Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist Author: Ling Xian

"Introduction: She is the tens of millions of up masters at station B, and everyone shouts to dedicate her morals to her godmother.

Her Weibo fans are more than celebrities, and countless people follow her just to lick the screen.

Her comics are sold both at home and abroad, from the old to the young, and kill both men and women.

She... is also the strongest, fiercest, and supreme queen on the mysterious side.

But who would have known that she first started drawing manga just to fill her stomach? "

Chapter 1 Chapter 1 Jiang Huiyuan

"I don't want to work hard anymore, rich woman, where are you? Why don't you come to me? Ah——"

With a scream, Jiang Huiyuan suddenly woke up from her dream.

He, or she, leaned back in the corner of the kitchen, singing sadly "You come back, I can't bear it alone."Just like that Stephen Zhou who thought he lost his double-knife turkey and sang "Love and righteousness are worth a thousand gold" in Shaolin Temple.

How much she wished that what she lost was the same as the double-knife turkey, and one day she suddenly came back and said to her: "Hey brother dei, I was joking, look, I am not here."

However, the reality is cruel.

"Why is this so?"

If you think about it carefully, everything is the cheap talk back then.He had a good meal at home and had nothing to do, so he yelled "I don't want to work hard anymore, where is the rich woman?", but inexplicably transmigrated.

He was quite happy at the beginning, because he was in the lowest period of his life, met a villain at work, had no girlfriend at the age of 32, and was hit by a BMW driver for no reason while walking on the street. Such a life He really didn't want it at all.

As a dead house obsessed with two-dimensional, he is no stranger to time travel, on the contrary, he still yearns for it.

However, he never thought that the cost of crossing would be so high.If he had known that he would lose the dragon, he would never have thought of crossing over.

It's okay if Dalong doesn't exist. Anyway, it hasn't been used for more than [-] years, and it doesn't have much impact on her life.It's just a change of online shopping.

Even worse is yet to come.

Her body was indeed that of a rich woman when she just transmigrated.

When she finally accepted the reality and was about to let money corrode her will, she suddenly discovered that 100 years had passed.

Other people only need to say "I will avenge you for you" to fuse with a new body, but she has slept for 100 years like a mother!

In 100 years, things have changed and people have changed, and all the bank notes in her coffin have become waste paper.Because the bank where she saved her money had already closed down in a war during the period.

Are you playing with a snake?

After crossing, the result is that the poor is still the poor, the dragon is gone, blood loss!

After waking up, with nothing left, she could only slowly integrate into society.Fortunately, with the help of noble people, she successfully got rid of the black family and became an ordinary office worker.But that's all. She is now a kindergarten teacher, and her monthly salary is so little. It is very difficult to barely maintain food and clothing.

She was looking for food in the kitchen just now, but she accidentally fell asleep (fainted from hunger).

Oh, yes, forgot to say.

Jiang Huiyuan's current body...is a zombie.Immortal, immortal, but hungry.

She needs to suck the blood bag in time, otherwise it is easy to lose control of herself to suck the blood of the living.

Although modern society is on the technological side, there is secretly a "mysterious alliance" that manages various supernatural existences.Demons, ghosts, Taoist wizards, superpowers, aliens...an alliance formed by various mysterious beings gathered together.

The main function of the mysterious alliance is to maintain the stability of the outer and inner layers of society and ensure the normal life of each member.

For example, Jiang Huiyuan's blood bag was ordered from the mysterious alliance, otherwise where did she get access to do these things?Her current identity and occupation are also arranged through the mysterious alliance.

While enjoying these benefits, no matter what kind of expert they are, they must also follow the rules of the mysterious alliance and not mess around.Once someone uses his extraordinary power to disrupt modern society, the Mysterious Alliance will immediately send a judgment team to obliterate it.

Whether it can be erased or not, Jiang Huiyuan is not some middle school boy who wants to conquer the world all day long.Her wish is world peace, how can she enjoy life if she is at war all day long?

So she is very happy to abide by the rules of the mysterious alliance. After all, she is helping to find her identity and help her to find a job.

"But now I really have no money, what should I do?" Jiang Huiyuan was very melancholy, the feeling of being hungry was really uncomfortable.

Gotta find a way to make money.

But how?

Even before he was fired before time travel, his salary was about the same as hers now.At that time, I didn't suck blood, so I was able to live a decent life, and I could spend a lot of money in the game, and I could occasionally do things like buy peripherals.

But now?The blood bag is really expensive, it costs nearly 1 a month, and the remaining money is paid for the rent, so there is really not much left.

It is hopeless to earn money in a serious manner, and we must broaden our thinking.

"First of all, I have to figure out what advantages I have. Well, the biggest advantage right now is the beauty of this prosperous age. I can wear white stockings, and then take pictures and post them on the Internet. After attracting some dead fat houses, I can wholesale some new ones. Selling the silk stockings to them, the dead house can make a lot of money." As a former dead house, she also knows the ways in it.

however……

"No!" She directly denied this idea, "What's the difference between this and rounded corners!? Even if I starve to death, I won't try to curry favor with that group of fat nerds!"

So, what's the advantage?

Far beyond the physical fitness of ordinary people?What can this do?A zombie can't be an athlete, she's just a salted fish when she basks in the sun.

Is it possible to rob it with your face covered?If it is discovered, it will be wanted by the mysterious alliance.

"How can I travel through time and still be useless?"

Just when Jiang Huiyuan was at a loss, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the kitchen.

Boom, boom, boom... "Ah!"

Jiang Huiyuan let out a scream, because her foot was stepped on heavily, and then her face was slammed into her chest.

Fortunately, this rich woman's body has enough cushioning tissue, and she just felt a little tightness in her chest, not much pain.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

"I was just hungry and came here to find something to eat, and I didn't plan to sneak attack you." Jiang Huiyuan expressed her innocence.

Looking at the beauty in front of her with messy hair like a ball of instant noodles and dressed casually like an otaku, to be honest, she was a little secretly happy.After all, when she was a man, she didn't have this kind of opportunity to contact girls.

The person in front of her is Song Enfei, Jiang Huiyuan's landlord.They now live in a large villa shared by many people. Although the villa is very luxurious, it is still a school district room very close to the city center, but the landlord is capricious, and the rent is very cheap, only 2 per month including water and electricity.

Yes, the girl in her arms is also a rich woman.I am 22 years old and have just graduated from college.

After graduation, Song Enfei did not choose to inherit the family business, but chose to pursue her dream.

This dream chaser first asked his family for a villa, and then relied on rent collection to maintain his income, while he stayed in his room all day drawing comics.

Her dream is to become a great cartoonist.

At this time, she probably rushed to the middle of the night, and then came to the kitchen to get something to eat when she was hungry.

When she saw the refrigerator opened by Jiang Huiyuan, she immediately became angry: "You foodie stole my tomatoes again! You said that the same color can replace the blood bag! Why don't you lick the paint!?"

"But I'm hungry," Jiang Huiyuan said pitifully, "Why don't you stretch your neck over and let me take a bite? Don't worry, it won't hurt to be sucked by me."

"Bite me?" Song Enfei became angry when she heard it.

Concubine Song En threw her bow left and right, hitting Jiang Huiyuan one after another: "Bite me! Bite me! Bite me! Don't you know that the landlord's house has no food left now? You still steal my tomatoes! Steal my tomatoes! Next time I'll buy a root Let's see how you steal cucumbers!"

"Ah~ ah~ ah~" Every time she was slapped, Jiang Huiyuan called out, that was a pitiful pear blossom with rain.

After beating for a while, Concubine Song Enfei probably felt her hands were sore, and finally stopped.

She said to Jiang Huiyuan: "I warned you last time, if you steal my tomatoes again, the rent will be doubled!"

"Don't!" Jiang Huiyuan screamed, "I have no money! You fucked me to pay off the debt."

"Then come and help me with a part-time job! I have a deadline the day after tomorrow, and I can't do it alone." Song Enfei confidently recruited a young man.

Jiang Huiyuan muttered softly: "Aren't you a slut? Where did the deadline come from?"

"What do you say?"

"No, I didn't say anything, I said you smell really good."

Song Enfei immediately stood up from Jiang Huiyuan's body, covered her neck and said, "I'm warning you! Don't bite me! Otherwise, I'll pull out your teeth!"

Jiang Huiyuan supported the refrigerator and stood up, straightening her disrupted lace pajamas: "You have to believe in my willpower, even if I go to work, I won't directly suck human blood."

"Hmph, if you believe me, there will be a ghost." Concubine Song En rolled her eyes, took out the remaining tomato from the refrigerator and ate it, and then took Jiang Huiyuan to her room.

This large villa has 4 bedrooms on the upper and lower floors.Concubine Song En, who was possessed in the second grade, named each room, and her own largest master bedroom was named "Tianyunjian".

As soon as he entered the room, Jiang Huiyuan saw a pile of drawing paper scattered on the floor.

Randomly picked up one and looked at it, hey, this is too exciting!

"What are you drawing?"

"There will be a doujin exhibition next week. I rented a booth and plan to sell doujinshi. This is the doujinshi I drew for "Interstellar Tyrant." Concubine Song proudly puffed up her chest. She thought she was confident in her own work. sufficient.

Jiang Huiyuan only knew that she was drawing comics before, but she didn't expect to draw such sensual ones, tsk tsk tsk.

only……

Chapter 2, Chapter 2 I think the plot is arranged very cleverly

"Your manga is too simple and crude, isn't it?" Jiang Huiyuan picked up a few more, took a look at it, and found that this fanfic is really fucking, and there is no such thing as a ****.

"Besides, you are letting the heroine be given to... that by a group of *people? Wow, you are not afraid of a fan stabbing you on the spot? Warrior, I respect you for being a man."

Jiang Huiyuan has also read the novel "Interstellar Tyrant". It is a novel serialized by a very popular online novelist "Du Ziteng" on "Hedgehog Dog Novel Network" for more than a year.It mainly tells the story of the male protagonist studying various interstellar warships and fighting for hegemony in the universe.

Because it is passionate, there are very few female characters.The male protagonist has more than 1000 chapters, and he just talked about a girlfriend, and the girlfriend is also his immediate boss, the peerless empress of a certain star field.

There are quite a few fans of this empress, and she has never held hands with the male protagonist until now. The only contact she has had is to step on the male protagonist with high heels.If a movie about Empress Wu Mi appeared suddenly, Jiang Huiyuan was definitely not joking when she said that she would be stabbed.

"Huh? Am I not good at drawing?" Concubine Song Enfei said, "I think the plot arrangement is very clever."

"You clever Ji'er," Jiang Huiyuan retorted ruthlessly, "A sudden fall while walking is also called a clever plot? Do you think that the empress is you, and you can fall on the ground wherever you go?"

"Then...then what do you think should be done?" Song Enfei felt a little guilty.

She wanted to become a cartoonist at first because she was very talented in drawing, and she was praised since she was a child.But when she aspired to become a cartoonist, she discovered that drawing comics is not just about drawing, she also needs to think about the plot.

How could she?As a result, the drawn things were rejected everywhere, and they could only be reduced to the point of going to the fan exhibition to try their luck.

"Let me think about it." Jiang Huiyuan suddenly realized something at this moment.

Although the history of the world here is almost exactly the same as that of the earth, the past 100 years she fell asleep suddenly went wrong.According to her understanding, it seems that during the Second World War, a group of mysterious people suddenly broke into the battlefield and wiped out all the enemies who invaded Qin Naguo at that time. As in the novel, Neon Nation was turned into a province, but it also controlled the island nation to a large extent.

Suffering from the influence of the Qin Na Kingdom, the Neon Kingdom failed to develop a culture that influenced the world like the other world.Whether it's love action, or film and television animation...everything has been given 404 by a certain organization.

And she, as a former otaku, still remembers the [-] volumes of Little Liu Bei that she had read after becoming a zombie.

Thinking of this, she looked Song Enfei up and down: [This child, maybe he can become a good tool person. 】

"What the hell are you thinking?" Concubine Song En felt a chill coming towards her face, as if she had stepped into a terrible trap.

To use an analogy, it's like eating Huanong***spicy pig.

Jiang Huiyuan smiled charmingly: "Little concubine, do you want to become a top cartoonist? My sister can help you."

Snapped!

Song Enfei slapped Jiang Huiyuan again.

"Ah~" Jiang Huiyuan tilted her body and let out a low moan.

"Who's the younger sister? How can a thousand-year-old pretend to be young? If you have something to say, just speak up! Don't be a fool."

"Oh~" Jiang Huiyuan was honest, and she said obediently, "I can provide you with ideas and plots. You only need to draw. How about the two of us working together to create comics?"

Concubine Song En looked at her suspiciously: "Are you okay?"

Jiang Huiyuan puffed out her chest proudly: "A pure man can't say no!"

"It's coming again." Concubine Song En is covering her forehead, this Jiang Huiyuan always fantasizes that she is a man, it is really annoying.

But she was going to give it a try.

"Well, this time, you help me make a good relationship first. If the relationship is good, we will cooperate."

"Okay, okay." Jiang Huiyuan nodded vigorously.

Although Concubine Song Enfei is useless in making up stories, her drawing skills are really top-notch. With a little training, she can definitely become a top-notch cartoonist.