The arms that obviously don't look thick or even a little slender give people a feeling of explosive power the moment they are raised.

"Today is really a coincidence. Even if the trading market is suspended on the first day of employment, you can't leave the post casually, unlike some people who are too busy to go home."

"Ah, since you still have to work, go quickly, I'll just sit here and park by myself."

"My job is to receive guests. Is Miss Violence satisfied with my job?"

"Five-star praise! Do you have a guestbook here, I'll write a complaint letter right away."

"Miss Violence, do you want to come to divination today's fortune? I am very good at divination. If you don't leave, Miss Violence, there may be a bloody disaster~" Yuan Shan did not want to be outdone, and took out his own crystal ball from nowhere.

As soon as the target machine packed up his things and came out of the living area behind, he saw Haizi hiding in the bar counter and quietly looking at Lulu and Yuanshan who were sitting on the small sofa. The latter two were already at war with each other.

Seeing that the target drone wanted to come over to persuade the two of them, Yuan Shan leaned forward slightly, and said in a voice that only Violence could hear: "Miss Violence, I advise you Rem Billiton not to interfere with Sami's affairs."

"Hehe, RIM Billiton has never been involved in these things, as long as you don't try to smuggle and evade taxes."

Chapter 91 Chapter 35 The King of Thousand Kings

"Do you two want something to drink?" The target machine really couldn't find any topic to end the confrontation between Yuanshan and Atrocity. These two people are really inexplicable. They started tearing each other up when they first met, and they didn't see this when they were playing games. What enmity do the two have?

Dr. Rhode Island is really not easy.

"No need, Miss Violence probably wants to have another drink, after all, I can't usually drink it." Yuan Shan put down his right leg that was on his knee, and straightened his sitting posture.

"I'm not thirsty." Atrocities didn't give the target machine a good look, and continued to fight with Yuan Shan.

"Is there any important arrangement today?" Yuan Shan calmed down, raised his head and looked at the drone standing beside him. Although the rabbit is in the way here, it's not good to continue talking to her in front of the boss Wire.

"No, the celebration is not over yet, and there is nothing to do..."

"Why don't we play cards?" Yuan Shan smiled sweetly, and the tense atmosphere melted away like the last remaining snow in spring in the sunshine.

Facing Yuan Shan's smile, Violence couldn't continue to compete with her, but he had never tried such a thing as playing cards.

"Emmmm, I don't know how to play cards." Brutality hesitated.

"Me and Haizi won't either." The drone echoed.

He and Haizi barely knew how to play before the crossing, but who knows what kind of play Taila's cards are.

"It's okay, I'll teach you guys." Yuan Shan stood up, excitedly ran to his bedroom to get out the poker, then pulled Haizi from the bar, and the four of them sat around a coffee table, holding two The card was poured on top.

Muji and Haizi learned quickly, and Taila's poker cards were of the same suit as Blue Star's. As for the rules, after Yuan Shan said a few words, the two of them understood the general idea.

Atrocities sounds a little cloudy, but the rules themselves are not difficult, and you can get started right away after playing a few laps, otherwise it won't be popular all over the country, and everyone from Hu Shi to villagers can indulge in it.

After explaining the rules, Yuan Shan began to shuffle the cards.The skillful technique and ever-changing tricks made Haizi and the target machine astonished, and the living god of gamblers would have to bow down. Have you ever seen someone let the cards float in the air and shuffle himself?

Two decks, 108 cards, 27 cards for each player.

At this time, you can see the difference in card strength. Target machine Haizi and Yuanshan all skillfully hold the cards in their hands, and then constantly adjust the order according to the size and suit of the cards drawn. The others looked like they were holding the cards crookedly with one hand, a little rusty.

Played three or four laps in a satisfactory manner, and each other won and lost. The target machine and Haizi are both victims of electronic heroin, so they are not veterans in the poker field, but whether they are in the university dormitory or returning home during the Chinese New Year, they have to go to the poker table for a few tricks , nor can it be said that it will not be done at all.

After several laps of the warm-up match, they gradually found a feeling and a tacit understanding, but both of them chose to hide their strength, intending to see what kind of medicine was sold in Yuanshan Gourd.

Violence is getting more and more excited the more you fight, especially after you have won a game, you have started to look at people with your nostrils.

Seeing the rising atmosphere, Yuan Shan showed a kind smile on his face, which disappeared for a moment, and then he said: "Well, since everyone is familiar with the rules, why don't we gamble?"

"Gambling? Let me tell you that it is illegal to gather crowds to gamble in RIM Billiton. If you are caught, you will be fined [-] yuan.

I am not responsible for security issues, but as an official of REM Billiton, knowingly breaking the law is absolutely not allowed.

"Miss Violence, don't worry, if you don't gamble, how about the last person who runs out of cards and completes a task ordered by No. 1?" Yuan Shan leaned forward like Commander Ding, with his elbow on On the coffee table, cross your hands and rest your crystal clear chin on it.

"This..." Brutality hesitated and didn't immediately agree, but she didn't immediately refuse after the victory just now.

"Miss Violence can't afford it, can she?" Yuan Shan asked provocatively.

"Just bet! Do you think I'm afraid of you!"

Haizi and the target machine covered their faces together. This kind of low-level provocative method can be hooked, and the atrocities may be doomed.

The first round was over soon, Yuan Shan could be regarded as a ceiling-level poker player no matter in terms of card skills or luck, Ya Ji and Hai Zi tried their best and they were not Yuan Shan's all-in-one enemy, they were defeated, but they were defeated. Atrocities unexpectedly did not lose too ugly.

Haizi, being the bottom one in the first round, could only obediently follow Yuan Shan's instructions and obediently make a cup of milk tea and serve it to Yuan Shan.

From the second game onwards, Target Machine and Haizi had to form an offensive and defensive alliance. Relying on the tacit understanding cultivated by playing games, they could barely protect themselves.

This strategy directly led to an avalanche in the situation of Atrocity in the card field. The target machine and Haizi's intentional or unintentional targeting, as well as Yuan Shan's malice, made Atrocity keep losing.

After losing five hands in one breath, the atrocities had already started to rise. Following Yuan Shan's order, he walked around the table with his hands upside down, sat back in his seat, and said viciously: "Again! I don't believe today I can't beat you!"

Muji and Haizi could hardly hold on any longer, playing cards with a fortune teller was nothing but arsenic for old birthday stars—looking for death, I was really crazy to sit and play cards with Yuan Shan.

Yuan Shan is very competitive in the game of cards. Whether it is a drone, Haizi or atrocities, he will not spare any sympathy on the poker table. Anyone who shows any signs of winning will be punished. The ruthless blow of Yuanshan.

However, when Yuan Shan plays cards, he will always inadvertently reveal some nervous and unnatural little movements. This is the first time I have seen such a little girl's target drone from Yuan Shan. It is quite interesting. Yuan Shan's inner possibility and consistent performance The intelligence and elegance that come out are completely different.

"Forget it, let's take a break, I'll make some more cups of milk tea, anyone want?"

"Sit down for me. If I don't win today, none of you can leave!" Haizi just wanted to stand up when he was pushed back by the brutality.

"Don't be so violent, Yuan Shan is a fortune teller, it's really hard to win her, besides, did she make a move..."

Regarding the matter of going out of the distant mountains, Muji and Haizi were vaguely aware of it, but firstly, there was no evidence, and secondly, there was no need, so they didn't say anything. After all, no matter whether it is a casino or a card table, it is useless if you don't catch the current situation. something happens.

Unexpectedly, Brutality suddenly stood up when he heard the word Chuqian: "Chuqian?!"

"I hate people lying to me the most in my life, don't move!" Pressing Haizi and the target drone, he pointed his finger at the distant mountain angrily.

"I thought you had a problem a long time ago! How could someone win all the time! I finally had a holiday today, the first time I learned how to play poker, and I met you, a big cheater!"

Yuan Shan didn't get angry at all, but gently brushed aside the fingers that were about to poke his face, and said, "Which eye of yours saw that I was cheating? You play cards with others, and you are not allowed to win? If you win, you just want to win." You look like beating someone, who will play cards with you in the future."

"Okay! If I catch you cheating, you will die today!"

"Bang!" Lu Xing slapped the coffee table, and the cup that Yuan Shan put on it jumped up.

"play cards!"

Section 92 Chapter 36 Atrocities in uniform, no.Wear a maid outfit, okay!

"Okay, let's play the last game."

Gathering the scattered cards on the poker table together, Yuan Shan was about to start shuffling, when Lu Xun pressed his hand on it with a "snap": "I'll shuffle this time."

"Okay, okay, wash it, wash it." Yuan Shan waved his hands, leaning against the sofa with his hands folded in front of his chest, watching the brutality shuffling the more than 100 cards back and forth in a hurry.

While washing, brutality scanned the other three people with vigilant eyes.

Shuffle, draw, play cards.

Everyone played very cautiously in the final game, even Yuan Shan was a little nervous, so the first few rounds were not good, the target machine's cards this time were not too good, but they were not so bad that they couldn't play. , and a not-so-small bomb in his hand as his hole card, it shouldn't be too ugly to lose.

When a new round started, the brutality who had been keeping calm all of a sudden sneered and pressed the cards in his hand on the table one by one.

A、2、3、4、5、6、7......Q、K。

All the best.

Target machine and Haizi looked at the thirteen cards neatly placed on the coffee table, and gasped. This is too exaggerated. Is this the legendary good luck that newcomers always have when they play cards?

After Tong Tianshun beat him, he laughed exaggeratedly, and patted the armrest of the sofa while laughing: "Hahahaha, it's the first time in my life that Tong Tianshun didn't expect it~"

Tilting his head, he stretched out his face to Haizi, who was next door, and asked with showing off mixed with proud anticipation: "Do you want it?"

"I'm sorry." Haizi stepped back a little, trying to stay away from the violence.

"What about you, the target drone?" Lu Xing got up slightly and went to the target drone.

"I'm sorry."

"Haha, Miss Yuanshan can't afford it too? Then I will discard the last card~" Lu Xun clamped the last card with two fingers, and flicked the card with the other hand "Papa" Straight ring.

"Who said I can't afford it?" Yuan Shan smiled mysteriously, and then played his cards confidently like a marshal who was sure of winning.

"I knew what you wanted... what?!" Brutal sat up straight in shock, the half-spoken sarcasm was abruptly blocked back, and the tone changed.

"I'm sorry, I'm also Tong Tianshun, and I'm just a little older than you."

Yuan Shan played the cards in his hands, not only a straight flush, but also a straight flush.Slapped opposite the thirteen cards that Atrocities just played, all hearts.

The target machine almost stared out of its eye sockets, what sin did he and Haizi tm do to think of playing cards with the gods.

Moreover, all the aces of hearts in these two decks are obviously in his hands, how did Yuan Shan get a straight flush!

Looking down at the cards in his hand again, the drone almost fell off the sofa—the Ace of Hearts in his hand was replaced by the Ace of Clubs at some point.

This is really a fairy!

If it wasn't for Yuan Shan who was targeting the atrocities for something, he and Haizi would probably be played to death by Yuan Shan.

Prohibited items: playing cards with Yuanshan.

The target machine silently wrote down a sum in the small notebook in his heart.

Looking at Haizi next to him, he also had an unbelievable expression on his face. The two looked at each other in shock for a few seconds, and then nodded silently. Atrocities were committed.

The atrocities at the pinnacle of the poker life were directly blinded by Yuan Shan's hand of cards, his eyes were lifeless, and all the strength in his body seemed to be hollowed out, and he collapsed on the sofa.

It's over, Atrocities may never want to play cards in this life.

Yuan Shan's lore established his own victory. In just one round, he wiped out all the cards in his hand and became the final winner.

The target machine and Haizi worked together to guard against death. They didn't let the brutality who had only one card left walk away, even though the brutality looked pitifully at the two of them, they showed no mercy.

Violently put down the cards in his hand, his eyes lost their brilliance, just like the heroine in the book caught her boyfriend cheating on her bed, fixedly looking at the drone and Haizi.

It made the two of them feel so guilty for a moment.

"Would you like to bet, miss Lu Xing, come with me?" Yuan Shan smiled and walked over to pull Lu Xing up, who fell into self-doubt and did not resist, and followed Yuan Shan straight to the living area behind.

Seeing the atrocities turned into black and white, the target machine touched his chin, what's the matter with this feeling of winning a game but losing life, bastard.

After nearly half an hour, Yuan Shan walked out of the room pushing the brutality.

Wearing a black base layer, white lace trim, and black knee socks, Brutal's cheeks flushed with embarrassment, and he clutched the corner of the skirt tightly with his hands. This, this skirt is too short!

Driven by Yuan Shan's eyes, he walked to the drone and Haizi with three steps.

Or Yuanshan can play.

Muji and Haizi secretly ordered a savings for Yuanshan in their hearts, and then tried their best to avoid making a fool of themselves.

Rabbit ears, absolute domain, miniskirt, maid, beautiful feet, shameful PLAY.

It can be called precise chicken fighting.

Looking at the confident, strong, and a little bit proud bunny-eared girl in the original impression, now wearing a colorful maid outfit, standing in front of me with a flushed face and shyness, the target machine only feels that she is about to explode.

White teeth lightened, and Brutality opened his mouth, but he didn't have the nerve to make a sound.Yuan Shan, who was standing not far away watching the play with his arms folded, said, "What do you want to call it?"

"Lord, master..." A voice as thin as a mosquito moan sounded.

Hiss, the target drone inhaled violently, feeling like its lungs were going to explode.

Haizi next to him was even more exaggerated. The target machine only felt that the oxygen around him was sucked dry by the scary Haizi with red eyes, and his whole body seemed to be full of powerlessness caused by lack of oxygen.

"Can, can you say it again?" Haizi clutched his chest and groped tremblingly.

If the drone didn't know that Haizi didn't have a heart attack, he would definitely think that he was going to get Suxiao Jiuxin Pill.

He gave Haizi a strange look, hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "Master~"

Then her face turned redder, and she lowered her head, wishing she could bury it in her chest.