Siren girls will never lead dogs

"There is no personnel support, I will arrange aircraft carrier bomber support for you!"

"Hey, what, you said that the blue team's submarine force broke through your line of defense?"

"What the hell are you doing to eat... so much anti-reverse energy is given to you, all of it is fucked!"

The commander-in-chief and staff of the red side continued to follow the reports from all over the battlefield, and issued orders one after another. Facing the a18 small island area that had been smashed into a pot of porridge, the red side, which was originally the offensive side, abruptly became Defender.

And what I have to say is that it is obvious that the red side is really angry, and all kinds of swear words are bursting out at this moment. The entire headquarters originally thought they were civilized people, but now they say swear words When you get up, the more you speak, the more smoothly you speak...

The blue side... the blue side is naturally more anxious than the red side!Just the swear words from the mouth of the blue team's commander-in-chief alone are worth the swear words from more than half of the red team's headquarters!

Relying on the strength of the base's hull, the blue team also organized several landing operations on the island. Each time they encountered different situations and failed to land on the island!

The first time I saw a loophole that I knew was a trap set by the other party, I thought I would use the trick, so many people should be able to break through this trap and turn defeat into victory...

As a result, as soon as they entered, they saw the boxes symbolizing high-explosive bombs stacked there at some time, and the troops who touched them knew that they had nothing...

The second attack was to paralyze the coastal defense guns on the island, and it did achieve certain results. However, the opponent was too cunning. The red team called a wave of carrier-based aircraft to wait in the air in advance, and the blue team was on the way. At the critical moment of the attack, the carrier-based aircraft began to dive...

This is the third attack launched, and the coastal defense guns on the island have almost been removed. At the same time, the red team's carrier fleet has also run out of fuel, so they have to go back to replenish...

The opportunity is now!

"Boom!"

The cannons on the hull of the blue base were constantly roaring, and one after another practice bombs hit the small island. Although they did not explode, the rumbling sound still managed to wake them up. Our Zero Sauce...

"Well?……"

Troubled, he opened his eyes amidst the sound of gunfire, and Zero-chan looked around, and saw the TV set where the javelin was placed here to confuse Zero-chan, and there were [-] ways to pay attention to shooting (harmonious) cannonballs. this documentary.

Zero-chan, who had just woken up and hadn't recovered his IQ, subconsciously thought that the sound of cannons outside was really coming from the TV, so he turned around and planned to continue sleeping, but the rumbling sound made Zero-chan How can I sleep well!

"what!--"

Zero sauce clenched his fists and punched the air several times helplessly, as if this would stop the damn cannons, but the rumbling sound still coming from his ears made Zero sauce recognize it clearly Reality, so the little hand hangs down weakly again, and the whole person looks "drooped" again...

"Hey!"

Zero-chan, who had overslept, tried to get up from the recliner, but because of oversleeping, his whole body was limp and weak, so after trying a bit, Zero-chan decisively chose to lie flat...

"Boom!"

"what!"

But the rumbling sound of the guns in my ears made Ling-chan feel uncomfortable lying down, but there are a lot of weird things in Ling-chan's portable space, but there is no remote control for the TV, so in order to be able to lie down happily Ping, Zero Sauce tried again!

There were tears in Zero Sauce's eyes - it was subconsciously secreted from the eyes just after waking up. It's a pity that there is no one else around Zero Sauce, otherwise, facing such a cute Zero Sauce, Presumably everyone would be very willing to hug Zero Sauce!

"Hey!"

Zero Sauce had accumulated strength for a while, and made a fierce attack!Successfully rolled over from the chair!

"Crack!"

It seems that there is the sound of something breaking - it seems that Ling Jiang stepped on something when he stepped on the chair...

From the words on the fragments of this thing, I can vaguely read these words:

"Beacon...space...what the hell!"

Zero Sauce said nonchalantly, took out a dustpan and a small broom to make the place clean again——Zero Sauce, but a good boy who loves cleanliness...

For some unknown reason, the sound of cannon outside suddenly stopped...

And Zero Sauce pressed the switch of the TV again, so the sound of the cannon disappeared in Zero Sauce's ears.

"It's just... why do I always feel that the sound of the cannon just now is not my illusion?"

Thinking of this, Ling Jiang decided to go outside the cave to have a look, but before reaching the entrance of the cave, cheers came from all directions!

Zero Sauce subconsciously felt something was wrong, and walked towards the entrance of the cave at a faster pace, and saw such a scene:

The members of the blue team sat downcastly, with blank faces.

And the members of the red party were all overjoyed—the bursts of cheers came from the mouths of these members of the red party!

"Ahei! Ahei! Ahei!"

For no reason, Zero Sauce sneezed, still looking at the scene outside in confusion...

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First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 103 101 Zero Sauce, I Don't Want MVP...

"Zero sauce, we won!"

In the end, Javelin saw Zero Sauce who was bewildered here, and rushed over to hold Zero Sauce's hand, wanting to share the joy in his heart with Zero Sauce.

"we won?"

"What did you win, and how did you win?"

Even though Javelin told Zero-chan that we won, Zero-chan still couldn't get more information from this few words, so he still looked confused.

"We won this exercise!"

Javelin was beaming with joy, looking as happy as he wanted—at first, he thought that he would not get any credit for sticking to this place, and even thought that Zero Sauce was just messing around at first, so he didn't plan to go and take part in the exercise seriously.

But I didn't expect Zero Sauce's intuition to be so accurate. Knowing this seemingly ordinary island is the key point of this exercise, even though Zero Sauce looked lazy when guarding the island The appearance, successfully deceived everyone.

But as the saying goes, if you want to deceive the enemy, you must first deceive your own people. Zero sauce's strategy is high!It's really high!

"I heard that you are the captain of the team responsible for guarding this island?"

"I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to you. If you hadn't led your team to have the foresight to defend this small island, we wouldn't be able to win so easily—"

"So on behalf of all members of the Red Command, I would like to express my gratitude to you!"

The commander-in-chief of the red side also held Zero Sauce's hand very kindly, with as eager a look in his eyes as he wanted, and Zero Sauce looked at the crowd, and everyone looked at him with the same gaze. Looking very relieved, it was only at this time that Zero Sauce deeply realized one thing:

It seems that our red team really won by accident?

Also, it seems that this victory is closely related to himself?

This is really a dog!

Obviously I didn't do anything, I just randomly chose a small island to fish... um... In fact, I also fished here, and held a barbecue meeting or something...

At that time, I thought that the examiners and staff who monitored the exercise would definitely deduct points for me, but such a small amount of points deducted seemed to be far from enough points to offset it!

This is really...

"It's such a joy, isn't it? Zero sauce!"

Javelin, Ayanami, Lafite and others also received this honor. The feeling of being complimented by everyone is really great!

"Yes... yes... this is *... really happy..."

"Since you are happy, why are you crying, Zero-chan..."

"It's tears of joy, I'm so happy..."

Zero Sauce raised his head, trying hard to hold back the tears from his eyes, don't lower your head, the crown will fall, tears will flow...

"Students, calm down!"

This atmosphere of cheering gradually returned to normal under the maintenance of order by the staff in the examination room. Seeing this, the staff member standing at the front also began to announce some excellent performances of everyone in this exercise...

Zero Sauce looked up, um, they are old acquaintances, and it was this group who were responsible for comforting myself and presenting awards to myself during the entrance exam...

Zero-chan is also not in the mood to listen to these excellent performances... At this time, Zero-chan is falling into deep self-doubt, feeling that the whole world has rejected her like this...

"This time the red team's MVP is... zero!"

It wasn't until the staff member read Zero-chan's name that Zero-chan's scattered thoughts suddenly returned to his body:

"what?"

However, Zero Sauce, who had just regained consciousness in his body, went down immediately after processing the information received from the outside world:

"I'm the MVP?"

"Please invite our MVP Zero... to come on stage to accept the award!"

The staff seemed to be afraid that Zero Sauce would not hear it, so they read it again patiently to Zero Sauce—after all, he is the MVP of the red team in this exercise, so it is normal to have such a small privilege.

"No, no, how could I be the MVP?"

"I didn't even think about seriously participating in this big exercise, yes, yes, that's it!"

"Look, everyone, in order not to participate in the big exercise, I just randomly wanted to go to this island under the guise of defending the island."

"In order to catch fish during the exercise, I have prepared the materials for holding a barbecue meeting a long time ago, threatening the commanders who came to hold a barbecue meeting..."

"I didn't participate in the battle between the two sides at all, and I didn't make any contribution to the war between the two sides at all, so how could I be the MVP?"

Zero Sauce kept defending himself, trying to get the big exercise organizing committee to revoke this "dangerous" decision, but the examiners who were observing in secret were more satisfied, and one of the examiners was even more so in his own evaluation. wrote:

"Never arrogant or impetuous, humble and extraordinary, she is really a role model among the ship girls..."

"Oh, our Zero is so humble!"

The supporter who was instructed by the examiner also praised Zero Sauce again. At this time when everyone felt at ease that Zero Sauce deserved this honor, only Zero Sauce knew that he really didn't want this MVP ah!

"Since Zero is so humble, then we have to tell the reason why Zero was able to win this MVP, so as not to doubt some people..."

"The reason why Zero can win the MVP is as follows:"

"First of all, I used my unique vision to determine that this small island will be the center of the entire battle and station here..."

"Secondly, Zero's team has repeatedly defended against the blue team's attack on the island..."

After hearing this, Zero Sauce realized that his strategy of dragging his entire team to this small island was wrong, because the inner ghost was actually in his team!

"The last and most important point is that Zero successfully found the blue party's space beacon node and successfully destroyed it. This is an important basis for judging that Zero is MVP!"

"Wait, let me ask, what does that so-called space beacon node look like?"

Ling asked weakly, the host was also responsive to the MVP of Zero, and showed Zero what the space beacon node looks like!

Isn't this the dark thing that I accidentally stepped on when I got out of bed?

Why is this thing the so-called space beacon node!

Zero didn't take a breath, and just passed out like this—perhaps for Zero at this moment, fainting would be the best choice...

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First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 104 102 Witty as Lafite

"Lafite, I'm so sleepy, uh..."

It seemed that he still lacked energy, and Lafite struggled to get up from the bed, but after a few attempts, he still felt that the bed loved Lafite more...

"Lafite, you can't sleep!..."

Lafite pinched his own face.

"Well...it hurts!"

The pain returns to the pain, but Lafite still used this pain to successfully wake up from that dazed feeling. Similar applications are popular plots in many anime, such as to confirm whether he is in I deliberately pinched someone in my dream.

Lafite's behavior has to be said to be a bit abnormal - because according to Lafite's usual temperament, this point is either sleeping or on the way to sleep...

I opened the refrigerator in the dormitory, and in the cold room, besides all kinds of fresh food that the javelin brought back from the house economics agency, there were also neatly placed the confiscated red wine that Lafite put here.

As the saying goes, Coke tastes better when it's chilled, and Lafite thinks it's the same for Lafite, it tastes better when it's chilled.

But today Lafite’s goal is not these red wines. Even though these red wines are confiscated on the surface, if Lafite wants to get them, it’s actually not safe to put them in the refrigerator. Looking at these red wines in the refrigerator Fresh, Lafite said to himself:

"In this way, for Lafite, it won't work!"

Lafite's face was covered with a perplexed expression of not knowing what to do. She looked at the eggs, then at the meat placed at the bottom, and still took a few eggs to the side of the gas stove, and then did not move again. .

"Lafite, what should we do? Lafite, I don't know..."

Is it hard to give up like this?Lafite felt that he couldn't just give up like this, otherwise, wouldn't all the determination he had made to get up from the bed with so much difficulty in the past be all in vain now?

Then why did Lafite get up at this time?

At this time, it was Saturday afternoon, when there was no one else in the dormitory except Lafite who was sleeping.

Lafite noticed that since the last big drill, Zero-chan's mood was not in a good mood.