Men's Kapishi

"If there are no accidents, shall we come over tomorrow?"

Leaving the dormitory of the Guard Bureau, Mu Ji and Hai Zi took a taxi back to the hotel.The room in the suite with top environmental control facilities is always comfortable at 26°C. The two of them didn’t have much to say, so they greeted each other to take a shower, change clothes, and get ready for a good night’s sleep. When would they wake up from hunger? Room Service.

Because the wound should not get wet, the target drone was simply rinsed instead of lying in the jacuzzi.Before turning on the shower, the target drone hesitated to lick his palm, which was darker than a Wakanda man, before he fell to the ground. In the end, he didn't stick out his tongue because he was worried about food poisoning.

However, this does not affect the target drone to lift the quilt and get into the three-meter-wide bed.Cool, this warm and soft quilt, I feel a little reluctant to move away.It's just that the target drone didn't feel right for a while, and I couldn't tell what was wrong.

Wait, it's warm, although there is floor heating and air conditioning, but the target drone doesn't remember that there is something like an electric blanket on the bed, so it can't be hot on the bed, unless...

The drone stretched out its hand from the quilt and groped to the side, and sure enough, it felt something through the quilt, and slowly lifted the quilt to look inside, a pair of red agate-like eyes stared sleepily at itself.

"S, Skadi, why are you sleeping on my bed?"

"I do not want to go to work."

"No no no, I'm not rushing you to work, I mean, this is my...my bed...that..."

"The downstairs room has been checked out, but it is very troublesome to reopen the room."

The drone was silent for a while, then got up in grief and indignation, bent over and walked out. Fortunately, he didn't have the habit of sleeping naked, otherwise it would be a lot of fun.

"Are you angry?" Skadi asked, wrapping the quilt tightly again.

"No, I'm going to take a cold shower to calm down."

Chapter 263 Chapter 84 Housewarming

"Are you sick?" Haizi dragged his luggage out and put it in the trunk of the taxi, and complained to the target drone waiting behind, "I was just about to lie down and you stepped on the horse and ran over and said you wanted to move. You have a grudge against me." Or what?"

"Listen to me, this place can't live..."

"That girl is already lying on your bed, what else do you want? If it were me, the child would be able to play soy sauce, but you are better off, and you will even crawl around and ask me to move." Haizi said angrily, "I Seeing that you are seriously ill, I will ask you later if there is any old Chinese doctor in Longmen who specializes in treating difficult and miscellaneous diseases."

"I'm only going to run if I'm not sick. If I stay on this horse for a second longer, something will happen. What if the gun goes off?"

"What else can I do, form a Taoist couple and invite everyone to have a wedding wine."

"It's easy for you to say."

"It is said that there is a man in Karak Heavy Industries who likes killer whales very much. He used to say that Titi was the best in the world, until one day, a killer whale came to his door..."

"Zinima, I see you want to fight!"

"Hit it, hit it, whoever is afraid of it is a dog!"

The two quarreled all the way in the car, even the taxi driver couldn't stand it anymore, and overtook more than a dozen cars in a row to send the drone and Haizi to their destination.Fortunately, the two of them didn't have a lot of luggage, and all their combat equipment was thrown in the camp in the slums. Only the self-defense pistols were left, and one box for each person was almost enough.

Opening the access control of the dormitory of the Guard Bureau, the return of Haizi and the target drone was obviously beyond the expectations of Sir Chen, who was sitting in the common room, having a meeting with Xingxiong and Shi Huaiya: "Huh? Why are you two back again?" ?”

"Hey, I think the drone will come today, anyway, I don't have much luggage." Haizi sighed, "We will be neighbors from now on, thanks for taking care of us."

"Ah, easy to say, just tell me if you have any questions." Xingxiong replied very straightforwardly, and Shi Huaiya also welcomed them. It seems that Chen has already greeted them.

The two went back to their rooms and slept until the next afternoon. When they got up, there was no one in the dormitory. The scene where a beautiful girl cooked a meal and asked you to come eat could only be thinking of peaches. Haizi even suspected that Chen, None of the three, Shi Huaiya and Xingxiong, can cook, otherwise the small restaurant at the gate of the Guard Bureau would not be as enthusiastic as seeing their relatives when seeing these people.

After casually going downstairs to deal with it, Muji and Haizi were about to go back to sleep again, but unfortunately things didn't go as planned, the camp in the slum area sent a communication to arrest Haizi and go back to work, Muji was let go because of his leg injury.

Karak Heavy Industries and Longmen Guard Bureau have very big differences in cooperation. Chen You has a strong character, and Jelivor is of course not a good match.

Although on the surface Jelivor looks like a smiling and kind-hearted old man, but in essence he is not an easy-talking person. Several managers of the egg were pulled out and criticized together.

Now Jelivor and Sir Chen are confronting each other because of the issue of dominance.

Chen personally participated in the battle in the slums, so he naturally knew how much the gangsters equipped with automatic firearms on a large scale have improved. Although most of the ammunition reserves have been destroyed, no one can say how many have been distributed and privately hidden. clear.

Therefore, it is still a high-risk and huge challenge for the Guard Bureau to clean up the remaining militants building by building. Naturally, it is hoped that Karak Heavy Industries can provide assistance, at least part of the equipment.

But Jelivor refuses to cooperate in this regard, rather intends to go it alone, do you want assistance?Sorry, there is no extra manpower.Want to equip?Yes, you can enjoy a 95% discount for pre-ordering now, and it will take at least six months to arrange delivery.

However, Sir Chen discovered through his own channels that Karak Heavy Industries is steadily advancing in the control area of ​​the slums. Is this okay?

There is no way, Haizi can only be called by Jelivor to help. Anyway, there is no need to continue to hide the identity of the target drone and Haizi. He was called to be responsible for the cooperation between Karak Heavy Industries and the Guard Bureau. .

The target drone just slept like this for two days, and on the third day, it couldn't sleep anyway, and fell into a painful situation of boredom.The injury is almost healed, and the stitches can be removed in a few days. Of course, it doesn't matter if they don't, as they will be absorbed by the body naturally.

There was no one in the dormitory. Chen sir, Xingxiong, Shi Huaiya, and Haizi were all too busy to touch the ground. The target drone was really boring, so I could only take out a cell phone that was not used much and had few contacts, and opened it. The Supreme VIP that Shi Huaiya gave to play the game alone, but the target drone that has been edified by the art of Blue Star Ninth has long formed its own game aesthetics. Just because of the crazy mouth smell, he was banned for a day by a large number of reports.

Throwing the phone away, the drone sighed, picked up the phone again, and opened the social software to create Moments. Several people from Penguin Logistics were either drinking or delivering goods, nothing new.Shi Huaiya sent a few selfies, but nothing else.

boring.The drone flipped through the contact list, stayed on Skadi's profile picture for a few seconds, and then clicked on the profile picture of Laplande below.There is no news about La Gouzi until now, and I don't know what he is doing.

"What are you busy with?"

After sending out the target drone, I regretted it. If La Gouzi didn't turn off the mute while performing the task, it would be an own problem.Laplande didn't reply either, and it took a few minutes before he sent a video.

Click on it, and it's pitch black, and you can only see a man tied to an iron tie rod, muttering inaudibly, probably begging for mercy or something.Then the target machine saw a slender girl's arm from the screen, grabbing the gun barrel and picking up an AK from the ground, it should be Laplande himself.

Laplande didn't speak, and fell on the man's face with the butt of the AK upside down. The eyeball was directly smashed out of the eye socket. Only the nerve bundle behind the eyeball was still connected. The man passed out without saying a word. .

Throwing the gun away casually, Laplande took out a lighter from his pocket and lit it, pasted it and carefully roasted the eyeballs hanging on the man's face, directly waking up the bloody stubble man, and issued a Harsh screams.

Before the video ended, the target machine clicked to close.I really lost my mind and went crazy, I ran to find Laplande, and a video directly raised my blood pressure.

There are not many people in the contact list, so just swipe to the end, click on Haizi, and the target drone clicked and typed a few words: "Is the slum area busy?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense when you step on a horse? If you have something to report, you will retire if you have nothing to do."

"fine."

"Go away. I'm so busy that it's dark, so don't look for trouble."

"How busy are you?"

"Nauseous, dizzy, vomiting, loss of appetite. Seeing that you look better, come here to help?"

"Don't go."

Waiting for the target drone to say something, it was discovered that Haizi had already blocked it.

Hey, forget it, let's go out for a stroll.The target machine got up from the bed, got dressed and went downstairs, sat in the small restaurant opposite the Guard Bureau building, ate a bowl of noodles, and began to wander aimlessly in the city of Longmen.When passing by a narrow and dim alley, a small shop with pink lights attracted the target drone's attention.

Chapter 264 Chapter 85 Longmen Old Chinese Doctor

In fact, this kind of store has been seen before in the target drone, but unfortunately, there has never been a chance to practice it.It is generally located in the corners of the city and other inconspicuous corners. It looks mysterious and dilapidated on the outside. It doesn’t look like there will be customers at all, but it can stand for many years in the dark alleys of the city. Called an economic miracle.

Speaking of which, everyone may think wrongly here, and the target drone also thinks wrongly.When I got closer, I realized that it was just a sex toy store. I lost interest immediately. I stood at the door and looked at it for a while. I was just about to leave when there was a greeting from the drone inside, and I suddenly became unhappy.

"What's wrong with you, kid?"

"You are the only one who is sick, your whole family is sick!"

"Why do you come to me if you are not sick? I am a clinic."

"Aren't you selling sex toys?"

"part time."

"Are you sure you're not sick?" The unshaven old man behind the glass counter pushed his eyes and looked at the target drone opposite him. He even looked a little fairy-like. If it wasn't for the fake dicks on the counter he climbed, the effect would be better.

"No, I'm sure. Isn't this penis too big?"

"People who are sick say that they are not sick. This one is only in M ​​size, and there is also PRO MAX PLUS, which is the treasure of my shop."

"Ah, I have a friend who says he's dizzy, nauseous, vomiting, loss of appetite. Damn, how big is that?"

"Is that friend you mentioned really yourself? In short, it's very big."

"Of course not!" In order to prove his innocence, the drone took out the chat records with Haizi.

"Then your friend is seriously ill." The old man stroked his beard, stretched out his head and said in a low voice.He looked like a charlatan who was about to cheat, but the drone was not afraid of being cheated, and after eating the noodles, he only had five yuan in cash left in his pocket.

"I only have five yuan, you can figure it out." The target drone was very bachelor, took out the five yuan and slapped it on the table.

"Is that too little?"

"Don't pull it down."

Talking about the drone reaching out to take the money back, the old man hurriedly stretched out his hand and held it down, and said, "Forget it, Christmas is coming soon, let me give you something as a Christmas present for your friend."

"What is a gift, five yuan!" The drone said dissatisfied.

"Five yuan counts as packaging money. Nuo, write a word of blessing here, and you can take care of your health and the like."

After receiving the pink piece of paper handed over by the old man, the target machine thought for a while, and wrote it in a hurry-take care of your body, jiumi?, and then signed and handed it back, only to see that the old man had already started to take out the colored paper to prepare to pack. A small box too.

"What did you pack?"

The old man took the piece of paper handed over by the target drone, and said without looking up: "Pregnancy test stick."

"Hey! How do you say it is so natural! It's too strange to give someone a pregnancy test stick for Christmas!"

"What else do you want to give away for five yuan? If it's not for sale...or if it's not for my kindness, where would you buy the five yuan pregnancy test stick? Besides, your friend's symptoms are dizziness, nausea, and vomiting. Isn't it obvious that she is pregnant?"

"Yes, but he is a man!"

"Who says men can't get pregnant!"

Such a shocking speech and extremely confident tone instantly bluffed the drone, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

"Besides, nothing will happen if you take a test." The old man wrapped the pregnancy test stick in wrapping paper and put it in front of the target machine. "It's wrapped, take it."

Sitting on the sofa in the common room in a daze, the target machine didn't know how he put the small box in his pocket and how he walked back to the dormitory. No matter how you think about it, it's too strange, right?Putting the box on the coffee table, Target Machine fell into deep thought.

"Why are you sitting here alone? What is this thing?"

Haizi's voice came from next to his ear, and then the target drone was brought back to reality from the mysterious world of philosophy, and he answered, "Oh, this is a prepared Christmas present."

"Christmas gift?" Haizi was taken aback, only to realize that Christmas is indeed coming up in a few days, "Who are you going to give it to?"

"For you. Merry Christmas." The drone suddenly smiled, then threw the box to Haizi, "I'm going back to rest."

Subconsciously accepted the gift thrown by the target drone, before Haizi could react, the target drone had already returned to the room.

How do you think this is too weird?Haizi sat on the sofa and looked at the small box wrapped in colorful reflective paper in front of him, feeling chills all over his body, with goose bumps popping out one after another.

Haizi, who hadn't received a Christmas gift for so many years, was a little confused.Skadi was lying on the bed, and instead of being a beast, the target drone dragged herself to move.Now I suddenly gave myself a Christmas present, and I laughed meaningfully.

No way?No way?No way?The gay guy is by my side?This is a great thing.How could he pretend so well? For five years, five years, I have known the target drone for more than five years, but I didn't discover his true face at all. Something bad happened.

What should I do?How can he refuse the target machine to keep his innocence without hurting him?I have no clue at all.This square box should look like candy like chocolate, what should I do?

Haizi sat there worrying, pulling down his hair one by one, but there was nothing he could do. It was almost twelve o'clock at night in a blink of an eye.The wristband vibrated suddenly, reminding Haizi that there was an internal communication from Karak Heavy Industries.

"Hello? What's the matter?"

"Something happened in the slum area, you come here to deal with it?" Jelivor's voice also revealed exhaustion.

"What's going on in the middle of the night? Can we do it tomorrow?" Haizi held the communicator in one hand and the gift from the target drone in the other, and walked towards the door.

"No, it is said that our people tortured and disabled people, and their eyeballs were roasted. It is really miserable. The family members are making trouble with Lao Chen from the Guard Bureau. Let's go through the procedure to appease them as soon as possible."

"Okay, I'll go there now, is there anything else?" Haizi said while putting the gift on the small cabinet next to the entrance, freeing his left hand to open the door, but unexpectedly the door was pushed open , is poetry Huaiya.

"Ah, Miss Shi Huaiya came back so late? You have worked hard." Haizi covered the microphone and greeted Shi Huaiya.

"Are you going out so late?"

"There's another incident in the slum area. I'll deal with it." Haizi smiled wryly.

"Then you have worked very hard. Hey, what is this?" Shi Huaiya put her bag on the cabinet and picked up the gift that the target drone gave Haizi.

"A Christmas present from the drone."

"Huh? Did the drone actually think of giving me a Christmas present? I didn't see it." Shi Huaiya said in surprise.

broken!Forgot that this small cabinet is only used by Shi Huaiya, it is full of her things!I didn't make it clear just now, but she misunderstood that this was a gift from the target drone!

But if I explain to her that this is a gift from the target drone, first, it will spoil Shi Huaiya's interest, and second, if she misunderstands that there is an unusual relationship between me and the target drone, it may be my life. Qingming will be destroyed!Haizi's brains turned sharply, his thoughts were like lightning, and he finally decided to use his tricks instead of explaining. Anyway, it was just a box of chocolates, so it was no big deal.

Low EQ: This is given to me by the drone. Ms. Shi Huaiya, stop being sentimental.

High EQ: Indeed, I didn't expect the opportunity to prepare a gift for Miss Shi Huaiya.

After making up his mind, Haizi decided not to mention that the gift was given to him by the drone, and after chatting for a while, he turned and left.As soon as he walked to the elevator, an email message came from Haizi's communicator. When he opened it, it was a target drone. Only then did Haizi remember that he was blocked on his mobile phone.

"Have you opened the present?"

"No."

"Why don't you watch it?"

"Because it was taken away by Shi Huaiya."

"What did you say!!!!!!"