Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

He used to only have access to the outside world through the Internet when he was on the mountain, and he liked reading online novels and comics.

In the stories about the urban dragon Aotian, the beautiful policewoman is always a standard accessory in the harem.This can't help but remind him... Could it be that I am the legendary Long Aotian?Is this going to be a blessing in disguise for me?

Thinking about it carefully, the red hair just now really fits the image of the brainless villain in Long Aotian's novels.

"Ah!" Lian Qianjun, who was driving, sneezed.

"What's wrong?" Qian Lingyu asked concerned, "Did you catch a cold?"

"No," Lian Qianjun shook his head, how could Long catch a cold, "I feel like someone is speaking ill of me behind my back."

"Hehehe." Qian Lingyu laughed when she heard the words, this boyfriend is so cute.

……

In the police station, Hua, a policewoman, looked at the dust in the iron fence: "Cheng Guang, you molested women, and you will be detained for 5 days. I'm here to take you to the detention center."

"Sister policeman, I was wronged," Chen Guang tried to explain, "I really bumped into someone accidentally, and it was the red-haired one who must call me obscene."

"Red hair?" The policewoman frowned, "I don't care if you're wronged or not. I'm here to take you away now, come out."

As she said that, she opened the door, and Chen Guang came out honestly. When he approached the policewoman, he smelled a scent of fragrance: "Sister, do you plan to have a daughter in the future? If so, wait until she is 14 years old to marry her." Can you give it to me?"

The female policeman's face darkened, she was wronged, this guy is 100% an idiot: "Stop talking, hurry up."

"Oh, let's go." Chen Guang suddenly didn't want to leave again, if he was outside, how could he meet such a beautiful police sister with such big breasts?

We must seize the time to get to know her and establish a good relationship.Strive to achieve another goal of yourself besides growing hair.

The policewoman looked at him suspiciously, why did this bald man suddenly become honest?Are you thinking about something?

But he was only detained for 5 days, so he shouldn't be able to escape, right?

[Forget it, why do you think so much?Anyway, I will resign in a few days. 】

She graduated from the police academy this year, and she originally planned to be a justice envoy for eliminating violence and peace.As a result, the boss hinted at the unspoken rules on the second day of work, and she naturally refused.

Unexpectedly, after being rejected, the opponent actually planned to use force, and she was so angry that she kicked the opponent's wish stick.

When something like this happened, she was naturally demoted to a small police station to do odd jobs.

In fact, if she had told her family, she would not have fallen to this point if she had a relationship with her.But that went against the justice in her heart, so she didn't plan to do that, and she didn't even say anything about her being demoted.

She has already planned to resign, this kind of place is not what she wants, she should just go home and inherit the thousands of acres of land, and be a farmer in peace.

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Sitting in the police car, Chen Guang was not worried, but asked various questions optimistically: "Sister police officer, how old are you this year? Do you have a boyfriend? At what age do you plan to get married? When do you plan to have your first child? After having a son, do you want a second child? Do you have any requirements for your future son-in-law..."

The series of questions never stopped, which convinced the policewoman that this guy was not only an idiot, but also a psychopath.

Is it really okay for this kind of person to be detained for only 5 days?

suddenly,

Boom!One sound,

The entire police car shook violently, as if it had hit something.

The policewoman crashed into the airbag, but the dust in the back seat was as stable as Mount Tai.

Buddhists are best at sitting in meditation, and this small movement will not make him move.

But this also caught his attention, and his pupils turned into diamond-like shapes to look out.

He intended to see if someone was playing tricks outside, because this was really not like a normal car accident, but when he caught sight of the policewoman, his expression changed.

Due to the instinct of the Buddha's blood in his body, Chen Guang wanted to attack the policewoman.But he is not the kind of lunatic who is dominated by instinct. Reason tells him that if he attacks the female policewoman at this time, it is assaulting the police. At that time, it will not be as simple as being detained for 5 days.

Moreover, the outside of the car is now more important than the policewoman.Although there is no demonic aura to be seen, it is clear that the accident just now was not an accident. Someone attacked the police car.

[Who is so bold?I dare not attack the police. 】When Chen Guang was wondering, he saw the driver's door being ripped off with a bang, as if it was paper.

Then a big hand came in to grab the policewoman.

【Depend on! 】Chen Guang is furious, this is the body of his future mother-in-law, how can he be touched by others?

He was about to kick it.

But the female policewoman moved faster than him. The policewoman who was still lying on the airbag as if unconscious just now made a sudden move and grabbed the wrist of the big hand.The other hand quickly unfastened the seat belt, and she jumped out of the car like a swift cheetah to fight with the oncoming people.

[What a handsome policewoman. 】 Chen Guang let out a sigh.

Then he saw a figure flash in front of him, and the policewoman flew back again, slammed into the car heavily, hit the steering wheel with her back, and turned her whole body backwards at 90 degrees.

"Damn!" Chen Guang's eyes were cracking, he never thought that the female policewoman's force value was so low, it took less than a second, and he just hung up?

Looking at the distorted corpse, Chen Guang felt a burst of anger sweeping through his body.This is the woman who will give him a wife in the future, and she died just like that.

"Bastard!" His diamond-like pupils were inexplicably stained with blood, changing from ordinary diamonds to blood diamonds.

Then he kicked the car door next to him and rushed out, seeing the culprit of the accident.

It was a tall man with muscles all over his body. From the appearance alone, he was not a mythical type, but a sci-fi type.But the rank is obviously very high, otherwise it would be impossible to beat the young lady with demonic energy like this.

Chen Guang was already furious, and he basically made a little judgment in his mind before making a move.

The other party obviously didn't expect that there was an evolutionary in the car. He planned to leave after killing the policewoman, but when he saw the dusty light coming out, he immediately put on a defensive posture.

However, it was useless, Chen Guang didn't even break free from the handcuffs, but his body surface was covered with a burst of golden light, and then he rushed towards the man.

Seeing him attacking in such a straightforward manner, the latter also showed a hint of disdain.He is an evolutionary of the power system, who has he been afraid of?

As soon as this thought came to his mind, he felt a thud in his chest, and then lost consciousness.

"So fast……"

He clearly saw that Chenguang was still three or four meters away from him, and he didn't understand why the latter suddenly crashed into his arms, and he couldn't even understand how his muscles that could support huge explosive power couldn't prevent this bald man from attacking him. one hit.

At this time, if someone is watching from the side, they will find that the muscular man is just standing there, with Chen Guang's shoulder leaning against his chest like a fuck.But the muscular man's back exploded like a blown balloon. The spine, internal organs, and blood all exploded like fireworks, and finally scattered all over the ground to form a bloody mushroom cloud.

"It's good, it's good," Chen Guang stepped back and stood upright, clasped his hands together and performed the Buddha's salute, "May you fall into hell forever and never enter reincarnation."

Snapped!

After the voice fell, the muscular man fell face-down to the ground and rushed to the street.

Chenguang's eyes gradually changed from blood diamonds back to transparent diamonds, and he sighed: "It's a pity, where can I find such a good girl again?"

"Who are you looking for?"

Suddenly a female voice sounded beside his ears, causing Chenguang to jump three feet in fright: "Wow grass!"

He looked to the right in shock, and saw the police lady standing there intact. Except for a footprint on her abdomen, it was basically impossible to see that she had been bent 90 degrees in the car just now.

Chen Guang was stunned for 3 seconds, then pondered for 2 seconds, and finally completed the expression change from shock to joy in 1 second: "Are all the girls' bodies soft now? Haha, this is good! I like it." ! I don’t know if it will be inherited.”

Policewoman: "..." [MDZZ]

She looked at the bloody mushroom traces on the ground and the muscular man with a big hole in his back, feeling a little shocked.

"Are you an evolutionary?"

"Yeah." Chen Guang nodded.

"Since you have such a great ability, why were you honestly arrested?"

Chen Guang said: "Evolutionary people also have to abide by the law. After all, I want to integrate into this society in the future, so naturally I can't deviate from the normal track of society. Of course I can not play by the rules today, but then I will lose my mystery." There are many benefits in the league, and the two are just the lesser."

The policewoman nodded: "You are not bad, but unfortunately you are an idiot."

"Young monk is really not an idiot," Chen Guang said aggrievedly, "I just didn't pay attention and bumped into that person's girlfriend by accident."

"I didn't mean that." The policewoman said.She was willing to believe that Chenguang was wronged, but compared to that, Chenguang asked her when she would have a daughter when they met, and asked her daughter to marry him when she was 14 years old, which was more perverted.

"Huh?" Chen Guang obviously didn't understand what she meant. "But speaking of it, who is this guy? Why did he come to attack you?"

The policewoman said: "I don't know either. I will send someone to investigate later. Let's deal with the scene now."

Because the other party wanted to sneak attack her, he chose a relatively hidden location. There were no witnesses to the accident from the beginning to the end, and there were no surveillance cameras.

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"Deal with the scene?" Chen Guang asked suspiciously, "I'm killing someone, don't you plan to convict me?"

The female policeman said: "I'm not a judge, what should I condemn you for? And I'll resign in a few days, so I don't bother to care about these messy things."

This guy was here to catch her, but he didn't expect that she was also an evolutionary, so he hit harder and "killed" her.Even if Chen Guang counterattacked and killed this guy later, it was self-defense (at least in her opinion), and she pursued Chen Guang when she had nothing to do after eating.

The female policeman stretched out her hand and scratched the ground a few times, and the mushroom cloud-like bloodstains were all collected and turned into a ball of blood.

The policewoman flicked it casually, and the blood cells fell into the sewer.As for the remains of the corpse, she originally planned to remove them and discard them, but Chenguang volunteered.

"Let me do it, I have learned how to do it at home."

"Okay." The policewoman didn't refuse either.

Chen Guang sat next to the corpse and began to chant sutras. If it weren't for the handcuffs on his hands, he would have looked like a monk.

After reading for a while, the body of the muscular man started to catch fire, a golden fire.

The fire was very fast, and the corpse was completely burned in a few blinks of an eye.Miraculously, the guy's clothes were intact.

Chen Guang touched and took out a wallet and a mobile phone.He handed it to the policewoman as if offering a treasure: "This may be a clue."

"Well, thank you." The female policeman took care of the things and dealt with the follow-up, and then called the police station to say that there was a car accident and the police car was scrapped.

What happened afterwards was a normal process, and Chen Guang was also sent to the detention center.

For him, the 5-day detention in exchange for a chance to meet the police lady is really worth it.

"Sister police, I don't know your name yet? How can I find you after I go out? Can you add a WeChat?"

The female policeman said: "My name is Jin Mengzhu. As for WeChat, I can skip it... Oh, yes, thank you for saving me today."

"Hey, why are you being polite?" Chen Guang waved his hands, "Just remember to let me know when you have a daughter in the future."

Jin Mengzhu: "..."

For a moment, I thought that the sand pen was so handsome that I really should go see an ophthalmologist.

……

Five days passed in a blink of an eye, and Chen Guang spent a period of unhappy days in the detention center.

Because every day he has to listen to the laws related to the crime of obscenity, repeating and repeating, his head is getting dizzy.The class of the police uncle here is almost as scary as the old monk on Yishan chanting scriptures.

After finally surviving for 5 days, he was finally free. He ran to ask immediately: "Uncle Policeman, where is sister Jin Mengzhu?"

"Jin Mengzhu?" The policeman who was asked said, "She resigned the day before yesterday, and I don't know where she is."

"Resign? How come? Well done..." Chen Guang suddenly stopped talking, he thought of the evolutionary who suddenly attacked, could it be because of that?

It's a pity, I didn't expect my young lady to resign, so how can I see her after that.

"Did you miss it just like that..." Chen Guang went back to the hotel to tidy up his things, washed his hair, and then planned to go to Danfang as planned.

It's been 5 days, the Golden Week is almost over, and now there are many fewer people in Efang Palace, so it's easier for him to investigate.

In the end, he only took a few steps out of the hotel when he saw the female policewoman he was thinking of on the street.

"Hey!" Chen Guang hurriedly greeted.

Jin Mengzhu, who was waiting for someone, was also surprised: "It's you? Oh, you have been released."

"Yes, yes, Miss Sister, why did you resign? I thought I would never find you again!" Chen Guang was as happy as a child.

Jin Mengzhu said: "This business is different from what I imagined, I don't plan to do it anymore."

"Oh, so are you shopping now?" Chen Guang asked.

"No, I'm here with my friend to have my hair done, and she will have an interview later."

"Interview? What interview? Can I follow along?" Chen Guang made up his mind to follow Jin Mengzhu, at least he had to go to WeChat.

"Why are you following us as a man?" Jin Mengzhu hesitated.

Just at this time her friend came out of the store: "Mengzhu, I'm fine, let's go, huh? Who is this? Your boyfriend? It looks so small, does the old cow eat tender grass? I didn't expect Ah, it’s okay for you to take a bite.”

"..."