Is this a godsend?

After thinking about the serious topic, Zishou began to think about how to explain and how to use this sword spirit. He had just started, and was smashed over with a bang.

"My mother..." Xiao Lian grabbed Zi Shou's ankle and dragged him out of the hall, and threw him into the bedroom in the back garden. Su Bian, who was sleeping with a fur quilt, opened his eyes and looked at her, a little confused, this strange Where is my sister from?Could it be that the king went out to hunt wild food?

Then he looked at Zi Shou who was dragged in, his eyes lit up, he couldn't see it, the king was so lucky?No wonder they go hunting for wild food.

"Okay, you spray the white and yellow waste in your brain first, and then we talk about serious topics." After speaking, the girl turned into light particles and scattered, and the black blade fell and pierced the ground.

"Eh!?" The fox couldn't understand what happened, but she was shocked!

[PS]

It's the young lady on the cover, can't you guess it?

[PS2]

The allusion that it seems to be fried but not fried:

Wang Xijian, there are often swordsmen dancing in the court. One day, a visitor came to Yan and said that he had a sword. Wang Zanzhi; the guest said again: "This is the ear of a common man's sword, and I have another sword, with the honest man as the front, the virtuous as the spine, and the hero as the clip, this sword can make the four guests obey, and all obey the king's order."Now, although your majesty is holding the Tianzi sword, what is the reason for doing the same thing as the common man's sword?

Wang Xiao ordered the left and right to take the Tianzi sword. The guest said solemnly: "This is the ear of the Tianzi sword. The Tianzi sword should be made with the princes as the front, Qi Dai as the collar, Jin and Wei as the spine, wrapped with the four barbarians, wrapped with the four seasons, and controlled." With the five elements, open with punishment and morality...

Wang Zhi said to the guest, saying: "I ask the objective sword, the guest stands with his hands tied, the king cuts down with the sword, the floating clouds split, the earth collapsed and the mountains were destroyed, everyone was astonished. The king said again: What is this sword?"The guest can't speak. ——"Speaking of Swords"

——Later generations believe that this story was fabricated by Zhuangzi, using three kinds of swords to explain three principles, but at the end, there is a phenomenon that seems to be contradictory to the previous ones, which are completely inhuman forces, but natural forces.

Therefore, the currently accepted explanation is that after Zhuangzi expounded the three ways and principles of governing the country, he used the sword to teach people, and then expressed it with the sword of the king. The power of man cannot be compared with the power of nature, so we should follow nature. rule.

Although this explanation is still far-fetched, it is more in line with Taoism than other theories.

Chapter 29

"So, that's probably the way it is." Zishou briefly explained about Xiao Lian's incident. To be honest, he didn't have any objection. After all, the other party was born from his own knowledge and cognition. In other words, It is this era, the only one who can understand what he is saying and thinking.

Of course, after releasing himself to the fullest, Zishou is now in the time of a sage, and he doesn't think about that aspect very much, so the summoned Xiao Lian is in a much more stable state than when he saw it before.

"Then the king will have to find a way to explain the deformation of the sword to everyone in the future."

"Do you still need to explain?" Zishou felt that there should be no need to explain. Asking is the result of the liberation of the Excalibur. This is the true form of the real Shang Tianzi sword~ Kouya!As for Xiao Lian itself, there is no need to explain, the king has a beautiful blond lady in his harem, no one will care about this kind of thing.

"Great King" Zhong stepped into the palace, with a layer of snow falling on his back. His back like a deer was holding two large baskets full of wooden slips. "These are recent things that need to be dealt with by you." Zhong unloaded rattan basket, then knelt down and cleaned the snow and ice between the fleshy balls of wolf-like claws with the palm of your hand.

"Hiss~!" Xiao Lian took a deep breath and looked at Zi Shou, who returned an innocent look, then pinched Su Bin's meaty balls, causing a slap of love, and Xiao Lian's expression became even uglier Already—what kind of abyssal creature is this?Is he a Teddy or a Rabbit?

"Forget it, let's deal with business, these wooden slips are..."

"Strange beasts and evil spirits are reported from all over the world." In the Shang Dynasty, there were temples and sacrifices in every town, and their main tasks in this era were not only daily prayers and sacrifices, but also guiding farming and observing astrology.

The last thing is to deal with all kinds of strange beasts and monsters. Of course, these creatures generally will not attack human cities, but not all "towns" are the ones with walls.

It should be said that the so-called "Dayi" has an earthen wall, and the small town basically only has a simple wall of civil structure, the kind that can't even stop wild boars, even if it is specially reinforced in winter, It is also difficult to resist those strange beasts and monsters coming in to eat people.

In a sense, it is also an incentive for humans and aliens to reach a consensus. Some weaker ones, such as 鵁, black tortoise, etc. have no special abilities, but those who are purely strange-looking or weak in ability can rely on the help of various villages. Yap can solve it by himself.

Then those relatively strong evil spirits, such as flying savages and tree spirits, have to be sacrificed and the nobles organize warriors, and even ask the strangers in the big city to help deal with them, and generally speaking, it will result in mutual losses. With the development of the times, the footsteps of human beings expanded to the wilderness, and such conflicts became more frequent.

Some relatively gentle and friendly ones, such as butterfly immortals, will also form a mutual aid relationship with human towns and villages, and become worshiped Hebo mountain gods, or totem beasts. Of course, more Hebo and mountain gods It's better for a stranger to take care of it.

In the end, under this mechanism, those that cannot be solved will be reported layer by layer until King Shang comes here. In other words, those who report to him are all creatures capable of breaking through Xiaoyi and threatening Dayi.

Among them, either cities and settlements that did not attack humans, but affected human life, and could not be driven away or would require a huge price to be driven away, such as mirages; or they would eat people and occupy human production and A necessary source of water, such as Hujiao (large crocodile).

There are also people with a certain amount of intelligence who force humans to worship and become the mountain god He Bo, but for some reasons become more and more insatiable, causing the people of Xiaoyi to be overwhelmed - in this era, it is too normal to sacrifice people to mountains and water - even to the point where There are still remnants of the era of Ximen Leopard. (He Bo marries a wife)

In the Zhou Rituals, it is directly stipulated that "raccoon sinking" is used to sacrifice to Shanze Shuibo, that is, the way of throwing human animals and sacrificial vessels into the water or burying them alive for sacrifice.

Therefore, simply eating people and sacrificing living people will not attract aliens and nobles to deal with it, and will even form a rule. After all, there is no so-called grassroots government in this era, and Zishou can't care about such details. The place.

However, there are always some people who are dizzy, their appetites are getting bigger and bigger, and they even dislike those slaves and ministers, so they extend their hands to the nobles and the Chinese class. for help.

And so on, and finally aggregated to Modu, it became these wooden slips in front of King Shang. There were quite a few in previous years, but not so many, "Why are there so many?"

"It's mainly beasts and monsters. This winter is particularly difficult..." Moreover, human beings are particularly warm this winter because of burning briquettes. Therefore, these strange things naturally grab the territory according to the laws of nature.

Those who were weak were wiped out or driven away by the nobles, but there were still some powerful ones who occupied the city or occupied one side, so the nobles had to appeal to the king of Shang, as the co-lord of Shang and the high priest , which is also one of the main responsibilities of King Shang.

"Originally, these were for the queen to deal with, but this year, too many warriors from Modu were sent out, and the losses were too heavy, so there are still some that are too dangerous to decide."

Most of the monsters and beasts without magic weapons can be killed by the human army, but the casualties will be quite different, and winter is not suitable for racing chariots, which weakens the impact of humans, so, Queen Jiang I can't make up my mind.

And this was reported, and those who did not report, or had no chance to report, would be serious. This is why as long as there is no knife in the sky, they have to hunt three times a year to clean up these harmful beasts.

This year, because the winter was too cold, the winter hunting was delayed by the quilt, but this kind of thing happened unexpectedly.

"Okay, let me see." Zishou picked up the wooden slips and began to look at them one by one to see how many people needed to be called, whether to divide the troops, and how to allocate manpower to solve this problem in the shortest time. Make him a little spartan.

"What is a snake?"

"I don't know, it's useless if you ask me. The people below will tell me it's a snake." Zhong Tanshou, there are too many strange things these days. Even if you hunt three times a year, you can only sweep away those entrenched in the town Nearby things and wild animals, too far away from the deep mountains and old forests, it is impossible to drive a chariot into it, and it is not conducive to large-scale field hunting activities. In fact, it only treats the symptoms but not the root cause.

This year, because of the climate, all the gadgets hiding in the mountains have come out. This problem is particularly serious. Not only the problem of Shang is serious, but also the problems of various countries and closed countries. The problem of Zhou is especially serious. Fortunately, , the beasts and aliens who enjoy offerings in the temple all the year round can almost start working.

For example, the cockroach is leading a herd of wind-born beasts with its own family's divine beasts to deal with a cloud-born beast, which looks like a tiger, according to Queen Jiang's order.

Cloud-like things make up its wings, and people covered by the clouds will die immediately, the water and nutrients in the body will be sucked dry, and they will become mummies.And it is also happy to walk around human cities, where the grass and trees wither.

"Feng Bo!" The creature with a deer body and a sparrow head waved its emerald green wings, and the gust of wind swept the wind-born beast like a civet cat towards it, and the wind-born beast landed on the tiger-like creature, completely unafraid of his cloud wings. Hit, bite his fur tightly.

The vitality of wind-born beasts is extremely tenacious, and it cannot be called a living thing itself, and a kind of wind essence, as long as there is wind, it will not die. It is one of the main solutions to deal with these monsters with instant death ability.

On the other side, after receiving the order from Zishou, Zhi and the big fox also set off to the upper reaches of Mengjin to deal with the snake, which is a monster with a wolf's body and a human face, and its body is emerald green like brocade. It has bird wings on its back, and although it has claws, it walks like a snake, which is very weird.

And this kind of creature will not attack humans. Like humans, he has no teeth to bite or sharp claws. However, because of the human-like palm, this guy will create a dam and intercept water upstream.

But they have the supernatural ability to control water, and they often use dams and this ability to store water, and then artificially create floods to wash down human cities and fields downstream. Therefore, when they find snakes, they will beat them to death.

[A real snake may be a large salamander, with the same sound as a baby crying, crawling, four-clawed, snake-like tail, salamander. 】

However, Hua Snake is very smart and never fights against the human army, and often escapes into the water. Therefore, Zishou arranged Zhi and the fox to deal with it. The fox can control the birds and beasts, and Zhi can make the opponent's dam quickly rot and collapse. .

As for Zi Shou himself, he had to take the merchant army and the main force to deal with those creatures that were too huge and threatening. This was also the job of winter hunting in previous years, but in previous years, it was a process to kill giants that could be killed by humans. The beast has already been killed, and there is nothing to do if you can't kill it or hide deep.

"At first I thought that the so-called winter hunting beasts meant using weapons and fire to drive away elephants and rhinos running around without food." Thought it was driving big game, elephants and rhinos or something.

As a result, it is now discovered that it is really necessary to deal with giant beasts.

"Damn it, wasn't Xiangliu killed by Dayu?" Xiao Lian looked at the writing on the wooden slip, dumbfounded, "Why is there still here?"

"Because there's more than one, at least three or four. It's just hatched because of this year's drought, larvae." Jiang Hou said calmly. Adults like Xiangliu belong to the kind that can only ask God to come up with ideas. Of course, if it is put here, it belongs to the feeling and reason that can only be cut by King Shang leading a team.

"Tell me, what is this?" Zi Shou frowned, as if he remembered that it was a big snake, a hydra or an eight-headed snake.

"Xiangliu, to describe it as you can understand, this is not a living thing, or not exactly a living thing, but a shapeless thing that can absorb liquids, so I really like places with water, very much Absorb water, the more water, the bigger the body, of course, the speed of water absorption is limited, therefore, it is not Xiangliu that caused the flood, but the flood caused Xiangliu." Xiao Lian said.

"However, because Xiangliu has a great demand for water, their eggs can only hatch when it is very humid, but this year because of the drought, and you are cutting off the water, Xiangliu, which would not have hatched, hatched. gone."

"Of course, I guess, there is also the silt you collected from Huaiyi, which caused them to dig Yunmengze indiscriminately. As a result, the Xiangliu larvae couldn't find a large enough water system, so they came towards you."

"Yunmengze is such a big place, why did you come to me!"

"Of course it's because Yunmengze already has one!"

"My god!" Zishou's head started to grow bigger, and he had almost received the information about Xiang Liu sent by Xiao Lian, but Xiao Lian had to tell others about Xiang Liu's characteristics.

This thing is more than 100 meters long in its entirety, and its height is equivalent to a small mountain. Of course, its defense is very average. After all, it is not a real creature, but something like a tentacle monster. The outside is a layer of bast with thick scales. , Afraid of fire, as soon as the fire burns, it will quickly dry up and ooze black mucus.

Therefore, when Dayu dealt with Xiangliu at the beginning, he trapped him in a dry lake, then dug up the lake, let the lake water rush into the Liangzhu Dam, drained the water completely, and then attacked with torches and lighted spears.

The 100-meter-wide dam is used for this purpose, and it is very difficult to do. Dayu spent two generations of work and used various methods including supernatural power to build it. In order to avoid this thing The son was not killed and resurrected, and an ancient city was built nearby for guarding.

Of course, in the end, it turned out that it was not completely killed, and new egg sacs were split, and new Xiangliu hatched. "Although Xiangliu has several, they are actually the same one, so they will learn the same lesson and will never do things near the embankment preset by humans. Therefore, no one cares about them after that, even Chudi and Miaodi also offer sacrifices to them, worshiping it as a water god."

"Water demon..." Zishou's eyes lit up.

"Crack!" "Don't fucking think about things, the information in my head is messed up by you!" Xiao Lian conjured up a small sword and tapped Zishou's head, "Also, I like Snake Lady so much If you ask Chu Di to give you a merman, then it will be over."

"Aren't sharks mermaids?"

"You think too much." Xiao Lian rolled his eyes.

"Oh, Ah Zhong, remember to tell the people in Chudi later, or I will drive him next year."

"Oh" Zhong nodded, not touched by Zishou's XP system. Anyway, she has never seen a human being with such a wide range of hobbies, so she cannot use conventional experience to measure where the boundaries of his XP system are, no matter what he exposes. Any strange hobbies are nothing more than "this matter is unusual".

"Well, so, Xiangliu is very difficult to deal with, so I have to take Xiaolian and Chengying to kill it." Zishou nodded, this thing is very difficult to deal with, just the part in Xiaolian's memory is difficult .

First of all, the body fluid of this thing is poisonous. Where it is contaminated, no grass will grow for at least five or six years. If it is evaporated by high temperature, it can poison hundreds of people to death. Therefore, Dayu made people stand on the dam and emptied the big lake. , directly smashed Xiang Liu to death with fire-type long-range props.

However, now this Xiangliu will not enter the preset battlefield of humans as stupidly as the one at the beginning, and will learn to use water to avoid long-range attacks, and even ambush humans. The content of Zhong’s report is that a Xiangliu destroyed the upper reaches of Jishui Ji Guo and Yu Fang's armies.

The local aristocrats and Fang Guo came all the way to Shangdu with tributes to ask for help, and it was at the end of autumn, only because of the time and geographical distance, they arrived now.

The current Xiangliu has not caused too much harm for the time being, but once it is time for spring plowing, it will be a lot of fun to have such a poisonous thing next to your irrigation water system.

In addition to body fluids, Xiang Liu will convert water into acid jets, and body fluids are also very corrosive. Only special weapons can avoid being corroded, and a pit can be corroded when it hits the ground, which is even more alien-like.

Also, Xiangliu has nine heads, eight in the front, and the last head is on the tip of the tail. This Xiangliu is a juvenile, and its size is about a circle smaller than the palace in Modu, so Zishou must bring it with him. Elite soldiers will deal with this thing.

Otherwise, the impact he caused would be too great, enough to affect the security of half of Shang's country.

"Xiao Lian, will you be corrupted?"

"Who do you think chopped off the head of the original Xiangliu?" The blond girl raised her head with a proud look on her face.

"Chengying" Zishou replied, only that thing can penetrate the thick skin and corrosion layer and kill the body inside. "I cut it, I cut it"

"By the way, let me ask you a question. Do you still remember how you were made?" Zishou suddenly remembered this question. He hadn't had time to ask before, who made these artifacts.

"Do you remember how your mother pushed you out from under?" "Don't remember"

"Do you remember when you were inside your mother?" "No"

"So, why do you think I remember when I was created? When I was conscious, I was already held in the hands of Feng Shi. She used it to chop off the big tortoise in the north, which is what you call Xuanwu. things, so as not to collapse the ground.”

"That story sounds familiar."

"Then I also cut down the black dragon and cut the stones to build the earliest stone city. By the way, it's the same as what you did. I can say that you use me to cut stones. Forget it, but you take me again When the table knife cuts the barbecue and makes it greasy, I will roast you!"

Seriously, after thousands of years of experience in Xiao Lian, I have never seen Zi Shou cut roasted lamb with a magic sword. Is he serious?And use it to skewer and barbecue, and you have the fucking face to smile!

"The sword is such an inconvenient thing!" Zi Shou said seriously.

"..." Xiao Lian glanced down, then raised his eyes with a complicated expression, "Why are you so hard to think wrong when you're talking about such a serious topic?"

"Because the male upright ape is like this, Zi said: food and sex are also sexual."

"The child has not yet been born."

"Am I not a child?"

"..." What you said makes sense, don't say it next time.

As for the communication between Xiao Lian and Zi Shou, others couldn't understand it at all, and in the end they could only understand it as another manifestation of King Shang's deceitful words to confuse the public.

"Then, when the evil comes, beat the drums and get ready to go. Don't have too many people. To deal with Xiangliu, it's useless to have too many people, unless we follow Dayu and lead him into a dry lake." Zishou finally turned from an average of six seconds to a woman. Get out of the state of your body.

[PS]

Bursting and not cracking complete dictionary:

There are sharks in the East China Sea who can weave silk, weep pearls at the moon, have a human head, a snake body and a fish tail, are good at singing, and have a charming face. When the king hears about it, he is delighted.The people of Chu were shocked and said that the sharks belonged to the East China Sea. Why did they ask Chu?Asking about Chu and asking for sharks is like asking for fish from citron trees.

The king was unmoved, and Uncle Chu was deeply afraid of him, so he sent people to Donglai to seek the sharks, wasting years of hard work and wasting wealth, and the Chu land complained, and finally got the sharks and paid them tribute.

The king got the sharks, hid them in the palace, and forced them to sing and cry all day long. From this, he got rich from pearls, and then weaved sharks again.

A guest visited Chu and said that this was an act of exhausting Chu. Uncle Chu felt terrified and no longer paid tribute to him. The next year, the king raised troops to attack Chu on the grounds that Uncle Chu refused to court, and cut off several cities in Chu.

The doorman stamped his feet and cried: "If you ask for fish from the citron tree, if you ask Chu, you will get sharks. This is not a trick to weaken Chu, but an excuse to seek Chu!"Chu Bo Fang realized that he was ashamed and silent.

Citron wood seeking fish describes an impossible thing like climbing a tree to find a fish, and it also describes using impossible things to find reasons to sanction others like unwarranted things.

[PS2]

Boss Lei said: I like Nia, and everyone.We thought it was a statement of high EQ, but we never expected that he really brought Nia and everyone into the harem!

He really likes Nia, and he really likes everyone. Not only did he understand what Nia meant, but he also responded.

Even considering that the short-haired Hammer girl looks too much like Kagutsuchi, maybe even Kagutsuchi and Mei sister have sex in the end-it's amazing!

【Ps3】

Chapter 30 Eight Pretty Dances in Court