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"Brat! My door! My door! Why are you kicking like the silly girls before?! Knock on the door! Knock on the door, don't you understand!"

Before Si You walked in, he saw a...uh...big mouse?

An old man with a big mouse walking upright, about the height of Si You's waist, with a long gray beard, wearing a patched robe, and leaning on a cane.

Gandalf the mouse?

This was the first thing that popped into Si You's mind.

"this……"

"My door, you pay, this amount!"

The big mouse stood on the ground with its crutches, then rubbed the left hand of both hands together in the familiar international gesture asking for money, and made a three with the right hand.

"Three... three hundred?"

From Si You's point of view, even if he didn't kick that kick, he wouldn't last long. Although he didn't know how the demon world's currency was calculated, three hundred should be a lot.

"Three hundred? Make a lot of money...! Ah bah, three thousand gold, if you lose a penny, I will sue you to the security booth, and let the master of the government cure your stinky problems!"

"How about the currency of the demon world?"

Si You turned his head and asked Shiranui Mohua.

"A piece of gold can comfortably spend a day, and it is not an ordinary currency, it is very rare."

"..."

Si You was silent, then quickly turned around and grabbed the big mouse by the collar.

"Old guy, are you cheating on me?"

Volume 171 Fusion Volume: Chapter 110 Chapter [-] Chapter [-] Clue: Kaifangzhu

After Si You's calculations, he said that three hundred is too much, but this old bastard is three thousand?Is this door made of gold?

But this catch turned out to be empty. Si You looked at the empty clothes in his hand in surprise, only to see that the big mouse had already slipped to the other side with his crutches. The shape and position of the clothes are different, and the clothes are basically the same style.

"Still slippery?"

But this move made Si Yougao take a look at the big mouse, at least he is a bit capable, not a pure liar.

"Which stinky boy is this? He's so impolite. If he comes up and kicks the door, he won't say anything, but he's still doing it?!"

After speaking, he even popped out a finger, making an international mocking gesture.

Hey, I have a bad temper, Si You rolled up his sleeves, if the old guy said one more shit, he would be able to tear this apart.

"Grandpa Lai Haoshu, we are here to buy information."

Mohua Shiranui stood up in time.

"Who are you?"

"I don't know the fire red lotus."

"red lotus……?"

Si You looked at Shiranui in surprise... I didn't know who it was, but when the other party turned his head expressionlessly and glanced at Si You, Si You immediately understood.

This is Mohua wearing Honglian's name.

"The red lotus of the Shiranui family?"

The big mouse called Lai Haoshu widened his eyes, and pushed the small round glasses on the bridge of his nose - Si You didn't realize until now that the other party was still wearing glasses.

"You are ashamed, I thought you were a monster in trouble somewhere."

You're so disgraced, how bad is your environment?Si You took the responsibility for his kick in an instant, and threw all the blame on Lai Haoshu.

"Forget it, since I'm here to buy information..."

"Will this break the door?"

Si You just thought this way, after all, he took care of his business, so he wouldn't ask for money for such a bad family.But Si You soon found out that he was wrong.

"This door, you can give three hundred."

Good guy, are you still thinking about three hundred?Si You was a little speechless, what kind of weird monster is this, did he take advantage of Qian Qian?

"Let's be reasonable. It takes three hundred to break the door? It's only thirty to buy a new door, right?"

"Who wants to reason with you?"

After one sentence, Si You had nothing to say, and the old hooligan said it was unreasonable.

"I said it's worth three hundred, so it's worth three hundred! You don't know, my door has been kicked by many big men, and your kick has ruined its artistry..."

"Then I'm also a big shot, adding new value to your artwork, don't you thank me?"

"What kind of big shot are you?"

Lai Haoshu paused on his crutches, and looked at Si You carefully.

"I thought you, a well-known information dealer in the demon world, would know who I am without saying anything. Now it seems that's the case?"

Si You showed a mocking smile and ran away.

"After all, I don't need to keep in mind all the trivial things in my intelligence, so..." Lai Haoshu compared his nails: "You may only be this old."

Is this quarrel going to end?Si You tried his best to suppress his violent temper. For some reason, this Lai Haoshu seemed to be born with sarcasm. He was not particularly angry at first, but the old guy just teased him a little, and Si You felt his blood surge.

This is the rhythm of the horoscope.

"You come and talk to him!"

Si You decided to hand over the right to speak to Mohua Shiranui, while he retreated to wait for the result.

"We need clues to God's name."

Mohua Shiranui is very straightforward, and he goes straight to the topic when he comes up.

"God's name?"

Lai Haoshu read it repeatedly in a low voice. I don't know if it was an illusion. Si You felt that Lai Haoshu's aura suddenly changed, but Si You couldn't tell what exactly changed.

"Looks like big business."

Leaning on crutches, Lai Haoshu slowly walked to the sofa that was still in good condition and sat down cross-legged, and pointed to the dirty sofa with various holes and oil stains on the opposite side.

"Please sit down."

Si You didn't even know about such a sofa, how could this old guy have the face to say "Please sit down" in a serious manner.

But at least he could barely sit. Thinking about it this way, Si You didn't force it. This obviously requires money, and the stingy guy can have a good sofa, and he is not even willing to add new clothes.

Si You led Shiranui Mohua to sit down slowly, the sofa made a painful creaking sound, Si You quickly moved half of his buttocks, and sat on the edge.

If this sofa is broken, God knows how much this Lai Haoshu will charge. For example, how many big men have sat on this sofa?

Si You saw a trace of pity in Lai Haoshu's eyes, and couldn't help but sneered, as expected.

"You said you came here to find clues to the name of the gods."

"I have a lot of clues about the god's name here. I don't know which god's name you are looking for?" Lai Haoshu's first two sentences were still professional, but the tone of the last sentence became lewd: "Of course, Let God judge the price."

After finishing speaking, he rubbed his furry paws in front of Siyou and Shiranui Mohua again.

Although it is true that you need money to open the door to do business, why is it so unpleasant for this guy to ask for money?Si You remained silent, and turned his gaze to Shiranui Mohua.

He was afraid that if he opened his mouth, he would fight this old man endlessly.

"The old god of death."

Mohua Shiranui replied.

"The old god of death?"

Lai Haoshu's eyes, which were not too big, narrowed into a line, and then he smiled wretchedly.

"Hehehe... Interesting, this is so interesting. I thought about many possibilities, but I didn't expect that the one I found was Sui Shashen."

"Unfortunately, this god is the most expensive, thirty thousand gold."

Co-authoring yourself is ten times more expensive than the door?This old guy was really asking for prices before, right?

"Even if it is the Shiranui clan, it is impossible to take out so many gold goods at one time, whether it can be traded with copper or silver goods."

"Since you are Guren from the Shiranui family, you should know the rules here, no credit, no currency transactions other than gold."

Lai Haoshu tapped the head of the cane with his fingers, and looked at Si You with a proud face: "If I'm not wrong, this one is Sui Sha Shen himself, right?"

How did you guess that?Si You said nothing.

"After all, I can't think of anyone other than God who can break my door, hahahahahahahaha!"

Si You was startled, what kind of bullshit theory is this, is that door so stupid?

"Since you can't pay, then hurry up and get out. Remember, my school costs three hundred gold... Oh, no, the price was raised by God, four hundred gold."

Well, Si You suspects that Lai Haoshu just wants to increase the value of the door.

"Okay, then thirty thousand gold goods."

"???"

"Deal! Shiranui's business is straightforward and generous."

"Didn't you just say that the Shiranui Clan couldn't get it out, didn't you?"

"Of course you have to bargain when doing business."

Looking at the serious Shiranui Mohua, Si You was speechless for a while, is this called bargaining?Bargaining is a one-sentence thing without even discussing the conditions?

"Let's sign the contract here. After signing, I will naturally tell you the clue, and it is the most direct clue."

Lai Haoshu pulled out the yellowed paper from nowhere and placed it on the wooden table.

"Is there still a contract?"

Si You picked up the so-called contract and looked at it. It was indeed a contract. It was very simple. It was nothing more than what information was paid by both parties. Obviously, the column for the specific information was just filled in by Lai Haoshu. It's just that I don't know how to fill in this stuff under my nose.

Si You was a little puzzled and couldn't see through the mouse.

After Shiranui Mohua took the contract, he took out a stamp-like thing from his arms, and stamped it on it.

"Very well, that's all."

Lai Haoshu nodded in satisfaction, and after taking back the contract, he sniffed the smell with his nose intoxicated: "Ah! It's the smell of money."

"Sigh, I will sigh later, where is the information?"

"Young people are really in a hurry. I don't have any patience. Of course, I won't delay you."

Lai Haoshu rolled up the contract and put it away with a look of disdain, then took out another piece of paper, put it on the wooden table, and tapped it with his cane.

"The clues you want are here."

Si You couldn't wait to pick up the paper, the ink on it was very old, obviously it had been written for a long time, which made Si You have to complain about how many notes with various clues Lai Haoshu wrote, and How to quickly find the corresponding clues.

I saw three big characters written on it - Master Haifang.

"Master Kaifang?"

Shiranui Mohua obviously also saw these three words, and immediately introduced: "Umibozu is one of the few great monsters in the demon world who are not in Qiannianjing. The former adults are too lazy to care about him, as long as there is no trouble, let him play with himself."

"Why don't you bother with him?"

"Because I'm too lazy to care about him."

Si You was a little dazed at first, but then realized that it meant literally, and he really just didn't care about it.

skirt~

Volume 172 Fusion Volume: Chapter 110 Chapter [-] [-] I just think the Security Pavilion is awesome

"Remember, the money has to arrive within five days. I don't allow credit here. If there is no money, I will sue the Shiranui family to the security booth."

He was obviously just an intelligence dealer, but in the end he just opened his mouth and sued the security booth.

Si You waved his hand to show that he knew, and left the dilapidated building directly. Anyway, he didn't pay for the money, so he couldn't be more polite to this old guy who didn't like him.

"Hmph... brat."