Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

The gendarme nodded calmly, then concentrated again and began counting the criminal records of the Ark Royal.

Seeing that the military policeman was still unwilling to give up, Ark Royal brewed for a while, and then coughed again.

"What happened to you?"

With a look of dissatisfaction on his face, the military police questioned.

Even though she wasn't doing anything important, being interrupted by others wasn't such a pleasant thing after all.

"No way, I can't help it."

Ark Royal said innocently.

The gendarme thought for two seconds, then suddenly handed the list to Yuki, and at the same time gave the Royal Ark a blank look and said: "You should read it yourself, I'm worried that your ship girl will come again later and 'can't help it'. "

Yuki took the paper with a normal face.

It's just a joke, it's just embarrassing for the ship's wife, what does this have to do with her as the admiral?

Thinking of this, Yuki felt much more relaxed.

She cast her eyes on the 'Royal Ark Criminal Records' form, and within three seconds, she looked away.

"Have you seen it? Why don't you count it?" the military police asked in surprise.

Thinking back to the benefits of secret terror that he saw just now, Yuki shook his head and replied: "No need."

Although I haven't counted them carefully, Yuki can still make a rough estimate of the number.

Of course, the numbers will definitely not be so accurate, but Yuki can believe that even if it is his own guessed number and cut off by one section, it is still a number that ordinary people can't imagine.

The Royal Ark has spent all these years in the gendarmerie, right?

Yuki thought with a strange face.

Contact again, it seems that Royal Ark has spent all the money on it to buy lollipops and other things to trick Lori, Yuki feels more and more that his guess may be true.

When you have no money, go to the side of the road to strike up a conversation with Lori, and then be taken overnight by the gendarmerie, which will definitely save a lot of money spent on hotels.

Thinking about it this way, Yuki actually felt that it seemed really feasible.

Moreover, it is impossible for the gendarmerie to starve the Royal Ark to death, so it will definitely provide food.

The food for the ship's mother must be a huge expense. Of course, for the gendarmerie with a big family and a big business, they must be able to support an aircraft carrier that eats, drinks, and even lives.

'The perpetual motion machine was established. ' Yuki thought with a strange face.

"Commander?" Royal Ark looked at Yuki in confusion, "Why do I think you look at me in a strange way?"

"No way." Yuki quickly shook his head in denial, and said seriously: "I am, I adore you."

Ark Royal was taken aback, and became confused: "Worship?"

"Yes, Ark Royal, you are really a role model for my generation. I have always felt that I have reached the apex of my career as a lolicon. Only today did I understand the truth that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky. Thank you for letting me know that I am still alive. There's a long way to go, Ark Royal."

Royal Ark hesitated for a moment, although she couldn't understand Yuki's words, she could still feel Yuki's sincere thanks.

So she hesitated to accept Yuki's thanks, and replied: "You're welcome."

Yuki suddenly asked? "By the way, Ark Royal, how long do you think you will be imprisoned this time?"

"About a week or so?" Royal Ark hesitated, and replied: "It should not be so long, after all, I am only speaking verbally this time and going to take action, and I haven't put it into action yet. It's just Because there are too many previous records, it must be dealt with seriously. The last prison break must have been a big deal. Unfortunately, the two gendarmerie teams are not from the same faction, so the 'prison break' will not increase the number of days. , My attitude of admitting my mistakes this time is not bad, so I have to reduce the number of days, otherwise, according to the previous management, I will be detained for at least half a month."

Royal Ark said a lot of bits and pieces, fully demonstrating her profound attainments in this area.

The gendarmerie who was listening quietly couldn't help but grit his teeth, and asked, "So you know so much about our gendarmerie? Why do you want to know the law and break the law?"

Yuki was also very puzzled: "Yes, that's right, according to your knowledge of the Ark Royal, even if you serve in the gendarmerie, it must be nothing to do with it? Why do you want to..."

"Commander, you have to understand one thing." Royal Ark said solemnly, "I went to understand some rules of the gendarmerie, not to work in the gendarmerie in the future, but to better protect the little sisters of the destroyer."

Yuki and the gendarmes who heard these words couldn't bear it any longer, and the corners of their mouths twitched slightly.

As a lolicon, she kept saying that she wanted to protect the destroyer, and was caught by the gendarmerie so many times.

'Is this magical reality, Cyberpunk 2077? ' Yuki complained in her heart.

Royal Ark seemed not to see the two men with weird faces, and continued on its own: "There is a saying in a certain country that if you know yourself and your skin, you can win a hundred battles. Therefore, understanding the gendarmerie has become a must for contemporary lolicon The skills you have mastered, only in this way, can you legally express your love for the little sisters of destroyers in a place where there are rules everywhere!"

Yuki couldn't help asking: "According to what you said, a thief has to be proficient in theft law to steal things? Otherwise, he is a second- and third-rate thief."

Royal Ark affirmed: "Of course."

Seeing Royal Ark's affirmative expression, Yuki asked curiously: "Then why have you been arrested so many times?"

"Because when I started committing crimes, the gendarmerie had no reason to arrest me, so they quickly revised the rules of one side of the gendarmerie, and now it has been continuously improved. Even if I want to take advantage of loopholes, it has become very difficult. "

The military police said with a strange expression: "So you did it. I said why the workload has increased in recent years."

"You know now? Don't say thank you, Sister Huangfang."

The gendarmerie was expressionless: "I wish you a pleasant stay in prison."

When the Royal Ark was taken away, he didn't struggle, but looked at Yuki's position seriously.

"Commander, you can try to come here to pick up people in three days, you must remember, don't forget."

Yuki nodded, and said seriously, "I will try my best."

Royal Ark's mouth twitched, what do you mean by trying your best?

But before she could say anything more, she was taken away.

After the Ark Royal left, the remaining military police pushed the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "Now, we can have a good chat about your tutelary mansion."

Seeing the military police on the opposite side being so solemn, Yuki couldn't help becoming serious.

"Whatever you want to say, just say it," she said.

The gendarme nodded: "Then I'm not polite. Excuse me, may I ask you to guard the mansion, it is said that many marriage ships got rings from you through cheating and abducting. I don't know if there is such a thing?"

She reminded with an extremely serious look: "Don't lie, as the gendarmerie, we will definitely protect the legal rights of all loli, whether it is a loli ship girl or a loli admiral, they are all within our protection, so don't worry about it." I'm worried that the people in your guarding mansion will settle accounts with you after they find out. They must have threatened you, so you gave out many rings, right?"

Yuki shook his head strangely, and asked, "Can you tell me, where did you get the news from?"

"I deduced it on my own. After all, it is standard to have a wedding ship in a tutelary mansion. Adding some more can show that the admiral there is a good guy, but there are dozens or hundreds of wedding ships. I even This is the first time I’ve heard of it.” The gendarme took it for granted, “No matter how you think about it, there must be something wrong with it, right?”

"No problem." Yuki said dumbfounded.

The military police obviously didn't believe it: "How is it possible?"

Yuki said with a vicissitudes of life: "Really, these are all romantic debts I left when I was young..."

"This... is not just a debt, is it?"

The corners of the military police's eyes twitched, obviously the trust value of Yuki's words was very low.

Suddenly, her eyes skipped over Yuki, and she looked at the person who had just approached behind Silly Lolita: "Are you back? Have you caught anyone?"

The person who walked in was wearing a gendarmerie uniform, petite, with a hood on her head. At this moment, she was staring at Yuki's back, as if hesitating to say something.

She nodded, answering the gendarme's question.

"What's wrong with you?" The gendarme asked with a strange expression on his face, "Why didn't you even look at me? Could it be that the lolicon admiral who was arrested this time resisted fiercely?"

Having said that, the military police couldn't help but began to sympathize with the admiral.

Although this colleague of mine looked like a lolita, in fact, all those who underestimated her paid a heavy price.

Such a thing happened once, a certain admiral chose to escape because he refused to be taken away by the gendarmerie.

However, moths appeared frequently on the way to escape, and various unsatisfactory things followed one after another. In the end, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, he ran to the admiral's room to surrender.

It's just that this colleague has a weird personality and never acts with other people. Although the people caught are always bruised and swollen, she can complete the task perfectly every time.

Over time, some people in the gendarmerie even called her 'gendarmerie の auspicious'.

Chapter 310 Four: Sorry, I'm Lolicon

At this time, the girl in the hood was still staring at Yuki's position.

Even the slow-witted Lolita noticed something was wrong, frowned, and carefully observed the guy who walked in.

The room for taking notes is just made up of a large table and a few chairs.

Of course, this is probably due to the remote location of the gendarmerie here. After all, there are very few deep seas here, and there is not even a real town guard here, so of course there is no need to build a full-scale gendarmerie.

Because of this, the environment of the gendarmerie, which has been reduced in various ways, is not very good. Even the lights above Yuki's head often flicker, making her feel abnormally dazzled.

If she hadn't been arrested to make a record, she would have gone as far as she could, and it would be better to leave this place.

After all, with the lighting effect and the dim environment caused by all the doors and windows being closed, Yuki felt that a little tidying up here, and it would be enough to directly pull it over as a scene for a horror movie.

And maybe it was because of the angle or the light, after Yuki noticed that the little girl wearing a hood who had just entered was staring at her, she couldn't help but look back.

It's a pity that after looking at it for a long time, she could only see the outline of the girl's face, and she didn't know the specific appearance of the person opposite.

"Excuse me, do I have flowers on my face? Why do you keep staring at me?"

Yuki said half-jokingly.

But to her surprise, the hooded girl on the opposite side nodded in a serious manner.

Yuki's eyes were slightly condensed, even if there were flowers on her face, given the distance between the two, since she couldn't see the other person's specific appearance clearly, Yuki didn't think that even if there was something on her face, it was not The other party can see it.

The flickering lights made Yuki a little annoyed, she scanned the horror movie scenes around her, and squeezed out a smile on her face:

"If there is nothing else? May I leave now?"

The gendarme was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Yuki was trying to get away.

She smiled, although she was puzzled in her heart that Yuki was in such a hurry, she still gave Yuki the way.

After Yuki left, the gendarme sat on a chair and looked at the figure who had been silent since he walked in.

The girl took off the hood, revealing a face with short black hair and narrowed eyes.

"Who was that person who just walked past?"

The hooded girl asked.

"Ah, it's a bit complicated to say. First of all, she came here to help us arrest a ship girl who knows the law and refuses to change after repeated admonition..."

The hooded girl asked in disbelief: "Her? Help?"

There was a faint surprise on her face. It seemed that the surprise was not exaggerated, but that the girl really felt that this matter was incredible.

The admiral, who has always regarded laziness as his first creed, will offer to help, but not get any benefits?

The girl felt as if she was in a dream.

No wonder he met the admiral.

Suddenly, the girl seemed to think of a reasonable explanation, and her face became relieved.

That's right, I was dreaming.

With self-hypnosis like this, the girl felt that no matter what happened to her, she would be able to make the mountain collapse in front of her without changing her complexion.

Because these are all dreams.

"You seem to know her very well? Did you have contact with her?" the military police asked curiously.

The hooded girl was silent, it seemed that she was not ready to answer this question.

I've been working with this colleague for so long, and even though he's always been alone when I go out to work, the gendarme still has a knack for judging from the details of this hooded girl what she probably wants to do now. What.

But now she was looking at each other closely, with a puzzled look in her eyes.

It seems that this colleague seems very excited now?

This has happened before. Without exception, this colleague will be very excited and say to himself, 'Is that him? ''should be. ''It must be this time, there will be no next time. ' and the like.

Then, she will ask for a few days off, don't know where to go.

Of course, the gendarmes had vaguely guessed where the colleague had gone.

This made the military police couldn't help but wonder if this colleague had any grievances with Lolicon.

Otherwise, how can I be so excited when I see the news that Lolicon is in prison.

She was also very curious about this, so she asked.

It's just that the hooded girl has been silent and unwilling to talk more, which makes the military police a little embarrassed, wondering if she has misunderstood the problem.

"Ahem," she coughed dryly, and then looked at her colleague, "Is that person not only here to help catch the prisoner? She's also the prisoner's admiral."