last post apocalypse

As soon as Kamijou got on the bus, he felt a vomit from the depths of his large intestine.Then a force grows rapidly along with the intestinal peristalsis.

No way, it can't be solved on the bus.

Just be patient and it will pass.

As long as you go home, you will be relaxed.

Then, when he got home, he felt what true despair was.

It's almost like DIO who can't move after the time stop ends.

In Hijotaro's example, the drowning diver was desperate!

Moreover, it is impossible for him to use this as a reason to urge Wu Geng Liuli to hurry up.

Is it difficult to say, "If you don't hurry up, Mr. Kamijou will show his domineering side"?

Then Kamijou's life in Tokyo would be over.

Should I choose one of the new titles as a Splatoon or as a normal man shedding feces?

gurgling gurgling...

The voice came from the abdomen, and the strong desire to survive drove Kamijou to make a decision.

There is no choice at all, no matter how difficult it is, I can only go to other places... I remember that it is closer, it should be a large shopping mall two streets away.

Come on, Kamijou!You can do it for sure!

Although he violated the regulations of the Bureau, Kamijou can't care so much now.

He quietly used the Houkai energy to wrap around the stomach and bladder.

Kamijou Touma felt that he could last another ten minutes before the Honkai energy was exhausted!

With his legs crossed, he walked forward step by step, unswervingly.

Then, on the other side.

"Has he returned yet?"

Shokuhou Jinqi who picked up the phone listened to his subordinate's report and looked at the watch on his wrist.

"The location is not too far away, you guys try to delay it for a few minutes. I'll be there soon."

How lucky that I am so close to Kamijo-san.

Go to touch up some light makeup first, and then rush over slowly before it's too late!

She straightened her chest, which was already visible to the naked eye compared to half a year ago.

Chapter 3, Kamijou Touma and the Toilet

"What a peaceful day~~"

In a certain room in the highest fortress of the Tokyo branch [Gaotianyuan], a 23 or 4-year-old youth drank hot tea and played a recently popular online game.

The young man's name is Kamo Toutou, and he is the person in charge of the 'Tokyo Environmental Inspection Bureau'.

Although he is said to be in charge, in fact he usually has nothing to do.

Because supernatural monitoring such as spiritual power and earth veins are all controlled by satellites in the sky.Once a problem is found, the 'Vega-[-]' satellite will directly report the situation to the Tokyo Branch, and then the 'Task Management Office' will be responsible for releasing the task.

So to put it bluntly, He Maodongtou is just a useless decoration.

As for why he appeared here, it was also because of the historical legacy of the Dongjin Branch.

Although the Tokyo branch is not the most powerful branch among the branches of the Ability Person Administration.But it is definitely the branch with the most complex forces and the most numerous factions.

For example, the largest London branch in the United Kingdom is managed and operated by three factions politically and four cultures geographically.This can almost be said to be the "Three Kingdoms Era" in a certain sense,

The Tokyo branch is even more exaggerated.

Not to mention that New Tokyo was divided into four by the four giants, there are more than a dozen schools of ability users of similar strength within the jurisdiction of the Tokyo branch.

Such complicated factions and intricate forces are probably unique in the whole world!

It is conceivable that if there were no restrictions imposed by the Administration of Capable Persons, this place would have already become the Warring States Period.

But luckily that didn't happen.The forces of all parties are benign competitions, even Anti-Entropy or Academy City will not viciously suppress the growth of other forces.

A hundred schools of thought contend, everything is developing towards a better place

——It would be great if that was the case.

The Tokyo branch just didn't have bloody battles, but in fact, it was definitely far ahead of other regions in the fight for power and resources.

Just look at He Maodong's head.

The Tokyo Environmental Inspection Bureau was actually established as early as 1940.At that time, there were no satellites, and Tokyo could only rely on manpower to detect the pressure value of supernatural energy.And this department is naturally controlled by the 'Onmyoji Association' who is most familiar with the local conditions.

But since Academy City launched the artificial satellite, the importance of this part has plummeted.Until now, only He Maodong was left alone.

As for why this department has not been abolished or integrated?

Everyone who understands this~

Even one person can control a department.It is beneficial to the entire Onmyoji Association.

He Maodong raised his head and looked at the huge screen in front of him. On it was a map composed of circles made of many lines like a weather map, and it showed that everything was normal.

He nodded reassuringly.

"What a peaceful day~~"

With another sentence of emotion, he lowered his head and continued to study the interactive lady on the screen.

However, the youth did not find out.

The moment he lowered his head, the 'spiritual power isobar' on the screen jumped suddenly, and then returned to normal in less than a second.

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"Gulu, Gululu——"

It was the sound of Kamijou's large intestine roaring.

Everything has a limit, even those with abilities.

It took Kamijou more than ten minutes to drag a half-person-high suitcase and a bag of luggage, and finally moved across two streets to this area.

However, the constant bumps and the backlog of muscles during activities have already brought him to the limit.

There are residential buildings nearby, and the only place with toilets is this large market.

Well, say a supermarket.In fact, there are only two floors and a basement.

The first and second floors are for various commodities, and the ground floor is for various vegetables.

Although the distance is relatively far, Kamijou is also very familiar with this mall because it has discounted vegetables after six o'clock.

But these are irrelevant, what he cares about is the toilet in this shopping mall.

Although the boss didn't prohibit customers from using it, Kamijou had other things to worry about.

There is only one toilet, and it is unisex!

With my own luck, can I really occupy the position...

Gululu———

No, it's going to be big! ! ! !

With a ferocious face, he walked towards the mall step by step.

Next, he saw a supermarket almost full of people.

"Watermelon discount! Watermelon discount!!!"

The female high school student employee who was in charge of selling, held up a loudspeaker and shouted: "All the fruits in the venue, no matter how much you buy, you will get 3% off!!!"

Nani!Watermelon 3% off! ! !

Kamijou turned pale with shock, this is not a continental country with cheap fruits.

Fruits in island countries are all expensive.In particular, watermelon is an extremely expensive luxury, and it is even sold by the slice.

If it's [-]% off, wouldn't it be a whole sale?

Ask Sister Liuli to come and murmur together (⊙x⊙;)

The sudden cramping in his stomach brought him back to reality.

Unfortunately.

Mr. Wallet has disappeared, hasn't he?Let alone watermelon, you can't do it even when you go home.

And look at these people's buying attitude, go to the toilet by themselves, go home, get a new bank card, after all these are resolved, even the watermelon rind will be gone.

Kamijou Touma, whose face turned blue, walked towards the shopping mall with a look of despair.

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Then, Kamijou stared blankly at the toilet.

The door locks of public toilets are red.

"...unfortunate!!!"

Kamijou couldn't even cry, he must be cursed today, right?Why have you been in misfortune since you got off the car? !

Or is it a group operation today?

Damn misfortune!

Who is the guy in there?Don't treat the toilet as a personal item, it won't come out after more than ten seconds!

Is it a big size too?

Kamijou-san is really coming out soon!

The intestines were almost churned into a ball, and the unstoppable pain of Honkai broke out like a tidal wave.

How to do?

There are only toilets nearby!Nearby are almost all student apartments and residences. If you want to find a public toilet, you can only go to a park farther away!

But I obviously can't wait for that time!

Goo, googooo!

"Ugh, yo———"

He twisted his waist as if he had stepped on a switch.

Difficult, do you want to find a corner at random?

Kamijou Touma's forehead began to ooze sweat, and he gave up this idea after looking around.

No, there are too many people!And there are cameras everywhere in Academy City, and there are satellites in the sky!

But what if you destroy the camera yourself?

Kamijou, who was on the verge of dying, complained from his heart, and evil from his guts!

That's right, it wasn't me who was wrong!It's this world that doesn't allow humans to shit casually! ! !

"I, I'm going to find..."

Just as he moved his body, Kamijou Touma suddenly saw a familiar figure in the crowd.

He didn't want to see her here, but the other party had already seen Kamijou.

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What to do, this is terrible.

Wugeng Liuli in the toilet rested his hands on his chin, looking at the empty toilet paper box, lost in thought.

She was caught in the most frequent toilet paper crisis of her life.

As we all know, because of the difference in equipment between men and women, even the trumpet should be wiped.

But who would have thought that it would be fine if there was no paper in the toilet, Wu Geng Liuli actually forgot the paper towels in the office.

"It's terrible, it's terrible. I just want to buy discounted fruits to share with Kamijou-sensei. Why do two happy things add up and become like this?"