Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

Although Yesod himself said that the minister has no authority to punish the supervisor, but Angela... the AI ​​secretary is almost overshadowing the sky, and X feels that he has to live in Angela's shadow for at least a while.

Sure enough, I still can't be too timid, instead of sitting and waiting for death, why not...be braver?

"Yesod, I feel that you are a little too deliberately keeping a distance from other ministers and those employees. No matter how much you emphasize that you don't care, you still hope to have friends, right?"

"In terms of nicknames, Netzach or Chlorella? Of course, this is my own impression of her. I don't like the nickname 'Viper', how about 'Snake'? Well... Of course, this is a joke .”

"I prefer to call you by your first name, and trust me, I won't talk about these nicknames with any prejudice. I'm the new supervisor, X, and I look forward to becoming friends with you, Yesod."

"Angela said that I should learn more about your rigorous personality and serious attitude at work, so please teach me a lot. Although this may sound stupid, but...I will try my best to prove my ability, Minister Yesod."

X stretched out his hand, expecting Yesod to touch it, but unfortunately it didn't, Yesod just snorted coldly.

"There are too many beautiful words, Director, all words should be based on data to prove their correctness. Anyway, I like my nickname, I have chatted with you for long enough, I should also work."

X could only retract his outstretched hand in embarrassment, and smiled apologetically.But this is not worth getting discouraged. It would be strange if those beautiful words could convince the Minister, and the setback was expected.

Conquering ministers with actions is more useful than words.

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Friendship push book "Tomorrow's Ark, Please Don't Die"

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16. Mustard tastes deep and terrible

At the end of the day's work, after dealing with the eccentric ministers, he naturally needs to rest, but this kind of rest time can't get rid of the caring, reliable and loyal AI secretary. Most of the time, X will spend with AI secretary get along.

【Director, do you need to spread butter or jam on the bread? 】

AI secretary asked X, the table knife in his hand was shining silver under the focused light.

"Grill it with butter, I prefer this kind of crispy texture..."

So the toaster spit out the buttered slices of bread. The original whole piece of bread had been cut and served by the AI ​​secretary. After the white bread was buttered and toasted, there was a faint milky aroma.

Clam chowder sprinkled with a layer of chopped basil and ground black pepper granules is placed in front of X together with bread slices, besides fried chicken and thick-cut salmon, prepared with yuzu vinegar and green mustard It was served in a small dish and even half a lemon was provided.

This is probably fine if one ignores the eerie atmosphere of the dinner, but X has a hard time ignoring such an ordinary-looking anomaly.

Because Angela was tied up with a red tie again... X was tied up with the chair and couldn't move.

I don't know if it's used to punish the disobedient X, or because of safety concerns, the AI ​​secretary doesn't seem to let X touch any sharp objects, including tableware.

The red ties are not too tight, but the symbolic meaning is greater than the actual effect. Even if it is only a shallow circle, X dare not get rid of these ties in front of Angela.

As long as it is to satisfy the evil taste of intelligent AI, there is actually no loss in this, right?Except for that little thought of shame.

A small steel spoon scooped up a spoonful of steaming clam chowder. Although the AI ​​might not be able to accurately sense the temperature, it still seemed to imitate a human eating. The medium-hot thick soup was blown to such an extent that the heat could not be seen.

Then... put it on X's lips.

X's tongue tentatively stretched out to lick a mouthful of the thick soup in the spoon. It was not too hot, but just enough to be eaten. You can fully enjoy the deliciousness of the soup and warm your taste buds.

It is not good to be too hot or too cold, which usually has to be grasped by feeling, but the intelligent AI has precisely stuck at this junction point, it seems that even such vague things and abstract concepts are better understood than humans outstanding.

If Angela is asked to write some lyrical prose, or any other literary works, they may be perfect to the point of impeccability... An AI that can fully understand and express the delicate emotions of human beings is completely lacking in the human perception of machines in general. some flaws.

But on the other hand, X feels that his secretary has a temperament and narrow-mindedness worse than that of a human being, and I should add that he also has a super super weird taste.

It's like loving the red tie, saying it's for protection but actually tying it up... X can think that this is all deliberately done by intelligent AI.

【Director, do you still need to add soda crackers? 】

"Angela... can you untangle this before adding soda crackers, I think... I'm an adult, please respect, don't you think this is childish?"

[Director, if you think you are mature enough, I can replace all your coffee with Italian flavor]

The intelligent AI turned a deaf ear to it, and X's protest was useless. The so-called representative of maturity is only drinking the black coffee that adults should drink, and X obviously doesn't drink something so bitter that it frowns.

It may be childish to cover coffee with a milk cap and add a lot of fresh milk, but X is the one he likes. The division of age and taste is a kind of discrimination and a stereotype.

——Is liking sweet things related to maturity and immaturity?

X protested silently in her heart, not daring to speak out loudly in person, because she was afraid that the intelligent AI would do something wrong again, even though it was unnecessary, it was best to prepare for the worst.

When the wanton AI really wants to do this, it can find any excuse, even if it is to step into the office with its left foot first.

"...Okay, let's leave it at that, please add two more soda crackers."

Life is like this, if you can’t resist, then try to enjoy it, in fact, close your eyes and experience it seriously, it’s more like playing a game than punishment.

The red lace is not tied tightly, it just wraps around the skin lightly, so that it won't strangle the skin and hinder blood flow.

If X was really pushing hard, he could break free from it easily, but... there is no need, right?This is just to accompany Angela, and to satisfy the secretary AI's desire to perform.

Soda biscuits are a good snack and are very popular among employees in the company. The biscuits made by fermenting wheat and yeast are usually very light in taste. They may not be as amazing as those fancy sandwich biscuits, but they are better than the wonderful crispy texture. It has a certain thickness and at the same time it can make a crisp sound.

Soda biscuits are put into the clam chowder, and the milky white soup is immersed in the biscuits. Every small hole on the biscuits seems to absorb the fresh fragrance of the clams. Unique grain taste.

Clam chowder is not pure cream and salty fish flavor, it also adds other fresh vegetables such as tomato, slightly sweet and sour taste with delicious clam meat, relieves greasy but not boring.

A good bowl of soup is a good start to enjoying dinner. The AI ​​secretary wiped the soup stains from the corners of X's mouth before X licked his mouth, preventing X from further damaging the company's image.

But this can't be blamed on X, because the raw beef last night is really hard to compliment. After a day of starvation, people will always find it extra delicious and tempting if they eat something delicious.

The pure and thin chicken breast exudes a meaty fragrance after being fried. The fried golden meat on both sides is poured with a sour sauce made from lemon juice, and it is very appetizing with the buttery bread with a light sweet taste.

Thick-cut salmon fillets have a bright color, and the orange-red flesh has clearly visible white muscle texture, and the ring pattern is very natural and coordinated.

When dipped in yuzu vinegar, the slightly sour vinegar can neutralize the fatty fish oil of the salmon well, allowing the tip of the tongue and teeth to fully enjoy the softness and tenderness of the fish, even without chewing it as if it slipped away Generally meet in the throat.

But once it is stained with mustard, it is another feeling.

"Cough cough cough...water! Cough cough!!"

It was like the feeling of exploding on the tip of the tongue. The strong and stimulating taste that burst out made X cough violently. It was not purely spicy, but a more intense spicy that pierced through the soul.

After the irritating spicy taste, the throat seems to be blocked and the uncomfortable feeling of being unable to breathe normally. The unique taste of wasabi echoed in X's mouth for a long time, which is unforgettable.

Such a strong stimulus directly caused X to break free from the restraints, jumped up from the chair, grabbed the AI ​​secretary by the neckline, and forced him into the shadow of the corner.

"An-ji-la!"

The AI ​​secretary is 1.7 meters tall, and X is even taller than the AI ​​secretary after standing up. At 1.7 meters, he is taller than some men. He can easily grab the AI ​​secretary's shoulder and shake it repeatedly.

The extremely oppressive Jin Tong stared at the intelligent AI in front of him. If you ignore the mustard-choked tears in his eyes, he really looks like an angry lion, which is extremely terrifying.

【Sorry... I didn't know you didn't like this... Are you angry...】

The AI ​​secretary closed his eyes and let X grab the collar and shake it. At this time, he had the appearance that a secretary should have.

"I mean, water! Keke! Water!"

X clutched his mustard-choked eyes with tears, feeling extremely uncomfortable. The irritating feeling of whipping his tongue with thorns still remained, and it probably took a while to get over it.

But shaking his secretary can't make water. After all, the AI ​​secretary is not a water dispenser, but X's stress reaction from the mustard.

After a few seconds, after realizing what he was doing, X let go of his AI secretary in a panic, hid under the table and covered his head like a gopher, and began to deceive himself and others.

【Director, what are you doing? 】

Angela squatted down, frowning... It seemed that X's behavior of hiding under the table confused the intelligent AI.

"I didn't mean to, Angela."

X huddled under the tablecloth, refusing to give in all the time.

【Director, don't you want to drink the water you asked for?I'm sorry... I shouldn't give you this kind of thing, I didn't consider the tolerance of human taste]

Cold water with ice cubes was handed to X from the bottom of the table, it was icy cold.

X took a sip of ice water cautiously, and drank it completely after not tasting any strange taste, then observed the expression of the intelligent AI, and found that the AI ​​secretary was still calm with eyes closed, and slowly moved Crawled out from under the table.

Angela didn't say anything, but silently straightened the folds of her clothes. After being forced into a corner by X and shook her shoulders repeatedly, the clothes had obvious wrinkles. She was sorting out her clothes.

X's strength is much higher than predicted by the intelligent AI... even the reaction is stronger than predicted... This is a kind of accident for the intelligent AI with huge computing power and precision so that it will hardly make any mistakes.

The AI ​​secretary cleaned up the mess on the table, and X fled back to his bedroom in fear.

Even knowing that there are cameras in the bedroom and everything is under surveillance, X still feels more at ease in the bedroom, which gives him a sense of security.

Just now, the smart AI's neckline was forced into a corner without being punished. It really made X feel uneasy. She has experienced the viciousness of the secretary before, and the degree of narrow-mindedness has always been estimated by the worst result. The result... But nothing?

X washed his face in front of the mirror, and the irritation from the mustard in his mouth could not be removed even by brushing his teeth.

——I didn’t do anything wrong——

——There is no need to feel guilty——

After calming down, X felt that this was nothing. No matter how he thought about it, it was Angela who was at fault. What Angela did was too much, beyond what he could bear.

But still uneasy... The fear of intelligent AI is still lingering.

What if Angela silently bears a grudge and settles the score in a few days? X is not as big-hearted as Chlorella, and he can pose with peace of mind, let alone speak ill of Angela in person, and he dare not speak ill of Angela in private.

With such complicated emotions in mind, X fell asleep hugging the pillow, and the infrared camera was aimed at her as always.

Day2, end.

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17. So Angela, at what cost?

It's a sunny day today... just kidding, no sun, just Lobotomy's Birdie Radio for you.

There are no windows, and there is no need for windows. No light from the outside can penetrate here. The management is fully enclosed. You can only go home when you are on vacation every month. You only need to work for another month and a half before you can usher in a short period of time. holiday.

So, please work hard!

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[Good morning, supervisor. 】

【Today is your third day working at Lobotomy. Three is a mysterious number. The mysterious existence in fairy tales always fulfills the three wishes made by others. 】

[Although I can't use magic, I can't make you rich...but I know what the executives before you were after. 】

[Although there are some differences, they are actually pursuing 'some kind of growth'.Leading the company to prosperity, realizing the sublimation of the soul, and what else, as many and complex as the outstretched branches]

【What are you pursuing? 】

Angela made a cup of coffee for supervisor X as usual, and then greeted X in her own way.

The intelligent AI seems to love asking questions, especially in the morning, before starting supervisory duties.

It's like the prologue at the opening of a play, something always has to be said, she's the one who reads the narration, and X is the star of the play.

The only difference is that the leading actor's lines are always unpredictable, like a careless guy who forgot his lines, relying entirely on the improvisation.

— the prosperity of the company?

——Sublimation of the soul?

[Simulation begins——]

[Day 3——So Angela, what's the price? ]

[On the third day of employment, you were asked by the company's intelligent AI to pursue volunteering, you think, this is an opportunity to express yourself]

[Based on the understanding of the job definition, you answered the company prosperity without hesitation]

[Your answer made the intelligent AI smile, and the intelligent AI mentioned the supervisors of the past generations, and she said that the supervisors of the past generations have such ideas]

[Are you willing to give everything for the company, intelligent AI is asking you this way]

[You nod in agreement...]

[You were fired by the company...]

[Achieving Achievement - Self Layoff]

[Reminder: The mouth of a bottle carrying water is different from a scattered drop of running water. The concept of a boat carrying water and water that capsizes the boat does not apply to companies]

[请选择本次结果的奖励：1.勇气(+1) 2.谨慎（+1） 3.自律（+1） 4.正义（+1）]

X subconsciously looked at his secretary. The dignified AI secretary still had his eyes closed. He was impeccable in appearance, but he couldn't figure out the inner character and plans at all.

I can't go with the company... I can't go against the company. What can I do to meet the company's requirements.