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As he said that, his face suddenly turned red: "I, we have already kissed, and I will be married to this woman in this life."

Looking at his innocent little virgin appearance, Jiang Huiyuan couldn't help reminding: "Hey, boy, I have to say something here, Evelyn is from the country of baguettes, and in their country, kissing people with tongue is just a common thing." It’s just a greeting, don’t go too far by yourself.”

"How, how is it possible!?" Song Shuheng said, "You are the one, what misunderstanding do you have about the baguette country? How can you say hello with tongue kisses? If there is such a country, I, I want to see it too."

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Song Shuheng left, coming and going quickly.He stole the high-level flying sword at home and ran away. If he didn't put it back in time, he would probably be beaten to death if he was discovered.

In any case, this was an explanation to Evelyn, and Concubine Song En felt better.

She went to the villa across the door with Jiang Huiyuan, and found Evelyn lying on the sofa with her hands covering the middle of her legs, with a painful expression on her face.

"No way!" Jiang Huiyuan looked at the charter woman in shock, "Your brother shoots so fast?"

"What nonsense!" Song Enfei slapped her on the arm, "Didn't he say everything and just kiss?"

"Then..." Jiang Huiyuan pondered for a while, and said tentatively, "Tongue speed?"

Concubine Song En: "..."

"No, no," Evelyn whimpered, "I was so happy just now, when I was running around the house, my feet slipped and I split a split. I felt like my ligaments were broken."

Jiang Huiyuan: "..."

This guy really follows the conservation of luck, when good things happen, bad things happen at the same time.However, how good or bad it is is metaphysical, and no one knows how the standard is set.

"Are you okay?" Song Enfei asked concerned.

Think about it carefully, if she and Song Shuheng get married, wouldn't she become Song Enfei's younger brother and sister in the future?

With one bad boy as a younger sibling and two bad boys as tenants, Concubine Song Enfei felt that her life seemed to have had too much contact with the bad boys.

She sighed secretly, she obviously just wanted to live a peaceful life, why couldn't she do so?

Sure enough, everything was the fault of this idiot zombie. If I hadn't come here that day, I wouldn't have met her, and if I hadn't met her, I wouldn't have been tricked like this.

"Why?" Jiang Huiyuan suddenly found Song Enfei looking at herself with strange eyes, "Charter, why are you looking at me affectionately, do you fall in love with me from the bottom of your heart? Don't do this, I am not casual People, why don't we start with the mandarin duck bath?"

"Get lost!" Concubine Song Enfei felt that she would be pissed to death by this idiot zombie sooner or later.

Evelyn pulled her crotch, but Jiang Huiyuan and Song Enfei couldn't help her rub it.However, a broken ligament is not enough. She is a villain after all, and no matter how poor her physique is, she is twice as strong as an ordinary person.And because "Fortuna", the oldest goddess in Rome, did not know what kind of strange godhead was mixed with it, even if her arms and legs were broken, she could grow back intact.Otherwise, it would be impossible for her to have no scars after hundreds of years of unlucky things accumulated.

So they poured a cup of hot water for Evelyn and planned to go back.Otherwise, it might be affected by Evelyn's weird luck again.

"Wait a minute!" But Evelyn stopped Concubine Song En.

"Huh?" Concubine Song En turned her head back, "What's the matter?"

Evelyn endured the pain and said, "You made the seal on Jiang Huiyuan, right?"

"Yes." Song Enfei nodded.

"Then... can you give me a seal too?" Evelyn asked.

She had thought about it, as long as her ability was partially weakened by the seal, and then she tried her best to control it, it should not affect the people around her.

Jiang Huiyuan suddenly realized: "So that's what your brother said!"

Song Enfei said to Evelyn: "If possible, I would naturally want to do it too, but things are not that simple."

Jiang Huiyuan also nodded and said: "The charter woman can seal me, because I already have the relevant array on me, which is very targeted. I don't think this thing may be useful to you."

"Is that so..." Evelyn froze immediately.

Concubine Song En said: "Give me some time, and I'll try to see if I can research one that suits you based on that pattern."

For her brother, she also fought hard, even if her hair was burned a few times in the future, she would admit it.

"Well, thank you," Evelyn said gratefully, "I'm so lucky to have met you nice people."

Unexpectedly, as soon as she said this, Jiang Huiyuan and Song Enfei's expressions changed drastically.

"Lucky?"

"Doesn't that mean..."

"what--"

Jiang Huiyuan and Song Enfei screamed and fled out of the villa in a hurry, Song Enfei's wig fell at the door in a hurry.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Jiang Huiyuan shouted while running.

"Is my hair okay?" Concubine Song En asked Jiang Huiyuan in panic, "Is my hair not losing any more?"

She has been raised for a long time, and she is going to be boiled into instant noodles again.If this was ruined again, she would really cry.

"It's okay," Jiang Huiyuan took the opportunity to wrap her arms around Concubine Song En, patted her on the back and comforted her, "I have me."

Concubine Song Enfei felt quite at ease at first, but after thinking about it later, it's not right!It seems that my hair was burned by her last time!Why do I feel at ease in her arms?

"Stay away from me!" She quickly pushed Jiang Huiyuan away, holding her head in her hands, "No, don't burn my hair anymore."

"Tsk—" After finally catching a chance to make out, Jiang Huiyuan felt it was a pity that she reacted to it.

……

"I'm sorry." Evelyn said this in the room, but Jiang Huiyuan and Song Enfei must not have heard it.

She rubbed her inner thighs, it was unimaginable that she had never experienced the pain of the splits.It's a good thing she's not a man, otherwise the two pains added together, the consequences would be horrific.

"Oh," Evelyn suddenly remembered, "Why did you forget to tell them about that again?"

That was more than ten days ago, she heard a sound coming from the backyard, but she went out to check but found nothing.She lives alone in such a big house, so she is inevitably a little scared when encountering such a thing.

She was going to ask Concubine Song Enfei if there were any rumors of ghosts in this villa. Otherwise, there are so many high-end villas on such a large hillside, why is there only one family in Xiliang Yaozhuang?

But her confused personality was forgotten as soon as she looked back, and she didn't remember it until she heard that voice again when Jiang Huiyuan and the others went out a few days ago.

At that time, she was too hungry to have any strength, so she didn't check it.

"They probably won't dare to see me again today, let's talk to them next time." Evelyn once again put this matter behind her.But if she didn't tell, Jiang Huiyuan and the others would never know.

……

Miyamoto Umbrella is a reformer.

In the words of her hometown, it is a "human weapon".

She belongs to Nikko Toshogu Shrine, and her memory before the age of 12 is completely blank, and after that, it is full of memories of killing people for the organization.

She is a bit special, she does not kill ordinary people, but specifically targets evolutionists.This is how her body was transformed.

So far in the past 3 years, more than 50 powerful evolutionaries have died in her hands, the weakest of which is also at the military level, and there are several at the strategic level.

Miyamoto Umbrella's biggest wish is...

Chapter 211 Chapter 206 The Adventures of Miyamoto Umbrella

Miyamoto Umbrella's biggest wish is to have an A-cup chest.

A very sad wish.

But because she was transformed when she was 12 years old, although the touch of all the skin on her body has not changed, the strength has reached the level of titanium alloy.If she wants to stretch and support such a skin, her secondary sexual characteristics, which may not be many, are obviously very weak.

Although she drinks milk every day and massages her breasts every day, it still doesn't change the fact that she is often regarded as a monster whose head can turn 180 degrees in hot springs.

However, Miyamoto Umbrella did not give up.She told herself that she was only 15 years old and still had a future.As long as you work hard, one day you will be rewarded.

In addition to breast augmentation, she also needs to perform the tasks given by the organization.

For example, this time, she was sent to Xiakong City in Qin Naguo with the task of stalking.

There is no need to do extra things, she just needs to grasp the position of Tsing Yi leader at all times.

Miyamoto Umbrella was not registered with the Mysterious Alliance because it was only a human being, not an evolutionary.Through the arrangement of the organization, she successfully sneaked into Qin Naguo without attracting any attention.

The Sunshine Tosho Palace has made a clear investigation, and it is known that the Tsing Yi leader is currently living in a villa called "Xiliang Yaozhuang".

She was there right away.

According to the data, there is a powerful barrier around the entire Xiliang Yaozhuang, which is inaccessible to ordinary people, so she has a lot of space to lurk.

Miyamoto Umbrella opened her mouth first, and pulled out her core equipment... the Umbrella.

This umbrella is a black technology product of the science fiction evolution.Generally speaking, this kind of thing can only be used by the evolutionary himself.But since Miyamoto Umbrella herself is also an invention of that evolutionary, she can use this Umbrella that belongs to her own parts.

She propped up the parasol and activated its optical camouflage function.In this way, the naked eye cannot find her.

Then, she activated the anti-gravity device in her body, reducing the earth's gravitational pull on her to one-tenth.Then she quickly climbed the mountain wall and came to the top of the small hill where Xiliang Yaozhuang is located.

Miyamoto Umbrella is a modified human for evolution. Her Umbrella has an anti-reconnaissance device and will not be discovered by the enchantment.

After she came to the top of the mountain to observe the layout, she chose the villa closest to Xiliang Yaozhuang.Looking at the fallen leaves piled up in the swimming pool in the backyard of this villa, you can tell that this place has been unoccupied for a long time, and it is the most suitable place to lurk here to observe the Tsing Yi leader.

So Miyamoto Umbrella released the anti-gravity device and fell into the swimming pool.

Holding an umbrella, she circled slowly in the air, as if a goddess descended to earth.She's fallen in love with this pose ever since she's seen a heroine appear like this in a movie, and she loves landing like this even when no one is watching.

then……

Snapped!

It had just rained the day before she came and the pool was slippery.She stepped on the fallen leaves, became unsteady, and fell on all fours.

"Wow——" In order not to be discovered, Miyamoto Umbrella tried her best to cover her mouth to prevent herself from screaming.

[This is too bad luck, I obviously picked a dry leaf to settle down, why is there a puddle of water hidden under it? 】She rubbed her butt, but fortunately she landed on her back, if her chest hit the floor, she would feel so bad.

Umbrella Miyamoto used the umbrella as a crutch to stand up.As a cyborg, her balance system is still very perfect. Just now, because she was concentrating on the concave shape, she didn't have time to open it.

This time, even if the bottom of the pool is slippery again, she will not fall.

Snapped!

Miyamoto Umbrella, who had just stood firm, fell head-on this time and fell hard.

【Why! ! ? 】She was shocked. It's too unscientific for a super-reformed person like herself to fall twice in the same place!

Moreover, the chest was still on the ground, and the bust that was 0.01 cm larger after so much effort would shrink back again?

Distressed.

She immediately activated the intelligent auxiliary chip in her body to analyze the cause of what happened just now.

It turned out that she found that it was because a part of her waist was installed backwards.

【how so?What do those people eat? 】

Miyamoto Umbrella remembers that she had just done a full set of maintenance in the organization before going abroad. It was done by the assistants of the doctor who transformed her. Why did there be such a low-level mistake as parts installed backwards?

And because of the particularity of this part, she didn't notice any abnormality at all along the way. It wasn't until a fall just now that the position of the part deviated, which exposed the problem.

[There is no way to go now. 】

According to the analysis, she is no different from paralyzed from the waist down.It was very difficult to stand up again.

But this doesn't bother Miyamoto Umbrella, as long as she is given a little time, she can disassemble the part and reassemble it by herself.

But before that, she needs to move a bit, she can't disassemble her body in this swimming pool full of dead leaves and mud, can she?

So she activated the assistive device attached to her waistband.

This is what the doctor did for her this time.

She still remembered what the doctor said before going out.

"Umbrella, this is my latest invention, the Yongye No. 8 rocket belt, this belt is amazing, there are 8 gears in total, from the lowest suspension to the highest Mach 20, you can adjust it freely, the critical moment can help you escape."

[If the switch is on, it should be this one. 】Miyamoto Umbrella touched a sensor area of ​​the chip to be worn, touched it with his index finger, the chip embedded in the bone completed the authentication, and the rocket belt was activated.

Then... Boom!

Miyamoto Umbrella hit the wall of the pool.

Before losing consciousness, her last thought was: [Why does this belt start from the highest gear?Doesn't it generally change from slow to fast? 】

This is not over yet. After hitting an obstacle, the belt automatically adjusts its angle, breaks through the speed of sound with a bang, and rushes into the sky with the Miyamoto umbrella in a burst of sonic boom.

Miyamoto Umbrella had already been knocked unconscious at the first blow, so she couldn't control the belt, so she could only let the belt take her flying a few times.