Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

Although the AI ​​secretary wants to experience the feeling of being flattered by X more, but if he plays too much, X will rebound and have a strong stress reaction, so... that's all there is to it.

A little teasing is fine, enough is enough.

AI has always been rational, and stupid people will focus on the short-sighted and short-sighted interests, while ignoring the long-term benefits and final fruits.

Artificial intelligence knows how to maximize profits, but sometimes it will be affected by a little emotion.

Probably... some bad emotions.

...deeper than despair, hotter than hope...

Those emotions should be suppressed, watching everything that happened in silence, like a passerby in a book.

"Pfft—!"

There was the sound of something spraying out. The violently shaking carbonated soda sprayed out from the mouth of the can like a firework that had been ignited, and was just thrown out.

X lost her balance as she stepped on the rollers onto the floor of the other cans that had piled up in the hallway.

The blue package with the spherical blue and red logo printed on the can was accurately placed on Angela's head, and the dark brown liquid full of sugar and carbonic acid sprinkled the AI ​​secretary all over.

Both the black secretary uniform inside and the white coat outside were stained by the drink, and even the beautiful light blue hair was stained with sugar.

【director……? 】

"I'm super, I'm done!"

X's reaction speed this time was super fast, far faster than her reaction speed on other issues, and she realized what was about to happen the moment it happened.

Do you even need to think about it?Angela will definitely fire her! ! !Intelligent AI will fire her, fire her, fire her! !

The accident that occurred in this incident was comparable to wearing a badge to a leader, and the pin of the badge ended up in the wrong place.

——Too bad luck!

——It’s all the fault of the green algae head!

— Bad luck bad luck! ! !

X was cursing in his heart, but he didn't dare to neglect his actions in the slightest. That was a speed that even the panicked employees couldn't match, because X's current state was more panicked than the panicked employees.

Is this despair understandable to employees?

Are you kidding me, is it scary for Abnormal Body to have intelligent AI?No matter how you think about it, intelligent AI is more terrifying, right?

With sheer speed, X rushed into the nearest intelligence office, slammed into the office and slammed the door.

"Director, are you so rude? You don't know how to knock on the door? It seems that I have to re-evaluate the quality of the new supervisor."

Yesod, the Minister of Intelligence who was dealing with official duties in the office, was startled by X who broke in suddenly.

"Stop talking about Yesod, I'm going to die! Block the door!"

X squatted down and tried to hide under the sofa, but because of his height of 1.7m[-], he couldn't hide under the sofa.

"Director, what happened...? Is the abnormal body rioting and fleeing? No, now the abnormal body is dormant, and I have not been notified... It is impossible for Angela to not notice this situation."

"It's much more serious than this, Yesod!"

X began to try to get under the desk in the office, but the confusion of the supervisor was obviously beyond the understanding of Yesod.

"What the hell is it, supervisor, please calm down and explain the matter clearly. Your current language expression is very confusing."

'Viper' Yesod was trying to appease X who seemed to be in a panic, but with little success, X curled up in a corner, shaking very violently.

"Angela's going to fire me...I'm done."

"Director, this kind of thing is impossible to happen anyway."

Yesod is full of disbelief, fired X?How can it be?The head of the Ministry of Intelligence is very rational, but there are some things that can be answered even without data demonstrations, just like everyone defaults to the answer that one plus one equals two.

"Then how sure are you, Yesod, you are not Angela herself, do you have any intelligence and evidence to prove this?"

X, who was in a state of panic, began to be aggressive and anti-client.

Although the answer that one plus one equals two is obvious at a glance, it is quite troublesome to prove that one plus one equals two.Why prove that Angela will not fire X?How to prove it?

Yesod began to stroke his forehead with a headache, and was very embarrassed. Coaxing X is as troublesome as coaxing a child, and the current situation is obviously that he can't listen to anything.

Why didn't I see it before... It turns out that there is such a side.

"Director, you are not Angela herself, why are you so sure that Angela will fire you?"

"...that's different!"

X is hemming and hawing, I can’t say that Angela has done so many things, stepping into the office with her left foot first can be a reason to resign...Although, they are all on the simulator...but it feels like it is there !

"She's a real machine, ruthless..."

"Director, although I don't trust Angela...But Angela will not do anything that is detrimental to the company."

Yesod sighed and said, among the ministers at the top, she is the most rational and rational, and also the most objective one...Although I don't agree with Angela's approach, Angela's ability is definitely worthy of recognition of.

Unfortunately, Yesod's topic and X's topic are not in the same channel.

After listening to Yesod's analysis for a long time, X didn't come up with any useful opinions.

"I poured Coke on Angela, Yesod, are you listening? Are you sure Angela is really ruthless and doesn't care about anything, I think she is very narrow-minded."

"Pfft, what are you talking about, Director...? Did you pour Coke on Angela?"

Yesod's originally indifferent expression couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and the head of the intelligence department subconsciously mobilized the monitoring to confirm the authenticity of the matter.

Then she saw the scene in the corridor of the Ministry of Intelligence in the video, the suspicious behavior between the X and the intelligent AI at the vending machine, although it was very imprecise, but when the Coke can fell on Angela's head, Yesod really I'm a little stretched.

Thanks to Yesod's well-managed facial expressions, there was no laughing place, otherwise Netzach would have laughed all day when he saw it.

"...It did surprise me." But well done!

Yesod brewed the language for a while, but in the end he still didn't say what he thought in his heart.

And when he was about to continue chatting about this topic, the AI ​​secretary finally came to arrest him.

There is no way out in the company, it is useless for X to hide anywhere, and even to arrest people at this time, Angela is playing hide-and-seek, slowing down specially.

【Director, come out from under the table when you've had enough fun, don't disturb Yesod's work anymore】

[Yesod, the document I gave you before has not been processed yet, has it?I thought you were rational and reliable, but now you're messing around with the supervisor. 】

The moving and crisp voice of the AI ​​secretary was the death knell for X, but even if he was reluctant, he crawled out from under the table under pressure.

It was no use trying to hide behind Yesod, the Minister of Intelligence handed over X to Angela.

The AI ​​secretary's clothes were clean and flawless, without any trace of contamination. It must have been replaced with a new one, and the body had been cleaned again before coming here.

[Director, I need to take care of something. You should go back to the supervisor's room to rest first. Don't run around anymore. This is for your safety. 】

It was probably a threatening word. Anyway, X was scared, and walked towards the supervisor's room as if resigned to his fate, waiting for Angela to tidy up after finishing her work.

After confirming that X really won't run around this time, Angela closed the office door of the intelligence department and started chatting with Yesod about business.

【Yesod, this video needs to be disposed of, and the information here should be erased. 】

Different videos are displayed in multiple split screens. Not all information will be retained and classified into archives. In fact... most of the information will be destroyed.

Furthermore, employee information, abnormal body information...

Some information that is more sensitive to the employees will be processed to a certain extent, and the abnormality data delivered to the employees are all carefully 'selected' by the intelligence department.

In essence, it is hoped that this intelligence will reassure employees, increase their confidence and grasp of work, rather than make them panic.

For example, there is no need to release some real information about [Elf Banquet], a supernatural body that is very popular among employees. Since it can bring positive influence to employees, there is no need to disclose the real information. come out.

Just believe what you want to believe...

【...Yesod, this paragraph should also be disposed of. 】

Angela was referring to the ridiculous thing that happened at the vending machine in the corridor. If it spread, it might become a new type of joke. The AI ​​secretary would not let this kind of thing happen.

Although it is the intelligence department, the main job of the intelligence department is to delete information.

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26. Ants drowned in honey, are they happy?

In the supervisor's room, X anxiously stared at the electronic watch with constantly beating numbers, and the carbonated soda in his hand was unopened, just holding it in the palm of his hand.

Not only did the time spent resting in the supervisor's room not calm down, but instead it continued to increase her sense of anxiety. The waiting for the unknown after being pronounced dead is always the most tormenting.

X's fear of intelligent AI seems to be imprinted in the instinct of the body, and it is not obvious at ordinary times, but now that he is frightened by Angela for a little bit, he will panic when he sees the face of the AI ​​​​secretary.

X is afraid of punishment... afraid that those bad things will really happen to him.

The lobotomy company logo icon is still in sight, but it doesn't work much today.

This is probably the only consolation, it is not only the source of her fear of future encounters, but also the source of her peace of mind.

Whether the simulation is activated or not, she cannot actively trigger it, but other functions of [Lobotomy Simulator - the best simulator integrating office and love] can be used during non-simulation time periods.

Of course, the most important function in the 'Love Simulator' is to check the favorability, although this kind of favorability is useless at all.

When X opened this interface last time, there were only three intelligent AIs, Angela, Malkuth, and Netzach, on the interface. Now there are two more department ministers, Yesod and Hod, and the upper AI ministers are considered complete.

But it still doesn't work...

In the column of favorability, there are all [???] question marks without exception, and only the trust level below has an evaluation point.

X's most loyal, most reliable and trustworthy AI secretary Angela, the [? ? ? ]Three question marks, X's idea of ​​relying on the simulator to guess Angela's attitude was shattered as always.

X suspects that his secretary is an outsider. Moreover, artificial intelligence does not have such things at all. In the company, the AI ​​secretary who is almost the one who can control the sky is the real boss here, so naturally there are no boring emotional games.

To put it bluntly, it is ridiculous to have emotional distress in this shitty company. Who would play a love game that only a little girl is obsessed with in such a ghost place? Let alone falling in love with a group of AI.

At least X is not interested in this, she was kidnapped here, and under such coercion, she has to force herself to smile and pretend to like it.

She cheers herself up in the mirror every night, and she has to work hard to practice her smile... Although sometimes it is difficult for her to tell whether this is really practicing a smile, isn't it a smile from the heart?

——How could it be possible to laugh in this company——

——It’s just a commercial smile——

X thinks so, and knows how selfish and indifferent he is in essence.Great patience with ministers because it's a requirement, caring about staff casualties because it's work.

Always listen to the words of intelligent AI because intelligent AI dominates the power... You have to follow the meaning of intelligent AI to please AI.

After all, it's all about survival.

But now that he really made a mistake and offended the AI ​​secretary, X himself said not to worry, it must be a lie.

Don't be afraid to speculate about AI with the greatest malice, the so-called excuse for punishment is just a pretext, as long as you think about it, there is as much as there is.

How about...be more proactive... Maybe the punishment will be lighter...?

Thinking this way, X hesitated, put his hands on the collar of his coat, and took off the white coat on his body, and halfway through, X stopped again.

——If you sell yourself like this——

——I have been struggling all the time, and I have been persisting——

- what is it -

What a joke, why should I please the intelligent AI?Is this reasonable?This is ridiculous!

Back, you can't just bend down like this.

Knees, you can't just kneel down like this.

There is no reason to kneel down before others say anything, and there is no reason to dampen one's spirit before a battle is fought.

X scolded herself for being weak, but...she was really afraid of being punished.

Those supposedly false simulator content made her afraid, made her afraid, she would have a strong sense of discomfort, and occasionally had a hard-to-chew reaction...

【Director, what are you doing? 】

A nightmarish voice sounded in X's ear, and X trembled suddenly, she didn't even dare to turn her head to look at the AI ​​secretary.

"I...I feel a little uncomfortable."

【uncomfortable?Are you on your period? 】