last post apocalypse

Author of the previous post: Nun Knight with Dyeing Hair

Introduction:

My name is Kamijou Touma, I am 16 years old, an ordinary student in Academy City, without a magical right hand.The biggest dream in this life is world peace, and to become a reality before... until one day there is a figure around me that ordinary people can't see.

ps: My first work, "Yuriko Suzuke of Academy City" has already been completed, so this book can also be guaranteed to be completed.Although the quality cannot be guaranteed, the number of words is guaranteed.

Chapter 1. This is not a stand-in

This is a simple and sloppy single male dormitory. The floor and the small round table are covered with manuscript paper, waste paper balls and summer homework, as well as various snacks and cans.

But the owner of this kennel, a boy with a black prickly hair, was lying on the bed with a look of pain on his face, tossing and turning like a drowning loach.

But it wasn't because he was about to die, it was just because he accidentally put on the T-shirt that was used as pajamas backwards, and was stuck in his throat by the label on the collar and kept having nightmares.

"Ugh...uh...it hurts"

Following the twitching of the calf muscles, the hedgehog-headed boy was awakened by the severe pain of the cramps, and then he made a creaking sound because his toes kicked against the wall, and there was a loud muffled sound when his head hit the head of the bed, which made the boy instantly lose his sleepiness woke up.

Then, when he was about to go to the ground, he accidentally stepped on an empty can on the ground, and then the whole person flipped 360 degrees in the air, and finally fell on the small square table.

Then, under the action of the law of elasticity, the small round table rises into the air together with the ink bottle on it and the liquid inside.

Then, bang, bang, bang—oops!After the sound of the voice, Kamijou's homework and the manuscript that he worked so hard to produce yesterday were completely destroyed.However, the summer homework was not damaged at all, not even a single ink spot was stained.

Hahaha, it's really gratifying.

After sorting out my mood, after all, in such an unfortunate life, as long as you are still alive, you must move forward firmly—even if you are like a cockroach, you must survive tenaciously.

Today is July NO.20, the first day of summer vacation.A new day for a boy named Kamijou Touma begins with misfortune.

......

'Today's lucky zodiac sign is Capricornus. Whether it's love, career or wealth, it's unstoppable today!No matter what happens, there will be a good result in the end, go buy a lottery ticket! '

Taking off as pajamas, it has turned into a T-shirt that looks like the skin of a jet-black Dalmatian.Kamijou found a rag, and carefully wiped the ink-stained floor while listening to the horoscope program on the TV.

Hehe, luck or something... For Mr. Kamijou, it is like the dark sword 22 of the doghead fish, it is something only in dreams.

Kamijou Touma, an ordinary middle school third-year student in the Academy City area of ​​Tokyo.No super powers, no great right hand.If you want to say that it is different, apart from being more unfortunate than ordinary people, it is probably because my hidden occupation is a 'novelist'.

After wiping the floor, Kamijou put aside his summer homework and picked up the ink-stained manuscript paper.Looking at the handwriting that has disappeared on it, he looks sad.

"Ah, misfortune!"

And the things written by hand after a hard work all night just disappeared, although the life of more than a year has made Kamijou used to misfortune.But the saved manuscripts were wiped out, such a heavy blow still made Kamijou uncomfortable and didn't know what to say.

I hope that the broken computer will come back soon!At that time, you will be able to free your right hand and code with both hands!

"The most unfortunate zodiac sign today is Gemini friends. If you are not careful, you may be in bad luck~~ Your lucky color today is golden yellow, but it is best not to leave the house..."

Kamijou scoffed at the outrageous remarks made by the host lady on the TV.

Lucky color?what is that!It doesn't exist at all!

I heard from the same lady last time that my luckiest haircut was a Saiyan-like hedgehog hair. What happened?Misfortune is still misfortune, never far away, even more unfortunate than before!

After drying the quilt and the washed T-shirt outside, Kamijou returned to the house and sat down at the table.

"Forehead......."

Kamijou rummaged through the 'past life' memories that had been chaotic in some places, (yes, the poor traveler can't even remember his own name), and was about to rewrite the plot of the novel that was polluted just now.

This is what Mr. Kamijou lives on, a novel called "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure".Fiction, yes!Kamijou adapted the manga from his memory and presented it in the form of a novel.Writing has a lower barrier to entry than manga, so Kamijou heavily chose the former between mediocre writing and shitty drawing.

(The story focuses on the plot! Not the painting skills and characters!)

Kamijou comforted himself like this, and tried to ignore the fact that he was a poor painter.

Moreover, in addition to this "JOJO", Kamijou also pirated several books such as "Idiot Test Summoner" and "Sword Art Online", which was also called "Guataro Typewriter" by readers based on the pseudonym.

This novel has been serialized for more than a year now.

Because of the magical pose on the cover, the brain-bursting setting and the bloody battle plot that breaks through the sky, it has been widely acclaimed in a very short period of time.Especially after the third part, when the concept of stand-in messenger appeared, the sales doubled several times.It is even exaggeratedly hailed as a "rescue work" to save the flood of routines in the light novel industry.

The manga has already been put on the agenda, and Kamijou is going to discuss the manga setting with Mr. Walter in the afternoon, and the animation must be just a matter of time.

Haha!Although life is still unfortunate!But with his own efforts, he can also successfully reach the pinnacle of life, and then marry a beautiful girl, right?

However, Kamijou didn't enjoy himself for long.Because, as he was writing, he found that the palm of his hand holding the pen was stained with ink, and the words he just wrote became blurred under the rubbing of his little finger.

"Oh! Shit!"

After realizing this, Kamijou hurried to the bathroom to find a wet towel to remedy.

"Where? Where?"

If you don't hurry, you will have to write a new copy once the ink is dry!Kamijou-san doesn't want to waste too long on the same thing.

"The boy with the hedgehog head is on your right."

At this time, a mysterious voice suddenly reminded Kamijou from his ear.Kamijou turned around to look, and sure enough it was there.Finally found it, quickly wipe off the ink stains, and then stick it with transparent glue, it can still be saved!

Hahaha, it's so good - what a ghost! ! !

"who!!!"

Kamijou turned his head to look around, but found no one but himself.But the voice just now was obviously not an illusion!So......

"Gollum..."

Kamijou's Adam's apple trembled powerfully, and he slowly turned his head to the bathroom mirror, a blue, red and white tights-wrapped abdominal muscles appeared in Kamijou's field of vision.

——The opponent is so tall that Kamijou's mirror can't contain it.

"Yo, so you can see me? Boy!"

Suddenly the other party lowered his head, two upward golden bangs, and a confident smile so exaggerated that it almost scared Kamijou to pee appeared in the center of the mirror.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Kamijou's reflexive punch shattered the mirror.

Chapter 2. Ghost

"Ugh, ghost ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

A scream of howling ghosts and wolves came from Kamijou's apartment, and the voice contained a series of the most negative human emotions such as fear, anger, and panic.Even because the voice was too tragic, it was impossible to clearly distinguish the gender of the voice as male or female.

The neighbors were taken aback for a moment, but when they heard that it was Kamijou's house, they all sighed, "What misfortune happened to this unlucky Kamijou?", and then ignored it.Wait for him to subside by himself.

Unlike the calm reactions of the neighbors, Kamijou's hair stood on end in fright.He didn't even wear socks, and rushed out of the house with his slippers on.

"Calm down, Kamijou boy!"

"Brother Gui turned into a ghost and wants to sleep with me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Ever since the mirror was broken, Kamijou's side has been following this deep voice.If he used reflections like glass, he could still see a muscular man who was at least two heads taller than him, following him all the time!

But no matter how he ran, the ghost of the muscular brother in red, white and blue tights was always with him and never left him.As if wanting to grow old with him, he has been following him.

(Calm down! Calm down! Master Bruce said that when you encounter danger, if you don’t calm down, you will die! So, calm down, calm down! Calm down... By the way, count the prime numbers!)

"2 3 5 7... 19 23 2934, no, 31 37... 89... 97... Then what!!"

It was only then that Kamijou realized that he couldn't count prime numbers above 100 sadly, but it was indeed the same as what was said in the manga, doing so would calm people down.

Only then did he realize that at some point, that unknown muscular brother's voice no longer appeared around him.

"It should be thrown away!"

It was quiet all around, except for the sound of panting like a vacuum cleaner, there was no other movement.After relaxing, Kamijou realized that his legs were as heavy as lead, and he could barely lift them.

(Take a break. If you keep running, you will die of exhaustion if you don’t get eaten by ghosts.)

He took two steps back, the sound of stepping on the abandoned rusty bicycle on the ground made his hair stand up in fright, and kept the posture of Ultraman emitting light for a full ten seconds, and then put his hand down with confidence.

This seems to be a small alley between a residential building and a residential building. There is nothing but abandoned bicycles piled up as high as a hill, dustbins rusted to the point of holes, and stray cats passing by.It's the kind of real 'desolate area' that even punks don't often come to, except for pedestrians who make detours.

If Kamijou hadn't ran in unconsciously in a panic, he might never have come near this place in his life.

(Looks like that guy is really gone.)

Slowly sliding down with his back against the wall, looking up at the sky cut into a rectangle by tall buildings, Kamijou smiled wryly.

"Why is there such an unscientific thing as ghosts in this world!"

Although it is unscientific to travel by himself, he has never thought about it, nor has he encountered anything similar to unscientific.Traveling through time can be said to be memory running to parallel worlds along with quantum black holes, but ghosts and monsters...

However, at this moment, a powerful voice sounded from Kamijou's ear.

"Kamijou boy, I'm not a ghost!"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

The calmness just now disappeared without a trace, and Kamijou turned around to find in horror, the blond man wearing a red, white and blue three-color tights, at least two meters tall, with a different style of painting from the surroundings Just two or three meters in front of him.

Although it looks like a 3D projection, the brick walls in the background can be vaguely seen through.

But he is indeed real, floating in front of Kamijou.Even without mirrors and glass, Kamijou could see.

"Don't worry!" The blond man put his hips on his hips, puffed up his huge chest muscles that seemed to stretch his clothes, let out a 'hahaha' laugh, and said, "I won't hurt you! I'm a hero!"

hero? !

Haha!Don't tease me! !You are obviously an earthbound spirit or a back spirit or something like that!And just now I couldn't see it with the naked eye, but now I can see it. It must have absorbed Mr. Kamijou's vitality, or even prepared to kill Mr. Kamijou and resurrect him from the corpse!

"Hahaha!!!"

Kamijou's eyes became hollow, and he looked up to the sky and laughed wildly three times.

"Ghosts will believe your nonsense—ahhh..."

Then he turned around and ran, but he didn't expect that his feet were already weak. His left foot tripped over his right foot and fell face down. Not to mention, it also triggered a series of complicated events such as garbage can→bike hill→black cat→cactus. After the physical operation, the result was that there was a cactus with water droplets and soil on the head of the boy with the hedgehog lying on the ground.

"Kamijou boy, be careful up there!!! Ah... is it too late?!"

The burly man in tights watched the series of processes triggered by Kamijou, then walked over carefully and squatted down.

"Hmm... already passed out. Speaking of which, Kamijou boy is really unfortunate."

The burly man in tights remembered the series of events he had seen since the morning. If he were a 'professional hero', this child would be a 'born unlucky child'.

"Then what should we do now...huh?!"

The burly man in tights turned his head towards the exit of the alley, and the voices of some people could be heard faintly from there.

"Ah, is someone here? That's fine, if it's a good person, an ambulance will be called..."

Although the strong man in tights thought well, it's a pity that Kamijou's unlucky attribute still works even in a coma.The punks who don't necessarily come back once a month suddenly came to this place where no shit.

"Boss, do we really want to abandon the stronghold? I still have something left there."

"Shut up, bastard! It's not safe there anymore, if you want to die, go back and try!"

"Yes, I know brother."

Sensing the boss's murderous eyes, I shrank my neck and didn't dare to speak anymore.

"Hmph, be honest. After this period of time has passed, maybe we can go back."

Unlike the younger brother who has no experience, the one who can be the big brother is naturally superior.In addition to being able to fight more than ordinary gangsters, the well-informed information brought by interpersonal relationships and the intuition that can smell danger are also very important differences.

Of course, if his stronghold is lost, the big brother will naturally be upset.

Dang!

He kicked a soda can that rolled down to the bottom of his feet, and then the gangster boss suddenly found a white thing that was very conspicuous in the messy garbage pile.

Ok?

After careful observation, the gangster boss laughed wildly.

"It's actually a person? Hahaha, he was hit on the head by a flower pot and passed out! I didn't expect that besides the news and comics, there are such unlucky guys in reality!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha——"×N

Because the boss laughed, the younger brothers laughed too.Although some people don't know why the boss laughs... But it's right to laugh.

After laughing for a while, the boss wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Such a funny guy makes my stomach hurt from laughing, so let me use your wallet as compensation."