Reincarnated Miss Bingshan, don't be posted by them Author: Bei Xing
Ye Zhibai, let the car die.A beautiful iceberg girl with silver hair and purple pupils who was transformed by the gods, a super rich little rich woman.
Ye Zhibai, who was impoverished in her previous life and worried about eating a few green onions for dinner, suddenly got better! ——Except for being a girl!
But fortunately... there is an iceberg face that is difficult to approach, and they must not dare to...
"Hey... Zhibai, you look so pretty when you smile~" "Xiaobai...
Chapter 1 1. You have won the prize!
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"Pfft...hahahaha! You said just now, how did you die?! Chasing a woman, offering to buy milk tea for her, halfway through buying milk tea and not delivering it, you let the car die?!"
"You know a hammer, you...! Ah! It's so annoying! You have repeated this eight times! Are you really a god who extradites souls like you!"
Ye Zhibai was stretching out his finger, accusing loudly to the group of light on the opposite side who was laughing sharply!
The light cluster was very blurry, so dazzling that it looked like light pollution. Rather, the entire environment Ye Zhibai was in now was full of strange lights.
He just tried to chase the super-crumb light group that claimed to be a god and wanted to punch it!
But it didn't work at all.
In this space after death... there is no distance at all. If you want to touch the gods with your fists, you can't do it while alive, let alone after death~
The shape of the light cluster is constantly changing shape with its piercing and echoing sharp laughter. If it is a person, it must be laughing forward and backward, and the person is turned on his back.
Its voice is also gender-neutral, more like a compound voice sounding from all directions.
"Hahaha...! Huh... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's adjust it. Our gods have the self-cultivation of gods. Under normal circumstances, we will never laugh, never... poof, unless we can't help it~"
Big fire!
The ball of light paused for a moment, then suddenly rose, as if picking up something.
As if reading something.
"Ah, let's take a look...Your name is Ye Zhibai, you have been an orphan since you were a child, your academic performance is average, your interpersonal relationship is average, your appearance is average, you have almost no friends, your luck is extremely bad, you rented a small house by yourself and burned it, and your money luck. ..Scattering wealth boy, the first salary he earned was spent on medical expenses. The reason was that he was injured by an iron basin falling from a height on the way home from get off work. I’m so miserable? We really feel sorry for you .And then...no experience in love, still a virgin until death, poof...!"
"Hey!!!"
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's natural to smile often, so~ the girl who was going to deliver milk tea before you died, did she ever say that she wants to date you?"
"No, no... Not yet! But I think soon..."
"Pfft ha ha ha! Don't dream, wake up~ You have been killed by Che Chuang, you know! That's why we said that licking a dog is not good!! I think you want to laugh us to death, and then inherit our god position !"
"I don't want your god position, but why don't you laugh to death as soon as you step on the horse?!"
and also!Lick the dog with a hammer, lick the dog!Ye Zhibai himself knew that he just had a relationship with that guy who kept cutting things off... and didn't really want to chase her.
Didn't really want to chase but was killed by Che Chuang, so this wave of blood loss!
Hey... none of this matters anymore.
If it wasn't for Ye Zhibai's body becoming more and more out of control now, he really wanted to jump straight out of this damn place to be a second-degree self-shark!
Although I have been very unfortunate in this life, I have also struggled and resisted, okay!
I went to work part-time when I was short of money, and worked diligently. Who knew that the store would close down before working for a few days.
I have no parents since I was a child, and after paying the tuition fees, there is not much money left to rent an apartment. The apartment leaks rain in summer and wind in winter... It takes half a day to eat a meal!
Who could bear to be fed up with all kinds of aggrieved anger in life, and to be taunted by this inexplicable so-called god after death!
Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!
Sorry, can I not be reincarnated?If I have a choice, I want to die with you guy!
But with Ye Zhibai as a dead person, he doesn't have the ability to make irresponsible remarks to God.
The light group didn't care about Ye Zhibai's rude speech, it just followed the rules and carried out its own tasks~
"Okay, Ye Zhibai, you made us laugh so much, I haven't laughed so much in hundreds of years~ According to the rules, all your memories should have been erased, and you should have been reborn on this planet in the state of an embryo. Reincarnation. But... now something seems to be happening."
Minor situation? !
Hearing this, Ye Zhibo broke out in a cold sweat.
His bland cheeks, which were covered by the light, were no longer sweating.
But he just had an ominous premonition!
You light blob...!Wouldn't you want to avenge your personal revenge publicly, because you remember what I said just now, so you should quietly prevent people from reincarnating!
Or something more serious...?
"What are you thinking about, hey, so people in this era really...have persecution delusions, right? Don't think we are gods, there are people watching from above, and we don't bother to care about you It's stupid to speak ignorantly."
You are stupid!
Oh no...!Can you hear me?
Huh... In short, it's not enough to blow me up on the spot.
The light group was silent for a while again. Although it could no longer hear the specific tone when it spoke this time, the tone in its tone...
Suddenly there seems to be a feeling of "discussing things"?
"Ha...Ye Zhibai, mere mortals, we happened to be in a good mood today, you have won the jackpot. You don't need to be wiped from your current memory, we can directly give you a new life~"
"What... mean... Could it be that you want to resurrect me?"
Resurrection... Thinking of this word, Ye Zhibai didn't feel much happiness.
His previous life was undoubtedly a failure... Until college, he did not feel the beauty of the world, and all he experienced was pain and struggle, misfortune and poverty.
Even if he was resurrected in place...it would be nothing more than wasting a few decades to see this crumb of light again.
but...
"You think it's beautiful! Resurrection?! If I give you a resurrection, I will stop doing this god right away! There has been no such rule since the beginning of the world! Idiot!"
Hiss... I was stunned by this bastard light group again!
After Guangtuan finished this sentence quickly, his tone became "kind" again.
"Let's just say, you can keep the memory, and you don't have to start over from the embryo."
After a pause, the light group continued: "In the mortal world, there is a perfect body created by the Supreme Mother Goddess. That body has no thoughts of its own. Since it was cast into the mortal world, it has been reproduced with the minimum parody In normal human life, the ability to take care of oneself is excellent, but other than that...the body does not have its own feelings and thoughts."
"Uh, in the eyes of others, isn't that the same as mentally handicapped who can live on their own..." Ye Zhibai complained precisely.
"Tsk."
"Did you just click your tongue?!"
"No." Regardless of Ye Zhibai's complaints, Guangtuan continued, "Under the guidance of the gods, that soulless body was well protected and placed in a so-called big family in your human world. Although you were picked The child who came here, but it is definitely the apple of the eye of the whole family~ So! Ye Zhibai, I plan to make you the soul of that body now! Let that body really come alive!"
"Hey... let's not talk about anything else... why don't you gods create that body with a soul, isn't it strange..."
"So let's say you hit the jackpot, right?"
"..."
The question just now was completely ignored, or deliberately ignored.
Before Ye Zhibai continued to ask questions, Guangtuan continued to add explanations like a salesman.
"Let your soul enter the perfect body without a soul~ Not only is the appearance extremely perfect and outstanding, but the money you have will also be inexhaustible. There are also women and so on. Isn't that what you can get at your fingertips? You can have as much as you want .And I will definitely not be killed by a truck or something again. How do you say, is there any heartbeat?! The heartbeat is better to act now! Now you just need to say yes, and we will help you make your soul fit your body and get reborn!"
"What if... I refuse?"
"Then, then you continue to line up! When will I think of you and let you reincarnate normally!"
"..."
Playing tricks, right? !
Ye Zhibai had a premonition that if he refused, this rogue light group might make him queue up forever!
Regarding Guangtuan's proposal just now...
Any hesitation?
To be honest, there are some.
After all, this light group looks like a telecommunications fraud, which makes everyone feel a lot of doubts.
But in Ye Zhibai's view...
These hesitations seem superfluous.
Even if there is a problem, can it be worse than my life? !
That's impossible... Ye Zhibai's miserable life, he felt like he wanted to cry for himself.
And the light group said it just now.
This time... there will be no more misfortunes, and I will meet the right girl and have a...sweet love.
If you have these, even if there are some unknown risks, so what can you do.
Pfft...Speaking of which, God is quite humane, at least let me make my own choice.
Ye Zhibai never had the courage and confidence to make quick decisions on major matters in his whole life until he was in college.
I didn't have the courage when I was alive...at least after death, let me be presumptuous and have a good time.
Ye Zhibai looked up at the circle of light, smiled, and subconsciously clenched his fists.
and stretched his arms towards it.
"Okay, Guang...cough, Lord God, I accept your proposal, I..."
"Good deal!!"
"?!"
I'm not done yet? !
You let me finish the happy decision that is only once in my life in a chic way!
The moment Ye Zhibai said "yes", the beam of light burst out with colorful beams, surrounded Ye Zhibai's side, and slowly lifted his body up.
And Ye Zhibai was also surprised to feel that his body gradually became lighter, the light beams emitted before became more and more intense, and his body, which still had some substance, was turning into little light beams, floating and condensing.
Ha...ready for my second life?
In this life... there are no disturbances and no worries.
nothing... miss you?
In Ye Zhibai's mind, a figure with fluttering long hair suddenly flashed across the back, but it also drifted away with the light spots, scattered into little brilliance.
Let it go... let it go.
I hope this time, I don't want to be rich or powerful.
As long as you can be happy and exciting, you will be fine.
Hehe...Of course, if I have a handsome face and superior conditions this time, I must find a girl who can connect with me!
Ye Zhibai closed his eyes in relief, feeling the beam of his soul slowly falling, and at the same time he heard the cheap voice of the beam of light again.
"Oh yes! I forgot to mention something? Your new body is a girl's body! It's super beautiful and cute! You'll love it!"
"?!"
Ye Zhibai, who closed his eyes in comfort just a second ago, suddenly opened them!
No... As a soul body, he no longer has eyes, but if he doesn't, he still has to shout out this sentence with his heart! !
"Girl?! Why didn't you say it earlier?!"
"I told you earlier that I'm afraid you won't agree to it. You don't care~ Anyway, you have already agreed, and there is no room for repentance. Also, it takes some time for the soul and body to fit together. In a short time, you may make a Expressions and words are a bit difficult~ But come on, I believe you will be able to live your second life as a girl well! Ehehe!"
"Hey" you big-headed ghost, eh? !
This time, Ye Zhibai will not be given any chance to scold the gods.
His soul is already flying towards the lower realm~
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