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"Well then, I believe you. But hurry up, we may be running out of time."

Shokuhou Yuki's understanding smile made Kamijou silent.

"..."

"?"

"No need to go, I've already been there."

Kamijou covered his face, he had already gone to the toilet just now.He doesn't feel it at all now.

And he really didn't want to lie to Shokuhou Jinqi who was willing to believe in him.

To do so would be a silent pang of conscience.

"Let's go, let's go to the management office first, there must be something wrong with this level of aura gathering..."

Before the last sentence was finished, the loud siren suddenly disappeared.

what's the situation?

Then, Kamijou's and Shokuhou's phone rang.

Notice from the Authority.

"The alarm just now..."

"...just false positives?!"

...Misreporting your sister! ! !

Kamijou dropped the toilet paper he was holding in his right hand to the ground.

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Although it was a violation of the ability user's treaty, Shokuhou Jinqi modified Wugeng Liuli's memory without the permission of the Administration.

After all, if the reason for using the ability to modify memory is handed over, the fact that Kamijou's use of the Honkai can be discovered by ordinary people must also be submitted to the Administration.

In less than three days, there will be distorted rumors that Kamijou Touma used Honkai to threaten ordinary people in order to go to the toilet, and corresponding reports will also appear on the headlines of the Tokyo branch!

If it really happened, Kamijou's career as an ability user would come to an end.

The misunderstanding was not resolved, but the three of them still bought watermelons with a 3% discount, and planned to go back to Kamijou's house first.

Put the watermelon on Kamijou's large suitcase, like a handcart.The three walked back to Kamijou's apartment side by side.

Then Kamijou Touma discovered that the Homo Cafe near his home had opened, and the big sister of the administrator, who just didn't know what to do, also returned to her post.

So, why are these people not in their posts at critical moments? !

These... the last article can only be attributed to misfortune.

Take the elevator upstairs and come to the door.

Wugeng Liuli took out a bunch of keys, found her own house key, and inserted the other one next to her into the door lock.

"Fortunately, I also have the key to your house, otherwise you can only wait for the unlocking company to come."

"Many thanks!"

"Hmph, come in."

Wugeng Ruri's tone made Kamijou's dormitory his own.

Or, in fact, it is.

On average, she would come to Kamijou's apartment twice a week.

Although it was to discuss the plot of the novel, and to get the manuscript—— Kamijou was lucky, it was almost impossible for him to arrive at the publishing company without getting into a car accident, getting into the sewer, or encountering some punks.

But every time she came, she would bring vegetables and meat to help Kamijou improve his meals.

And sometimes because of work, if she can't go back to Kazamino City outside, she will occasionally come to Kamijou's place to spend the night.

It is perfectly fine to say that this is her home in Academy City.

However, she is not here today to welcome Kamijou back.Instead, discuss the issues that have not been discussed just now.

Cut the watermelon into chunks, place neatly on a plate and insert a toothpick.

Wugeng Liuli sat down with a tray.

But Kamijou and Shokuhou didn't touch the watermelon, neither did Wugen Ruri.

Three people sat around a small round table.

The atmosphere did not ease, but there was an illusion that dark clouds were overwhelming the city.

"So, what happened between you and your boyfriend?"

Is this the problem that came up? !

And, Shokuhou, why didn't you delete this memory too!

Shokuhou Renqi met Kamijou's eyes.

Blinked.

I also want to know about you, Haruto Furutogawa, and the woman who slept with you.

She sent such a message with her eyes, and Kamijou, who received the message, understood it.

Damn it, woman!

Why do you love gossip so much!

"Don't flirt with Shokuho-chan, she won't save you."

Wugeng Liuli's face was terrified:

"I'm very serious. I don't want any of my authors to become gay when they come back from abroad to gather music. Moreover, even if you are not an editor, I don't want you to become a man who likes men in other identities!"

"Mr. Kamijou guarantees with my luck that I still like women! And I'm still a virgin!"

"You swear on luck, you might as well swear on the floor."

Wugeng Liuli rolled her eyes.

"What's more, how do you prove that you are a virgin and that you like women? Is there any proof?!"

"......No."

Kamijou, who was unable to prove his virginity and sexual orientation, felt that the Administration suggested that it was necessary to issue a virginity certificate to every male.

"Then how to prove it? This kind of question is completely unsolvable."

"What's so hard about this?"

Wu Geng Liuli showed a blackened smile, and pointed to Shoku Feng Qi.

Said to Kamijou.

"You go and kiss her, and I'll believe it."

Chapter 8. What if the underwear is worn by someone else?

To eat bees and pray?Kamijou Touma's face turns red just thinking of this scene...

But it didn't!

Do you think Mr. Kamijou is an innocent little virgin with no experience?

Although it is true that he is inexperienced, and he is also a virgin.

But he is definitely not innocent!

Kamijou Touma, an old driver in the other world, stared at Wugeng Liuli with a pair of dead fish eyes.

"Sister Liuli, please don't make such a joke, do you think it's funny?"

"You think I'm joking?"

Wu Geng Liuli ate the melon calmly, she squinted her eyes and glanced out of the corner of her eye without saying anything, pretending to be a calm blonde girl with red ears.

"You dare to swear to God, you don't feel anything about Shokuho-chan?"

This is a trap, comparable to the problem of an old mother and daughter-in-law falling into the water. Will Mr. Kamijo Guataro jump into it?

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Then Kamijou Touma replied like this.

"I swear to God! I'm not a freak interested in kids under 14!!!"

Three years or no term?

Sorry, Mr. Kamijou doesn't like flat loli!I don't want to go to prison to pick up soap!

So he pointed three fingers at the ceiling and swore at the top of his voice.

"I'm only interested in adult big sisters!!!"

The voice just fell.

boom!The edges and corners of the bead chain bag hit his face perfectly.

Wugeng Liuli was also taken aback, the shoulder bag meteor hammer just now was world-class.Is Kamijou Touma okay?My head is broken, who will write the next part of JOJO!

Looking up at Shokuhou Misaki.

His eyes were wide open, and an unknown black substance emitted from behind him.

"I'm 14!!!"

Miss, what you are paying attention to is not right!

Wugen Ruri saw Shokuhou Misaki looking angrily at Kamijou who was knocked to the ground, she thought the little girl was going to run out like in the TV series.

She was ready to be chased by Kamijou.

However, Shokuhou Misaki, who hesitated for a few seconds, sat down again, grabbed the toothpick from the watermelon plate on the table and ate it vigorously.

Wu Geng Liuli couldn't understand this operation either.

Shokuhou Misaki seemed to understand Wugeng Liuli's thoughts, and explained: "If he doesn't explain clearly what he did in a foreign country, I won't go back!"

"Oh, do you settle accounts together after the fall?"

Wugen Ruri nodded, then turned to look at Kamijou Touma who was lying on the ground.

"Don't pretend to be dead, it's the same question as before. If you want to prove that you are not a man who likes men, explain what happened in England clearly."

"Especially, what about Laura crawling on your bed, and why your friend is also on your bed!"

"Well... I see."

Kamijou Touma got up.

"Probably, it's like this..."

After cutting out all the supernatural events, Kamijou explained his experience in London, stumbled and full of loopholes.

"Well... so, is it the story of you secretly drinking in London and almost being picked up?"

"Yes, no! I was not picked up! I was still wearing shorts at that time!"

"What if it is dressed for you after it is finished?"

"How can it be......"

Kamijou Touma's aura suddenly shrank.

This possibility is not impossible.

Sleep play, coma, Jiege, 114514 and black tea... Ah, what to do!There is already a picture!

"Looks like at least you're not gay."

Wugeng Liuli was so frightened that she broke out in a cold sweat when she saw Kamijou, knowing that he wasn't lying.

He sighed helplessly: "Although you have concealed a lot of things, you should have experienced a lot in London."

"Yes, something happened."

Kamijou nodded absently, he was still thinking about the possibility Wu Geng Ruri said just now.