Men's Kapishi

Moreover, the elasticity of this mattress is also very good. Laplande has only jumped up and down seven or eight times, and the target drone has been bounced up by more than ten centimeters including the person and the quilt.

"Okay, okay! Can't I get up!"

Hearing the answer from the target drone, Laplande stopped in satisfaction: "Then hurry up! Wait for you for 10 minutes at most."

"Immediately! Immediately! Get out!"

"Cut." Laplande pouted, but still took the initiative to go out, and finally stuck his head in and urged: "Hurry up!"

Seven or eight minutes later, the drone was washing in the bathroom with two dark circles under its eyes, while Laplande was already fully dressed and sitting in the dining room.

"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd, then the drone spat out the water in its mouth, "Have you brushed your teeth yet?"

"Swipe it!"

"What a liar! Both sets of dental kits were unopened when I arrived!"

"Beautiful girls don't need to brush their teeth!"

"Hurry up, there's no food if you don't brush your teeth."

"Ha! You think I'm dirty, don't you!" Laplande sat there again and started banging on the table.

No matter where Lapland was messing around, the drone didn't back down in the slightest. Laplande, who couldn't hold back the drone, could only honestly start washing under the supervision.

"Who told you to drink it! Spit out the mouthwash!"

"Gulu Gulu, Ha Yi, pee." After spitting out the mouthwash like a drone, Laplande flicked his tail impatiently, "Is it all right now? Go make me breakfast!"

"Still making breakfast? Do you really think I'm a shit-shoveling officer? Eat in the cafeteria!"

In the end, after a hard game between the target drone and Lapland, the place for breakfast was finally chosen in the restaurant on the fourth floor of the comprehensive business center.Laplande had a lot of things to do, and she was determined not to go to the cafeteria for breakfast, so she didn't tell her why she didn't say anything.

Looking at the bright sky outside the window and the sparse customers in the store, the drone sighed and said, "Order what you want."

"You treat me, I haven't paid my salary yet."

"Ah? Are you really employed? Don't go to Texas anymore?" The drone took out the personal terminal and scanned the scanning area on the side of the table, then handed it to Laplande to order by herself.

"I found a new purpose in life. Texas is a thing of the past. I hope she can be happy."

The croissant amulet hanging around your neck is revealed, hey!Can you make up a slightly convincing reason?

"speak English."

"I don't have money to buy a plane ticket to Longmen."

"Oh."

"But I really plan to do a good job here with you. I swore it. I know everything." Holding the personal terminal of the target drone, Laplande quickly swipe the menu, and all the delicious ones come to him. ordered one.

What do you know, don't say such ambiguous words casually.

"Wow, aren't you too rich?" Looking at the small string of numbers in the personal terminal of the target drone on the checkout page, Laplande said enviously, "You're too bourgeois."

"Pfft." The drone spewed out the tea in his mouth, "cough cough cough, where did you hear the word, do you know what it means?"

"I know, I know, you can't talk nonsense now." Laplande showed an expression of "I understand" and glanced at the drone.

Do you understand the reincarnation of the king? By the way, what do you understand?The target drone agreed to the payment request popped up by the bracelet without any further questions.

Because the time was too early, there were no people in the usually full restaurant, and the meals were served very quickly, and a whole table was filled in a short while.The target machine has a big head, so I can't finish eating it.

"Don't worry, I'm sure I'll finish eating." Laplande said confidently as if he could see the worry of the drone.

It turned out that after more than ten minutes, the two of them were almost exhausted, lying in the booth and chatting with each other.

"Speaking of the first brother I knew," Laplande recalled, staring at the ceiling and said slowly, "It should be called... what? Hey, forget it, I can't remember. "

"What's wrong?" Target machine stood up and ate the last shrimp dumpling.

"Well, he's pretty good, but unfortunately he's a bit weak. He should be a little older than me? I was quite young at that time, and I met when my family sent me to a family school."

"Have you ever been to school? I thought Syracuse would have been a mafia early on."

"How strange, you can be a gangster if you don't go to school. Do you think the mafia can be a gangster if you want to? You have to take the exam."

"However, the courses we study are different from those taught in ordinary schools. I didn't quite adapt to it at first, but he took good care of me."

"and after?"

"Then he tried to kill me."

"Huh?" The sudden turning point surprised the drone.

Satisfied with the target plane's expression, Laplande nodded complacently, and continued: "If you want to graduate, you have to kill a classmate with your own hands. As I said at the beginning, his strength is mediocre, and he can't protect himself." Join hands with me, let alone kill someone with your own hands."

"But not graduating means being abandoned by the family. It's quite difficult for him. It's a pity that he relented in the end and didn't kill me, and he didn't know that I had awakened the Originium skill." Laplande shrugged .

"you win?"

"Of course, it's pitiful for him to kneel on the ground crying and begging me to let him go. So I forgive him."

"He's going to kill you."

"Not only forgave him, but also looked at him pitifully, and changed the Taoist rules from three cuts and six holes to one blow and two blows."

"Is there any difference between the two?"

"It doesn't make any difference, he's dead anyway."

"Where did your three knives and six holes in Syracuse go!"

"Of course it was piercing the neck." A cruel smile suddenly appeared on Laplande's face, and he licked the corner of his mouth, "His blood spurted out a lot at once, and it smelt all over my body, salty and hot of......"

Seeing Laplande's gradually collapsed expression, the drone shuddered inexplicably, and his hair stood on end.Unable to bear the pressure, the target drone raised its head and looked at Laplande again, only to find that her expression was broken but her eyes were not only awake but also observing her reaction with a slight smile.

When did you develop this bad taste!You didn't make up stories to scare me, did you?

"Really, I never lie." Looking at the performance of the target drone, Laplande flicked his tail on one side happily, then took out a document from his coat pocket and handed it to the target drone: " Laplande, a senior officer of the Special Operations Section of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, invites you to assist in the execution of the mission."

Chapter 121 Chapter 11 Senior Operator Laplande Wants Performance

"Are you really going to work in the Ministry of Internal Affairs?" The target machine was shocked, this kind of work can really be done by a person who may have mental problems?Isn't this a bomb that will explode anytime!

"Minister Minghuang said that it would be a waste of my ability to go to the Marine Corps who can stay mentally handicapped. It's better to come to the Special Operations Division. The basic salary is high. If there are many missions, there will be a lot of allowances. It should be enough to save for a year or two. We can charter a plane to Longmen."

Well, what kind of ecstasy soup did Ming Huang pour into Lapland?

"Then what's going on today? It's related to the West Exit Market?"

"Right, you're pretty smart." Laplande took the ID back, and stared at the drone with the kind of eyes that thought the child was mentally handicapped but suddenly passed the exam.

"Put away that rude look of yours!"

After a while of confusion, the target machine went to get the lunch box and packed the unfinished food in the restaurant temporarily. After all, it was bought with its own hard-earned money, so it should not be wasted, and that bastard Laplande specially picked expensive ones, so he called it "Beat the local tyrants and divide the fields."

What the hell did Ming Huang teach Lapland during these seven days?

Finally able to sit down and talk, the drone asked: "How to say? What is it?"

Looking around to make sure no one was approaching, Laplande leaned forward and said in a low voice: "This matter starts from the fact that you were attacked by Skadi a while ago. A few days ago, I received reports from the masses that it was a market There are a few unfamiliar faces in it."

Looking around vigilantly, Laplande showed a mysterious expression and continued: "Before I speculated that your attack might not be an isolated incident, but now someone has reported it. The minister suspects that there may be hostile elements sneaking into the West Exit Market, plotting evil. .”

"It may be a terrorist attack against innocent people, or it may be the kidnapping and assassination of Karak employees. In short, I hope you can assist me in the investigation."

"why me?"

"The hostile elements wanted to kill you but didn't kill you. Maybe they would show you something when they saw you. After all, you were on the RIM Billiton official missing list after being kidnapped by Skadi. The office was also severely damaged. No one Knowing whether you are dead or alive."

"Co-authoring me is the bait for fishing?"

"Yes."

"Why don't you blush just because you promised?"

"For the sake of ideals, use any means, and there are no taboos. Everything is false, and everything is allowed. This is the code of conduct of your Ministry of Internal Affairs, don't you know?"

"Know what a ghost!" Ming Huang made this up when he was fooling you!

"Nothing is true, everything is allowed. I think it's cool."

It's over, Laplande has been limped by fools, are you going to be an assassin too!Oh, I almost forgot that this silly dog ​​was originally a killer.Ming Huang really knows how to copy, so is it against the law to lie to a fool?

"Are we going now?"

"Okay." The drone nodded, "I'll pick up the car, are you waiting for me at the door?"

"Don't do it, let's go together."

There is a short distance from the Red Bank base in the center of the basin to the West Exit Market, and it is impossible to walk. The target drone can only take Lapland to the underground garage.

Of course, the Red Coast Base couldn't just be a complex of buildings on the surface. Apart from the huge storage area and vehicle storage, the underground is a solid underground bunker.Of course, there are usually no people, and all maintenance is done by intelligent robots, so the underground garage comes in and out more frequently.

Although Karak's vehicles are very strong and resistant to construction, there is no problem with parking in the open air, but due to the shortage of manpower, in order to reduce the pressure of logistical maintenance, idle vehicles will still be parked underground.

It was the first time for Laplande and the target drone to enter the basement. The empty garage made Laplande yell excitedly, "Wow, wow!", and then was persuaded by the target drone.Although there is no one, it does not mean that there is no monitoring.

If someone is really regarded as a fool, wouldn't the senior Lapland operator lose face?

"Let me tell you, this is my first mission, so don't hold back." Laplande leaned on the captain's seat, with his feet on the front console, and his seat belt was not fastened.

The target drone was too lazy to talk, so he got up and fastened Lapland's seat belt. Although Laplande trusted his driving skills so much that the target drone was touched, but the target drone didn't believe in himself!

The terrain in the basin is fairly flat, and there are no giant radioactive crystal structures and faults left by the natural disaster flow. The speed of the light assault vehicle can be maintained in a fairly high range.

After only driving for about ten minutes, we arrived at the parking area outside the Xikou Market.

Seeing the drone take Laplande out of the car, the marines in charge of maintaining law and order immediately saluted, and the drone returned the salute and watched him leave.

They are all old people brought out from the Sargon Desert. As the former chief officer of the Marine Corps, the target plane still knows each other, not to mention that the target plane and Haizi were busy all night when they were captured, distributing supplies and taking care of the wounded. , the first batch of Vaifan employees basically knew Target Drone and Haizi.

Today is another half-monthly market day in the nearby villages and towns. Even though it was still early, the market has already started to be bustling with crowds.

Just as the target drone and Laplande were about to approach the gate, several old men and women with red armbands surrounded them vigilantly.Especially Laplande, this little girl has two swords pinned to her waist, she doesn't seem to be a good person at first glance.

It wasn't until the target drone showed its identity documents to these sunset red volunteers that the faces of the old men and women looked better. Although they were not very literate, the logo of Karak Heavy Industries was still recognizable. Obviously much more senior than ordinary employees, two new faces were allowed in.

It's just that when they let go, they repeatedly told Laplande not to make trouble, otherwise she will have good fruit.

As expected of a family with an old man like a treasure, one can tell at a glance that Laplande is not a human being!Oh, not a nice guy.

After entering the gate of the market, I realized that the West Exit Market is actually not small. In addition to a main road, there are also large and small side roads and alleys. Although they are all simple buildings, they already have a large scale.

Under the supervision of the red cuffs, the Xikou market is crowded and messy, but it is difficult to see garbage and sewage on the ground, which is completely different from the slums outside Rim Billiton Mobile City.

"I want to eat cotton candy!" Seeing all kinds of food stalls on the street, Laplande dragged the target drone and walked there.

"Didn't you just finish your breakfast!" The head of the target machine was as big as a bucket, "And you still eat cotton candy when you are old! Auntie, why don't we finish our business and go back?"

Chapter 122 Chapter 12 Let's go on honeymoon together

After being stared back at by Laplande, the target drone immediately fell silent, and followed Laplande obediently forward.

I almost forgot that Laplande suffers from ore disease, and it seems to have affected his head, so he is considered a quasi-mental patient.People of this type are often paranoid and accept death, in other words, they are one-sided.

It is not impossible if Laplande suddenly turns against him.If you are beaten by a mental illness, you can only consider yourself unlucky, and the beating is in vain.So it's better to follow Laplande's wishes honestly, and admit to being cowardly in front of mental illness, not shabby.

Seven or eight meters away, the target machine felt that the actions of the stall owner selling cotton candy were a bit familiar. The center of the cotton candy machine was spinning rapidly amidst the hum of the motor. The stall owner stepped on the pedal to control the speed while rubbing the Small wooden sticks, a marshmallow will be ready in a short while.

The vivid childhood memory of the post-[-]s generation is that the presence of such a small stall in Terra has an inexplicable sense of disobedience.Taking a closer look, hey, this is still a booth set up by the logistics department of Karak Heavy Industries.

Squeezing over with Laplande, the owner of the stall, Vaifan, just made a marshmallow bigger than Laplande's head, and handed it to an old lady Carters with a child.Seeing the little brat munching under the doting eyes of his grandma, Laplande looked envious, then turned to look at the target drone without saying a word.

What else can the target machine do?I could only ask the price, and then I paid for two marshmallows, each priced at ten Longmen coins. If I hadn't developed the habit of carrying small change at Rim Billiton, I might not be able to buy it.

Dozens of Longmen Coins are small change for the target drone, but for the people watching the fun, it is obviously not a sum that can be easily given out to satisfy the children's greed. many.

Marshmallow will have to wait for a while, and the target drone is just about to look around, when Laplande, who is standing beside him, suddenly leans over and wraps his arms around the target drone's right arm naturally, looking like a little bird.

"What are you doing?" The moment Laplande approached, the body of the target machine tensed up instantly, md, a mental patient has a wide mind, and there is no way to predict what Laplande wants to do.

"How about the next month's vacation? How about going on a honeymoon?" Laplande asked with a sweet smile, her eyes forming two crescents, leaning on the shoulder of the drone.

"Honeymoon?" Lapland suddenly said such inexplicable words, and the drone immediately understood that the target had appeared nearby and was discovered by Lapland.But Laplande, you acted too hard!

To be honest, facing Laplande, who looks like a newlywed little wife, the target machine is a little tempted. It would be great if Laplande can really be trained to look like this.

But as long as I think that Laplande is very likely to suddenly blacken, pull out the big sword, cut off his head, hold it in his arms and laugh and say that we can be together forever, the target machine can't help but want to slap the two of them. , Cheap or cheap, haven't you seen Laplandesh's true colors?

If it really comes out like this, even if you don't burp, you will be scared out of trouble.

However, in the blink of an eye, the target machine has already thought of marrying Lapland and having children in his mind, and then cheated on Skadi and was accidentally discovered. The two fought for themselves for [-] rounds regardless of the outcome, and finally decided to split their shares equally At that time, Texas appeared with the child in his arms, crying bitterly. The newborn child cannot live without a father. Let me share half of it...