Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

Miyamoto Umbrella thought of many things like a marquee before she fell into a coma.Among them, there are two things that concern her the most.

One is: Why did this Taoist hit people with his fist?Why doesn't she use spells?

The second is: Nima's!Why?Why is it that my chest is always injured recently, and it has just been repaired and then it is sunken. How many years and months will it take to get an A cup?

Song Enfei clenched her fists and said to An Zhenzhen who was stunned behind her: "Muscles are strength."

The corner of An Zhenzhen's mouth twitched, as expected of a heart-eating demon, who specialized in the opponent's heart.This strength is due to the fact that I persuaded him quickly at the beginning, otherwise my E cup wouldn't be blown up?

……

Concubine Song En went out, so there was no need for Jiang Huiyuan to lie on the ground anymore.

She was lying on the sofa with her mobile phone and was going to play the mobile game "Dragon and Babu" for a while. Minghaiyun Company is indeed a major mobile game manufacturer. This game is addictive after playing, and you can't help but spend money in it .

Although Jiang Huiyuan is now carrying billions of debts, the creditors are Xiaoguai and An Zhenzhen. In her words: They are all my wings, so why should I share yours and mine?

She simply wasn't going to pay it back, and it would be a big deal if she died.

Not only that, Xiaoguai and the others have paid off their debts and there is still one billion left, which is enough for Jiang Huiyuan to be chic.

"Oh, it feels so good to be taken care of, and finally find the feeling of 100 years ago again."

She started a match and entered the game.

Five minutes later, Jiang Huiyuan played GG.

"Xie Te! This guy is stalking me, right?" Jiang Huiyuan unexpectedly matched the player with the ID "Dark Heitian" again, and they all surrendered within 5 minutes after being tricked.

"Reopen and reopen, I don't believe I can match him again!"

Jiang Huiyuan was clamoring to restart the game when suddenly a friend chat message popped up.

"Huh? Who sent me a message?"

She opened it and saw it read:

Hello, I am Qin Shihuang Yingzheng. I am not dead, but I was invited by people from the parallel world to take part in a plane tour.

After I came back, I found that Daqin was dead, but it doesn't matter, my courtiers have been developing silently overseas these years.

Now, you have an excellent opportunity to give me 3000 ingots, let me buy an ID card, and then go to the bank to apply for a card. After they remit the money to me, I will give you an elixir of immortality.

Jiang Huiyuan looked at the sender, whose ID was "the real Qin Shihuang himself".It is estimated that IDs such as Qin Shihuang and Ying Zheng have already been occupied by others, so these prefixes and suffixes should be added.

Yuanbao is a currency in the mobile game "Dragon Babu". Although it cannot be traded directly, players who are particularly able to take advantage of loopholes have discovered other indirect trading methods.Probably similar to Onmyoji selling SSR fragments.

Looking at this message, Jiang Huiyuan didn't know how to complain.How can there be the same deception after time travel, the low has become a pattern.

She thought about it and edited a message:

Hello, I'm actually Xu Fu. Qin Shihuang's elixir of immortality is in my hands. The expired 1000 and the unexpired 1500. If you want it, give me ingots.

Don't ask why it is so cheap, just ask that there is no middleman to make the difference.

After thinking about it roughly, Jiang Huiyuan sent it when she felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

Chapter 216 Chapter 211 Doctor

With the popularity of smart phones and Internet cafes restricting minors from accessing the Internet, a mobile Internet cafe that uses smartphones instead of computers has developed in many small shops at the entrance of primary schools, commonly known as "machine bars".

In the mobile bar in front of a certain elementary school, a man in his thirties wearing Adidas sportswear was playing with his mobile phone.

Ding Dong!

Suddenly a message popped up on his phone, he opened it and was stunned.

"Xu Fu!? You kid is still alive!? Impossible!" The man exclaimed, "I cut off your head, how can you still be alive!?"

He quickly wrote back: who are you?You can't be Xu Fu!Don't try to lie to me!

At this time, a primary school student squatting aside stared at him straightly: "Uncle, can you return my phone? We are going to class soon, and I haven't played yet."

"Call my Majesty!" The man held the phone a little higher, otherwise the children would touch it, "Let me use it for a while, and when I get in touch with my old minister, I will make you a princess."

Seeing that the elementary school student couldn't get the mobile phone, he burst into tears: "Wow——"

"Oh, don't cry!" The man looked confused when he saw this, and quickly stopped, "I order you not to cry!"

"Wow——" As a result, the primary school student cried even harder.

"What's going on?" At this moment, the owner of the canteen came over.

The man didn't seem to want to attract the attention of others, so he picked up the crying elementary school student in a panic and ran outside.

The shop owner was taken aback when he saw this: "Fuck! Thief! Stealing a mobile phone! Catch him!"

With this voice, more than a dozen enthusiastic people jumped out from the side of the road.

"Where is the thief?"

"Dare to come and steal from us?"

"Catch the thief!"

……

A group of people blocked the man's way, and also found the elementary school student who was carried on his shoulders and kept crying.

"Fuck, this is still a human trafficker!"

"Break his limbs!"

"Damn it!"

The crowd was so angry that many people picked up the stones on the side of the road and prepared to swing them up.

Seeing this, the man yelled angrily: "Back down!"

All of a sudden, a gust of wind blew up, blinding people's eyes.Everyone was flustered for a while, and when they came back to their senses, the man had already led the pupils to nowhere.

……

In Xiliang Yaozhuang, Jiang Huiyuan looked at the liar's reply, but did not expect that the other party would not give up after being ridiculed by him.

"Hehe, showman." She turned off the dialogue, blocked that guy directly, and didn't bother to talk to him, why didn't she play a few games when she had the time?

Jiang Huiyuan entered the match,

Five minutes later, Jiang Huiyuan played GG.

"Crap! How does this matching system work? Why does it match this pit every time!?" Jiang Huiyuan was very depressed.

If the number of players in the closed beta is small, it is not impossible to always be matched with the same person, but why do you always side with this guy called "Dark Hell"?In this black hole game, even 1 kings cannot save it.

Jiang Huiyuan didn't even have the desire to spray.

"Forget it, let's go play LOH for a while, I don't believe that I can meet you again in another game this time!"

She was about to go upstairs when Concubine Song Enfei flew back with An Zhenzhen Yu Jian.Besides the two of them, Concubine Song En was carrying a... person?

Well, let's call it a human.

It's just that this person is a bit weird now, his whole body is limp as if he had no bones, his head and butt are pushed together.

Concubine Song Enfei threw it away, and then straightened the girl's hands, ankles and neck back to their original positions like untying the earphone cable.

"Is this still alive?" Jiang Huiyuan leaned over and asked.

Concubine Song En nodded: "Well, I should still be alive, I didn't attack so hard."

"So it was you who beat me," Jiang Huiyuan suddenly realized, "No wonder it looks like all the bones in her body are broken, tsk tsk, the chest is sunken, it's so pitiful."

An Zhenzhen said at this time: "Sister, it's okay, anyway, I think she is flat, concave or not, she doesn't need to wear underwear, it doesn't affect much."

Jiang Huiyuan glanced at her two evils, which were bigger than adults, and said with emotion: "You are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is. For people with smaller breasts, that little change is more important." It's important."

As she said, she supported An Zhenzhen's evil with both hands from behind through An Zhenzhen's armpit: "Really, since my sister is now being taken care of by you, the basic spirit of contract is still necessary, starting today , I am your special milk tray, please don't begrudge me and use it to your heart's content."

An Zhenzhen was attacked, she felt a little unnatural, she twisted her body: "What do I want this for?"

"How else can you say that you are still too young," Jiang Huiyuan said seriously, "As a person with big breasts, let me tell you, too big breasts can easily cause hunchback, shoulder strain, ligament strain, etc. Bad influence, sister, this is for your health."

"Oh." An Zhenzhen listened, and suddenly felt that it made sense.

Concubine Song En ignored Jiang Huiyuan. After she arranged the Miyamoto umbrella, she put a blanket under her body, took out a talisman and pasted it on her forehead.

Immediately, a burst of electricity surged through the girl's body, and she twitched violently.

"Uh-huh-huh-"

"Ha~" Miyamoto Umbrella spit out a big mouthful of black smoke, but finally woke up.

"Are you awake?" Concubine Song En straddled her waist with both feet, looked down at Miyamoto Umbrella, "Let's chat when you wake up."

"Hmph! Don't even think about it!" Miyamoto Umbrella turned her head away from her, "A reinventor of the Wo Sige profession will not tell you any information about Nikko Toshogu Shrine."

"Oh, it turned out to be the reformer of Nikko Tosho Palace." Concubine Song En understood.

Miyamoto Umbrella looked at her in shock: "How did you...know?"

Concubine Song En: "..."

"Hmph!" Miyamoto Umbrella continued, "But so what if you know this? I won't tell you the core questions about the doctor at all!"

"PhD?"

Just when Concubine Song En was about to question further, suddenly Miyamoto Umbrella's left earring glowed blue.A beam of light shot out from the blue diamonds on the earrings, projecting a woman's appearance at Song Enfei's eye level.

"Hello, strong man, since you can see this projection, it means that Umbrella has been captured by you, because this is a video that will only be played after she is captured."

"Doctor!?" Miyamoto Umbrella looked at the doctor's projection in shock, and couldn't help but think of what the doctor said when he handed the earrings to him.

"Umbrella, this mission is no small matter. You are very likely to come into contact with the eight evil spirits. If you are not careful at that time, your life will be in danger. Therefore, I specially developed a life-saving device for you. It may be able to save you at a critical moment. One life, but there is a certain chance that it will not be saved, hehehehe..."

Chapter 217 Chapter 212 Something Happened to Sakura

Miyamoto Umbrella originally thought that the ear studs must be a device like a protective cover, but now a projection actually came out, no wonder the doctor said at the time that there was a certain chance that it would not be saved.

This "certain probability" feels infinitely close to 100%!

She was apprehensive and looked at the projection motionlessly, wanting to see what the doctor would say.

"First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Audrey Luna. You can call me Dr. Audrey. I am the exclusive technology researcher of Nikko Toshogu Shrine, an evolutionist of the science fiction department."

"Of course, the above is just a superficial identity. My real identity is an undercover agent sent by Germany to the Neon Country. The purpose is to monitor the movement of Nikko Toshogu Shrine and find out where their eight evil spirits are going."

"Miyamoto Umbrella is a child transformed by me. She is just like my daughter. Although she has been used by Nikko Toshogu Shrine in recent years and has performed many tasks, most of them are in the Neon Kingdom."

"Whenever international issues are involved, I let her quietly save the target's life without killing a single person."

"This time, they asked for an umbrella to monitor the Tsing Yi leader. I expected that she might be captured, so I recorded this video in advance."

"I believe that what I said earlier is enough to prove my sincerity. Then, let's talk about the conditions of my transaction."

"First of all, my request is that you spare Umbrella's life and take her back to the Neon Kingdom and give it to me."

"And I will give you a very precious piece of information at that time. Regardless of the specific content, I can only say that it is related to Mrs. Bone. Her current situation is not optimistic."

nourish - nourish -

The video ends here.Miyamoto Umbrella lying on the ground was stunned. Although she did let go of several foreigners according to the doctor's request, she never thought that the doctor was an undercover agent.

It turned out that the doctor said that the way to save her life was a deal, as long as the other party agreed to the deal, she would survive, otherwise, she would most likely be dismembered by the other party.

Thinking of this, Miyamoto Umbrella looked nervously at Concubine Song En.

At this time, Concubine Song Enfei's complexion was indeed not very good-looking, and Jiang Huiyuan also lost her usual playful smile.

"I said why Sakura hasn't come back yet, it turned out that something happened."

Concubine Song En looked at her: "What should I do?"

"What else can I do? Call and bring Sakura back!" Jiang Huiyuan clenched her fists with a firm expression.

Concubine Song En said: "But didn't you just say that you would not go out if you were killed?"

"Uh..." Jiang Huiyuan didn't expect that she couldn't escape the law of true fragrance, "I, haven't I been beaten to death yet?"

Concubine Song En nodded, usually she was in charge of trivial matters at home.However, she has always listened to Jiang Huiyuan for such major issues that may involve international disputes.