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"What do you mean?"

"It's just tough."

"Tsk...that's useless." Xia Bo suddenly lost interest, "I was thinking about giving the teacher a string of bracelets."

Xun Ye: "..."

At this time, a man in a black mandarin jacket nearby probably couldn't stand it anymore, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Vulgar! How did this kind of person get in?"

Several monks around him also showed doubts. It is reasonable to say that the people who participated in the Unsheltered Conference today have been carefully screened. How could there be such a person who is out of place?

Upon hearing this, Xia Bo asked Xun Ye, "Is he talking about me?"

"Does this still require interrogative sentences?"

"I did my best not to provoke him, but this guy actually dared to find superiority in me, how can this be tolerated?" Xia Bai immediately rolled up his sleeves, and said aggressively, "Xun Ye, kill him!"

"Are you sure?" Xun Ye didn't really want to move, but since Xia Bo said so, he didn't intend to refuse.

I didn't see any movement from him, but the guy who scolded Xia Bo suddenly fell to the ground with his face covered in "Ouch", looking a bit like Pingci.

But the monks of Ruyi Mountain felt like they were facing a formidable enemy, because they knew that the blow just now was the means of an evolutionary, and it was so clever that they were completely unsure of how to deal with it.

The originally quiet Uncovered Conference was also interrupted by the sudden scream. Everyone looked in this direction, and the monk who was floating in the air and teaching the Dharma also opened his eyes.

His pupils are like diamonds, with many faces, shining with light.

"Who dares to make trouble at the Uncovered Conference?"

"How dare you interrupt Zen Master Baozhen's lecture, it's simply presumptuous!"

Some people shouted and cursed, and many other people also showed dissatisfaction, while the emperor showed curiosity, wanting to see who was so courageous.

Suddenly, a monk exclaimed: "Who are you? You are not among the guests today."

"That's right," Xia Bo nodded, "You didn't invite me, so of course you wouldn't."

"Then how did you get in here?!"

"It turns out they are here to make trouble, drive them out!"

"Disturbing Your Majesty, this is a capital offense! You should be detained!"

……

Xia Bo's headache was caused by the chattering: "Shut up! Are you eight mothers-in-law? Do you want to eat shit in such a hurry to speak out?"

The audience fell silent for about a second, and everyone was shocked by his words.

"vulgar!"

"Vastly vulgar!"

"It's simply unbearable!"

……

Everyone was filled with righteous indignation, but after all, it was in someone else's dojo, and it was not good to act without authorization, so they all looked at the monks of Ruyi Mountain, hoping that they would deal with it.

The monks on Ruyi Mountain all looked at the monk floating in the center. Since he is the one who is speaking the Dharma today, he will be the one to decide everything.

The monk, whose name is Baozhen, is the person with the deepest ties to Buddhism in the new generation of Ruyi Mountain. He has read through large and small scriptures at a young age, and has gained a deep understanding of Zen principles.

Monk Baozhen fell from the suspended state and landed on both legs.But if you look carefully, you can find that there is still a thin gap between his feet and the ground.

He just walked up to Xia Bo step by step, clasped his palms together and saluted: "Little monk Baozhen, I have seen the benefactor."

"Hey, don't call me a benefactor, I have nothing to give you." Xia Bo waved his hands quickly.

When the people around heard it, they wanted to scold them.Is this speaking human language?People politely call you a benefactor, do you really take yourself seriously?

Monk Baozhen smiled slightly: "There is no need to give alms to us. Since a benefactor exists in the world, there must be fate and karma. Anyone who gives to others can be a benefactor."

"Good!" I don't know who it is, but I can't help but take the lead in applause, and many other people also applaud.

Xia Bo covered his ears, and said with disgust on his face: "Then according to what you say, I'm giving him karma by beating that guy?"

"Yes or no," Monk Baozhen continued to smile, "Today is my Ruyi Mountain Uncovered Conference, and the benefactor is violent in my Ruyi Mountain. Naturally, it has formed a cause and effect with my Ruyi Mountain, and it should be my Ruyi Mountain. The benefactor cut off this fate."

"Isn't it just 'It's too embarrassing for me to fight in my territory so I'm going to get mad', as expected, bald people talk a lot of nonsense." Xia Bo suddenly remembered a teacher who liked to drag the class in school before, and that was also bald.

Monk Baozhen's pupils were like diamonds, and he looked at Xia Bo: "The benefactor's words are wrong. We are not bald, but just shaved."

Just as Xia Bo was about to say something, Xun Ye suddenly took a step forward, and suddenly a gust of wind blew up, blinding people's eyes. The surrounding onlookers, including the monks from Ruyi Mountain, retreated more than ten meters away.

Only Monk Baozhen, Xun Ye, and Xia Bai were left in place.

"Hey! You really went crazy, you monk is not sure enough," Xia Bai patted his chest, and said, "You did a good job, Xun Ye."

Monk Baozhen looked at Xun Ye whose pupils had turned into silver with a half-smile, "It turned out that it was Emperor Ye, the protector of the Tsing Yi Sect, who came here. Forgive me for my poor eyesight, I didn't recognize it just now."

"The Tsing Yi Demon Cult!!!?"

When the onlookers heard the name, they were shocked, and even the emperor was moved.Several ministers even planned to persuade him to leave quickly.

But the emperor disagreed: "Are you sure it's safer to leave Ruyi Mountain?"

The ministers fell silent for a moment.

Although there are many evolutionaries among the masters, and there are also powerful ones, but it depends on who you compare with.Whether it is Tsing Yi Sect or Ruyi Mountain, they are all giants in the world of evolution, comparable to the existence of the dynasty, even the emperor would be terrified if they confronted each other.

When the monks of Ruyi Mountain heard that the two were taught by Tsing Yi, many of them showed angry expressions on their faces.

"They really came to make trouble!"

"People from the Demon Cult actually got into the Unsheltered Conference, are they going to start a war with us?"

"The right protector has come forward. He is one of the two zombie kings and the top combat power of the Tsing Yi sect. This time he must come for the real thing!"

……

Regardless of what the audience said.

After listening to Monk Baozhen's words, Xia Bo immediately said: "I see that your eyes do look sick, you just have to dig them out."

Monk Baozhen looked at him, a pair of diamond-like pupils seemed to be rolling: "Couldn't this be the most famous priest of Tsing Yi Sect recently? I don't know what advice you can give me when you come to Ruyi Mountain today?"

"You turned the topic too hard," Xia Bo complained, "I didn't intend to teach you, so I just stopped by and took a look."

Monk Baozhen naturally didn't believe it, and neither did the crowd.The people you taught in Tsing Yi went to Ruyi Mountain to make troubles, and then said that they were just passing by to make soy sauce?Who believes this?

Is the hostility between the two major forces just a play?

Monk Baozhen said: "Mr. is fine, but I have something I want to talk to Mr. about."

"Don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant sutras!" Xia Bo suddenly covered his ears and shook his head vigorously.

Everyone was dumbfounded by this scene, even Xun Ye didn't expect him to come out suddenly, this operation is so coquettish.

The Buddha's light behind Monk Baozhen froze for a moment, but soon stabilized again.

He continued to smile and said: "Last month, the Tsing Yi Sect massacred [-] members of a Taoist family in the north, and even the big yellow dog who guarded the gate was not spared. If it’s not over, why add another civil strife?”

Xia Bo shrugged: "I can't help it. I'm a trustworthy person. If I said to kill his whole family, of course I would kill his whole family. I'm very sorry about the dog, but there's nothing I can do about it."

Monk Baozhen's smile was a little stiff: "I don't know what is wrong with that official, but he angered the Tsing Yi Sect and wanted to destroy his whole family."

"That's a big mistake," Xia Bo said very seriously, "That bastard, who is so ugly, actually wandered around in front of our leader, polluting the vision of the leader, shouldn't he deserve to die?"

As soon as this statement came out, the onlookers were all shocked.The majestic fourth-rank Taoist platform has been wiped out for such a reason. The Demon Cult really has no humanity at all!

Monk Baozhen sighed: "I was wrong. How arrogant is it to try to talk about justice with the Devil's Cult? The devil... should surrender!"

After finishing speaking, a vajra with angry eyes suddenly appeared behind him, and his momentum skyrocketed.The other monks of Ruyi Mountain quickly joined forces to cast the enchantment, otherwise the onlookers, including Emperor Guangxu, would have been shocked to death by this Buddha power.

With Xun Ye standing in front of him, nothing happened to Xia Bai.

He said unhappily: "You know justice! Let me tell you, beauty is justice! I teach the leader to be the most beautiful in the world, no matter what you do is right, can you bald people talk about right and wrong? Grow your hair out first?"

"Young monk is not bald, he is ordained." Monk Baozhen's eyes radiated bright golden light, as if to illuminate the whole world, and the angry-eyed Vajra behind him also stepped out, and even the space began to shake.

Xun Ye frowned: "Sir, my suggestion is to withdraw first. If there is a fight, I'm afraid you will be caught and mashed into meat paste."

"Then..." Xia Bo was about to say, "Then dodge", when he saw a pair of snow-white hands protruding from the sky, pulling them to both sides as if pulling a curtain, and a huge space crack was pulled open.

This is the independent space of Ruyi Mountain, which contains a large number of Buddha imprints. The space is far stronger than other places, and it is difficult for even space evolutionists to invade.

The only ones who can tear apart the space with such violent means are Ba Ji.

"It's the leader!" Xia Bo exclaimed in surprise.

The leader in Tsing Yi stepped out of the space crack and landed beside Xia Bai, followed by several zombies including the world.

Monk Baozhen's glaring King Kong phantom collapsed immediately, he took a step back and spit out a mouthful of blood, his eyes fixed on the Tsing Yi leader.

"Why, why is she so beautiful? Ah~ I'm dead!" After the words fell, he fell backwards.

The Tsing Yi leader didn't even look at him, he kept staring at Xia Bo and said, "Why did you come to this place? Let's go home."

"Well, good." Xia Bo didn't mention the matter of chiseling jade cart beads, and casually took the roast duck from Xun Ye's hand, "Didn't you say you wanted to eat the roast duck from the Imperial Dining Room, I went to get it for you .”

Behind the leader in Tsing Yi, Shi Shi looked at Xia Bai angrily, this bad guy actually plotted against her.

Chapter 292Chapter 284Since we want to... carry it out to the end

Cui Na was actually very grateful to Jiang Huiyuan.

Without her, Trine might still be at a loss and overwhelmed.

A high school girl who was hit by a car while going out was still alive and well, she would suspect that she was some kind of monster.After all, she is not the group of second-year-olds in the class who shout "JOJO, I'm not a man anymore" all day long.

At this most helpless time, Jiang Huiyuan appeared and guided her correctly, giving her a preliminary understanding of the evolutionary circle.At least it's not as scary as she imagined. There are cute cats and beautiful big sisters. It's a paradise, isn't it?

The only thing that confuses her is whether to tell her parents about it.

According to Jiang Huiyuan, one of her parents must have the blood of zombies like her, but she doesn't know if she is awakened or not.There are many examples of a person suddenly awakening after more than ten generations.

The temper of the aggregate of human consciousness is like the woman who came to the aunt. It is uncertain, and you never know who will become an evolutionary in the next second.

But it doesn't matter, Cui Na intends to put aside this issue for now.Didn't she get a copy of "Tsing Yi Teaching Outline" from Master Niu? It is said that it is a must-read Bible for every zombie, and it can be a guiding light in her life.

Cui Na likes reading the most. She is a well-known bookworm in school.

Cui Na's grades in junior high school were actually very poor, and she was the bottom of her class.But mom and dad dote on her very much, so she thinks it's okay. Anyway, dad said that a girl only needs to be good-natured and beautiful, and only ugly people need to study more. Dad will arrange other things for her properly.

She doesn't have much rebellious psychology, and she doesn't feel that being arranged means losing herself.

Why stand when you can lie down?

How tired are you from reading?Those words and formulas are a headache to memorize, okay?

Isn't it good to swim every day, do yoga, and then listen to music while doing maintenance?

Obviously it can be easy, but if you insist on pursuing some personality to make yourself so tired, and force yourself to be happy when others are unhappy, that kind of person is simply insane.

Therefore, Trine's performance has been hovering between the bottom one and the bottom two.When the bottom one is ranked, it is usually the one worse than her who has something to do and doesn't come to the test.

It wasn't until the second semester of the third year of junior high that she learned a fact by accident, and she has changed since then.

She Cui Na has a dream, this dream has never been mentioned to anyone, but to realize the dream, one must have good grades.

So she started to study hard.

In one semester, she climbed from the second-to-last to the No.12 position (56 students in the class).The progress was so great that the teachers were shocked.

With this result, she was admitted to a decent high school, but it was not enough.She has studied harder this year, and her grades have been steadily increasing. In the recent quiz, she has steadily raised the No. 230 points. This is because some papers have full marks and cannot be improved.

So life is really unfair. Some people have a better family background than you, are more beautiful than you, have a better personality than you, and work harder than you and are smarter than you.

Cui Na is obviously such a "child of other people's family".

When she was not studying, her classmates could comfort herself, "It's so good that you are beautiful, but you have big breasts and no brains. The children born by this kind of woman who marry home are all idiots."

But she proved with facts that some people have poor grades because they are really not suitable for studying, while some people... just simply don't need it.

When Cui Na came home, she was pleasantly surprised to find that her father was actually at home.

Her father is very busy at work and usually doesn't have much time at home.

"Dad! You're back!"

"Well, I left a document at home, come back and get it." Papa Cui said.

He originally planned to take his things and leave, but when his daughter came back, he was in no hurry to go out, so the driver downstairs asked him to wait.