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Wugeng Liuli covered her face in pain.
"You must have been brainwashed by a cult organization that says 'If you don't believe in the doctrine, you will die', what should you do... You must call the police, come on, I have friends in the relevant departments... ..Ah~~ Aragaki... Where did Aragaki go?"
"Don't make a phone call with a serious face! Is it so unacceptable for Mr. Kamijou to become lucky!"
"Because you are Kamijou! Buddha is useless!"
"When did 'kamijou' become synonymous with the inability of even the Buddha!"
Mr. Kamijou wailed with tears streaming down his face, but Gogen Ruri kept his expression blank.
"Obviously my parents are such lucky people... So, there must be some kind of magic or curse, members of the Kamijou family will use up all the bad luck before, and then they will always be lucky !"
"It's over, it seems that what I'm looking for is not the police, but a doctor. I also know a good psychiatrist. I'll look for...Tamura, Tamura..."
"I've said it all, don't turn over your phone with a serious face!"
Depressed, Kamijou chose to admit defeat.
"I was wrong, no matter what the reason is, Mr. Uejo is really wrong!"
"How can it be sincere to admit a mistake without even knowing the reason!"
"Really, I will do whatever you ask me to do!"
"Oh~~"
Hearing this, Wugeng Liuli raised her feet wrapped in black stockings and put her hand on her chin.She showed a 'witch' smile that she rarely showed since middle school.The body also exudes an evil aura like 'come and lick my feet, scum'.
If my friends in middle school saw it, they would definitely say something like '**The queen is back'.
"You're so obedient, so how about making up the owed updates first?"
"No problem...wait a minute, Kamijou-san is missing updates! Isn't the manuscript sent to you by email every month!"
"'Sword' and 'Stupid' have not been moved for months! JOJO only releases a volume every other month! Who told you to make so many holes, fill them in now!"
"No, even if Kamijou-san has eight hands..."
However, Wugen Ruri didn't even blink her eyes at Kamijou's complaints, and continued on.
"Then, bring Xin and Huajingyuan back to life."
"This is even more impossible! How can a dead character be resurrected! And, if Xin is resurrected, what about Yuuki?"
"It's just a resurrection. Kakarot promised that he could only be resurrected once, but he was resurrected... three times, Yuuki? Are you talking about the heroine of the seventh volume of 'Sword and Sword'?"
Wugen Ruri opened his eyes, and the moment he asked in a tone like a ghost, Kamijou knew he was going to suffer.
So he turned and ran without hesitation.
No. 36 of the plan, the wind is tight, blah blah!
——Hahaha, after Olmert's training, and Mr. Kamijou's efforts later, how could Black Cat Sauce catch up to us!
However, Kamijou, who was about to run away, tripped over his right foot with his left foot as soon as he stood up.With a "wow", he fell to the ground.
However, now is not the time to talk about those things, to retreat quickly...
"Where are you going?"
Hahaha, is it too late...
Kamijou turned around to explain, when he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.
"I'm clenching my teeth—————!"
A powerful iron fist pierced Kamijou's abdomen, and for a moment he felt that his soul was about to be punched out of his body.
"Woo, gah—"
"Give me back Yuki——!!!!"
"Stop it, woo, Sister Liuli has something to say! Miss Wu Geng, what are you doing when you raise the table, NO, Mrs. Black Cat, killing people is against the law!!!!"
Shocked by the scarlet murderous look in Miss Black Cat's eyes, Kamijou, who was so frightened out of his wits, hurriedly knelt down and hugged Wugeng Ruri's thigh tightly.
"Woo - let go!"
The wonderful touch from her thigh made her uneasy, Wu Geng Liuli blushed and yelled.
"I won't hit you anymore!"
"Don't do it..."
After Kamijou confirmed it was safe, he let go of the soft and warm pillar.
"Hmph, you bastard... If you dare to make Asuna unhappy, I will castrate you!"
"Yes, little one understands!"
"Okay, let's get down to business..."
Wait, wasn't that a serious matter just now?Even though he thought so, Wugen Ruri managed to calm down, and Kamijou swallowed those words back.
Wu Geng Liuli took out a very familiar form from her small bag.
"Because your family is far away from here, the teacher at your school found me and asked me to give this thing to you."
Kamijou took the form with trembling hands, and saw the contents on it.His hands could not help shaking.
——It was a volunteer application form.
Yeah, he was in a nursing home for over five months, fighting peacefully every day.But in the same way, the most important thing as a student is also forgotten.
That's right, in one month, he will be promoted to junior high school and rely on the exam.
Farewell, long-term flight of my dream.
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Wugeng Ruri left, but she persuaded Kamijou that she didn't care about high school anymore.After all, he is a master in the light novel world, so he basically doesn't have to worry about work.
——You earn several times more than the average wage earner before you have a job, what else do you have to worry about!
Well, although what Liuli Jiang said makes sense.
But for Mr. Kamijou, getting into a good high school is very necessary.
Because...... If you don't enter a powerful high school, how can you have a wonderful encounter with beautiful seniors, lively juniors, and beautiful classmates!
But for now, let's wash up and sleep.
"Hey, when will we have a wonderful encounter~ Even a beautiful ghost girl is fine."
After several months, Kamijou lay back on his own bed and slowly closed his eyes.
At this time, a white afterimage also flashed past the window.
Chapter 3, Still an Unlucky Day
The ancients once said that to see who a person is, one only needs to look at his bookshelf.
"It's not light novels, manga, or documents..."
The time was February [-]th, and there was less than one and a half months left before the exam. Kamijou was rummaging through boxes and cabinets at home in order to make a last-ditch effort.
After all, people like Yui Hirasawa can get admitted to the private N Women's University by surprise.For a time traveler like Mr. Kamijou, there's no reason why he can't get admitted to a relatively good first-class high school after a surprise attack!
"After all, the game is not over yet!"
As if feeling coach Anzai, that kind and fat face encouraged him in the unknown world, Kamijou was motivated.
So he prepared to find a reference book to determine the content of this year's exam.
However... as I said before, Kamijou doesn't have that kind of thing at all.
No choice but to buy it.
"I didn't expect the reference book to cost 3600 yen."
It is equivalent to more than 230 yuan in RMB. You must know that Kamijou Touma’s light novel is only 900 yen a book.This made Kamijou feel the cruelty of life.
——Especially according to the clerk, until yesterday, the tutorial books in the store were all half price discounted.
Unfortunately, unfortunately, I got home.
A certain unfortunate traveler was thinking about it like a broken flower, no, a broken soldier and a defeated general.
However, this is Kamijou Touma's daily life, isn't it?
Known as the "lightning rod for misfortune" by the people around him, as long as he stays near Kamijou, he will be sucked away from all his misfortunes, and he is even welcomed by the people around him.
Heh, heh, Mr. Kamijou, a freshman who has been traveling for a year and a half, has already expressed his habit of it!
All right!Although it is a little late to say here, the time travel of Mr. Kamijou is actually not as recorded in other novels.The transmigrated soul completely occupied the transmigrated body, and then the transmigrated unlucky guy suddenly changed his temperament and became omnipotent.
In fact, as far as the above article is concerned.Time travel is actually divided into two parts, the first is personality time travel, and the second is knowledge and memory time travel.
Although these two parts influence each other, they are also independent of each other.
Kamijou Touma, no, it should be said that the soul that traveled over did not bring over much personality.Therefore, after the fusion, Kamijou did not immediately reverse his personality 180°.Although the personality has changed, for example, he is less willing to go out, likes various mantras to pinch him, etc., but in fact the personality change is very limited.
But the other part, knowledge and memory, is completely different.Thousands of anime, novels, and classic movies have been inherited by the new Mr. Kamijou.However, these are mere knowledge, not complete memory.
For example, although Mr. Kamijou has memories of "JOJO" in his mind, and he also remembers a large group of people posting 'Ola Ola' and 'Mu Da Mu Da' in the barrage, but where did he see this anime in his previous life? , with whom to watch, I don't know anything.
Looks a lot like amnesiacs who have lost their memory, but retain their knowledge, huh?But it wouldn't be correct to say that I didn't bring any memory with me.At least the current Kamijou is very clear that his traverser is not the former Kamijou Touma.Also, I'm not just a high school student, I was an uncle who was over 30 years old in my previous life and this life.
Maybe it should be fortunate, if it is exactly like the time traveler in the novel, the whole soul is integrated.People are supposed to be insane.But if only the memory travels over, Kamijou Touma will also feel that he is missing something.
I don't know if it's the 'misfortune' of the soul who traveled over here, or the 'luck' of Mr. Hara Kamijou.
I am an incomplete time traveler, Kamijou Touma finally concluded.
The sun has moved to a position near the top of the head, indicating that the time is approaching noon.
In the afternoon, I will ask Shokuhou Misaki to come out to discuss making up lessons - Kamijou found sadly that his studies are far inferior to those who are two years younger than himself.
So, just find a place nearby to have something to eat at noon, and then wait for her to come in the appointed library.
——Mr. Kamijou, who is a real man, will not arrive later than the lady!
"Well... I remember that there is a Humu Cafe nearby."
Kamijou took out his mobile phone, looked at the navigation with his head down, and avoided passers-by on the sidewalk with his peripheral vision.
Suddenly, a cold feeling, as if passing through some viscous medium, penetrated his body.
"?!"
Suddenly feeling abnormal, Kamijou raised his head and looked around, only to realize that he was the only one left in the spacious street.
This scene is not unfamiliar.
"Get rid of idlers?"
Kamijou tilted his head, obviously there was no alarm around!I haven't received any notification of supernatural accidents nearby, and, is this icy feeling really a portable mass-produced spell to dispel idlers by the Authority?
Feeling something was wrong, Kamijou quickly switched his phone to the address book, intending to call the emergency number of the management office directly.
—but it was too late.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The sudden huge storm flattened Kamijou's hedgehog head, and Kamijou hurriedly found a nearby street lamp to hug him.At the same time, after the huge wind pressure, there was a terrifying roar.
What's going on! ! !
Kamijou, whose face was blown like a sieve, raised his head, and then he saw a monster... yes, the one in Ultraman vs. Monsters.
The metal-like sharp wings have a spread length of at least 30 meters and a height of at least ten meters.The monster with a body like a standing lizard descended from the sky.The feet with sharp claws stepped on the road into two large pits full of cracks.
Sensing the only living creature on the entire street, the monster's hideous yellow vertical pupils turned in Kamijou's direction.
"Unfortunate—!!!"
Why is there such a horrible thing in the main city! ! !Is the anti-aircraft missile defense system really just a display like what was introduced in the news! ! !
Mr. Kamijou, who is unlucky every day, feels that this time may be the last misfortune in his life. Of course he recognizes the thing in front of him.The guardian of the dungeon, the treasure, the symbol of strength and evil, the boss or big boss that the brave must fight!
Although the standing posture is a bit strange and the forearm is too short, there is no doubt that this monster is indeed the image of a dragon in Western mythology.
"Roar------"
The dragon grew a big mouth that could eat three Kamijou in one bite, and turned its hornless head around.There was a look of excitement and desire in the eyes.
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