Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

"What should I do?"

Yuki was silent.

If she was wearing a skirt at this time, she could use the method of pretending to lift the skirt to test the suspected lolicon guy in front of her.

Of course, Yuki will definitely not really sell benefits at a disadvantage, and will definitely wear safety pants, the greatest invention of mankind.

But it is a pity that, except for being forced to put on a skirt by the ship's mother, it is absolutely impossible for Yuki to take the initiative to wear a skirt.

Yuki frowned, and the corner of his eyes glanced at Saratoga not far away.

Yuki probably won't forget what this nasty sister-in-law did to her today for a long, long time.

Not only did he hold her with his arms, but he performed a drag boat with Lexington accompanied by the bgm of the shrimp catcher, and most importantly, Saratoga actually pulled her out of the room!

For a salted fish who has always been a housekeeper, this is the most unforgivable thing.

After recalling what Saratoga did again, the resentment in Yuki's heart became more intense, she stared at Saratoga for a while, then turned her head and said to Shigure: "Forget it, I will believe you This time. But there is one thing I want to say in advance, you don’t have any wrong ideas, otherwise, my own fighting power should not be underestimated.”

If there is any danger, Yuki can temporarily take out a main expulsion gun as a deterrent.

As for where to take it out, it's a secret to the stupid loli.

"Don't worry," Shi Yu said very sincerely: "I'm the same as you, I belong to the admiral, how could I have any thoughts about you that I shouldn't have?"

She sneakily added from the bottom of her heart: "It's a pity that as a wife of a ship and a married ship, no matter what I do to my admiral, it is normal and can be forgiven, right?" '

Of course Yuki didn't know what was going on in Shi Yu's mind. If she knew, she might never believe any of this guy's nonsense in the future.

Seeing Shigure's eyes so 'sincere', Yuki was a little relieved, she said: "Then it's decided, you pretend to be my 'lover' temporarily, and then deliberately target Saratoga, it's best It can make her suffer so much that she can't tell, of course I will help you."

Shi Yu nodded and agreed: "With your assistance, it will definitely be very easy to persecute Saratoga."

"Be careful not to show your feet. Gaga's eyes are sharp and sharp. If she finds out that the relationship between the two of us is pretending, don't say anything to persecute her. I guess I will be laughed at by her mother." a year."

"Don't worry," Shi Yu smiled confidently, "I promise to show my true feelings, and I won't let Saratoga, who doesn't look very smart, see any flaws?"

Yuki glanced at her unexpectedly: "Why did you start to persecute?"

————0v0————

Saratoga was snitching on her sister.

Although today she had the audacity to snatch Yuki from Lexington's hands, but for this sister, she still respects Lexington from the bottom of her heart.

Of course, respect is one thing. Once my sister and I rob the admiral, no matter how much we respect her, Saratoga will not be lenient.

And in some respects, even the sister-in-law who thinks highly of herself has to admit one thing: that is, Lexington is still better than her Saratoga.

After all, as a perfect wife, if Yuki encounters trouble, the first people who can help her solve the problem are probably Lexington and Renminbi.

As for Saratoga?

It's not that she is boasting, the possibility that she can guarantee that Yuki can think of her is very slim, unless all the other warship girls in the tutelary mansion have gone on missions, otherwise Yuki will never discuss things with her.

Thinking of this, a slight sadness suddenly appeared in Saratoga's heart.

"Sister, that's how things are." Saratoga made a gesture of indifference to Yuki on the surface, while staring in that direction vaguely, and at the same time reported the situation to Lexington, "Now the admiral suddenly A woman who didn't know what happened came out, claiming to be the mistress raised by the admiral outside, I don't think that person seems to be lying from the tone of voice, it is very likely that what she said is true."

After speaking, Saratoga paused, and then asked: "What should I do, sister? How about I go and get her...'click' off?"

Lexington on the other end of the phone was taken aback, and quickly organized Saratoga: "Gaga, why are you thinking about such danger? Don't be impulsive. Killing people is absolutely unacceptable!"

"Sister, where are you thinking?" Saratoga asked with a strange face: "I'm talking about giving her a sum of money, telling her to get out, and don't get close to the admiral again."

"Huh???" Many blue-haired little girls with the same style of question marks appeared above Lexington's head, "What's the matter with your 'click' sound effect, isn't it meant to kill her?"

"Of course not, sister, why do you want to be crooked?"

Hearing Saratoga's unbelievable rhetorical question, Lexington silently swallowed what he wanted to say.

It's just that Lexington has recorded an account for Saratogado in a small book, and now she is waiting for some doomed idiot to return to the tutelary mansion to receive his punishment.

After not hearing Lexington's reply for a long time, Saratoga asked anxiously: "Sister, what should you do after all? How about I follow my method and give her [-] yuan to keep her away from the admiral?" Sample?"

"One hundred thousand dollars?"

"How is it possible, of course it's [-] yen."

"Do you think the guy you met is some unscrupulous red and white witch? You can get rid of it with [-] yen."

Lexington was slightly speechless about Saratoga's optimism.

"Then sister, what do you say? I'll listen to you."

In terms of palace fighting, Saratoga thought that he was not as good as his sister, so he easily gave the ball to Lexington.

"Don't panic." Lexington frowned, thinking hard about the countermeasures, she said: "The so-called mistress, I think half of them may be fake."

Saratoga immediately retorted: "I don't sound like a fake. She is showing her true feelings for the admiral. When she looks at the admiral, her eyes hardly move away."

"This doesn't explain anything." Lexington was very calm, analyzing various possibilities objectively, "You don't know that person, do you?"

"I don't know." Saratoga thought about it carefully, and added; "The other party is wearing a hood, and she doesn't look like a good person. Fortunately, the style of her hood is not right, otherwise I would almost think The world is built on potatoes."

"Outside, there are still many sisters who are working hard to find the admiral. Of course, we are also trying to find them as soon as possible." Lexington said, "It is not impossible for the admiral to meet the lost ship girl by chance outside. , but it’s just too weak.”

"Then... sister, what do you mean?"

"The chances of the admiral meeting the original tutelary mansion's ship lady are very small: as for the finances of the tutelary mansion, I'm in control. As long as I want, I can even find out how much money the admiral has saved, and that money , can't support her to find a mistress online, but that woman says she is the admiral's mistress, which is a bit intriguing. Haha."

As Lexington spoke, he couldn't help laughing.

In the end, she asserted very confidently: "The woman who claims to be the admiral's mistress is probably a counterfeit, maybe she is just trying to disgust you, so the admiral can bring her in front of you." Put on such a good show..."

Saratoga suddenly realized: "Sister, what you said is really reasonable."

"Then Jiajia, I have answered your question and helped you find a way to deal with that guy of unknown origin. Shouldn't you... think about when you brought the admiral back?"

"Ah? Sister, what are you talking about? The signal here is not good, so I didn't hear you clearly!"

Lexington: "..."

"I really can't hear at all, sorry sister, I'll hang up first."

After speaking, Saratoga had no intention of waiting for Lexington to speak, and chose to hang up the call directly. In order to avoid being disturbed by Lexington again, she even turned on her phone in airplane mode.

Lexington, on the other hand, stopped after one call and made no futile attempts.

She sat in the admiral's room with a sneer on her face.

"Gajia, Jiajia, do you really think of me as a tool man, and the kind who come and go when you call it?"

"It seems that it's time to teach you a lesson, a lesson that you will remember for a long time."

Lexington murmured and dialed a number.

Almost at the same time as the bell rang, the other side was already connected. Lexington smiled and said gently: "Prestige, I would like to trouble you to go out and bring the admiral back."

The prestige face on the other end changed. As the head maid, she didn't know that it was such an important thing for the admiral to go out, and she went out on such a special day as Valentine's Day.

If Lexington didn't make this call, wouldn't it mean that she would have been kept in the dark?

Although Shengfu really wanted to accept this commission, she looked at the half-finished chocolate, frowned slightly, and asked, "Is the matter urgent? Did the admiral encounter something dangerous outside?" ?”

"That's not true. Saratoga is with the admiral outside. It's just that I'm a little worried about Saratoga. You should understand what I'm worried about, prestige?"

After a pause, Lexington continued: "Are you busy with something? I heard something from your side."

"I'm in the kitchen, preparing to make some food for the admiral."

"In that case, I'd better find someone else." Lexington's tone was a bit regretful.

Her ideal candidate to bring Yuki back is, of course, the reputation of the perfect head maid.

It can not only suppress Saratoga perfectly, but also be able to grasp the proportions, and will not easily exceed the distance with the admiral.

"If you are in a hurry, how about going to Hood? She is generally very reliable in her work."

"Hood?"

For some reason, when Lexington mentioned this name, the first thing that Lexington thought of was that Saratoga carried the burden of the admiral today, and easily crushed her in terms of speed.

She couldn't help but began to think: If Hood led the team, how fast would Saratoga be?

Before thinking about it, Lexington forcibly dismissed the idea. She shook her head vigorously, and said with a dry smile, "Forget it, Hood."

"What's the matter? Did something happen to Hood recently?" Sheng Sheng frowned, very surprised by Lexington's attitude.

"No, it's not because of Hood. I don't want Hood to go because of Saratoga."

It sounded like Lexington didn't want to say anything more, so she didn't press on with the prestige. After thinking for a while, she said, "I still have two other candidates. You can decide who to pick up the admiral after listening to it." ,How about it?"

Lexington was interested and asked curiously, "Tell me about it."

"One, it's Nagato here. As a part-time lolicon marriage ship, if she is by the admiral's side, she will definitely be able to perfectly protect the admiral."

"How did you know that Nagato belonged to Lolicon?" Lexington asked with a strange expression.

This is information that even she doesn't know.

Shengfu's expression was as usual, and he said: "This kind of thing can be understood only by careful observation. As a big ship, it can even be said to be a famous one among battleships, but when he is free all day, he goes to the area where the destroyer is located." run……"

"Once or twice, and her face has always been very serious, so it can't be judged that she is a lolicon, but running almost once a day, this frequency is too abnormal." Reputation Shaking his head, he continued: "Especially today I saw her 'hanging out' in the destroyer dormitory area. I went there on Valentine's Day. I don't need to say more about her purpose, right?"

Lexington thought about it, and it seemed that Nagato was either with Mutsu or a large group of elementary school students.It seems that, in a sense, she does have the possibility of being a lolicon.

And the possibility is not low.

Lexington continued: "What about the other candidate?"

"It's Akagi, of course I'm not talking about the foodie, nor the admiral's childhood sweetheart, but the Akagi with many tails. That Akagi has a kind of crazy pursuit of the admiral, in a sense, this Fanaticism can even protect the admiral."

Hearing the reputation's words, Lexington frowned slightly, as if she had thought of something.

Renown's suggestion is by no means aimless, there must be a deeper reason.

Suddenly, a gleam of enlightenment flashed in Lexington's eyes, and he asked in surprise, "You want... to form a triangle between Saratoga, Nagato, and that sick and charming Akagi, and no one can do anything about it?" ?"

"That's right. After years of research, I found that the triangle is the most stable form. No matter how complicated the relationship is, the triangle is often the one that is not easy to break."

The corner of Lexington's mouth twitched slightly: "The research found that... so you have done similar research?"

"If you see this kind of thing too much, you will understand it. After all, you live in a town guard with so many marriage ships. If you don't know a little bit of knowledge about these aspects, it's impossible."

Lexington agreed: "That's right, after all, the admiral is so—'natural'."

Lexington thought for a long time before replacing stupid with the word natural.

Although her conscience was greatly condemned, Lexington did not have the courage to speak out her true thoughts. If these words reached Yuki's ears, she would be in big trouble.

"So the choice is up to you. Miss Lexington, if you decide on a good candidate, I can make a trip on your behalf to inform the two of them."

"Thank you very much. I still have a lot of work to do." Lexington said with a sigh of relief, "The candidates should be decided by the two you mentioned. Regarding the prestige of your vision, I still prefer Very confident."

After hanging up the phone, Lexington rubbed his temples.

Dafeng did a lot of bad things. Although Lexington thought about letting Dafeng stay with him to deal with the mess she left behind, Dafeng slipped a little too fast. When Lexington thought of this incident, It has long been impossible to find where Dafeng is.

She looked at the mountain of documents piled up, feeling faintly that her head was hurting.

Before, she handled all the work with great speed.But that was just an illusion for Dafeng and the others.

The reason for doing this is that she accidentally received a strange message. Someone exposed most of Dafeng's plan to her, so Lexington decided to pretend that it was already working last night, and took advantage of the opportunity to draw out the next generation of the Flat Alliance. One step.

So after dealing with Dafeng, Lexington fell into endless work again.

If these things are left alone, there will definitely be big problems, although the tutelary mansion did not take any particularly big actions.However, the daily expenses of so many ship girls are a very important issue. Expedition acquisition of resources, or daily patrol arrangements can be said to be the simplest, and things such as resource procurement and dealing with merchants are the most important. The biggest headache.

"We must get Gaga back quickly." Lexington muttered to himself, "If Gaga doesn't come back, I really have to do all these tasks by myself."

Lexington looked forward to imagining Saratoga's return, because it not only meant that Yuki would come back with Saratoga, but also meant that there would be someone to help her with the work that had to be done.

No, maybe it shouldn't be said, it should be said to push all the work to that person.

"Hehehe..."

Lexington laughed suddenly, and the room echoed horribly.

————0v0————

"It's really troublesome."

Nagato glanced at the direction of the tutelary fort, there are so many chocolates from the destroyers waiting for him to collect, but now he can't go back to the tutelary fort, he has to go out.

Thinking of this, Nagato couldn't help but sigh heavily.

A chuckle came from not far from Nagato: "What are you sighing for?"