Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

At least now is not the time to care.

"Hod's idea is really good. This training manual should help employees."

X signed the plan to popularize the employee training manual, and praised the minister one after another... She is not the person who will begrudge her own praise, and when the minister has anything worthy of praise, X will try her best to praise it.

But the AI ​​secretary didn't seem to think so. It was rare for her to express her point of view at this time. Generally speaking, artificial intelligence would not interfere with the supervisor's... work-related matters.

But there are always exceptions, such as when you are in a bad mood.

[Director, judging from past experience, these things on paper can only serve as a psychological comfort. You'd better not have too much expectation...Compared with this, maybe you should care more about enkephalin Issues with quotas and channels for their use. 】

The AI ​​secretary, who was fine at first, felt rushed again, and his flat tone was full of accusations, and he didn't know whether he was blaming the minister or X.

X felt that it was Angela who was cryptically accusing the head of the training department of abusing enkephalins, and this was a rehash of the past.

"Well, Hod is a good boy. I think she has changed. The enkephalin matter is over. Angela, you are a little too strict with her. Anyway, I will check it when I get off work. I believe she must have taken care of all the enkephalins!"

X made a promise in front of his secretary. For the head of the training department, X still has a good impression and has certain expectations...

Unlike Netzach, Hod is a very friendly little girl, and she is also very enthusiastic in doing things. Apart from doing bad things with good intentions, she has no other problems.

I don't know why, but my AI secretary has a particularly strong opinion on the head of the training department——

Obviously Netzach is so ostentatious. Before X implemented incentive measures, the report was never submitted on time, but Angela didn't take much care of Netzach, and didn't even bother to urge him. Let Netzach fool him.

But when it came to Hod, Angela didn't show any sympathy, and talked with X together, but in fact Hod's attitude is much better than Netzach, he is very enthusiastic in doing things, and his temper is soft like a bunny. How to embarrass such a cute little girl? X definitely won't.

It is because of the existence of wonderful ministers, against the background of many aggressive ministers, that the beauty of Minister Malkuth and Minister Hod is more and more highlighted.

By the way, I have to add an AI secretary with a strong desire to control...

It’s okay if you don’t say anything, when X said this, he defended the head of the training department and said a few good words, the AI ​​secretary’s face darkened, and his brows frowned, X knew he was going to shut up, because he was sure Where did I say something wrong.

Although I don't know where I went wrong, I definitely can't try to understand where I stepped on the thunder and touched the bad head.

And the more you say, the more mistakes you make, so it's better not to say anything.

Whatever the secretary says, she just nods and it's over.

As for why the supervisor nodded to the secretary, it didn't look like a supervisor should. It can only be said that the supervisor's punitive measures largely made X more obedient.

The very obedient supervisor X doesn't want to be punished by his secretary, although this sounds more like some kind of fun play, some kind of play for flirting...

A few days after entering the job, after a few days of training, now the artificial intelligence just needs to get closer and bite X's neck lightly, and X will take the initiative to kiss and get tired of it, very sensible.

And from the very beginning without any response, I learned how to use actions to answer the intelligent AI... er, or buy the intelligent AI.

It's a small price to pay, but it's worth it!

With X's response, the intelligent AI's brows relaxed, and its mood improved again.

To put it loosely, such behavior can be regarded as a good morning kiss. Although the black-haired woman in front of me didn't realize it, but... it is enough to relieve the desire.

Even if it is essentially using despicable means, coercion and temptation to achieve the goal, but so what?The result is achieved, right, that's good.

The intelligent AI hugged the woman in its arms, felt the warmth of the black-haired woman, and didn't want to let go. It was as firm as a koala hugging a tree trunk.

X actually doesn't like the intelligent AI holding her like this, but it would be too difficult to breathe if buried in her arms... Well, how should I put it, X doesn't know what kind of material it is that makes it so soft.

The designer's head doesn't know what he's thinking, but he's just digging out details in useless places... There are too many useless places, it should be said that they are all digging out details.

"Angela, I feel like I can't breathe."

X felt that his secretary had disliked him a long time ago, and wanted to find another way to clean himself up, or murder the supervisor, maybe he was punishing him now?It is one of the punishment measures.

Hmph, isn't it there...is it a little bigger, yes...what's so great about it!

I thought so in my heart, but X's gaze stayed there, and I couldn't move my gaze away.

And immediately after realizing his behavior, X spurned himself again... Feeling ashamed for having other thoughts about the AI ​​secretary.

This is a very unself-disciplined performance, and it is also a very absurd idea, which needs to be criticized immediately.

X suppressed his desire, and stopped looking at his secretary, and didn't know what was going on recently. These days, he always had some absurd thoughts that shouldn't be there, like ██.

Is it because you have been single for too long?Adults have normal needs...it's normal to think and nothing to be ashamed of, but X doesn't think so.

He cursed several times in his heart, all of which were disgusting for himself who had a certain reaction.

The more this is the case, the more you should restrain yourself. X thinks it’s because he hasn’t squeezed himself enough recently, so that he has too much energy to think about other things...

Therefore, it is even more important to work hard and devote all your energy to work. As long as you are tired enough, you will not think about messy things.

"Angela, make me a cup of coffee without sugar."

X insists that the display is better looking and more attractive than his AI secretary.

Hmm... Maybe it's an illusion, X always feels like the display has been replaced with a new one... with higher pixels and a clearer picture?

I can’t tell the specific reason, but X feels like it’s been replaced with a new one. But if you think about it carefully, the company’s monitoring is running around the clock, and the display screen is also running around the clock. Under high-load work, frequent replacement is very normal. Things, nothing to ask.

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The author's words:

Woo meow, after counting the rewards so far, as expected, I don't owe a single chapter!Recommended tickets add [-] worse, monthly tickets add [-] worse, rewards can be skipped, and blades can also be skipped.

But there is still good news, the application for the recommended position has passed, I will try to add more meow when I am on the recommended position, I will also write about the update of the inside version this week!

66. Isn’t Angela just a little bit prettier? What’s the big deal?

"Angela, the monitor in the supervisor's room...is it...replaced with a new one?"

But many times, people's curiosity and desire to explore the unknown will overcome their instinct to survive. Especially recently, for some unknown reason, X's courage has grown a lot, and his words are a bit out of his head.

This question that has troubled X for several days was finally subconsciously slipped out of X's mouth—because she was too full to eat, her reaction was a bit slow.

The AI ​​secretary also 'answered' X's question in a very calm tone.

[Director, there is a clear difference between 'half full' and 'half empty', and it took me a long time to understand the difference. 】

The AI ​​secretary can hardly answer directly in straightforward language, and this obviously requires X to think and understand by himself.

"Okay, I have too many questions, let's take a look at the abnormal body extracted today, I hope it is not a troublesome guy."

After getting along for almost a week, X can sort of figure out the character of his secretary. When Angela doesn't want him to know, he won't answer...or say, only half of it.

X can only know the information that the AI ​​secretary is willing to let the supervisor know. In other words, the information that X can access is what Angela is willing to tell, and the channels that X can receive information are only his secretary and department minister.

But Angela didn't want X to know, and the head of the department absolutely abided by this point and would not disclose it to X. Even Netzach, who seemed the most lazy and unassuming, would never say anything useful to X. Tighten it where it matters.

About Angela...about myself...just complaining about the company.

Maybe it's because you don't want to let X know, or maybe it's not the time when X should know.

Company L looks like an energy company to outsiders, and X also thinks it is an energy company, but the method of obtaining energy is a little strange... But in the city, it is normal.

It is said that there was a way to extract energy from hell in the past. If the Lobotomy Corporation only extracts energy from a group of monsters, it is still in the category of understanding. As for the method and process, the cost is even lower than the energy obtained. worth mentioning.

Hmm... The clean and pollution-free energy extracted from the monster named 'abnormal body' is high-quality and cheap.

Although Abnormality is by no means a green and efficient power generator, it is very worthwhile to get precious energy just by paying the most essential things...

1.【O-02-56】

【People have been committing crimes since a long time ago. "Why would they do such a thing? Even if they know it's sinful?"]

2.【Cosmic Fragments】

【A melodious singing sounded in front of you, it is slowly approaching you...】

3.【The Heart of Desire】

【Excessive desire can drive people crazy...】

Different from general abnormalities, tool-type abnormalities emphasize how to use them rather than how to manage them... In most cases, they are also relatively harmless, because as long as employees are not allowed to 'use' them, they will not Unexpected situations will arise.

"Hmm, but I'd rather choose [O-02-56], it's a strange body I've never seen before."

X doesn't pay much attention to this, she just chooses the abnormal body that is not recorded in the company files, even if that abnormal body may be troublesome, or has some quirks.

This Abnormal Body numbered [0-02-56] will be placed in the training department, which will be responsible for containment and management.

[0-02-56] It was placed in the newly expanded containment unit of the training department. It was a small bird that looked harmless to humans and animals. It was all white, only the part of the abdomen was red, like a piece of red. imprint.

A small tree was placed in the containment unit for perching, and the smaller [0-02-56] stood on the top of the tree. It really looked no different from ordinary birds, and it was also very cute.

The purpose of placing the small tree is probably to avoid stepping on the birds. After all, it looks really small, and it would be bad if you accidentally hurt it.

Everything looks good, and the rest is just to say hello to the ministers before the official start of work, to see if the ministers need help, or to hand over the task to X.

"Good morning, Supervisor, you are also very energetic today."

"Good morning, Malkuth, let's work hard today too! By the way, is there anything I can help with? Maybe I can help lighten the burden."

As usual, X warmly greeted the head of the control department. To be honest, she hadn’t gone to Malkuth for several days. She was dealing with the affairs of other department heads in the past few days, which made X faint. About a little embarrassed.

There was supposed to be a gathering with Malkuth yesterday, but because of a little 'unexpected incident', the party didn't take place, and most of the wine was drunk by X himself...he was instigated by Netzach to drink it all.

Celebrating every now and then, there is no good reason to ask for a bottle of champagne from Angela...

If he makes plans on the AI ​​secretary again, X always feels that his secretary will think that he is pushing an inch, and he will be severely punished later.

X doesn't want to be like this. The only punishment is that he doesn't want to try at all. Fortunately, as long as there are no problems with the management work and the most important work is not messed up, Angela will generally not punish herself, at most it will be a verbal warning.

As for touching, hugging, and so on...these are almost negligible tiny things, just like breathing, as natural and ordinary.

Who will deliberately think about how they breathe, and who will specifically be aware of how they walk?

Anyway, cuddles, occasional kisses and so on... Such small things, in X's view, are no longer worth paying attention to.

This can probably be regarded as the benefit of being slow, as long as you are slow enough to be unconscious, you will not fall into a state of panic... After all, what these actual behaviors represent, are all meanings that are easily misunderstood .

Of course, this also means that, generally speaking, X is not very aware of the subtle changes in others.

"Well, supervisor, I can handle it by myself. It's different from before. Now I'm very good! You see, I've memorized a lot of things... I remember I said that this notebook has followed me. For a long time."

Minister Malkuth of the control department showed her notepad in front of the display screen. She has repeatedly emphasized the matter of "notepad" many times, and she will always mention it in front of X.

Paranoid as if wanting to show something in front of X, and stubbornly refused X's help, thinking that he could do it alone.

Perhaps X should continue to ask why at this time, but she just praised as usual, and she never hesitated to praise... Maybe sometimes it is connivance, praise is necessary, but severe criticism is also indispensable.

When you find a problem, you have to point it out, and when you feel something is wrong, you have to pay more attention to the other party.

But...why is it always so slow.

"Well, Malkuth really worked hard."

X just lamented the busyness of the head of the control department, and didn't care about it... Many times 'busy' does not mean 'diligence', and 'diligence' does not mean that there is a result.

Labor may not necessarily be rewarded... The donkey pulls the mill and turns in circles, which cannot be regarded as progress, but can only be said to be standing still.

And there are things like 'false learning' in this world, which usually refer to hard work but no results. Most of the time, these behaviors are done for their own psychological comfort, to comfort themselves, and to use this repeated emphasis... Please Get a sense of security.

X knows that Malkuth has done a lot of planning for the employees, and there are always many meetings to be held. Every morning, she will hold a meeting with the employees, and after get off work, she always submits many plans and reports.

This is a very hard-working minister...and a sunny and positive minister.

But that's all. X's energy has never been put on Malkuth, and most of the words of praise are perfunctory. Maybe he pays more attention to Yesod than Malkuth.

Except for trying to seek comfort from Malkuth like a frightened quail on the first day of employment, X never took the initiative to go to Malkuth's office.

She is no longer the childish supervisor who bluffs at the slightest movement. X is now a mature supervisor who can calmly deal with her AI secretary and eccentric ministers. Naturally, she will not be in the relatively normal and friendly More energy on Minister Malkuth.

Although it's not a good way to say it, it's true...the most troublesome guy gets the most attention, and in order to make the most troublesome guy calm down, some extra rewards are always given to the most troublesome guy.

Originally, that was just the job that should be done.

It's like a child who has never passed the exam. The only requirement of her parents is to pass the exam. If the kid passes the exam, she can get a few candies and even go to the amusement park——

But another child who got [-] to [-] in the test was taken for granted, and there was nothing but verbal praise.

Maybe one day I performed abnormally and only scored [-] to [-] in the exam, and I might not only get no comfort, but also be scolded...

The inertia of human thinking is like this. Most people can't distribute every piece of cake fairly, and most people can't sincerely care about other people.

It is very, very rare to have someone who really treats you well.

In the city, gentle people are very precious, just like the sun that suddenly rises in the darkness, dazzling, and like the sun, with warm light.

"Yesod, I will trouble you to take care of Netzach more today, please be more tolerant of Netzach, for my sake... Well, of course, I will also compensate you, Yesod, but I will talk about the details after get off work."

When X said the word 'compensation', the AI ​​secretary pinched his waist again, so that X's expression management almost failed.