Siheyuan: violent engineer, dictatorial disobedience

Speaking of this, the tone of the patient next door became deep again.

"They said they were going to rob the tomb of a former eunuch. I disagree. I am an eunuch myself, so it is impossible to rob the tomb of a senior."

"Everyone is a eunuch, why should the eunuch make things difficult for the eunuch?"

"I advise them to go to Anxi, where there are little natives Oscar, as long as they are excavated, then everyone will be the biggest contributor to the archaeological world."

"But they didn't agree, and said that after they robbed the eunuch's tomb, they would go to Hong Kong City to be cool, meet foreign girls, and ride foreign horses."

"As a person, I will never allow anyone to steal the tomb of my predecessors, so my backhand is a report."

"Then, they said I was underage and sent me here."

Sticky looked at the aggrieved patient next door, and then at the spoon in his hand.

Finally, he looked at the stone on the ground, picked it up, and threw it at the patient next door.

"You dead eunuch, if it wasn't for you, I, the thief saint, would still be stealing underpants, so it was you who reported it, do you know how harmful you are?"

The patient next door dodged to avoid the stone, and slapped the stick on the face.

"Made, even you are thinking about my senior, I want to let you know today that eunuchs are not easy to mess with."

Two figures, one big and one small, fought each other in the tunnel.

Although the stick is young, but he couldn't hold back his anger, he turned out to be like a mad dog for a while.

The patient next door was a little overwhelmed. In desperation, the patient next door could only hug the stick and hit the wall behind him.

Boom.

The overwhelmed wall collapsed, and the law enforcement officers who were eating looked at the two who suddenly appeared with a confused look on their faces.

And the two who were wrestling into a ball did not see a group of law enforcement officers behind them.

"The rivers and lakes have their own rules. An informer like you will be punished by everyone in the rivers and lakes."

"Whistleblower, you should be the hawk of the court, I, the Pirate Saint, will get rid of you, the whistleblower, for Jianghu today."

"Hey! Dog thief, die! Give me a rainstorm pear blossom needle!"

After the stick finished speaking, he kept spitting at the patient next door.

This rainstorm pear blossom needle is a bit disgusting~

The patient next door was also not to be outdone, and used the trick of monkey stealing peaches and Haidilaoyue to pinch the stick.

"A mere vulgar warrior wants to fight me, an immortal cultivator?"

"You deserve it too? Take my trick to pick peaches from the Great Sage."

A group of law enforcement officers: ...

This is the first time I met someone who beautified the moves of street fights into fantasy moves.

The pear blossom needle in the rainstorm has become a spit, and the sage picking peaches has become a monkey stealing peaches.

No wonder everyone looks down on Jianghu, it's too vulgar!

"Have you two had enough trouble?"

"Come on, explain, what is the big hole in the wall? How did you two appear here?"

A hot-eyed fight was finally stopped by the law enforcement officers.

A law enforcer pointed to the big hole in the wall and asked with a murderous look.

Stick immediately chose to betray his teammates: "He did it, he was digging holes every night, preparing to escape."

The law enforcer nodded and looked at the patient next door.

But the patient next door had a dazed look on his face, even muttering to himself.

"Impossible, the drawings are clearly drawn, and the exit is here!"

"The system won't lie to me, he won't lie to me."

The patient next door took out the drawing and began to look up and down. The drawing was correct, and the exit was here.

But why did they dig into the law enforcement cafeteria?

The law enforcement officer who was interrogating changed the direction of the drawing of the patient next door.

"The next time you look at the drawing, remember not to hold it upside down."

Chapter 189 Xu Damao lost his pants.

After entering June, the weather starts to get hotter gradually, but for now, the weather is still cool.

In the courtyard, because the dawn is relatively early, people gradually began to get up early habitually.

Qin Jingru was no exception, there were no entertainment activities at night, and Xu Damao was too fancy.

Besides, Xu Damao said yesterday that he had a social event, so he came back a little late, so Qin Jingru could go to bed earlier.

It's different from Xu Damao's lying in bed.

Qin Jingru likes to get up early, which is a habit she developed in the countryside.

After waking up, the first thing Qin Jingru did was to take back the clothes that had been hanging at the door two days ago.

After tidying up a piece of clothing and a pair of trousers, Qin Jingru felt that something was missing.

After thinking for a while, she didn't come up with anything, and finally Qin Jingru closed the door and prepared to go home and tidy up the house.

Looking at the pile of clothes on the ground, Qin Jingru frowned, a little unhappy.

Xu Damao's habit of throwing clothes casually annoys her, and she has to pick them up one by one every time.

For Xu Damao's bad habit, Qin Jingru would strictly prohibit him every time.

But it didn't have much effect. If I told him today, maybe I wouldn't throw it around that day, but it would be the same the next day.

It belongs to the kind that never changes after being taught repeatedly. Qin Jingru has no choice but to pick it up one by one.

When I picked it up to the end, I found that there was still one thing missing.

Qin Jingru frowned, trying to think about what was missing.

Finally, I slapped my head and remembered that something was missing.

Ah!

The underpants were gone, no wonder some couldn't remember what was missing.

She, Qin Jingru, came to the city before she knew there was such a thing as pants. When she was in the countryside, she used to do it with a pair of pants.

The cold underpants at the door were gone, and Xu Damao came back without them.

What does this mean?

This shows that there is someone outside Xu Damao!

And even took away Qin Jingru's underpants and gave them to the vixen.

Can the fiery Qin Jingru bear this grievance?

Of course I can't stand it!

So, Qin Jingru picked up a basin of water on the table and poured it on Xu Damao who was sleeping soundly.

"Xu Damao, wake up, tell me, where are your underpants?"

A basin of water was poured over, Qin Jingru was still angry, and shouted while tugging at Xu Damao's hair.

As we all know, women like to use the most moves.

Hair grabbing, screaming, and face grabbing.

Xu Damao, who was lying soundly asleep in his sleep, was first woken up by a basin of water, and then felt a scalp pain, as if his hair was being pulled by someone.

Xu Damao subconsciously pushed Qin Jingru to the ground.

Qin Jingru became even more angry.

This person is too rampant. When he went out to find the vixen, instead of being embarrassed, he even started fighting with him.

No, it's not over for today.

As a result, Qin Jingru began to change her strategy, from the mode of force to the mode of splashing and rolling.

woman!

Crying, making trouble and hanging themselves three times, this is their natural skill.

"Everyone, come out and have a look!"

"Xu Damao hit someone, you guys don't care!"

Qin Jingru was crying and crying, wiping away her tears, feeling aggrieved.

Early in the morning, the peaceful courtyard began to bustle again.

Sleeping is not as important as eating melons.

Still the same sentence, in the era of lack of entertainment, the enthusiasm for eating melons is even more enthusiastic than that of later generations.

Liu Haizhong originally planned to hit Yan Portui, but now he hasn't figured out how to hit Yan Portui.

Xu Damao's house became lively.

The bangs are happy, and the opportunity is here.

There are many methods of beating, and killing chickens and monkeys is also a way of beating.

So, Liu Haizhong casually put on two pieces of clothes and walked to Xu Damao's house.

Liu Haizhong felt that if he quarreled early in the morning, he must be disheveled!

As we all know, all men are LSP, although they can't eat it, it's still possible to have an eye addiction.

However, Liu Haizhong was disappointed, completely disappointed.

Xu Damao, on the other hand, was in a hurry to put on his clothes. He put on his clothes a little too much, and he flicked his things around.

On the other side, she was fully dressed, covering her face with tears silently.

This made Liu Haizhong take a trip in vain, and he was even a little bit disappointed.

"Qin Jingru, why did you go crazy so early in the morning? It's fine if you splash me with water, and you even grab my hair. You almost bald me."

"Cry, you know how to cry, where are my pants? Give me my pants?"

With wet hair on his head, Xu Damao scolded Qin Jingru while putting on his clothes.

Qin Jingru raised her head, with tears on her face.

"What else do I want to ask you? When you left yesterday, you left in your underpants. Why did you lose your underpants when you came back?"

"Also, where did my cold underpants go?"

"Say, did you go out to find a vixen last night, and even took my underpants away?"

"Xu Damao, are you disgusting? Don't you have anything to give away? You even gave my underpants to others. You are disgusting."

Only then did Xu Damao understand, and he knew the reason why Qin Jingru troubled him so early in the morning.

He was a little guilty, he really went out to find his old friend yesterday, maybe he really forgot his underpants at his old friend's house.

However, Xu Damao couldn't admit it. Once he admitted, Qin Jingru would not let him go easily.

Besides, I just married a beautiful daughter-in-law for a few months, and I haven't had enough fun yet.

So, Xu Damao laughed and said.

"You don't have me at all in your heart. I haven't worn pants for two days. You just found out today."

"It's fine if you find out. Not only did you not feel guilty, but you became nervous. Think about it for yourself, have I not worn pants for two days?"

Qin Jingru was taken aback, Xu Damao thought he was fooled, and just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, Qin Jingru was about to pounce on her with all her teeth and claws.

"You fart, your underpants, I was still wearing them yesterday, and I found the underpants for you."

"Xu Damao, you still dare to lie, I will fight with you today!"