Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

"No employee should do anything to harm [O-02-56], even if [O-02-56] is on his head."

Jokes aside, X still needs to explain the situation seriously, and she is serious about being friendly to [O-02-56].

This is something that needs to be announced very seriously. If you don't notify, if there are employees who owe you to move 【O-02-56】...

Then X can only tell the clerical staff to clean up the pieces of meat scattered in the corridor. If possible, she still doesn't want to see the staff's parts dirty the clean corridor, and blood staining the wall is not good.

What a clean wall, it doesn't look good with blood on it...

Jin Tong stared coldly at the red stains that had appeared on the corridor of the screen, probably a certain staff member became a paste, but she was not too surprised, as the notification went on, there would always be someone who would not carry it out properly, the energy bar was already over half, It's almost time for lunch break.

X stretched her waist, and after notifying the ministers that they could take a lunch break, she was ready to get up. Sitting on the chair for a long time would always make her feel a little numb, and now she didn't dare to let Angela rub it.

X was afraid that if she rubbed it like that, Angela would rub it until she couldn't hold herself back.

For the time being... She has a little idea of ​​wanting to stay away from the AI ​​secretary.

For the safety of yourself and your belt, maybe you should keep a little distance from artificial intelligence.

But this is unlikely, after all, this is her AI secretary, and the secretary is always by the supervisor's side... Besides, X cannot do without the care of artificial intelligence.

"Angela, is my lunch ready? I want to take my lunch to the minister today."

[Which minister are you going to?At noon, the anti-Kabbala suppressor is still maintained at the level where the abnormal body can be active, rather than the dormant state after work, if you go to the minister, you may encounter them, I must guarantee your safety,]

[My suggestion is that you'd better not leave the supervisor's room, the supervisor's room is the safest place in the entire company. 】

The AI ​​secretary closed his eyes, as if he was worried about X, and tried hard to persuade X to stay away from danger, and not to take the risk of going to any management department that might be haunted by abnormal bodies.

And this is nothing at all, usually X will play some tricks, get bored with his secretary, and let the AI ​​secretary let her go.

But today it seems that because of the influence of the simulator, X lost control of her emotions when she heard the intelligent AI mentioning this. She really didn't want to see the intelligent AI's face and the tone of 'it's all for your own good'.

X's golden pupils glared at his AI secretary angrily, like a lioness whose tail was suddenly trampled on, and even the black mane was blown out.

"An-ji-la, what is the difference between you and imprisoning me? Every day is 'safe', 'safe', 'safe'! I don't think there is any safety in the supervisor's room!!!"

X's sudden scolding made the intelligent AI pause, and the blue-haired secretary seemed to be frozen by the scolding... X's tone was very aggressive, and the disgust in his eyes was also very obvious.

"Get out of the way, let me get out of here! What? As a supervisor, I don't even have the right to leave the supervisor's room to take a break? Is it my freedom to go where I have lunch?"

"There are so many things in charge, are you the supervisor or I am the supervisor, or should you just be the supervisor?"

X, who was furious, didn't realize that what he scolded was the "best artificial intelligence of Lobotomy Company" who he was afraid of before and also worked part-time as the "AI boss" here.

And for contradicting the intelligent AI so much, he should have been fired directly... But nothing happened, the artificial intelligence in front of him even stayed there obediently, just silently accepting her scolding.

In the silence, the intelligent AI opened the door of the supervisor's room. X didn't think much about it. Seeing the door of the supervisor's room opened, he raised his leg and was about to run to the head of the department for comfort, and then... when he was about to leave the supervisor's room , X was suddenly stopped by the AI ​​secretary again.

【Director, please wait a moment...】

"what!"

X is still in the state of blowing hair, watching the AI ​​secretary approaching, as if seeing something super annoying, very impatient.

【…】

【You forgot to take your lunch, I'm very sorry... I ruined your good mood for dining. 】

The artificial intelligence took out the lunch bag made of kraft paper, and when it was delivered to X, it was still warm, heavy...extraordinarily hot.

X angrily put his lunch bag into his arms and ran away without even looking at his secretary.

X was full of energy and blood, but his blood pressure was suddenly relieved by the operation of the intelligent AI. He was afraid that he would run too late. The blue artificial intelligence realized who was the real boss here, and chased him to catch him and punish him severely.

Although I don't know why the intelligent AI didn't punish itself, but run!

Clutching the hot lunch bag in his arms, X's sanity slowly returned, and his head was clear, and after clearly realizing what he had just done, X began to panic.

——I am super, why did I scold Angela just now!Still pissed at her!

——If you offend the secretary to death, is your career in charge coming to an end! !

The more X thought about it, the more afraid he became. Why was he so impulsive? In fact, it was nothing. The patience passed. After so many days, there is nothing to bear.

It's only been a few days, and I offended the secretary in charge of the meal. Don't talk about losing my job later, I guess everyone will lose it together.

Is it useful to go back and apologize now?

X broke out in a cold sweat, his fear of artificial intelligence has surpassed that of Abnormality, God knows how he had the courage to scold the intelligent AI just now, and his tone was still so choking.

Let alone a high-ranking intelligent AI, even if an ordinary employee came over, he probably wouldn't be able to bear such harsh words, and would turn his face on the spot.

It was a miracle among miracles that Angela was able to hold back. She didn't punch herself twice or fire her on the spot...

Swallowing down the saliva, X's sweat squeezed tighter and tighter, his steps became weaker and weaker, and he lost his confidence when walking in the corridor, like a leaked balloon, his already pale skin became more and more weak. pale hair.

And when this uneasiness reached its limit, it suddenly calmed down again, as if a spring had touched the bottom and bounced back all of a sudden, from a negative value to a positive value.

X began to walk, while looking for reasons, to comfort himself.

The lunch bag in his arms was warm and heavy, with ample portion, and the aroma was transmitted through the paper bag.

Don't panic, it's useless to panic, things have already happened... Anyway, anyway, this is the end of the matter, it's better... let's eat first.

Although many things are cold and cold, at least the lunch bag is still warm, hot, and hot. Thinking about it, if Angela wanted to clean up, she would have come here to clean up. This is the company, and the company's monitoring is nowhere not in-

If you really want to escape, where can you run?There was nowhere to escape.

Thinking about it this way, X felt relieved again, no matter how the artificial intelligence will clean up when he returns to the supervisor's room later, he should eat his lunch first, he can't waste the precious lunch break time, and he can't let the AI ​​secretary get ready for lunch.

Even employees who deal with abnormalities all day long can maintain a happy meal and eat lunch. What can't be done when dealing with artificial intelligence by themselves... Could the AI ​​secretary be more dangerous than abnormalities?

X almost convinced himself, and his heart stabilized again.

Suddenly, walking in the corridor, X felt his head suddenly sink again... It seemed that something furry had landed on top of his head.

X didn't dare to stretch out his fingers to test the guy on his head, so he opened the door of the training department head's office with such a small thing on his head.

"Director! You... on your head, is [O-02-56]."

That ball of white plush is indeed too conspicuous, especially on the black hair.

Aside from the white plush on the top of the head, X is a tall woman with black hair and golden pupils, wearing a white coat, her unique cold and ascetic temperament is very eye-catching no matter where she goes.

"Ah, I know it's on my head, I brought it here for lunch, uh... I'm here, isn't it time? Excuse me, Hod, Netzach."

While talking, X took out his lunch bag and put the lunch bag on the table, acting very calm, as if what was lying on his head was not some abnormal body, but an ordinary, human and animal creature. Harmless cute little bird.

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The head of the security department and the head of the training department seemed to be talking about something just now, and X's intrusion just interrupted the communication between the two of them. If it were normal, X might withdraw in embarrassment and wait for the ministers to finish speaking. But she is really not in the mood today.

Sitting on the sofa in a mess, leaning back, the whole body sank in, as if the bones were soft, the white ball on the top of the head pecked at X, but it didn't help, X was still stuck in the sofa, motionless .

She is not very concerned about what the minister is saying at the moment, because it is a break time, and it is best not to talk about work.

It was rare for X to feel slack, limp and listless on the sofa, and after resting for a while, he planned to open the hot lunch bag, but the white dumpling on top of his head couldn't wait, and flew to the table with its little wings.

The black sesame eyes blinked and stared at X.

It's not good to eat alone, so X still plans to share it with the ministers.

"Well, would you like to have lunch, Hod? Netzach?"

Just a symbolic question, although she knows that the company's intelligent AI does not need to eat, but if she just tastes the food, it won't have much impact.

Generally speaking, Netzach should be happy to be with herself. Spending more time with Netzach can effectively improve her work enthusiasm. Saying some words of encouragement during the lunch break may make the head of the security department more motivated.

But today seems a bit special?

"No, Director, I still have some things to deal with... Anyway, ignore those people, Hod, they are always so negative."

Netzach is swollen, lacking energy, and doesn't seem to have any interest in playing with X at noon. It may be because of talking about things with the head of the training department, or it may be pure.

After all, what X said yesterday is not only to be satisfied with completing the work, but also to think about how to do it well. Perhaps the head of the security department really decided to put more thought into handling official duties and deal with work issues seriously.

The head of the security department left, and now only the head of the training department is here, and head Hod seemed to have misunderstood something, and suddenly explained to X in a hurry.

"That...Director, I promise Netzach...uh...this time it's really just for psychological counseling..."

X didn't understand very well, she only caught the key word, 'psychological counseling', for some reason, when X heard 'psychological counseling', she felt that it was not a good thing.

"Huh? What psychological counseling? Has Netzach launched any new projects? Did you have the psychological counseling last time?"

While talking, X casually handed the French fries to the side of [O-02-56]. The little white fluffy bird was holding the French fries that seemed a bit too big for it, shaking its little head, seemingly very happy .

The coarse potato was in its mouth, and it disappeared after searching the ground. After eating the French fries in its mouth, it started to rub against X again, rubbing against X's palm with its fluffy feathers, and X felt a little itchy when rubbed.

The French fries are there, but [O-02-56] doesn't take the initiative to pick them up, it seems that X must be brought to his mouth bit by bit to feed him.

The head of the training department looked at the very natural feeding between X and [O-02-56], and fell silent. He didn't know whether it was because he realized that he had just suddenly 'exploded' like a fool, or because X behaved so calmly and didn't care. Know what to say.

The supervisor doesn't seem to have heard the conversation, and X wouldn't have noticed what Netzach was doing if he didn't mention it out of the blue.

Minister Hod showed embarrassment, hesitated for a while, and then shook out.

"Uh... it's Netzach... who borrowed some enkephalins from me, which were supposed to be disposed of, and she said they were going to use them for formal counseling, so... I just... gave them to her. "

Capturing the key word 'enkephalin', X was sucking Coke, but the Coke almost spewed out.

The blood pressure that dropped felt suddenly rising again, and the stable mood was no longer stable.

"Wait, Hod, what are you talking about? Netzach took the enkephalins? Are you sure?"

X's face became colder, Jin Tong stared at the minister in front of him, his eyes were a little scary, some things could be passed with a smile, but some things couldn't.

"Netzach... is... intended for formal counseling."

Hod's eyes dodged slightly, and the head of the training department didn't dare to look into X's eyes.

X wanted to get angry a little bit, but he held it back.

——You can’t doubt Netzach just because she has a criminal record. Maybe this time it’s really used as a formal channel?

——You can't scold her because Hod easily listens to other people's words. She is just too kind and willing to believe other people's words, even if it is a lie.

be calm...

- You need to trust the minister, trust your subordinates.

—Netzach promised that she would not continue to degenerate.

X's eyes softened, and his tone was very gentle, as if to relieve Minister Hod's pressure, X smiled at her, and patted the empty seat on the sofa beside him.

"Well, I see. I believe that Hod will not lie. I also believe that Netzach is doing psychological counseling for employees. She has done a good job recently. I am very optimistic about her. By the way, do you want to have dinner together? How about some fried chicken?"

X opened a pack of sweet and spicy sauce. The orange-red sauce looks very appetizing. The fried golden and crispy chicken nuggets will become very flavorful when dipped in a little sweet and spicy sauce, which relieves the greasy feeling of fried chicken itself.

The chicken nugget was delivered to the mouth of the head of the training department, and the brown-haired little rabbit hesitated for a while before taking it, and ate it in small bites.

The company's top executives are all intelligent AI. Although they can eat with a taste system, they usually don't eat like employees... This is probably for the sake of the supervisor.

It's not that it doesn't taste good, but that it's unnecessary.

Eating is a major feature of living things. If you keep the habit of eating three meals a day, you will live too much like a human. This is a terrible thing... Although the company does not prohibit them from eating, ministers usually avoid this. Things, because they themselves don't want to be too human.

This is a kind of unanimous tacit understanding——

Too much like a human, it will be very painful.

Machines aspire to be humans, humans aspire to be machines.

Flesh and flesh are meant to endure suffering, but steel bodies are meant to survive such suffering.

Some ministers even hope that they don't even have an emotional system, and are really as numb as a cold machine... They will envy Angela's ruthlessness, and envy her that she is a real machine.

Envious of a machine, truly cold and ruthless...

Perhaps, feelings will be a burden, but... If it is really just that, why not replace all employees with machines?This kind of suffering is probably itself a kind of fodder, a kind of nourishment.

Seeds sown in poor soil, buried in parched soil...need nourishment to germinate.

"good to eat."

Chewing the fried chicken nuggets, biting off the golden and crispy outer skin of the fried chicken nuggets, while the tender meat inside burst out with juice... The juice was overflowing, and Minister Hod showed a happy expression.

Tasting food is a very enjoyable thing, and the source of human desire and joy is nothing more than those few items.