Siren girls will never lead dogs

Although Zero Sauce knew that there was some little trick in it, but he didn't know the specific principle, but when he saw the crystal ball light up, he still felt that this so-called consciousness was still in a decent shape...

"Crash!"

Just when Zero-chan put his hands on the crystal ball and the crystal ball was lit up, a strong wind suddenly burst out from the center of the two of them, blowing the tent and the cloth strips in the tent rattling. When Zero thought that magic really existed in this world, with a click, the electric fan hidden under the base of the crystal ball revealed himself...

"This is the wind of fate blown by you, the Chosen One, don't doubt it!"

Zero sauce rubbed his eyes, looked carefully at the base of the crystal ball again, confirmed that it was undoubtedly an electric fan, and immediately began to hesitate—what kind of club is this club he joined!

"Ahem! Welcome to the... Star Association!"

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ps: Guayou deserves to be Guayou, so I put a few vertical pictures in the game. As a result, when I opened the author’s background yesterday, two messages told me that the picture was harmonized. I hope the picture is fine.jpg

First entry to Bilan: Chapter 32 32 Formal classes and club activities

Zero Sauce has gone through untold hardships, found the club he likes, and finally took a big step on the road of hiding himself and preventing himself from being so eye-catching. It's really gratifying!

After returning to the dormitory, seeing Javelin's happy face and Lafite's never-sleep-satisfied appearance, Zero Sauce gradually felt that life was slowly developing in a normal direction, and the next thing he needed to do was to Honestly lurk in the human world, accumulate strength, and regain control of the sirens in one fell swoop!

Unknowingly, Zero Sauce seemed to see himself commanding the siren, dominating the sea, and even the corners of his mouth became moist...

"Hiss~"

"Huh? Zero sauce? Zero sauce?"

"Fell asleep?"

"Really, what dream is Zero Sauce doing? Even the saliva is flowing out, and the quilt is not covered..."

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The sun quietly (harmoniously) came in from the window, looked at the javelin that had gotten up and was preparing lunch, nodded in relief, and found two fish that slipped through the net on the bed, so he whispered again (Harmony) Mi's crawled on the bed, trying to wake up the two.

"Zero sauce! Lafite!"

"Get up! I have to go to class today!"

However, before Sunshine could make a move, the javelin had already taken over Sunshine's work, and woke up the two little slackers from the bed in advance. One day course!

"That...Javelin, I heard that in our class, apart from the fixed classroom, there is no resident teacher like the head teacher?"

"That's right, Zero-chan, haven't you read the freshman handbook?"

"..."

Zero Sauce's expression suddenly became unnatural. The freshman handbook is thick and heavy, but the key is that the lines on the cover are revised version, re-revised version, revised version, decided not to revise, really not. It will be revised again, etc. A line of small characters is really amazing to Zero Sauce, so Zero Sauce subconsciously thinks that it is useless to read it. Maybe when another revised version will be released, will the previous things be invalidated?

"Zero sauce... As a student, I think you still have to..."

What Javelin said next, Zero Sauce didn't listen to it at all, but it's strange, I don't know when, Javelin following Zero Sauce began to look more and more like an old lady. We are a big family, but Zero Sauce doesn’t feel disgusted by Javelin’s nagging, but he just doesn’t want to listen to it honestly, just like when your mother is nagging, you also go in the left ear and out the right ear of.

The classroom is a common amphitheater, arranged one level at a time. The whole classroom should look very empty, but because of the many girls who came in, the invisible "popularity" suppressed this feeling. Feeling empty.

After entering, Zero Sauce’s complexion also changed, and he also found a very embarrassing thing: It seems that even in the Naval Academy, there is such a tradition, that is, the seats that are always the most popular are those after the middle , so these seats were already occupied by Jian Niang who came earlier than Zero Sauce.

So the seats left for Zero Sauce are only the first few rows of seats, and the first few rows of seats, isn't that the area that the teacher focuses on?

It’s okay to be noticed by the teacher, and it is precisely because you are sitting in the first few rows of seats that you are more likely to be noticed by the students behind. After all, you are sitting in front of them. Look ahead!

So in summary, this is another tricky thing!

Now it can only be expected, this seat is also a floating seat, and it will not just be fixed like this!

"Quiet!"

A loud shout suddenly came from outside the door. While suppressing the sound of the classroom, it also successfully deterred everyone in the classroom, making the classroom suddenly quiet!

"Da da da--"

At this time, everyone heard the sound of rattling high-heeled shoes coming from the corridor. Just when everyone couldn't help but discuss who it was, the figure of the visitor walking in the rattling high-heeled shoes , went straight to the podium, put down his lesson plan, turned around, and faced everyone:

"Hi everyone, I am your teacher in this class—Langley!"

"The one in charge of teaching is about the combat methods of aircraft carriers..."

Before Langley could finish his words, some people started talking about it, and finally some people couldn't bear it, and came out to question Langley as the leader:

"Well, Mr. Langley, I am a destroyer. Besides, there are many other ship types. Why do you come to this class?"

It really looks like an ordinary student asking a question to the teacher, but how could Zero-chan, who has already seen through everything, not know the twists and turns in it?

From the encouraging gaze in Langley's eyes and the unfazed expression of the ship girl, it is clear that Langley has already found the ship girl in order to perform such a play in class , there must be a lot of questions in the future, Langley also found the corresponding actors to sing and sing together!

Using such means can undoubtedly mobilize the enthusiasm of the students - in a university class like this, if the enthusiasm of the students is not mobilized, it is easy for the teacher to lecture on the podium and the students to play with their mobile phones below. scene...

So I have to say that all the ship girls who can become teachers in the Naval Academy have such two brushes.

"Why do you need to learn aircraft carrier courses as other types of ships?"

"The answer to this question is very simple. It is true that you are not an aircraft carrier, but you also need to know the fighting style of an aircraft carrier, so that you can make your own countermeasures against this!"

After singing and singing, even those who are not aircraft carrier girls nodded subconsciously. After seeing that the classroom atmosphere was successfully mobilized, Langley nodded in satisfaction, and then began to lecture...

Langley's next lecture was really worthy of her status as a teacher at the Naval Academy. Even Zero Sauce gained something from this class, and vaguely felt that some of her skills had been upgraded here.

The whole morning course passed quickly, and the course arrangement of the Naval Academy is also interesting. It is also from this course arrangement that Zero Sauce understands why it is necessary for every ship girl to join the club:

Because according to the arrangement of the Naval Academy, classes are always held in the morning, and club activities are reserved in the afternoon; the proportion of club activities is [-]-[-] to the class!

Forget it, if it wasn't for the first club event, the higher ups might come to check, no matter what, you can't escape, so if you have to go, Zero Sauce, who is a zombie member, has already returned to his dormitory, okay?

Thinking about it this way, Zero Sauce also reluctantly embarked on the road to his own club, not knowing what will happen next to make Zero Sauce collapse...

First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 33 33 This is... a zombie member?

"Star Association..."

"Sure enough, no matter how many times you say this name, you still can't get rid of the aura of middle school..."

After repeating the name of his club a few times, Zero Sauce suddenly discovered a big problem: It seems that yesterday, as the "President" of the Dark Realm, he didn't tell Zero Sauce anything except for signing several things for himself!

According to the normal process, if you join an agency, you have to pay a head fee anyway, but the Dark Realm doesn't ask for it.

Secondly, generally speaking, as a formal club, there should be a group chat or forum as a communication place for club members, but the dark world didn't tell Zero Sauce...

The last and most crucial thing is that the Dark Realm never told Zero Sauce where this so-called star association is located!

"What kind of club did I join? Why does it feel like a temporary patchwork..."

After he couldn't help sighing, Zero Sauce didn't complain anymore, obviously he thought of a solution: if the Dark Realm didn't tell me where the club's address is, it's a big deal to ask someone from the Club Federation Not on the line?

In addition, I will only come to this club this time anyway, and I will exist as a zombie member in the future, so the address is not important!

"You mean, where is the activity classroom of the Star Association?"

Quincy is in charge of entertaining the Federation of Associations. Although this name is very famous in the r next door, unfortunately this is the world of ship b, so it is naturally impossible for Quincy to be as popular in ship b as the other It's just that the ship girl with the same name in the ship r is so big!

But if Zero Sauce remembers correctly, the one in front of her also has a personality that cannot be ignored—no, it should be said to be cute, that is, she doesn't know how to refuse, so many attributes such as natural dullness can be derived.

But now Zero Sauce's task is to hurry to the location of his club instead of teasing Quincy here, so now he behaves honestly and doesn't make too many moves.

"Star Association..."

While chanting this name, the expression on Quincy's face became... a little subtle, if I remember correctly...

"Ah, I found it, it's here!"

"It's...that's..."

"Well, thank you, Quincy!"

After getting the address, Zero Sauce naturally became impatient: she couldn't wait to get to the place where her club activities were held, pretended to finish today's club activities, and then slipped away!

Even so, it is not uncommon for Zero Sauce to see the strange expression on Quincy's face. Zero Sauce just counted and figured out why Quincy would show such an expression:

It's all the fault of the second disease, if I encounter some kind of second disease, I guess I will show such an expression!

Unfortunately, what Zero-chan didn't realize was the unbearable expression on Quincy's expression, as well as a little bit of sympathy...

"Okay, it should be here..."

"From the outside, it looks like an activity classroom that is no different from other places. It doesn't look like a certain club. It uses a storage room that no club doesn't want as an activity room... "

Zero Sauce showed a satisfied expression. From this point of view, the teachers in charge of club activities at the Naval Academy are indeed selfless. They did not deliberately favor anyone, nor did they deliberately "squeeze" anyone.

"Next, let's see what this classroom has been transformed into..."

According to Zero Sauce's impression, generally speaking, the classrooms in places like this where the second-class disease gathers will definitely be a little weird, so Zero Sauce has already made some psychological preparations.

"Squeak!"

The door of the classroom was gently pushed open by Zero Sauce, and then Zero Sauce saw such a scene:

It seems that all the windows in the classroom are sealed and because of the black paint painted on the classroom, the whole classroom looks abnormally dark—if it wasn’t for the light that came in from the door opened by Zero-chan, Zero-chan would be in the classroom It is estimated that you can really feel what it means to be blind!

But even with the light, due to the non-reflective properties of the black paint, the zero sauce that came here not only has a broken sense of space that loses the sense of distance,

"Oh!"

At this time, the door of the classroom was suddenly closed, and when Zero-chan was frightened and subconsciously showed the ship outfit, a light that was supposed to appear in the disco hanging in the middle of the classroom lit up, Spots of light shone on the walls in all directions, and the background looked like... a starry sky?

"Welcome to... the Star Association!"

The just-right voice from the Dark Realm sounded behind Zero-chan. Through the layout of this classroom, Zero-chan quickly understood why this society was called the Star Association-it really made this group of second-year-old patients come up with a lot of troubles. It's a low-profile version of the starry sky!

"Please... please go to the association to participate in the combat meeting!"

The voice from the Dark Realm came again, but I don’t know why, it sounded weak to Zero Sauce, but because of the black cloak of the Dark Realm, I couldn’t see the Dark Realm’s face clearly in the darkness, Zero Sauce didn't pursue too much, but planned to follow the Dark Realm to participate in her battle meeting!

"Crack!"

"Boom!"

After groping on the side "wall" for a while, the Dark Realm finally seemed to have touched some kind of mechanism, and a door with a magic circle depicted by LED lights turned around, revealing the scene behind the door—not to mention , the scene behind this door is really exactly the same as the underground meeting room of some secret society in the Middle Ages...

"Hi...my name is Horror...a zombie!"

There are naturally other members of the Star Association behind the door, and when she saw Zero Sauce coming, she introduced herself, but this way of introduction always reminded her of a certain character she heard when she was crooked in another game lines...

Wait, I seem to have heard something wrong:

"That... horror, right? You just said, what are you?"

"My name is terror, and I'm a zombie..."

Horror answered Zero-chan's words in a calm and slow manner, so slow that it really sounded like a zombie, but Zero-chan suddenly panicked for some reason.

"I heard that you are also a zombie member, right?"

"Wait, is this a zombie member?"

The questioning voice of Zero Sauce resounded in the activity classroom. Looking back, the dark world with a guilty conscience stood on tiptoe and planned to escape. When Zero Sauce noticed her, he gave Zero Sauce a smile ...

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First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 34 34 In order to save the society, I had to become an idol...

"I was cheated!"

Looking at the two members of the Xingchen Association who were kneeling on the ground tremblingly and not daring to do anything, Zero Sauce seemed to have transformed into some kind of big devil at this moment, whipping his slaves here.

But Ling Jiang dared to swear that she had never done such an act of persecuting the ship's mother, and she couldn't do these things at the risk of being captured by the gendarmerie.

The reason why the two people in front of them knelt like this was because the Dark Realm wanted to use this method to ask Zero Sauce for forgiveness... As for the horror, I'm sorry, this is really incidental, it's just that the horror saw his sister Kneeling down, I thought it was fun, so I just knelt down in front of Zero Sauce!

"Anyway... you guys get up for me first, otherwise what will I do if the readers mistake me for a ship girl with such a strange hobby!"

"No...Zero, we won't get up until you forgive us and promise not to leave our Star Society!"

"Twisted melons are not sweet!"

"But Zero Sauce, you are not a melon. You are a walker in the dark. You are the undoubted chosen one. You must fight the monastery hidden in the light, and then come to save the world!"