Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

Even if there is a particularly good massage machine, X feels that his secretary is the most comfortable when pressing it, with moderate force and skillful technique. Once he feels it, he can tell that he has practiced for a long time and spent a lot of time learning it.

Thinking about it this way, X's mood improved, and he felt less angry with the AI ​​secretary.

If the massage is comfortable, forgive Angela.

"Angela, I'm off work. Today my work went smoothly. Thank you for the information you provided."

X said through the door of the supervisor's room, and she reckoned that her secretary should be waiting obediently outside.

During the time when he was standing outside, X only regarded it as punishment for the secretary's excessive behavior, and the previous ones were ignored, and he was not held accountable.

But after talking to himself for a while, X didn't get the expected response, and became a little flustered.

——The AI ​​secretary wouldn't really dislike him, don't want him, leave him alone and leave, right?

"Angela, Angela! Are you there? Are you outside?"

X called out to her secretary in a panic, and began to slap on the metal door again, because she forgot one thing...

I don't have the authority to open the door of the supervisor's room. This authority is actually in the hands of the artificial intelligence, and driving Angela out by myself is equivalent to locking the door by myself.

X became more and more anxious, like a cat eager to be comforted, and vaguely wanted to force the door.

And just when X was anxious to the extreme, the door of the supervisor's room opened.

This should have been a big hug, but unfortunately, the artificial intelligence is holding a bottle of wine, and just by looking at the outer packaging, it probably knows that it is expensive.

【Director, I brought you red wine, I hope you will like the taste of this. 】

The AI ​​secretary showed the body of the red wine a little, as if teasing a cat with a cat stick.

But obviously, the red wine-style cat teaser did not attract X's attention, and her attention was firmly locked on her secretary.

Instead of red wine...

"An-ji-la, I haven't allowed you in yet! I'm going to be angry."

X snatched the red wine from the AI ​​secretary's hand, put the bottle aside, and buried himself in the AI ​​secretary's arms.

"But... I'm so tired. If you give me a massage, I forgive you, Angela, give me a massage."

X rubbed the corner of his secretary's clothes with the breath of his neck, dawdling repeatedly as if trying to stain his own scent, which seemed to be announcing some kind of ownership.

And he was expressing some affection, kissing the AI ​​secretary's cheek.

While kissing, X threw aside his unreliable white coat that was originally draped over his shoulders.

The air-conditioning has not stopped, but X feels very hot.

This unintentional act of invitation naturally made the artificial intelligence misunderstand, and the hand just moved to X's waist to hug it.

But with another "snap", it was slapped away by X's hand.

"I'm talking about massage, Angela."

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So tired, meow, I added [-] words today!

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130. What?Ministers having a party?

"Well, I was talking about massage...Angela."

X said reluctantly, trying to explain his words accurately, telling himself that he had no other meaning to the artificial intelligence, but the enthusiastic artificial intelligence still poked X's tofu-like waist persistently.

Tofu is white and smooth, but it will fall apart with a little force, so it needs to be cared for carefully.

"Don't touch anywhere else!"

This is the third time that X has stopped his secretary's assertive hand. Why is Angela not listening... X feels a headache. What she wants is a massage service, not a massage service.

But the artificial intelligence's attention was completely deviated from the direction, and its eyes were burning. It didn't look like it could be massaged well. Although it was a little bit like it usually, but today it was extraordinarily excessive and presumptuous.

So the artificial intelligence, which never changed after being taught repeatedly and made provocative actions again and again, finally made X give up.

It's not about giving up struggling, just pampering the AI ​​secretary like this.

It's that she gave up educating her AI secretary, which is out of control.

X originally planned to apologize and admit to each other's mistakes, but now it seems completely unnecessary. He is just too self-indulgent, and he actually expects artificial intelligence to restrain his desires.

Or... to actually expect Angela to have feelings for him other than "the toy I like to play with". This kind of behavior, which is more like a kid building blocks purely for fun, almost chills X's heart.

I don't want to... I don't want anything extravagantly.

X stretched out his hand, and pushed away the AI ​​secretary who was already in front of him, almost sticking together, as if he actively kept a distance from the artificial intelligence like a stranger, and then put out an 'X' with his arm ', forbidding the AI ​​secretary to get tired of himself.

"I'm going to deal with the minister's affairs, and as for dinner... I want to eat ramen, boiled ramen, and tsukemen, spicy tsukemen."

X reported a few dishes and then ignored her secretary. She tidied up her attire, put on the white coat that had been thrown aside, and prepared to meet the minister.

As for whether Angela will be obedient and prepare dinner when she returns, X has other plans.

If the artificial intelligence doesn't even prepare the three meals a day and desserts that it promised, X will kick the artificial intelligence out of bed, so don't get tired of getting under the covers, it's annoying to watch.

If you don't care about food, don't be the secretary, she doesn't recognize it.

What's the use of this kind of AI secretary? It's better to replace it with Malkuth. At least Minister Malkuth respects him and won't make him angry.

And Minister Malkuth's ability is also good. Although he is a little careless, he is trying to make up for his shortcomings. Although X has always felt that it is a strange thing that intelligent AI has a bad memory...

But when she thought that the company's intelligent AI even had █ needs, X became indifferent. In comparison, this is actually not that weird. Minister Malkuth is the most reassuring and reliable one among these AIs.

She doesn't need to devote energy to the control department, and Minister Malkuth, as the head of the control department, will also direct everything and help the supervisor dispatch employees. It can be said that Malkuth also helps to share a lot of X's work.

X didn't even know how to thank Malkuth for his dedication, just verbal thanks, she always felt that it was not enough...but Malkuth didn't ask for anything from herself, so X...has never taken the initiative to find Malkuth.

In any case, it’s rare that I didn’t work overtime today, and I have free time. Maybe I should spend more time with the ministers. I’ve dismissed the ministers a few days ago, so I have to make up for it today.

—I hope Yeosod can accept his apology, right?

But X has been dove for several days in a row. Since she mentioned the clerical training plan to Yesod last time, she ignored it for a few days. When she was working, she simply delivered verbally, which was not rigorous enough.

By the way, I also entrusted Yesod to help take care of Netzach, but I didn't go to check the situation in person, but simply looked at the electronic documents and it was over.

Thinking about it this way, I still have accumulated a lot of debts, eh...maybe I have to add a Minister Hod, X has released her pigeons as often as possible, in other words, she has released all the ministers.

In a sense, this seems to be 'earned back'. The pigeons released by the minister when he joined the job, X has now doubled the pigeons and returned, but this is obviously not worth showing off and praising, it just makes X more Feel guilty.

Although he didn't necessarily ask to go, and he was late for some important meeting, but X always felt that he didn't go to see the minister's report in person, and communicated in private, as if he hadn't fulfilled his duties as a supervisor.

She likes to deal with things on the same day when she encounters them. She shouldn't be so procrastinating.

Obviously the most important thing should be work...

X has reflected on herself many times in her heart, but just thinking about it is useful. Every time when X wants to say 'no' bravely, the artificial intelligence just makes her retreat with just a look.

This may be connivance, or it may be something else. X can't tell what he is thinking in his heart. Many thoughts cannot be described in a few words. Feelings are very complicated.

X can't quite understand, or understand these things, and can only describe them vaguely, like a cub who is eager to express his thoughts but can't speak a few complete words.

It can even be said that it is very difficult to be straightforward. It is difficult to say simple vocabulary and simple words.

And the best solution is to ignore, ignore, stop thinking about these messy things, get them out of your mind, and only put the work schedule.

Maybe... I should wear a watch?

X thought, maybe he could learn from Minister Malkuth, arrange all the things to be done clearly, and determine the time, so as to avoid delays due to other unexpected events, or conflicts, and mess up the things that should be done .

The watch is convenient for checking the time, and can also determine the schedule of the day. Most importantly, wearing it on the wrist can just cover the scars on the wrist, giving X a little more peace of mind.

I don't know why, but she doesn't really want others to find the scars on her wrists that have been cut open by a sharp weapon. There is no particular reason, but she just thinks it's not good...

While thinking about his next procedure, X strolled in the corridor with a steady pace, like a walk.

It's just that other people walk in places with green vegetation, not to mention the excellent scenery, but she is in a completely enclosed, labyrinth-like 'conscience' company made of steel.

The only thing worthy of praise is that at least the walls and the floor are clean enough to reflect light.

Although during the work period, the walls and ceilings of the corridors are always covered with things like meat paste, and then painted with some fresh blood, and some messy human body parts are piled up on the floor, which one is Can't tell which one--

But after finishing work, no matter how dirty the corridor is, it will return to a spotless and clean appearance, but there will be a faint smell of fishy sweetness.

I sprayed something similar to disinfectant, but it seemed that it couldn't hide the sweetness of blood... X felt that the smell of blood in the corridor might be due to his own psychological effects, because the company cleaned them up very well , there is no reason for the smell to come out.

When he smelled this smell for the first time, X would still frown, as if he had a stomach-convulsive discomfort reaction as if he personally executed an employee, but now that he has seen and smelled it a lot, he seems to be used to it.

Although I still feel disgusted and don't like the fishy-sweet smell, it won't affect myself or X's work as a supervisor.

After all, as the director of the Lobotomy Company, if you see a little blood and your body trembles, it would be too funny and too cheap.

In the city, there are not many companies that are pure and clean, with no blood on their hands... Even if you believe in that, others will not believe it.

After get off work, the corridor was already very quiet. After the employees returned to the staff dormitory, it was almost dead silent. For a while, only the sound of X's footsteps echoed in the corridor.

After get off work, most of the facilities will be out of service, and some facilities that are open during the day will be closed, especially the containment unit for abnormal bodies...

After the suppressor is adjusted to the maximum, they will enter a state similar to dormancy and stop their activities and reactions, but no one can guarantee whether there will be any unexpected situations, so this still needs to be careful.

X walked along the road, sometimes stopping to look carefully at the number of the containment unit.

Going here to see it in person is a completely different feeling than sitting in the supervisor's room and commanding through the monitor. What you see on the monitor monitor is like a wide chessboard, and every move of the chess pieces can be seen clearly——

But now he can only see what is in front of him, and what he can know is only a small part, in a very limited and bewildered perspective.

In fact, this can also understand why it is difficult to deal with it in a timely manner when there are unexpected situations of containment failure... Usually the supervisor needs to notify the minister.

One containment unit to another containment unit, one room to another room, one corridor to another corridor, this seems to be only a short distance on the display, but it takes a lot of time to actually walk, which is not counted. short distance.

The whole company is like a labyrinth where Minos is held... This is not an exaggeration, but a fact.

Sometimes, it will give people a feeling that this is a prison for prisoners—and what kind of prisoner can be locked in such a complicated labyrinth prison?

What crime?

X deftly turned another corner, walked through a corridor, and found the director's office of the control department.

X is glad that his memory is not so bad that he has not come here for a few days, and he has forgotten the way to go... If the supervisor gets lost in his company, he will probably be laughed at as a joke for a long time.

Today, I took a long walk because I wanted to observe the office environment of the usual employees. I could see the Abnormal Body Containment Unit along the way. Unfortunately, if you don’t go in, you can’t see anything... It’s completely sealed off.

Maybe if you really want to observe those abnormalities, you have to take a look at them during the lunch break, and at this time, the abnormalities are also resting, and they should not be disturbed when they are sleeping.

— I hope Malkuth's rest is not disturbed at this time

There is red wine in X's arms. Because he hugged it too tightly, the surface of the bottle felt a little water stained. It may be that the water vapor has liquefied and adhered to the surface, or it may be the residual hand of X when he touched it. sweat.

She couldn't think of how to thank the Minister of Control for his seriousness and hard work all the time, and she didn't know what Malkuth would want. After thinking about it, she could only praise him verbally, and then toasted a few glasses of wine.

It must be right to have a drink to celebrate, and it happens to be able to get together with other ministers. Everyone can have a few drinks, and the relationship may be better. Drinking and having dinner with colleagues is a good way to promote the growth of friendship. .

But also for the sake of wanting to give Malkuth a surprise party, this time X sneaked into the office with a cat on his body.

She quietly pushed the door open a little bit, and then slipped in sideways through the crack of the door. She was obviously wearing hard-soled leather shoes, but her steps were light but like floating ghosts, and she couldn't make any noise on the floor. a little voice--

At least he has learned seven or eight points from his AI secretary.

But when he really came in, it was X who was 'surprised', because the ministers at the upper level had already gathered together, and the ministers were all there on the sofa, and they were arguing about something, the atmosphere was very uncomfortable Well, there is a faint smell of gunpowder.

Probably because of the debate, none of the ministers noticed X who sneaked in.

"Let me be blunt, Malkuth. The [test] cannot be suppressed by the staff of your department alone. Believe me, I am from the Ministry of Intelligence, and it will cause even greater harm to the staff if you handle this alone. Moral damage."

The Minister of Intelligence, Yesod, has a very serious expression on her face. She seems to be reminding, or warning, Minister Malkuth of the Control Department. Although X does not know the cause and effect, the current situation is definitely not good.

Yesod had a fight with Netzach last time, so it won't be with Malkuth this time, right? X is worried about this, if the ministers want to fight in groups, how should I stop him as a supervisor.

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