Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

After thinking about it and realizing that she actually doesn't know how to make coffee, she gave up decisively and chose the vending machine to buy the canned coffee inside.

And not surprisingly, the vending machine broke again.

We all know that when a person is unlucky, even a sip of cold water will clog his teeth.

Obviously just press the button as usual, enter the product number, and then swipe the ID card, the vending machine went crazy again, only swallowing money but not delivering goods.

After seven days in the job, I encountered two vending machine failures. X here has to applaud the quality of the equipment of the brain lobe company. It is worthy of being the Wings of the World. Failed twice.

Even if it is a back alley, the infrastructure is complete, the performance is stable, and basically there will be no problems.

Why did the vending machines in the executive room break down in company L, the dignified Wings of the World?

Even leaving aside the issue of vending machines, the monitoring screens in the supervisor's room are frequently scrapped. How did the factory leave the factory with such a frequency of failures?

X wants to fire the equipment purchaser. What they buy is nothing, a waste of the company’s money, right? So much money is spent to buy things of this quality, and the rest of the money is private?Made a fake account?

What else to buy at this level, hurry up and get fired, pack up and get out.

When X thinks that he has a headache for the company's performance every day, and the energy collected by hard work overtime has been squandered by someone, and these wasteful things have been assembled, he feels angry again, and the more he thinks about it, the more angry he gets. .

With a bang, his fist hit the tempered glass of the vending machine, and then there was an unsurprising whine.

"Pain Pain!"

The vending machine was fine, but the back of her hand was in pain, so X, who was irritated, kicked the vending machine again, this time it was hit in the thunder of 'bang', and she was still 'smug' The vending machine is scrapped in an instant.

There is faint black smoke coming out...

"Hmph, I should have died a long time ago, I can only say it seems like."

X crossed his arms, looking at his 'results' with great pride, without any guilt of damaging public facilities.

The specially upgraded vending machine should be stronger than before, but the specially thickened hard metal shell is still deformed by being kicked, and the original straight edge is completely sunken and sunken downward.

It's like an aluminum can that has been trampled on, dented to the point of deformation, and the disconnected part also exposed the internal structure and some wiring. After such serious damage, the beverage stored in it is naturally like a ball. Generally all rolled out.

Brother Paqing's appearance when he won the grand prize is probably like this...

X randomly picked out a few bottles of drinks that he wanted to drink, held them in his arms, and put them on the supervisor's desk. The original bad mood was swept away, and the restlessness disappeared with that moment. She feels much better now .

Sure enough, when you are angry, you can just hit the sandbags. You can't take your anger on the employees and ministers, so you can take it on the vending machines!

You can't bully the AI ​​secretary, you can't bully the head of the department, can't you, as a company executive, not bully a small vending machine?A small vending machine, dare to be presumptuous here?

If you are wronged, then hit the vending machine hard!

X was thinking about it, and opened a bottle of strawberry soda with high spirits, and drank it gulpily. After attacking the vending machine, she felt that she could do it again. At home, the refreshing feeling of dismantling the house.

After finishing the strawberry soda in one gulp, X was even interested in stacking other canned drinks, like building blocks to build a small pyramid.

Piles of canned beverages were piled up on the table and arranged in the shape of a certain house, which gave X a sense of accomplishment. She built it for a while to amuse herself, and after stacking the beverage cans high, she remembered that she still had There is work to be done.

Without Angela's reminder, she would have forgotten.

The hills of beverages piled up on the table, and when the instant coffee in the middle was taken out as the axis support, the beverage pyramid collapsed instantly, and X didn't care about the canned beverages that rolled around on the ground, just looking after themselves He opened the pull tab of the coffee in his hand.

She didn't even look at the drinks that fell to the ground and rolled to her feet, but only focused on the ones in her hand.

X took a sip of the cheap canned coffee, tasted the rich and sweet coffee for a while, and then refocused on his work, looking at the monitor screen.

I have to say that even those who are slow and X can feel the obvious difference.

The coffee made by my AI secretary is delicious. The coffee taste of the canned coffee is too weak, it is more like some kind of sweet water, and I can’t taste the flavor of coffee. To be precise, this should only be called coffee flavor drinks.

But it’s okay... After all, sometimes happiness comes out of comparison, and you only know what is good when you taste bad things.

I am used to the taste of good coffee, and when I switch to cheap instant coffee, I can no longer bear it. I just feel that the tip of my tongue is being tortured.

X put the coffee aside and ignored it.

The work in the afternoon will be much easier than in the morning. The morning time is used for trial and error, and the most important thing to manage the abnormal body is information. Those dangerous monsters, just follow the management of the abnormal body. nothing will happen.

The information on [O-02-56] has been sorted out in the morning, and it is officially identified as [Punishment Bird], with a risk factor of TETH.

This is a strange body that is easy to escape, but as long as you don't actively provoke it when you escape, it will not cause casualties.

Because it comes out only out of curiosity or boredom, it will return to the containment unit by itself after a while.

So when 【Punishment Bird】runs away, the best way is to ignore it, let the employees take care of their hands and claws, and don't pat, touch or hit them. Once 【Punishment Bird】 thinks that the employee is After attacking it, being enraged—

The real 'mouth' of its abdomen will be revealed, and it will tear the offending employee into a pile of flesh. Can't resist this 'beak' strike.

In other words, this is a kind and friendly Abnormality that has nothing to do, as long as it is treated gently and politely, it is very suitable for new employees to manage and exercise their psychological quality.

In terms of appearance, [Punishment Bird]'s cute appearance is easier for employees to accept. New employees will not have too much pressure when facing it. It is very suitable for training employees and allowing them to quickly go through the adaptation period. .

After clearing the management items, the work will go much smoother, and as the progress of the work progresses, after the meltdown grid of the reverse Kabbalah energy is full, there will be the subsequent [dawn] test.

This time the test corresponds to green, that is, [Green Dawn - Doubt].

The green font of the warning was displayed on the screen. After that roar, like the sound of a rusty machine rattling, the solid things formed by those energy residues appeared.

It was a human-shaped machine, and it looked like a very old model. Although it was human-shaped, it did not look like a human. On the sharp-edged triangular head, the mechanical eyes glowed with red light.

And the lines belonging to [doubt] also began to roll down on the big screen of X.

[One day, a question occurred to me: where do we come from?We were given life, but were irresponsibly abandoned. ]

[Life is full of pain. ]

Crackling sounds like the rolling of tracks, from time to time.

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I'm a eunuch, and I'll give you 100 yuan directly. If I finish it normally with more than [-] million words, you will give me a golden treasure chest.

To be honest, I love my book more than anyone else, and I have paid more energy and money than anyone else, because I am the author, the author of this book, and no one loves his book more than the author.

You can tell just by looking at the number of fans, I will always be number one on my list, some people might laugh at me, what a poor author, I am actually number one on my list, and it just stinks, no one reads the book.

But I know that the lobotomy company is an unpopular subject, and I am going against the hot things of the public, and I am going forward. I can't compare with others in popularity, so I need to pay more.

I am a mediocre person without talent, but I still hope that Lobotomy can be listed on the homepage, and I will spend money on treasure boxes every time, just so that more people will see Lobotomy and know about my book.

A golden treasure chest is [-] yuan, how many readers will spend [-] yuan for reading a book?Only authors who love their books and the rare rich readers will spend a lot of money.

In fact, reading books is not expensive. Reading without membership costs 2.8 words and ten cat coins, which is 1.4 cents, and [-] words is [-] cents. According to the normal full-time update, [-] words a week, That is one yuan and four, you can read my book for only [-] yuan.

And I spend at least four hours coding every day, just to earn the eight cents, because out of the two cents, I have to give the cat customers twelve cents, and I can spend a few cents. Six hundred yuan, as for the few dollars in your pocket?

People who have followed the book along the way should also know that I will spend a lot of money on drafting, contracting drawing, illustrations, and character design. New illustrations will probably come out in the middle of this month.

I wrote about the colleagues of Lobotomy because I like Lobotomy, not because I want to cheat your little money. If I am determined to cheat Chami, as for writing Lobotomy?

77. AI secretary's thousand-layer routine

"One day, a question came to my mind: Where did we come from? We were given life, but were abandoned irresponsibly, life, full of pain?"

"Heh, a machine doesn't need to think, so why bother to talk about it. A machine, shouldn't it be what a machine should be?"

X drank strawberry soda, looked at the letters scrolling on the big screen, and read it again, but it was different from the lines that Ping read, and his tone was full of disdain and snort.

Maybe it can be understood as arrogance, maybe it can be understood as a subconscious reaction of human beings looking at these broken parts when they are high above, a kind of complaint about [Green Dawn-question].

It's all machines, so why do you still have questions?

This is just X's casual remark, just like usual unintentional behavior.

She looked at the [Test of Dawn] generated in the corridor. The green dawn generated monsters related to machinery, and the machines at the TETH level were black humanoids, but there was a huge difference in appearance from humans.

These pitch-black humanoid machines have obvious edges and corners, and there are clearly connected gears and track interfaces at the joints, and the arms and other parts are all geometric structures that conform to the rules.

The head of the alien or camera is equipped with multiple mechanical eyes, which emit a penetrating and dazzling red light, just like the red light of a warning light.

It's not strong in itself, it's more like a metal human skeleton with no skin wrapping and all muscles removed. It's thin but has a strong sense of metal at the same time.

The metal spine connected to the head and neck is its entire support, but because the spine is bent, it seems to be arched, so overall, it still looks like a beast, like a beast walking upright.

And because there is only one layer of metal skeleton and no skin, it looks a bit intrusive. Fortunately, there is a large tan cloak covering its metal structure. The cloak looks very old and tattered, just Like itself, it seems to have been abandoned for a long time.

The metal arms on its Linlin skeleton arm the lance. Although most of the parts are full of rust, only the weapon is very sharply polished, and some black and red traces can be vaguely seen. I don’t know if it is dried blood or something else...

The recurve limb joints, which are probably similar to those of a beast, look like kangaroo-like metal legs, which do not look solid, and the gear parts on the body are exposed, and there will be a creaking sound of gears snapping when walking.

This is probably the most common and cheapest type of robot. It can’t even be called an armed robot. It was simply disassembled and thrown out.

If this wasn't generated by [Test]...

And considering that [Trial] and Abnormal Body are the product of some abstract concepts, stories, ballads and strong emotions of people, this should be regarded as the resentment of many machines abandoned by humans.

What they represent is a collective, a common phenomenon... and now, they raise questions and become confused about life, and want to take revenge on human beings.

And they are indeed doing that, because most of the employees in the control department are guarding the door of the income unit of [Dead Butterfly Funeral] to deal with the [Dead Butterfly Funeral] that likes to escape, so they can't rush to handle the generated [test].

[Green Dawn - Doubt] will randomly generate multiple robots in the corridors of each department. These suddenly materialized energies are like chaos lurking in the shadows of the corners. They will come out at the right time and surprise the employees. .

In other words, in fact, there is no safe place in the entire facility. As long as they are unlucky enough, employees may encounter an anomaly generated by [test] when they go to the toilet.

Such as wriggling big bugs or something, or twisted purple tentacles or something...

Fortunately, for now, the employee's lounge is safe. At least these things will not suddenly appear in the employee's lounge, taking advantage of people's lunch break to turn the comfortable time into a feast of mixed screams and blood.

But even if this is not the case, the monsters generated by [Trial] are still full of shocks to the unsuspecting new employees. The old employees have already seen the strange things, and the new employees will still bluff at the sudden appearance of strange things.

Although TETH-level anomalies are not a threat, they are only for those employees who are prepared and have certain qualities. For civilian personnel, they still pose a great threat.

The old robots don't seem to be moving fast on the director's screen, but in reality, they're fast, their recurved joints can easily take long strides, and then catch up to the unsuspecting civil servants. personnel.

A sharp lance, something similar to a metal spear, would pierce through and pierce through the fragile flesh of the civil servants. The suits could not protect them, nor could they resist any damage.

Human flesh and blood are very fragile, even a small knife, or even a little bit of sharp glass shards, can cut wounds on the wrist... let alone a lance used as a weapon, a piercing spear...

When the machine waved its arm and pulled out the lance, the red dye adhered to the black metal, showing a jet-black dark red.

The chest of the civil servant was pierced, and the fragile life just disappeared, but the old black robot was still unwilling to let go of the corpse after clearly killing him, as if to vent his anger——

It raised its arm high, and its sharp lance, that is, the bayonet knife in its hand, was like cutting a steak on a dinner plate. It stabbed quickly, pierced through and cut out many holes in the corpse, and smashed all the corpses. Chiseling like rotten.

After stabbing the corpse to pieces, crooked like scattered parts, as broken as itself, they threw out the fragments of the corpse as if they were grilled on the iron plate... The corridors where various parts would be scattered were everywhere yes.

The companion who was still joking one second turned into a pile of fragments and was thrown out the next second, and some of the flesh and blood of the companion was still stained on his face, even with a slight heat... that is a kind of How do you feel?

And when he opened his mouth wide in fright and wanted to call for help, something gentle fell into his mouth again, and the tip of his tongue was stained with some foul and disgusting taste, and he unconsciously ate something that shouldn't be eaten...

The flesh and blood spread out like fireworks in the sky... It was like a dye that smeared the walls and stained the floor red.

The scarlet meat residue became a flattened meat pie under the random trampling of the employees, and the meat residue was stuffed into the gaps in the floor, and when piled up, it was like a red carpet woven with flesh and blood.

This is a machine with utter malice towards human beings, and it inflicts cruel revenge on human beings like venting anger.

X didn't know what they were thinking, did they think that the screams in the corridor were beautiful music, making people feel happy?

Probably not, after all, this is just a [test], and the [test] is just the product of the materialization of the residue of reverse Kabbah energy, it just represents a certain concept, and there is no thinking in itself.

They are just existences that come out of fear under certain stereotypes, and they are not invincible or invincible.

So I can only retaliate against the low-quality and cheap civil servants... After all, the suits distributed to the civil servants are just ordinary suits, which have no defensive effect in themselves, and a small pistol is only given to let them go. Be quiet.

Never expected them to handle the exceptions...

When encountering these monsters, X just hopes that they can run faster and delay the time as much as possible until the elite employees come to deal with these problems.

If it doesn't work, then kill yourself and be quick. After all, a bunch of clerical staff are running around in the corridor, howling miserably, which will more or less affect the mentality of other employees.

Maybe we should consider strengthening the training of civilian personnel... At least, know how to avoid it, don't run around when something goes wrong, and increase the casualty rate.

The main problem is that it is difficult for civil servants to keep calm when encountering abnormalities and these abnormalities. People will lose their judgment in a state of extreme panic, and naturally they cannot obey orders and carry out orders well.

But if he could keep calm, he wouldn't be a civil servant anymore, he would have been promoted to a full-time employee a long time ago... Full-time employees will be issued with EGO weapons and have certain combat qualities.

Clerical personnel will not deal with matters related to abnormal bodies. They are only responsible for logistics, moving things, cleaning corridors and other chores. They lack the cognition and concept of abnormal bodies, and the unknown is the source of fear.

X was thinking about how to provide basic training to the civilian staff and popularize the most basic knowledge and intelligence of Abnormalities, then when facing these monsters, will it... reduce casualties.

She remembered that the head of the training department said that most of the accidents were caused by employees losing their judgment and losing their lives in recklessness. If they can calmly deal with these problems, the casualties can be reduced by about 40.00%.

Although civilian staff are only the cheapest consumables, they are also employees and the company's resources. The company's logistics operations depend on them. If they are all dead, the department's operational efficiency will be greatly reduced.

If it is just the simplest [Test of Dawn] and the corridors where the civil servants die are everywhere, as a supervisor, it would be too dereliction of duty. You can't just let the civil servants die because they are going to die. Quilt escapism.