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Volume 818 Breaking Dawn: Chapter 160 Chapter [-] Chapter [-] The Truth of Zashiki Doji

"What are those two guys trying to do?"

Si You pretended to be a passer-by, with his hands in his pockets, pretending to be a criminal, leaning against a corner wall, shaking his legs with the music in the earphones, and squinting.

If you want to say how bad these monsters are, they are definitely not that bad, but if you want to say that they are funny, they are really funny, and if they are not done well, there may be some ridiculous troubles.

It's not impossible to go directly to strike up a conversation, but they don't recognize themselves, they recognize Xiangli.

I saw Bai Ze first squatting down and whispering to Zashiki Ware, then Zashiki Ware showed an extremely suspicious expression, and then Bai Ze pointed to the cart on the other side and said something.

"Just come a little closer."

I felt that these two people who looked dazed would not realize that I, a "passer-by" was staring at them... Rather, there were already many people staring at them.

The costume and hair look like COS costumes on the city streets. Although Bai Ze has squinted eyes, he can be regarded as a handsome guy with small eyes.

Si You pretended to be passing by, bought a cup of milk tea, sat on the nearby fence, and pretended to use his mobile phone.

To his surprise, from the moment he came here and sat down, Zashiki Doji who was not far away started staring at him.

"Are you so vigilant?"

was discovered?After all, I still underestimated these monsters... Si You unconsciously squeezed the cup in his hand, and then put the milk tea aside.

Zashiki Waruji's eyes moved down along with the cup.

"..."

Withdrawing the foreword, this guy is not looking at him at all, he is looking at the original milk in his hand!

On this side, Si You was staring, on the other side, Zashiki-douji looked away reluctantly, just because Si You quickly finished the milk tea and left an empty cup beside him.

"How do you think about it? Ice cream, and that thing that looks like coffee milk, and the candied haws over there... Well, I didn't expect this world to have it, and children would like it."

Bai Ze stretched out his fingers to point, and Zashiki Warou followed the direction of Bai Ze's fingers with his eyes flying wildly.

"Does it have to be like this?"

"It's you who want to eat, not me." Bai Ze twirled the curly hair on his head with his fingers: "Besides, it's not normal for a monster to get hungry so quickly, right?"

"As long as you want to eat, you are hungry!"

Zashiki-douji said with a cross on his waist and hummed.

"Then what are you waiting for?"

"Even if I want to eat, I have principles!"

Zashiki-douji forcibly took his eyes away from the hand pancakes that the young lady across the street had just bought: "I wouldn't go there without the smell of a poor family."

"Then Miss Aihua is not poor."

Bai Ze persuasively said: "Look, Aihua's house is so big!"

"Aika's house is a shrine, right?"

"She receives money from the government every month."

"It doesn't look like she brought the money."

Si You listened and nodded silently, but she didn't bring the money she loved to spend. Strictly speaking, the money was obtained when Si You was "a ghost".

Zashiki Doji made an OK gesture with his hands, and said seriously: "Aika is more terrifying than the God of Poverty, if it is said that normal people have so much wealth."

"Then her fortune is only so much."

Saying that, Zashiki-douji lowered his hand.

"So much is...?"

"Just not."

Si You quickly turned his head away, he was afraid that he would accidentally laugh out loud.

But judging from Zashiki Doji's description, it seems that ordinary people are not much better, it's only a circle, and it turns out that poor people are the main theme of the world.

"If it wasn't for that shrine, maybe her luck would turn into bad luck..."

Zashiki Warji stopped halfway through his speech, his eyes were unconsciously attracted by the food, this time, it was grilled scallops.

Bai Ze sighed slightly: "Since you don't want to, then let's hurry up and find Master Yuzaoqian as soon as possible."

"I'll smell it again!"

The soles of Zashiki Waruji's feet felt like clogs had been stuck into the concrete floor, and he couldn't move them.

It seems that he came to look for Yu Zaoqian, Si You has a bottom line in his heart.

As for how these two knew that Yuzao was here before, there is a good chance that Aihua told them. After all, not long ago, Aihua came here to travel, and she played a group book with two old foxes and spent a " A fulfilling and meaningful” foreign journey.

"Wouldn't you be able to eat these if you find them earlier?"

Bai Ze felt helpless.

They've been standing here for a while, and if it wasn't for that, he wouldn't be able to let Zashiki-douji find someone to hang him up, and make some money by the way.

They despise gaining ill-gotten gains, but with the money obtained through legitimate means, there is no pressure to share a share of the pie.

"The present is the present, and the future is the future." Zashiki-douji talked about his own life philosophy like a little adult while breathing in: "Do you eat your favorite strawberry on the cake first or last?"

"I eat first."

Bai Ze replied.

"Then you will lose the happiness of enjoying the strawberries after eating the cake."

Bai Ze cocked his mouth: "Then what if I eat later?"

"Then the first half of your time eating cake will be full of regrets and tasteless, and the cake will lose the experience it should bring you, because your expectations are on strawberries."

Bai Ze was a little speechless, but still asked patiently: "Then how do you choose?"

"So, the future can't make up for the present, and the present can't equal the future." Zashiki-douji shrugged, with a life-short expression on his face: "This is a problem that has troubled me for a long time."

Living in Bengbu, Si You only felt that these two people were talking about cross talk.

Just set up a stall on the side of the road.Si You shook his head, walked to the opposite stall, and bought two ice creams and a bunch of candied haws.

Then he walked to the side of Shirasawa and Zashiki Warji.

"The solution to this problem is, I want it all."

Si You bent down slightly and handed over the ice cream in his hand: "Children only make choices, just find a way to get another strawberry."

"You are……?"

Bai Ze looked at Si You who appeared suddenly, and opened his slightly squinted eyes a little. It's not like he didn't notice that this person was beside them all the time.

After all, Zashiki Doji stared at his milk tea for a long time.

He originally thought it was just a passerby, but he didn't expect that this person would come up to deliver food on his own initiative?

"what do you want?"

There is not much pure goodwill in the world of monsters. You have to give something to get what you get. The human world is much better, but many times, the rules followed by the monster world still apply.

If the opponent's picture is...

As soon as Bai Ze had some thoughts in his mind, he was interrupted by Zashiki Doji.

"Hiss - hiss -!"

"I just said, it's right to stay a little longer."

How did you eat it? !If someone gives it to you, just pick it up!Bai Ze looked at the Zashiki warji who had already started eating, and suddenly lost his mind.

Si You looked at Bai Ze with black hair, smiled and handed over another ice cream.

"I have that too?"

Bai Ze was a little surprised.

"Don't worry, I didn't mean to harm you."

Si Youle shook the ice cream in his hand happily, and said, "Get to know me, I am the current 'landlord' of your ex-Master Yuzao, you can call me Nightingale, or Hua Wuji."

Volume 819 Breaking Dawn: Chapter 160 Chapter [-] Five Forget it

Si You took the bewildered two to a cafe and sat down.

"smell good!"

Zashiki Doji sighed, and immediately shocked Bai Ze.

"Are you hungry again?"

It seems that I was not tortured by this sentence along the way, and I almost became PTSD.

"really."

Unexpectedly, Zashiki-douji rubbed his stomach seriously with his hands, checked the condition of his stomach, and then nodded: "It's hungry again."

"Didn't you just eat it?!"

Bai Ze lowered his voice, and kept slapping the table with his hands in short bursts.

It's not that he doesn't want to yell louder, it's because the cafe is quite quiet, there are only a few tables of guests, and he still has to face Bai Ze.

"It's okay, just eat again."

Si You didn't really care about it, big stomach king, every ethnic group should have a character created by this person.Human beings have it, and monsters will naturally have it, so it's not surprising.

"What to eat?"

He took Si You's mobile phone, scanned the QR code to order, and Zashiki Doji quickly poked on the screen of the mobile phone unceremoniously, and placed an order for almost all the cakes and a cup of coffee in the store in an instant, making Bai Ze's face stiff when watching up.

He still cared more about the word "polite", and one more thing, the person in front of him was the landlord of Lord Yuzao.

What if... Yuzao-sama also owes money?It was kind of embarrassing for him.

As for how he believed that the other party was Yuzaqian's landlord without proof, in fact, Siyou asked Leviathan to send a photo of Yuzaqian's current life to his phone.

This object, even in the demon world, is definitely a rarity—this old fox is wearing Xiao Taoxin pajamas and earphones, concentrating on fighting in front of the monitor, keyboard and mouse.

Looking at Bai Ze whose face was a little stiff with a smile, Si You smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll treat you."

"Then trouble you."

Bai Ze's tone of voice could not help but become more polite.

"Small idea."

To Si You, this is really a trivial matter, among other things, just the number on the payment software on his mobile phone, most people don't call him Dad, but Brother Sheng is still okay.

Even if you buy this cafe, you don't have to bat an eye.

To be honest, with so much money in his hands, Si You was a little excited at first.When he got off the Leviathan, he was still thinking about being looked down upon by luxury shop assistants and high-end restaurants in various urban novels, and pretending to be slapped in the face, or heroes saving the beauty, saving money and other vulgar things And an innocent girl caught in the water and fire.

It can only be said that the imagination is quite good, and the Internet articles in the previous life were not harmful.

It wasn't until the actual Siyou realized that no matter which luxury store it was, everyone was very polite, and the waiters in high-end restaurants were polite, and as for the hero saving the beauty...

When he saw all kinds of youthful and energetic beautiful girls on the street, he was bored.

Well, it's all quite ordinary, why don't he transform himself to see himself.No matter how bad it is, who in the watchmen is not better than these guys with some blemishes on their faces?

Appetite is definitely changing.

"American style is bitter, I suggest you drink caramel macchiato or cappuccino." Si You glanced at the phone after taking it back: "Is there milk?"

"Look at it and change it for me."

Zashiki-douji swayed his short legs, indicating that Si You would be in charge, but his eyes wandered to the bar.

There is a glass window with samples of various cakes.

By the way, he also ordered drinks for Bai Ze and himself, and Si You put down his phone.There are not many people in the cafe, but the rate of returning to their table is still high.

"I heard from you outside that you seem to have some plan to make money?"

"Ah... yes, originally I wanted this guy to improve the business of any roadside stall owner, and then we would share the money."

"..."

The co-author used the zashiki boy as a lucky boy, and it was promised to be the guy who brought good luck. Why did the business narrow down instead?