"The so-called Shampoo Shiatsu is to use a specially blended Chinese prescription liquid to control people's memory by pressing the acupuncture points on the head. It is a super terrifying boxing method."
"That's why Miss Xiaomi forgot Lei Jun's existence."
"Really? So I forgot the important existence, how painful! How hopeless! It feels like life has no meaning at all!"
"It turns out that Xiao Mi will be so sad because he forgot Lei Jun..."
"I thought she was only sad about money."
"Lei Jun, please help Miss Xiaomi recover her memory." Xiaoqian begged.
"But……"
"As a father, please help my poor daughter." Tiandao Zaoyun's eyes were full of tears.
Looking at the eagerly looking eyes of everyone, and thinking of staying at Tiandao House as a diner during this period of time, Lei Qiu could only shrug his shoulders, "Okay..."
According to Xiaoqian's suggestion, the best way to restore memory is to go to some places you have been to, so please go on a date!
As a place for young men and women to date, playgrounds have always occupied the top three positions, so the first stop is the playground.
"Ah, it's Xiaomi! Are you dating Lei Jun?" It didn't take long before he met a classmate from Fenglinguan High School.
A few girls got together, chatted and laughed, and said goodbye after a while, "I won't disturb your date, goodbye."
"You are so popular." Even Lei Qiu couldn't help but sigh, when it comes to communication skills, Xiao Mi must be top-notch.
"Of course, they are all my potential clients." Xiao Mi was taken aback as she spoke, "Hey, why would I say such a thing?"
Lei Qiu was speechless. Sure enough, he had forgotten all his memories. It cannot be said that all you sell are photos of yourself.
"Let's go get something to drink!" Lei Qiu said, holding Xiao Mi's hand, and walked into a dessert room.
"Ray, this guy is pretty good at it!" Ranma said after seeing the scene of a few furtive figures following behind the two in the flower bed.
"Someone should study hard." Xiaoqian couldn't help expressing her opinion, causing Ranma to turn her head after hearing it. The two looked at each other for a while and then snorted and turned their heads away.
"The big thing is not good!" A panda suddenly hit Ranma on the head with a wooden sign, and pointed to the side when he was about to get angry, and saw Shanpu rushing into the playground with two hammers in his hands.
Ranma: "Shanpu, why did she come here?"
Xiaoqian: "It seems to be chasing Mr. Lei."
Panda: "Is this the obsession of women? It's scary!"
Xiao Qian clenched her fist violently, "No, Shan Pu must not be allowed to ruin Lei Jun's date with sister, I want to stop her!"
Ranma pulled her back, "Idiot! You are not her match, I have a way..."
"Let's take a look, the new introduction of Huaguo National Treasure Giant Panda Live Interactive Performance, participants will have the opportunity to win great prizes. Miss, congratulations on being selected as the lucky guest of this event, please join our National Treasure Panda Let's interact!"
The female ranma hostess who was completely disguised stopped Shan Pu who was looking for something, and recommended enthusiastically.
"I have other things to do!" Shan Pu looked like the wife of the mistress, her two beautiful big eyes were patrolling the four directions.
"Hey, what a pity! The prize is a one-week trip to Shinjuku Hot Springs for two people, which is a great place for couples."
"One week's hot spring tour for two." Shanpu was a little moved, and the female Ranma laughed secretly, "Let's go! The children are waiting to watch the performance, Miss Sister, the opportunity is rare!"
"Okay! Next, please let us enjoy the performance of the guest breeder feeding the panda..."
After the giant panda was fed No.20 bamboo by Shan Pu, Lei Qiu and Xiao Mi walked out of the dessert shop and went to the next project.
"Ah! It's my dear!" Shan Pu threw the bamboo in her hand and was about to run towards Lei Qiu's, when Ranma suddenly put a panda leather sheath on her from behind.
"Dear guest, it's not over yet. Next is the panda fighting performance. Everyone is looking forward to your performance!"
The panda that performed before showed its naive appearance before, roaring and rushing towards Shanpu.
"Pfft!" In the next second, he was sent flying, and it was a shriveled and thin old lady who shot him.
"Ah! The national treasure was blown away!"
"Where did the old lady come from..."
There was a lot of discussion in the audience, saying that this program was really unexpected and very exciting.
Shanpu managed to take off the panda headgear, and suddenly kicked in the direction of the female ranma, and she easily avoided it by turning over several times in a row.
"So it's you!" Shan Pu obviously recognized the identity of the female Ranma.
"I'm sorry, I can't let you disturb Lei Qiu and Xiao Mi now." Ranma said in an attacking posture.
"I'll leave it to my great-grandmother here, Shanpu, go find your grandson-in-law." The old woman jumped out with a cane.
Grandmother's Rival. "
"For Xiaoqian's sake, I'll make an exception and help you once." At this moment, Liang Ya suddenly appeared on the sidelines, and said with his arms crossed.
"Good teeth!" Xiaoqian looked very touched.
Ranma asked, "Little P, where did you come from?"
"Boom!" Liang Ya punched Ranma on the head, clenched his fist and said: "Deal with the enemy first, idiot! Hmph! Don't think that I will be merciful if you are an old man, and I will only go all out when dealing with the enemy."
"Old man too." Shanpu's great-grandmother said.
"Go together!"
Ranma yelled, and rushed up side by side with Liangya, but they were handsome for less than three seconds, and they were quickly beaten to the ground.
"It's so strong! It's not an opponent of the same level at all!" Xiaoqian was dumbfounded, gritting her teeth and was about to charge up.
"Go away!" Coral rushed out at this time, and the two had a fight on the stage. In the end, Coral was the winner and rushed off the stage.
"Honey!" She quickly locked on the target, and then she was jealous, only to see Xiao Mi smiled and hugged Lei Qiu's arm.
There seemed to be something called "hostility" in the air, and even the people who were visiting the garden felt a cool atmosphere.
"She has lost her memory and is still pestering Lei, she is really an annoying woman." Shan Pu's eyes were filled with murderous intent.
"Hehe, although I don't know what you mean, but I think no man would like a woman who can only beat and kill." Xiao Mi did her part and mocked aloud.
"Is that so, dear?"
Facing the aggressive eyes of Shan Pu and Xiao Mi, Lei Qiu only felt a headache. This is why he would rather face the legendary evil ultimate creature than get entangled with a woman.
I'm just an innocent and poor Pikachu!
It's a pity he can't!
Lei Qiu coughed and said, "No matter what, fighting is bad!"
Hearing the words, Xiao Mi showed a successful trick smile, and suddenly said, "In this case, let's face off in a normal way of dating men and women, and the loser will withdraw voluntarily!"
As a result, the three of them experienced thrilling projects such as a roller coaster and a giant pendulum for a day. For this, Xiao Mi and Shan Pu lay in bed for three whole days, which also gave Lei Qiu the long-lost tranquility.
While taking care of Xiao Mi, Xiao Qian couldn't help asking, "Sister Xiao Mi, when did you recall Mr. Lei again?"
Xiao Mi was lazily lying on the bedside flipping through magazines, propping her chin with one hand, and nodded casually, "It's true that I forgot it at first, but when I saw him for the first time, I remembered it again. "
"It turns out that my sister has such deep feelings for Lei Jun." Xiaoqian couldn't help but think to herself.
"That man smells like money..." Xiao Mi thought to himself.
Chapter 34 Evil Revival!Babaozhai
Hida Takayama
In the darkest place deep in the mountains, an evil spirit is trying to revive!
Accompanied by a loud noise from the center of the mountain, a black shadow shot out...
"Hahaha! I'm finally free! Saotome Genma, Tendao Soun, just wait! I'll come to you soon!!"
It didn't take long for strange events to occur in nearby villages, causing far-reaching terror...
At the same time, the Heavenly Daoists, Nuxuan Ma and Tiandao Zhaoyun are already playing chess.
"Suddenly there is an ominous premonition." Nuxuan had already slammed down a horse.
Tiandao Zaoyun ate the opponent's chess pieces, and said with a serious face: "The shrine also suddenly cracked, which is an ominous sign."
"Wow ha ha ha ha! Maybe there is a monster revived."
"Monster?" Tiandao Zaoyun's eyes flashed brightly, "It can't be that monster?"
"Ahahahaha! Because I have been playing chess for too long and haven't practiced, my strength has weakened!" Saotome Genma said, overturning the chessboard, and immediately picked up his bags, "I'm going to practice in the mountains."
"You only flipped the chessboard when you lost!" Tiandao Zaoyun yelled, carrying a package without slowing down, "Let's go together!"
As soon as the two arrived at the entrance, the door opened with a "swish", and Xiaoqian and Ranma walked in, "Father, uncle, this old man said he knew you."
A short stature, with only a little white hair growing on both sides of his head, an old man with a wretched complexion held the cigarette stick behind his back and said hello, "Yo, Zaoyun, Xuanma, we meet again!"
"Master... Master Baozhai! Are you okay?" Tiandao Zaoyun suddenly jumped forward, hugged the old man in his arms and cried bitterly.
"Wow ha ha ha ha! Look, you are still very energetic!"
"What a teacher and apprentice!" Ranma and Xiaoqian looked at each other.
"Master, I miss you so much, old man!" Tiandao Zaoyun said, and suddenly used the assassination fist to attack Babaozhai from behind.
"Go!" Babaozhai blocked Tiandao Zaoyun's killing blow with only two fingers, and smashed him into the ceiling with just a twist of his fingers.
"So strong*2!" Ranma & Xiaoqian.
After easily solving Tiandao Zaoyun, Babaozhai turned his attention to another apprentice, and saw a giant panda playing with tires.
"Yo, Xuanma, you are still the same as when you were young, you haven't changed at all." Babaozhai poked the fat panda's belly with his withered fingers.
"You mistook me, I'm just an ordinary giant panda."—Panda holding a sign.
"Brother already, if you want to escape alone, you can't." Tiandao Zaoyun who didn't know when came down from the ceiling said bitterly.
"Ahaha! You brothers and sisters still have such a good relationship!" Babaozhai patted the shoulders of the two of them, making Xuanma and Tiandao Zaoyun under him tremble.
"What happened..."
The story begins more than ten years ago, when Tiandao Zaoyun and Xuanma worshiped Mr. Babaozhai together.
Practice hard.
After experiencing a series of incidents such as eating overlord meals and being broken into working in a restaurant, stealing villagers’ cows and being beaten, sneaking into the women’s bathroom but being discovered, the brothers finally decided to resist. With the help of the villagers, they used a lot of fine wine to put Babaozhai got drunk, and then sealed him in a mountainside while he was sleeping soundly.
"Master, rest in peace! We will inherit your legacy and carry forward your martial arts."
The brothers bid farewell to the "respected" master, went down the mountain together, married wives and had children, and lived a normal life.
"So, he is really the master of father and Uncle Xuanma." Xiaoqian couldn't help but glanced at the old man sitting on the main seat, enjoying the fine wine offered by his disciples.
"Wow ha ha ha! What a memorable day!" Babaozhai said drunkenly, "Thanks for not killing me at that time, I was still too young."
"Indeed."
"but……"
"...It's not too late now!"
Saotome Genma and Tiandao Zaoyun saw Babaozhai's drunken appearance, jumped up from their seats at the same time, and then were beaten violently again.
"Do you think I will be fooled a second time with the same move?"
"Ah, we are joking with you, master!"
"Oh? So it was a joke? But how are you going to compensate me for the resentment that has been sealed for so long!"
"It's over, the master is angry..."
As a result, when Lei Qiu and Xiao Mi came back, what they saw was a pitted Tiandao Dojo, as if it had experienced a bombing scene, with large holes appearing on the ground.
Lei Qiu found Zao Nuxuanma and Tiandao Zhaoyun in a certain cave, which had become charred and black, but they were completely comatose and could not wake up in a short time.
"That damned old man!" In the bathroom, he ran into a wet female Ranma. As for what happened to her, Lei Qiu thought about it and decided not to ask.
Because most of the rooms were affected by the battle, they could only sleep on the floor of the dojo that night and spent a difficult night.
However, it turned out that he was too naive, and the real nightmare began.
Before dawn the next day, everyone was woken up by a noise, and opened the door to see a group of men dressed in Yakuza rushed in.
As outstanding martial artists, the Tiandao family naturally wouldn't be afraid of mere Yakuza. However, this group of people had an IOU for the mortgage of the Tiandao family's land deed, and the signer was Babaozhai.
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